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DC x DP Writing Prompt 4?? 45?? 2,321?? HUT!!!
"So you eat ectoplasm," Flash says hands clasped and index fingers pressed against his mouth.
"Ayup," Phantom says, punctuating with an obnoxious slurp of his goopy ectoplasm. "Does a not body good."
"But the place you come from is made of ectoplasm."
"Ayup."
"So you are literally eating the fabric of your universe?" Flash says, voice rising in pitch.
"No, the fabric of the Infinite Realms is space-time, same as Earth, well not the same," Phantom says, scrunching up his nose. "Earth is more cotton, The Zone is kinda stretchy...huh, like spandex. Neat!"
"But you're eating up the matter that makes you you--" Flash says, hands waving.
"Dude, everything you are was once a star," Phantom says, waving a hand at all of him. "Every last bit of you and everything around you. Star. Now replace it with ectoplasm, and we just cut out all the middlemen."
Flash watches him guzzle up the last bit looking faintly green himself. "That still kind of sounds like a justification for cannibalism."
"I promise to never eat you," Phantom says with uncomfortable emphasis, suddenly solemn. He stares at Flash without blinking until Flash, deeply unnerved, backs out of the room.
"Not funny," Batman says, flipping a page in his newspaper. "He was supposed to be on Watch Duty."
"Now Batman," Phantom drapes his tail across the man's shoulders and lets his fangs elongate and multiply.
"W̵̢̛͓͉̼͔͉͖̖̥͍̪̲̥̯̞̝͎͔̩̹̙͌̽̐͜ͅh̵̨̠̳̖͔̬̭̟̗̠̹͕̟̮̬͓̺͙̊͛͒ͅo̶̧̢̡̨̨̦͚̼̞̫͈͚̤̜͉̰̱̭͙̣̼͙̱͚͓͐͌̒̋̇ͅ ̵̡̡̰͙̠̦͙̼̘̪͈̻̟̙̳͚̤̮̖̱̎̐̀̇̾͛͊͛͊̈̋̈̋̿̍͑̔̏̎͑̒͗̚͘͝͠͝ͅs̵̡̹̣̗̼̙͓͖͉̒̃͋̂̄̄̈́͋̾̈́̀̎̉̓̒̇͐̎͊̚͝͝a̵̡̧͔͍͍͙͔͖̮̦͚͍̖̲͖͖̻̍͊͆̊̿́̿̅́̈͠͠͠i̴͙͙̾̌͊̓̂̌̒͒d̶̨͚̳̟̲̻̤͇͖̞͙̹̯͙̟͓͙͇͖̺̺̎͊͐̏͌̌̅̄́̏̽̓̃͂̓͜͜͝ͅͅ ̵̧̢͎͔̜̮̼̻̫̗̼͙͍͔̺͎͐̍̈́͜͜͜I̵̢̢̛̙̤̳͈̮̜̩͇͕̠̻̫̳̟̤̭͙͖̓̾̓̇̈́̂͒͂͌̍̎̅̑̇̔̇́͌͜͝ ̵̛̣̮̩̩̞̯̻̱̻̳͍̞͙̗̤̗̥͔̭̥͒͒̌͗̿͐̓̇̈̔̌͒̋̑̽̇͜͝ͅẁ̷̧̮̳̗̗͍̠̦̃a̸̡̧̛̛̺͈͍̟̣̫̺̟̗̥̲̻̥͔͔̲̱̣̩̠̖̰̿̋̄͆̀͋́̐̈́́̈́͌͆̅͂́̈́̓͗́̇ş̵̨̨̨̛̛͔̦͚̦̝̺̯̗͓̼̟͙̼̩̣̺̠̭̘͂̏̓̋̓̋̇̏͊̃͊͊͋̊̑̀͌̂͋͐͘̚͜͝ ̶̢̧͍͓̹̘͍̱̬̜̙̮̖̒̃͊̀̀̓̈́̆̀͐̇̿̀̇̿̆̔̂̈́͘͠ͅͅj̵̯̱̇̈́̌̈͌͆̋̑̇̋̎̐̈̇̓͘͘̚͝o̷̢̙͎̹̰̟̳̼̠̖͉̦̘̺̙͑͂͑̌̉͗̑͑̉͌͜͜͠͝͠ͅk̶̡͇̈́͋̈̈́̐̀̂̈́̽̾͌̂̾̊̑͘͠ḯ̸̢̢̢̞̱̦͙͖̱̙͕̞̮̫̱̣̤̥͍͍̫̗͔͙̞̘̓̂̄͂̿̉͒̈̍̅̍̅̍̏̋̕͘͝͠͝ͅņ̴̛͉̲̮̫̩̙̠̯̤͚̠̥̳͈̝͇́̂͑g̶̛͎̻̟͍̯̪̺̬͍̲̱͇̪̩̰͆̓͊̃̅͗̆̈́̊̈́͘?"
