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In the universe where Roald Amundsen legally married Lincoln Ellsworth in 1925 he sabotaged the planes on purpose to make James Ellsworth think they died so that James Ellsworth would die himself so that Amundsen would inherit all his money by way of his husband. Sure he'd have to put up with Lincoln Ellsworth forever but thats a small price to pay for being able to fully fund your expeditions on your own
#in the universe where Lincoln Ellsworth is widowed in 1928 Hubert Wilkins tries to recreate amundsens funding strategy and instantly regrets#it but somehow never manages to extricate himself from Ellsworths life no matter how hard he tries#in the universe where Roald Amundsen legally married Lincoln Ellsworth Suzanne Bennet is silently seething somewhere because she can sense#that she's lost something to bully her husband about even if she doesn't know what it is#in suzannes defence she might not actually have been that mean i dont know#i still havent decided how much i trust jeff maynard
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the amundsen ellsworth polar flight was really them eloping and roald was marrying him for his money
#not even his money that man was NOT employed#marrying him for his dad's money 鈽猴笍#wait does this mean he killed james ellsworth on purpose for the inheritance#new amundsen conspiracy just dropped
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Happy 4th of January! Spend it thinking about John Hartnell.
Happy new year! Spend it thinking about John Torrington.
#if you follow me and you dont spend at least a small amount of your time thinking about ice mummies what are you even doing here#no dont leave just start thinking about ice mummies
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Happy new year! Spend it thinking about John Torrington.
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It's nearly time!!! (jorts day)
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I had a wonderful night and I learnt to play pool AND I got 25/195 years into my drunk infodump about local history which is pretty good compared to previous attempts
#also the friend i was talking to said she likes hearing history from me because i always tells her whats provably true and whats conjecture#:))))))#my new thing is basically going hey who wants to hear about 5 generations of the family who lived in that house over there#the people i meet irl in the town named after the family i talk about seem more interested in that than whatever roald amundsen had going on#strange that... 馃#unfortunately i can't really infodump on here about them too because that would doxx me so fucking fast#anyway i shall drift off to beautiful drunken sleep now good timezone everyone :)
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I watch the birds fly by, I see an emerald in the sky
(painted a photo my beloved mutual @thenightwemetnatural posted, seen here, thank u jay for letting me try n lord huron ur photo a little bit)
#im listening to vide noir and i heard ''follow the emerald star'' and buck vernon possessed me and i did not rest until i was looking at#this picture again#its just as beautiful as i remember (very beautiful)
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I open tumblr> I make a post> I ignore every notification and I do not scroll> I close tumblr> this is the optimum way to live all aspects of your life trust me
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Week ? At my volunteer archivist job
Through the power of careful and subtle suggestion I have sent David to wander the wetlands in the dark. When he is consumed by the night by seniority the keys will be rightfully mine. Soon I shall become all powerful. Also we went to a old few cemeteries and the goldfields with the work experience kid which was nice
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Ok it's been like 15 minutes and I feel so sick it's looking likely that I'm not so responsible after all
*wandering the house drunk off my ass brushing my teeth with one hand and putting away leftovers with the other* I am the most responsible man alive
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*wandering the house drunk off my ass brushing my teeth with one hand and putting away leftovers with the other* I am the most responsible man alive
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No one asked but I brought back secret hockey knowledge from the shadow realm. I did immediately forget it but I know I was thinking about hockey when I woke up
Theyre euthanizing me in like 40 minutes does anyone want anything
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Theyre euthanizing me in like 40 minutes does anyone want anything
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Antarctic Preliminary Round!
#lecointe isn't much of a dilf but hes so incredibly fuckable that it more than makes up for it#vote lecointe. for me
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i beg you, please donate 115 SEK to Ahmed. that means the equivalent of 10$ (his chuffed campaign if you want to donate in USD is this one). His campaign has been moving incredibly slow and he is in urgent need of funds. there's barely any food they have access to and the ones that are available are very expensive. onions and garlic alone range anywhere from 10 to 20 dollars. His hepatitis is getting worse without access to proper medication. he's also his mother's caretaker. please please please don't give up on his family!!!!!
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who wants to play organs and bones with me
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Based on @softest-punk 's post (ITS SUCH A GOOD SENTENCE OK).
I immediately had the thought of a potted plant that is cracked, and from its cracks grow new petals (which I hopefully succeded in making seem a bit like paint brushes!) hope someone likes this!!!
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