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@pestisly
Absolutely losing my mind over this text I got from a client today
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Of Reverence
#phighting#phighting fanart#sword phighting#phighting sword#what 2 extra days of free time does to a mf#i sat down in vc for 6 hours and worked on this like a crazed man#LMAOOOOO#anyways shoutout to Dominik Mayer for the inrpo dude has some banger composition and contrast fr
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pushing daisies kaishin au #2
pushing daisies au where shinichi has been able to revive dead animals, plants, even people since he was a child.
kudou "i can literally talk to the dead" shinichi
shinichi's parents didn’t exactly encouraged him to use this power. especially not in public. they’ve seen him revive and re-kill dead plants and animals in the same breath, it doesn’t take a detective to figure out what could happen near a human corpse.
but a young shinichi is curious, a young shinichi admired his father, and a young shinichi wanted to prove himself a detective. but most of all, a young shinichi wanted to help.
so when he saw his father struggle in solving a particular case, a young shinichi figured that maybe asking straight from the source would help give them a hint.
the complete horror in yusaku's eyes shinichi saw that day made him promise himself to never do it again.
shinichi realizes later on that reviving someone just for a clue on the whos, hows, and whys of their death only to touch them again, to basically kill them again, is sick and twisted and the realization leaves him feeling raw and dirty.
he then decides that if he’s gonna find out the truth, if he’s gonna bring justice, it’s not by making the victims suffer a second death. he will unravel the mystery not by magic but by logic.
the curious case of kuroba kaito
hakuba immediately contacts shinichi.
“he was...a friend. if i have to gather all the best detectives to catch his murderer then so be it.”
hakuba goes on to explain.
it was a kid heist. shots were fired. snipers. kaitou kid was caught on camera falling, as if he’d been shot, but he appears a minute later flying away on his glider with not a speck of blood on his suit. all should be well however, a few buildings away in an alleyway, the body of kuroba kaito is found dead. gunshots through the heart and chest.
a simple explanation would’ve been that the glider was a fake activated by kid’s assistant as a last ditch effort to save his legacy and this kuroba kaito was kaitou kid himself. he would’ve said it out loud but by the look on hakuba’s face, he can tell that he already connected those dots long before shinichi even stepped foot in the morgue. that wasn’t what hakuba called him for.
“can i...take a look at the body alone?”
hakuba raises an eye at him but moves to leave without questioning. "alright then. i have to check on another friend anyway. she's been...distraught ever since she heard the news and..." hakuba's words trail away as his eyes unconsciously drifted towards kuroba kaito's covered body. shinichi patiently waits through the quiet pain that he sees on hakuba. the pinch in his brows, the tenseness of his body. he must've been a really good friend.
hakuba shakes his head and turns his attention back to shinichi. "sorry, i...its been a long day. i'll leave you here then. call me if you find anything."
left alone, shinichi carefully zips open the body bag covering kaitou kid's upper body. he looked eerily similar to himself and imagining his own body cold and dead in the morgue sent a shiver down his spine. shaking his head, he pulls a chair close and reads through the file hakuba brought him.
"no witnesses. no camera. not a trace nor lead to anything. just some reports on mysterious gunshots in previous heists that lead to nowhere." they were professionals, whoever did this, shinichi thought. it was not going to be an easy case.
he takes another peek at the body. so this was kaitou kid, huh. too young to be the same as the one before his hiatus. perhaps a successor? motive could be related to his predecessor. his mother hasn't said anything of interest. does she really not know or is she protecting him? he runs his hand through his hair. there's too little information to go on...unless...
temptation rears its head. the source of information is right there in front of him. one touch and it could open up new leads to the case. an immediate disgust twists deep into his gut. he promised himself to never use it on people. to never kill. his father's haunted eyes embedded in his mind. he shouldn't. he really shouldn't. but he remembers the anguished look on hakuba's face. if he was going to do it, this might be the only good time. any longer and his touch would not revive kid. and gone along with him would be vital information to catch his murderer.
shinichi heaves a deep sigh. he has never used his abilities on dead people since that one incident as a child but he couldn't shake off the look on hakuba's face. it was now or never. shinichi reaches for kid's hand.