Batman lifts his head from the newspaper silently.
"Ugh, fine!" Phantom says, throwing his hands up. "I'll take next watch."
"Hn."
#danny phantom#dp x dc au#dpxdc#dp x dc crossover#flash#batman#dp x dc prompt#dp x dc#this is inspired by a previous tag of mine#bonus points if you find it#space nerd danny#but bad at science me#these were the ingredients chosen to create#a lying dumbass#danny: lol i don't eat the fabric of the universe#danny: I AM the fabric of the universe!#danny: I am the embodiment of all space bab-ee *finger guns*#bruce disappointed-dad-stare wayne
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that’s not……
that’s not what i meant….
#gvf#mj says things#blanked out my name sorry#bonus points if you find it#you can follow me if you want lol
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Glad you all love this!! If you want more polkas like this, I do plan on making more, but here are the ones I have done on youtube
I think this is my favorite polka, and to accommodate for that, I added a lot of fun stuff
#hell yeah made em into a playlist babyyyyyy#also the youtube version of this song had a source that isnt listed here ;)#bonus points if you find it
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Really stupid idea but can you imagine if the TVA swore Wade and Logan to secrecy and then they come back and everyone is so incredibly confused. Like? Wade, what the fuck? Who is Logan and why is he living with you and why does he look like a dead superhero?
Especially with the insinuation that the entire movie timeline spanned over a few days. So Wade goes from hopelessly pining after his ex to bringing home this buff, hairy, muscular guy to live with him without warning after disappearing from his birthday party.
Like he just randomly walked out the door after blowing out the candles, then he mysteriously reemerged with this feral look-don't-touch beast of a man. And he's calling him stupid pet names like "peanut" and "babygirl" and the guy isn't biting his head off?
When asked, Wade just responds that Logan was his best birthday gift ever. Logan's ears turn pink and he covers his mouth to hide the small smile on his face. Wade wraps an arm around his shoulder and grins. Meanwhile, everyone thinks Wade left his own party because of a hook-up call that somehow ended with him landing himself a boyfriend.
#poolverine#deadclaws#kitkat#deadpool 3#deadpool and wolverine#logan howlett#wade wilson#deadpool movie#wade x logan#wade/logan#everyone is like??#wade i know youre dumb but#isnt this a little too fast??#even vanessa is floored by how quickly they moved in#even she hasnt fully recovered#let alone move in with her boyfriend#and blind al was a little confused at first#but she saw wade happy for the first time in years#so she let it go and just accepted it#plus logan is a good cook and has a nice voice#so#bonus points if they find out about laura#oh and dogpool#wade wdym you have a daughter and pet and husband now its only been 2 days
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Thank GOD for those new promo pics.... I've always said this was the way I picture Aziraphale in modern day if he'd been the demon instead, and now I have the perfect angel!Crowley to match!
#no offense to anyone with other headcanons#but i always find reverse omens to be way too ooc for me#not bc aziraphale is a demon and crowley is an angel that makes total sense#but making crowley an innocent lil bean and aziraphale a scruffy badass just kinda....#idk i feel like you don't have to change their inherent them-ness just bc they're reversed#esp bc the point is that they're so similar in so many ways and what they are doesn't define who they are#ANYWAY all that to say aziraphale would still be stuffy and old-fashioned and prissy and soft#and crowley would still try to be the coolest mfer alive and both succeed and fail bc he's actually a huge lovesick dork#and these pics captures that aesthetic in my head SO perfectly#(also bonus headcanon that instead of getting snake eyes aziraphale's hair darkens along with his wings to symbolize his fall from grace)#good omens#reverse omens#Aziraphale#crowley#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#gomens#angel crowley#demon aziraphale#passengers 2016#rivals 2024#david tennant#michael sheen
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how fast do you think andrew clocked that jean had feelings for kevin? how pissed off do you think he was when he remembered his own stupid boy crush era for kevin?
