#they are create dumbasses

[sweet-potato-42]

no matter how much he hates him tubbo is just like aypierre

[ronithesnail]

On one hand Aziracrow is hard to draw because Micheal Sheen’s (and by extension Aziraphale’s) face is really hard to get right in a way that really feels like him but on the other hand if you stop caring about that then theyre literally just this

[alnilamen]

maglor 🌼🐦

(inspired by Alois Hans Schram's playing with butterflies)

[confessedlyfannish]

DC x DP Writing Prompt 4?? 45?? 2,321?? HUT!!!

"So you eat ectoplasm," Flash says hands clasped and index fingers pressed against his mouth.

"Ayup," Phantom says, punctuating with an obnoxious slurp of his goopy ectoplasm. "Does a not body good."

"But the place you come from is made of ectoplasm."

"Ayup."

"So you are literally eating the fabric of your universe?" Flash says, voice rising in pitch.

"No, the fabric of the Infinite Realms is space-time, same as Earth, well not the same," Phantom says, scrunching up his nose. "Earth is more cotton, The Zone is kinda stretchy...huh, like spandex. Neat!"

"But you're eating up the matter that makes you you--" Flash says, hands waving.

"Dude, everything you are was once a star," Phantom says, waving a hand at all of him. "Every last bit of you and everything around you. Star. Now replace it with ectoplasm, and we just cut out all the middlemen."

Flash watches him guzzle up the last bit looking faintly green himself. "That still kind of sounds like a justification for cannibalism."

"I promise to never eat you," Phantom says with uncomfortable emphasis, suddenly solemn. He stares at Flash without blinking until Flash, deeply unnerved, backs out of the room.

"Not funny," Batman says, flipping a page in his newspaper. "He was supposed to be on Watch Duty."

"Now Batman," Phantom drapes his tail across the man's shoulders and lets his fangs elongate and multiply.

"W̵̢̛͓͉̼͔͉͖̖̥͍̪̲̥̯̞̝͎͔̩̹̙͌̽̐͜ͅh̵̨̠̳̖͔̬̭̟̗̠̹͕̟̮̬͓̺͙̊͛͒ͅo̶̧̢̡̨̨̦͚̼̞̫͈͚̤̜͉̰̱̭͙̣̼͙̱͚͓͐͌̒̋̇ͅ ̵̡̡̰͙̠̦͙̼̘̪͈̻̟̙̳͚̤̮̖̱̎̐̀̇̾͛͊͛͊̈̋̈̋̿̍͑̔̏̎͑̒͗̚͘͝͠͝ͅs̵̡̹̣̗̼̙͓͖͉̒̃͋̂̄̄̈́͋̾̈́̀̎̉̓̒̇͐̎͊̚͝͝a̵̡̧͔͍͍͙͔͖̮̦͚͍̖̲͖͖̻̍͊͆̊̿́̿̅́̈͠͠͠i̴͙͙̾̌͊̓̂̌̒͒d̶̨͚̳̟̲̻̤͇͖̞͙̹̯͙̟͓͙͇͖̺̺̎͊͐̏͌̌̅̄́̏̽̓̃͂̓͜͜͝ͅͅ ̵̧̢͎͔̜̮̼̻̫̗̼͙͍͔̺͎͐̍̈́͜͜͜I̵̢̢̛̙̤̳͈̮̜̩͇͕̠̻̫̳̟̤̭͙͖̓̾̓̇̈́̂͒͂͌̍̎̅̑̇̔̇́͌͜͝ ̵̛̣̮̩̩̞̯̻̱̻̳͍̞͙̗̤̗̥͔̭̥͒͒̌͗̿͐̓̇̈̔̌͒̋̑̽̇͜͝ͅẁ̷̧̮̳̗̗͍̠̦̃a̸̡̧̛̛̺͈͍̟̣̫̺̟̗̥̲̻̥͔͔̲̱̣̩̠̖̰̿̋̄͆̀͋́̐̈́́̈́͌͆̅͂́̈́̓͗́̇ş̵̨̨̨̛̛͔̦͚̦̝̺̯̗͓̼̟͙̼̩̣̺̠̭̘͂̏̓̋̓̋̇̏͊̃͊͊͋̊̑̀͌̂͋͐͘̚͜͝ ̶̢̧͍͓̹̘͍̱̬̜̙̮̖̒̃͊̀̀̓̈́̆̀͐̇̿̀̇̿̆̔̂̈́͘͠ͅͅj̵̯̱̇̈́̌̈͌͆̋̑̇̋̎̐̈̇̓͘͘̚͝o̷̢̙͎̹̰̟̳̼̠̖͉̦̘̺̙͑͂͑̌̉͗̑͑̉͌͜͜͠͝͠ͅk̶̡͇̈́͋̈̈́̐̀̂̈́̽̾͌̂̾̊̑͘͠ḯ̸̢̢̢̞̱̦͙͖̱̙͕̞̮̫̱̣̤̥͍͍̫̗͔͙̞̘̓̂̄͂̿̉͒̈̍̅̍̅̍̏̋̕͘͝͠͝ͅņ̴̛͉̲̮̫̩̙̠̯̤͚̠̥̳͈̝͇́̂͑g̶̛͎̻̟͍̯̪̺̬͍̲̱͇̪̩̰͆̓͊̃̅͗̆̈́̊̈́͘?"

