#LmAOOOOO

[teaboot]

No shit, as the aroace virgin who started a career in a sex shop,, and had to stuDY A MANUAL,, ,

you catch me in my room watching something kinky, but instead of masturbating I'm just watching intently and taking notes like it's a college lecture

[pigeonstab]

Dance!Killer I always talk about but never draw

ref

[fishfingersandscarves]

god this is so fuckimg funny

[cryptidjeepers]

shit so bad the mountain goats reuploaded their this year music video earlier today

[baybelletrist]

Oh my fucking god

EVERYONE NEEDS A HOBBIT

EVERYONE GETS A HOBBIT

i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

[camaelczarka]

Louis dressing Lestat:

Armand dressing Lestat:

Lestat dressing himself:

[caats]

@only-cat-memes

[teaboot]

A while ago I was talking to my therapist and I told her I was worried that I was creepy and invasive with relationships. She asked me what I meant.

I told her, "Well, when I'm interested in someone, I try and find out what they like, and if it's something I don't like, then I do a bunch of research and write notes and stuff and explore the topic until I find something I *do* like. And I'm worried that that's weird or stalker-y. But like... I've found a bunch of stuff I still enjoy after the interest in them has faded. So is that okay, or is it creepy?"

And she stared at me for a minute before saying, "That sounds very sweet of you, actually"

And so yeah

Self-perception and shit

[cookingwizardry]

"And so am I! Although... I did literally just say that."

The wizard chirped, completely oblivious to the implications of his words. He turned back to the stove, checking the soup.

"I reckon the soup should be about ready now. Care to have a taste with me?"

-> Well speak of the devil! Or well, more like speak of the angel! - @snowkissed-sunshine

The wizard turned down the heat on the stove, letting whatever was inside it simmer before walking over to the accountant.

"Accountant Jim! You haven't visited me in a while... did you not receive any of my letters?"

He placed his hands down on his shoulders, giving him a small friendly shake as he spoke; although he was understandably upset- he hadn't seen his good friend in quite a while!

[marinememes]

[mydairpercabeth]

YOURE TELLING ME THEYRE GONNA HAVE 5’3 ANNABETH CHASE DEFENDING 5’10 PERCY JACKSON AND 6’5 TYSON??? OH CASTING DIRECTORS I OWE YOU MY LIFE

[gautiersylvain]

subtitles just don't do this banter justice

[donutfroggie09]

Thank you everyone who got me to 5 reblogs!

[yaoifuldnp]

there isnt a single truth in this tweet

[catchymemes]

[scintillatingshortgirl19]

WHOA

he openly admitted he doesn't have a plan for health care