#do you think he's ever gonna tell neil? or like if neil ever finds out? like#neil's first assumption was oh? andrew and kevin? are together?#i think neil would find it funny#i think this is the one thing that's gonna make neil laugh so hard he'd fall off a bed#he would literally point and laugh at andrew for having a crush on kevin#and then andrew would be like yeah okay where is ur fanboy binder for him huh? lets discuss ur scrapbook and then we'll talk#and neil's like 😐🫡🫢#aftg#kevin day#neil josten#andrew minyard#andreil#kandrew#kevjean#jean moreau#aftg spoilers#aftg bonus content
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#sleep token#vessel#vessel sleep token#iii sleep token#vessel iii#song: nazareth#very likely this has been posted before so feel free to ignore it or point me towards a different post but i just. wanted it on my blog#am unsure where or when this took place if anyone has any more specific info i'll update it#the source is the tweet where i found it#i. very simply. have not been able to get this out of my head since i saw it and got tired of hunting so. here you guys go#they're just so cute#i have a bonus gif i'll add in a reblog i didn't want it to take up the whole post#the good news is searching for the the source ritual is what lead me to that video of them playing nazareth at ulu back in 2017#so that was a fun find#gif me baby one more time
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gorotastic (im so inactive here HELP)
#goro akechi#persona 5 akechi#persona#persona series#persona 5#persona 5 royal#p5#p5r#doodle#there are two reflections hidden here#you get bonus points if you find them#goro akechi my goat
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Today I am thinking about a situation in which Barry is completely dazed and, like, severely disoriented by a meta and has a hard time thinking clearly or accessing his powers properly. He's told to go somewhere safe while backup takes over
So his completely disoriented ass immediately goes to Saints and Sinners, to find Snart
#coldflash#leonard snart#the flash tv#barry allen#obsessed with barry seeing snart as a main “safe place” even pre-dating#fanfic prompt#<- as in PLEASE feel free to write this if you want i would be so pumped to read this#bonus points if he tells snart to his face that he went to find snart bc he was told to go somewhere safe
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wrapping presents for members of castle town
#deltarune#art#fanart#my art#spamton#ralsei#this is actually a redraw of some art from last year#bonus points if you can find it!#holiday#spamton g spamton
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The X trilogy + "psycho-biddy" influences
#x 2022#pearl#maxxxine#x series#strait-jacket#psycho#what ever happened to baby jane#horror#psycho-biddy#hagsploitation#made this whole big thing which i still might post eventually but. in terms of aesthetics. this abridged version is better lol#i'm not gonna finish the other post tonight but consider this a preview of sorts#i can't stop thinking about what if they leaned more into the 'hagsploitation' aspect of it all lol#i actually find it odd + off-putting that they start and end maxxxine with a bette davis reference#with a big significant psycho cameo at the bates motel itself#and there's not really any payoff for those allusions!!#i think if you're gonna try to tie into a legacy of older horror films you should do it in a sincere way#because that just felt like 'elevated horror' bonus points + nostalgia bait#anyway. it's fun to think about the potential it had + how all the building blocks exist within the narrative to do something interesting#and i am a 1960s hagsploitation subgenre apologist lol#what ever happened to baby jane? changed my brain chemistry the first time i watched it as a kid#so maybe i'm just nostalgia baiting myself making these connections lmao#but it could have been so good#it could have been the perfect synthesis of the shared themes across all three movies#but i don't think hagsploitation gets butts in movie theater seats like girlboss 80s nostalgia vaguely true crime related shit#oh wait also i guess calling psycho a hagsploitation movie is like. probably not 100% accurate#but it is though. it's not an inversion of the subgenre bc the subgenre didn't exist yet#but it builds up a mystery 'psycho-biddy' character only to reveal that she's not the murderer#which is also what happens in strait-jacket so i think it counts!!#+ psycho is directly referenced in all 3 movies so it’s a pretty clear influence on the trilogy as a whole
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i need a geraskier fic entirely from cirilla's perspective thats just abt her discovering dadlore in the most nonchalant situations and losing her shit about it
#the witcher#geralt of rivia#jaskier#dandelion#julian alfred pankratz#geralt x jaskier#geraskier#cirilla fiona elen riannon#cirilla of cintra#fanfiction#and i dont mean ciri discovering like the Mountain Incident#and being like WHAT#i mean like she brings up some town or smth to visit for vacation#and jaskiers just 'oh geralt and i would be executed on sight if we go back there'#for such and such shenanigans that geralt was DEFINITELY involved in dont let him tell you otherwise#i mean#they traveled together for 20 years they have to have some Shenanigans#or ciri even finding out that they travelled together for 20 years#she asks jaskier how old he is#jaskier shrugs#geralt makes a 'so-so' gesture#ciri has more questions than answers#bonus points if none of their other friends or relatives are aware of the geraskier shenanigans#or exactly how long theyve traveled together or how they met#bc jaskier embellishes and geralt just grumbles
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Please BioWare I just want the dance scene from Inquisition but in Veilguard. Nevarran gala dlc when???
