#they are L O N G bois

[clownsuu]

Are they friends? Frenemies? Oh, who knows!

LMAOOO c l a s s i c Mob!Barnaby behavior

[static-x3]

Extra virgin Olive oil :D👍✨

"honey I assure you, there's nothing inherently "virgin" about the kinds of oils I use-"

[raddest-laddest]

so yk how in the quirrel comic, he says “little food i need, and little rest” ?

i wonder if that’s because monomon was protecting him…

[hoperays-song]

Longing Rynny My Beloved

+ comic version that popped into my head at 3am, an additional scene to that one commercial

inspo under the cut

[biitchcakes]

@mastcrmarksman sent: [ Contact ; Jessica D. ⸺ Note ; ❤️ My Girl ❤️ [ sent ] ⸺ so [ sent ] ⸺ have i told you are the most wonderful girl [ sent ] ⸺ and no i didnt do anything

[ ✉ ⤷ circus boy 💘 : ] awwwww 🥰

[ ✉ ⤷ circus boy 💘 : ] oh yeah?

[ ✉ ⤷ circus boy 💘 : ] that's SO sweet of you to say out of the blue

[ ✉ ⤷ circus boy 💘 : ] for absolutely no alternative reason at all

[ ✉ ⤷ circus boy 💘 : ] thank you, my wonderful, totally-always-honest-with-me-no-matter-what boyfriend

[ ✉ ⤷ circus boy 💘 : ] 😘

[dragonartist56]

So

I just finished Frontiers of Pandora for the first time

I uh…

I hope you guys aren’t expecting me to be normal

Because…

I won’t be :’)

Uh

Spoilers in the tags

Also

Also a l o t of screaming

[jacklesraised]

the fnaf movie novelization is ofc v different in multiple ways to the movie itself bc it's shows inner thoughts and things, and alternative versions of scenes (Aka some lines are like what the test audiences didnt like so they cut) but its also a lot funnier in certain aspects

[87dvhnk]

"i read the wiki and i saw the pages/panels already, why do i need to read the comics?"

because a) some those comics fuck with awing dexterity and stamina b) there's a good chance shit is out of context or simply misrepresented (innocently, humorously, ignorantly or maliciously) and c) you know the beats/endings of tons of shit, but it doesn't impede your enjoyment of it, now does it? sure it's nice to go in spoiler free, but if the gimmick of spoiling material is all a piece of media has, then that piece of media is meritless. you knew who luke skywalker's father was before you saw the movie. is it still worth watching? you knew romeo and juliet died before you read the play. is it still worth reading? do you not want to go on a journey? do you not want to feel something? do you not want to commiserate about the human experience through art? a wiki will never be comprehensive enough to cover everything you would have read or seen yourself--it can't be, not without being the thing itself. even then, you still miss the things not on the page/screen, the things that are only implied, the things that go unstated, or else conspicuously omitted. don't talk to me about shit haunting the narrative if the only haunting you've ever been apart of was your passing despite your dogshit analysis skills haunting the conscience of your eng 101 adjunct professor in perpetual fear of losing their contract and being relocated from their car to under a bridge by demanding college students demonstrate basic reading comprehension, critical thinking, and coherent argumentative skills. boast about killing the author? my friend, you are cain advancing in the fields, skulking, stepping in abel's footprints, filled with murderous intent, with nothing but the chinese telephone-equivalent of a description of a weapon cutting into your soft palms.

[guillotinehearts]

guys, i made preppy pete

[bitchdafuqyousay]

mmmphphanajdhjahdkanmmahduwk

chomping at the bit frothing at the mouth running in circles barking like a little dog wagging my tail hearts in my eyes crying n screaming etc etc etc

[deus-ex-mona]

when the plot developments hit just ✨wrong✨

[monster-noises]

The fact people in this day and age don't understand, if not Expect, companies to never say what they mean or mean what they say Boggles my Fucking Mind

Like I had a guy come in to work today and he wanted us to match+beat the price on an item we carried with a sale on squid item at a store in a city about 2 hours away Buuuuut our policy is meet+beat with Local retailers.

And he got So Big Mad about us not giving him the sale ....

Is this asinine and stupid in the age of the internet where we also meet+beat online retailers? Absolutely.

Is it misleading the way it's marketed to customers? Oh for suuuuuuuuuuure for sure, it's so bad

But also like dude

C'mon

You Gotta know

You g o t t a know that there's gunna be some Stupid shit, and just because the policy is stupid doesn't mean i can make it Go Away

Things can be stupid but also True

Like c'mon

You live in this world, pull your head out of your ass and recognize that companies are nothing but liars and cheats and chill out when the policy doesn't align with what's advertised

[obeisnce]

@gunfckd​. / ft. V A L T E R. && W O L F G A N G.

         𝑪𝑼𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑺𝑰𝑻𝒀 𝑲𝑰𝑳𝑳𝑬𝑫 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑨𝑻. isn’t that what they used to say?? back when there were nine lives to be had and existence didn’t hang in such a precarious balance. in this new world, survival is a privilege and mistakes are CONSEQUENTIAL. all it takes is one. vienna knew the risks of venturing outside the walls of the camp, especially on her own, but she’d ignored the voice of reason in her head screaming at her to turn back. despite her best intentions to navigate herself away from danger she got lost anyway and ran herself straight into it instead. rabbit heart thumping in her chest, trembling hands raise in surrender to the stranger she’s stumbled upon looking none too friendly, particularly with a gun in his hands. she’s not so naïve to not know there’s dangerous men best suited for these end times and even upon first glance the man stood opposite her strikes her as the type. ❝    wait !! please don’t HURT me,    ❞ the blonde pleads. trying to ignore the lump caught in her throat. ❝    i’m not trying to cause any trouble. i’m just — i’m just trying to get back to my CAMP.    ❞ slowly inching backwards, the girl’s so singularly focused on what’s in front of her that she doesn’t think to look behind and lets out a sharp yelp as her back suddenly collides with the chest of a new stranger. heart sinking to the depths of her stomach as she whips around and is faced with just as menacing a presence as the one looming behind.

[ghostsandmirrors]

does it get your blood boiling? does it make you see red? do you wanna destroy it? does it get in your head? 'cause it makes my blood poison, and i'm coming unglued, it would eat you like poison, if you knew what i knew, you would be angry, too.

- angry too by lola blanc — original images mattie: [x] | [x] | [x] | [x] | [x] | [x] | [x] | [x] ultron: [x] | [x] | [x] | [x] | [x] | [x] | [x] | [x]

texture credits! n/a

[nothatsmi]

CW: MCR :)

'Cause I love all the poison away with the boys in the band

Okay so this one is L O N G- Don't question the format I'm trying new things.

Aftg, it's been a while! Almost got a full playlist of song that would match aftg and that I would love to animate, unfortunately I have exams to pass (3rd year art school film incoming) so this is a kind of compromise.