Batman lifts his head from the newspaper silently.

"Ugh, fine!" Phantom says, throwing his hands up. "I'll take next watch."

"Hn."

[tiredsmashbros]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MANGO !!! :3c 🍔✨

i legit found out yesterday last night but i was too tired to make something at the time so i began manifesting for a snowtrapped remaster UIGJEFDSXIUHJK

LEGIT I REMEMBER THINKIN AS A JOKE TO MYELEF "it would soooo cool if they added mango's art on their bday lmao" AND IT HAPPENED BRO THAT IS SO FUKIN AWESOME SRSLY CONGRATULATIONS U SRSLY DESERVE IT IUGJHBDECSX

i need to yeet now to eat and do hw but i really wanted to make smth for u even if its a bit scrappy atm aaa but i hope u like it man 💛🍔

[princessefemmelesbian]

Transandrophobia truthers are so damn racist and white oh my fucking god y'all actually piss me the fuck off every time you tokenize Black and brown men for your stupid as fuck "mra but make it trans-inclusive" ideology created by a creepy guy with a corrective rape fetish(something I'll never let up on for as long as I live, btw). If I ever see another one of y'all say "Black and brown men face discrimination because they're seen as overly masculine and that's why masculinity in men is oppressed in this society" I will literally kill myself. Stop using Black and brown men as brownie points for your bullshit arguments about misandry being real when you don't have the slightest idea how racialized oppression works. White boys are so annoying and dumb istfg.

@punkeropercyjackson @punknicodiangelo @pinkpinkstarlet

[konakoro]

I've been in kaiju/Godzilla spaces for a decent amount of time, so much to the point I primarily associated I Am Become Death to goofy gifs of Godzilla doing the flying dropkick.

So imagine how I felt when I saw Oppenehimer and had to fight back a laugh because the moment that line was spoken, all I could think of was -

[thepositivefella]

I love how hollow purple is so fucking fast and hard to aim that never once a character actually hits where he's aiming. It's always a bit to the left.

[purgatory-is-life]

Mechtober day one-captain

also posted this on ao3 under Reality666Rift999 (I chose the name in middle school i knoww its bad but im sentimental)

Captain (First Mate!) - Reality666Rift999 - The Mechanisms (Band) [Archive of Our Own]

@mechtober-2024

Jonny huffed as he crossed his arms. Really, with Her gone, he was the only option they truly had for a captain. He was the First Mate, second in command to Her while she was on the ship. Who else could be fit for the role?

Ashes, he supposes. They were smart, they kept everything up to snuff and kept everything running. They had a hand in keeping all of their supplies stocked and their food stores full. Everyone listened to Ashes, and they were closer in rank as a Quartermaster too.

Nastya could as well, with her connection to Aurora and her knowledge of the ship’s inner workings. People listened to her as well, people respected her. Even if she was a recluse who spent more time in the vents with her beloved Aurora than with the crew, people listened to her.

Hell, even Brian would make a half-decent captain. Even though he was soft, even though he folded and bent easily. People liked him. Even though he was boring and nice. He was one of the only ones that Aurora let fly her around. He was the only one she listened to about routes to take.

Ivy was smart and knew how to navigate much better than he did.

The Toy Soldier… Probably wouldn’t work well as a captain, as it never seemed inclined to give orders on its own and it would listen to anyone else’s orders.

And Tim still spent more time in his room than he did around the rest of them.

Most of the crew could make great captains. And if they were the ones declaring themselves captain, then no one would fight them.

‘Jonny?’ a screen appeared in front of him, pulling him from his thoughts. ‘Is everything alright?’

“I’m fine, ship,” he grumbled, turning away from the screen.