#You cannot tell me that after everything Rook and Emmrich are not invited to every single gala in Nevarra#sure it’s exhausting and they both find the gentry to be aggravating at times#but lovestruck Emmrich gets to bring his favorite living person around to show off#AND he gets to shower Rook in all the finest eveningwear and jewelry that he can buy#bonus points if Rook is a MW so they can tell the undead nobility to shove it#bonus bonus points if they still have Hezenkross and can spill the hot gossip to her about all her least favorite people after#emmrich volkarin#emmrich x rook#emmrook#dragon age rook#Haydee Ingellvar (OC)#datv#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#my art#my rook
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Wangxian high school AU where Lan Wangji thinks that Wei Wuxian is being bullied by Jiang Cheng and keeps standing up for him despite thinking WWX is annoying and neither WWX nor JC tell him that they're brothers because this is infinitely funnier
#mdzs#lan wangji#wei wuxian#jiang cheng#wangxian#mdzs au#LISTEN. hear me out . okay#it wojld be so funny#lwj hears jc call wwx a stupid bitch or something and starts wholeheartedly defending wwx#while jc and wwx just give eachother a Look over his shoulder#bonus points if lwj finds out the truth because he and wwx become friends and he comes to wwxs house and jcs just like. doing dishes or smt#hes like. what is he doing here is he stalking you#and wwxs like oh lol thats my brother#mono talks#bye it took me til 3 months after making this post to realize in the tags i was spelling lwj as lwg. i have to fix it#i keep fucking DOING THAT#my mind keeps going oh the last syllable is JI which sounds like G so it must be G#im going to hang myselfm
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in my room
#really liked doing lithing variations#yeah i was listening to the beach boys song of the same name in repeat hahah#+bonus points if you cvan find the medic funko#vis dev#my art#artists on tumblr#illustration#artist#enviroment art#concept art
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brain will not let me sleep until I say
same age padawans au where they’ve been in a weird wired frenemies thing for ages but now that they’re both mature adults (all of 24/25 years old) they’re more friends than enemies….
And it’s Obi-Wan that Anakin tells when he’s decided he’s going to leave the Order, not anyone else. He has a wife. There was a pregnancy scare a few weeks ago and it made her want their relationship to stop being a secret so they could really have kids. He has to leave the Order. Doesn’t Obi-Wan understand?
Obi-Wan, who has been a little in love with Anakin since they were younglings, does not understand. Not one bit. Instead of wishing him well and helping him pack, he goes to the Council and requests a mission in the Outer Rim….perhaps a month long or more…perhaps undercover? No contact with anyone on Coruscant. And maybe they could assign Anakin Skywalker as his back up? He can help with the undercover aspect.
And at first, Anakin is pissed because he was planning to resign from the Order in the next few days, but Obi-Wan convinces him to go on this mission with him….one last mission as a Jedi. To say goodbye to the Jedi life.
Obviously, Obi-Wan sort of wants to go on one last mission with Anakin because in his dreams, he wants the mission to go so perfectly that Anakin stays with him the Order. But realistically, he mostly wants to go on this mission to say goodbye to Anakin and then let him go, soaking up all his warmth and light, memorizing every casual touch bestowed on him because he knows they’re ticking down to the last handful of seconds together.
But then obviously the mission works TOO well and Anakin falls in love with Obi-Wan but doesn’t admit to it even to himself before they’re on the ship about to head back to Coruscant and Anakin realizes he doesn’t want to leave this planet because he doesn’t want to leave Obi-Wan if it could always be like this so he crashes the ship during take off so they can stay longer because he’s 24 and doesn’t know how to handle the immensity of his love except through destruction
#Kit’s silly lil AUs#obikin#I couldn’t finish the Democratic fic part today writing was so hard :(#I offer this instead <3#hopefully will get it up tomorrow#but anyway: no physical cheating but probably emotional infidelity as anakin falls in love with obi-wan but doesn’t notice#and a lot of pining but being brave about it obi-wan which could also turn into finding his rebound in the outer rim obiwan#which would then turn into seethingly jealous anakin#+ bonus points is that their cover is theyre newly weds#and obi-wan is like <3 you can touch me mister we have an open marriage <3#and this poor guy at the bar is being stared down by a vicious anakin and he’s like uh does your husband knkw that ????#but yeah here for pretty newly knighted obi-wan creating a situation where he gets to feel anakin touch him and kiss him on the cheek#and hold his hand and call him pet names#all the while being convinced that this is all he will ever get so he has to be satisfied with this#that the yearning will stop and he will find comfort in the memory of anakin’s arm around his shoulders once he’s left the order and obiwan#to be with his wife#also obi-wan gets wasted one night and someone asks how they met or when they fell in love#and obi-wan accidentally tells the drunken truth#not the cover story#and it makes anakin go 👀🧐#but then he gets too drunk and forgets it
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