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pushing daisies au #1
#kaishin#detective conan#dcmk#dc prattles#shinichi: don't panic#kaito: *remembers what happened* WHAT THE FUCK#lol#also in this au the someone dies after a minute if he doesn't touch the dead person a second time again rule applies#shinichi has never discovered this fact growing up because he never really truly tried to explore this ability#perhaps he himself is freaked out by it and ever since the day he saw fear and the haunted look in yusaku's eyes#he never wanted to revisit it ever again#shinichi would probably connect the dots a little later but#the commotion of someone just dropping dead out of nowhere outside the morgue would be what he & kaito would use as a distraction to escape#shinichi was supposedly only going to ask a few questions and touch kaito again but ofc kaito would attempt to escape immediately#anyway something something pandora revives kaito back permanently so he and shinichi can kiss and make out the end#LMAOOOOO#thank you pandora for being a convenient deus ex machina mwah now kaishin can have plenty a sexy times :>#if you saw me accidentally posting this earlier no you didnt#also i never intended for this to be long or written like this#it was supposed to be a bulletpoint list of hcs but it got out of hand unfortunately LOL#finally out of the drafts after almost 2 years im so sorry this au lmao#there's one last pushing daisies kaishin au in the drafts yippee :D
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@only-cat-memes
#funny#lol#haha#humor#meme#memes#animal#animals#cat#cats#kitty#kittens#pet#pets#baby animals#cute animals#caturday#lmaooooo
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[ID: An edit of the meme from The Office. Michael Scott, labeled as Sally, says, "Actually, I know who Percy's father is..." Pam, labeled as Chiron, smiles and says, "Oh, that's great, Sally! Who is it!" Sally is silent, and Chiron asks again, "Who is it?" Sally raises her eyebrows meaningfully, and Chiron's face drops. End ID]
I can't remember how much of this is implied canon or my own interpretation, but I fully believed that Chiron recognized Percy was a son of Poseidon from the fountain incident with Nancy Bobofit, knew that a child of the Big Three being claimed would be a total shit show, and simply chose not to say a word about it
#described#described by me#pjo#LMAOOOOO#op please add this id to the original post to make it more accessible! in plain text w/o a readmore :) make any edits necessary!
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Louis dressing Lestat:
Armand dressing Lestat:
Lestat dressing himself:
#lmaooooo#I think Armand is the best at it I gotta be honest#hire him as Lestat’s stylist#iwtv#lestat de lioncourt#lestat#ldpdl#armand#amc interview with the vampire#amc iwtv#iwtv amc#louis de pointe du lac#iwtv memes#no but tbh I always want Lestat to dress himself because it’s so chaotic and over the top#I love him I want him to get real weird with it
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A while ago I was talking to my therapist and I told her I was worried that I was creepy and invasive with relationships. She asked me what I meant.
I told her, "Well, when I'm interested in someone, I try and find out what they like, and if it's something I don't like, then I do a bunch of research and write notes and stuff and explore the topic until I find something I *do* like. And I'm worried that that's weird or stalker-y. But like... I've found a bunch of stuff I still enjoy after the interest in them has faded. So is that okay, or is it creepy?"
And she stared at me for a minute before saying, "That sounds very sweet of you, actually"
And so yeah
Self-perception and shit
#In hindsight it makes sense#But like I was SO WORRIED I was some kind if serial stalker#But no#That's just what people do#My parents just didn't like each other#Lmaooooo
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#credit to keeblerelf on twitter#great white shark#marine biology#sharks#aquarium#fishblr#oceanposting#ocean meme#ocean#sea creatures#marine life#art#LMAOOOOO
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[Digital mouthwashing art formatted like a Twitter thread. Jimmy tweets "not letting curly cut my hair again." Attached is an image of jimmy looking down with a displeased expression. Daisuke replies to the tweet with "who wanna play??" Using an edited version of Jimmy's original picture, drawing a tic-tac-toe board on his forehead and placing a red O in the center square. Anya replies to Daisuke's tweet, now adding a blue X to the top right square on Jimmy's forehead. End ID.]
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YOURE TELLING ME THEYRE GONNA HAVE 5’3 ANNABETH CHASE DEFENDING 5’10 PERCY JACKSON AND 6’5 TYSON??? OH CASTING DIRECTORS I OWE YOU MY LIFE
#MY TWO SONS#IDC THAT TYSONS ACTOR IS OLDER THAN ME THATS MY SON#LMAOOOOO#I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT MAKES ME GIGGLE#I NEED SEASON 2 NOW#percy jackson#tyson pjo#tyson#pjo#percy jackon and the olympians#annabeth chase#percy jackson the lightning thief#pjo tv#percy jackson sea of monsters#percy series#pjo tv show#percabeth#walker scobell#leah sava jeffries#leah jeffries#daniel diemer
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there isnt a single truth in this tweet
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subtitles just don't do this banter justice
#dragon age#veilguard spoilers#lucanis dellamorte#taash#por la sangre del Hacedor is something like....by the blood of the Maker#lmaooooo#FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TAASH
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WHOA
he openly admitted he doesn't have a plan for health care
#“i have concepts of a plan” oh my god#the first time he's actually answered a question#and immediately it's clear why he hasn't been answering questions#lmaooooo#donald trump#us politics#presidential debate#op
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giggled making this
bunny backpack !!!!
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My contribution to the “Cursed Cat Alastor” trend that's been all over twitter lately because idk why not it’s hilarious! He’s mad because there’s a spider on his head lol
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