Aurora moved the screen so it was in front of him again, groaning and creaking in annoyance. ‘You do not seem fine. You seem upset. Is something wrong? May I try and assist you?”

Jonny groaned loudly. “Really, I’m fine Aurora! Fuck off.”

‘I do not think I will :]’ Jonny didn’t know that a digital smiley face, just a regular smiley face, could be so full of so much… condescension. Jonny flipped her off, and Aurora creaked and slammed the doors as she laughed at him. ‘So what is bothering you?’

“ …The others don’t respect my authority,” Jonny mumbled, turning away, again. Aurora followed him.

‘Of course they do!’ Aurora declared. ‘You’re very respectable Jonny. The others care for you and respect you completely!’

Jonny rolled his eyes and didn’t respond, pulling one of his guns from one of his many holsters, twirling it around in his hands.

‘And even if they don’t respect you,’ Aurora typed out, ‘I do :] Captain :]’

Jonny blinked and looked down, ignoring the warmth in his chest and blossoming on his face. Aurora slammed her doors and creaked and groaned.

Because Jonny was the only one really qualified to be captain.

Even if he was technically the First Mate.

[autisticskeleton-s]

flowey watching me eat shit 20 times each in the axis, ceroba, and el bailador fights: damn this bitch is autistic

[skeletoninthemelonland]

Seeing mouse man for first time i thought for a sec that you un-rabbitfied William tbh xD

Everyone un-rabbit that man

yeah!!!!!! un-rabbit that man!!!!

oh but that is so cool actually. i've seen artists drawing their favs differently every time until they're completely apart from the original character. they are so sexy for that tho

[jaythelay]

I'm honestly stunned that Sony dropped the ball for their Sackboy as hard as they did.

Now it's astroboy or somethin' and fine, but I don't imagine they'll do better with them.

Had a fuckin' Mario Tier Mascot and it went to shit so fast I don't think it'll return and even then, it'll just be another brand. Kinda sad, it really did have potential.

[nixies-creations]

For @topgunalternateuniverse bingo. Bingo Square - TV Show (Creator’s Choice): Hangster - Stargate Atlantis.

"Of all the people that had to be as gifted with the ATA gene, why did it have to be you," Jake snapped, glaring down at Bradley with fire in his eyes. Smirking up at him, Bradley gave a careless shrug of his shoulders instead of a verbal answer. Scoffing, Jake whirled around and began gathering his things, half cursing Javy—who had insisted he needed Jake's help monitoring this last batch of subjects getting the ATA gene shot—and cursing Bradley needing to be here because a team of doctors insisted on needing to see what kind of baseline a person with the gene natural had. Not of course that it would be like that for others, Jake cursed in his head, because of course Bradley was unnaturally strong when interacting with Ancient technology. Of course his ex-boyfriend would be unnaturally gifted in it. Of course that meant he'd have to come on the mission to the Pegasus galaxy—where Jake couldn't run away from him. Because why wouldn't Jake have an easier time to run away from the man who broke his heart? Why wouldn't Jake be able to catch a break in this.

[aight-griffin]

I'm talking about this a week late, but the Chainsaw Boy is extremely traumatized.

Nayuta was incredibly cute in this chapter, her characterization is excellent, but look at the trauma on this man.

Denji has a family, and he had one earlier. He absolutely, 100%, sees Aki, Power, and Nayuta as his siblings. They're not genetically related, but they’re more of a family than any other group in this manga.

Denji becoming Chainsaw Man is quite literally what enabled him to have a family in the first place, these lines from Kid Denji make no sense.

. . . and that's why they're so perfect.

Ever since pt1, Kid Denji has been representative of Denji’s trauma, since the foundational trauma of killing his dad was done as a child. So, when we see Kid Denji saying all of this obvious bullshit, it's clear that that is not rational, it’s all of Denji’s insecurities and PTSD rattling around in his head, making him second guess his past and rethink his choices.

I've never been a fan of the “Denji killed his Dad” plot point, I think it's derivative for the death of a character we don't care about to be what pushes him off the edge, not the two deaths that we very much do, but regardless, this is some excellent trauma writing.

[never-be-tamed]

share your throwback to your mini version — ticket from heaven to hell.

tagged by: @betterstay-dead @daemonoria & anyone who also tagged me, sorry.

tagging: @chaoticmvse @verfinstern @nachtwesen @shevampyre @crownedembers & you!

[msnihilist]

I'm not super involved in the Nicktoons Unite fandom, but I have been combing through fics and I'm already tried of Danny being portrayed as the big brother/second smartest one instead of what he actually is: a fucking idiot.