#they all hate me

[luvingshidou]

I hate bitcyws 💔💔💔

[hatecraftslab]

The politicians don't like me.

Hello! Me again! Me as in Silas. Silas as in Dr. Silas von Hatecraft. Evil genius - you get the point. I heard today that the Ministerpräsident's throat wasn't doing good. "Lost his voice" or some scheiße like that. I, being the generous, kind man that I am, offered a solution! I would perform a transplant free of charge! Of course, the only vocal cords I have to spare are that of a monkey and the pharynx of a walrus. They didn't like that idea, for some reason. I have no idea why. I can be trusted! Instead, they're having me run an advertisement for the help of other people. I feel heartbroken. Betrayed, even. They enlist help of random people, but reject me immediately?! I'll show them. I'll show them all. Don't tell me if you're the one who assists the man, or I swear, I'll gut you like a catfish. Or is it fish-cat?

[ensengaimada]

Send this to all your favourite moots and pass the pumpkin round! KEEP THE PUMPKIN TRAIN GOING🎃🖤🎃

i have no moots...

[captainobviois]

Your honor I wasn’t built for the corporate rat race

[saturnplaza]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO 18 more days 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[twospiritstooprideful]

Guess who cried in a crumpled heap on the floor for like two hours?

Me

[ame-in-the-rain]

job interviewers: your stutter and inability to hold eye contact makes me want to KILL YOU AND SET YOU ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[aroace-poly-show]

convinced all of wxs actually hates me

[gregor-samsa-but-awezome]

Hey guys do you want me to share the gulity gear research project I’m doing for a class project

[em0ookidwithplants]

Moots you'd fuck in a heartbeat

[stanleypollable]

About 46 of us voted to leave, and Im sorry that we could not exit right now. Is there a way for us to force the funny options to get us to the next objective in the plan?

i am in control over the polls, i could change the poll however you want or need!

[hdmiports]

terrorizing my private story

[birdthatisbored]

Me and the mutual I pulled by being actually I have no idea why they followed me but I'm glad they did

[timelessbian]

she fucked the grim reaper, she made a baby from scratch, she's a con artist and a scammer, she blew up the hindenburg, she sank the titanic, she served cunt, she's annoying and mean, she's traumatized, she's thee jolene, situationship so bad she's gaining custody of twins in the afterlife, she's even a lesbian!! agatha harkness most character of all time

[breakingbobcat]

If I were going to be on any angel's team, it would have to be Metatron...because stories. Suspect he would not choose me.

Who's team would you pick?

[sadbitch12]

this involves a boy wanting to date me

date a boy who knows you love neck kisses even though they tickle so he does it a lot because he loves hearing you laugh