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Preach I guess

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I remember someone saying "mad scientists in fiction aren't scientists because there's never a control group"

I think if you've created an elixir that turns people into goat men you have sort have gone past the need for a control group. The control group is not going to placebo themselves into goat men. You can probably not run the control group, and safely assume that none of them would have turned into goat men. That said, having a control group for that would make the mad scientist seem extra crazy and be really really funny, especially if he was carefully testing them for goat like features from the dyed water they drank instead of the elixir

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Sound on!

This is the /an/ post that keeps on giving.

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"A society that separates its lore masters from its horny posters will have its headcanons written by prudes and its erotic fanfic by fools."

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Could Spirithief Bartholos be Zagreus?

He has 2 heads, and Tribbie et al mentioned that Zagreus has 2 heads….

And one of Bartholos’s heads is on his stomach besides! I’m not entirely convinced that the Verax Leo meant it in jest.

He’s always quoting Zagreus, and he keeps reappearing in unexpected places, such as in Styxia… right after Aglaea said that Zagreus could sneak in there. She named Cipher as our guide because she literally wields Zagreus’s power. Isn’t it a bit strange that an ordinary follower of Zagreus would have the same power?

And he even knows a secret room in Styxia that he can open at will!

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Rip the Pope but ngl it was Easter yesterday so I say we give him three days just to see if he gets back up.

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This bothers me so much. The 2 DU badges don’t line up when you display them together.

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Fritz Schwimbeck (1889-1972) - Der Traum (The Dream), c. 1909

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Louis Icart, Lilies, 1934

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Question: What is the greatest magic of all? Answer: Friendship, right? [B]: The greatest magic of all is not friendship, it's chronomancy, the ability to control and warp time. If friendship were the greatest magic, look, it's a pet peeve of mine (...)

DUNGEON MASTER BRENNAN LEE MULLIGAN ANSWERS DnD QUESTIONS (TECH SUPPORT | WIRED)

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10th thoracic vertebra? How about all the vertebra?

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this is still the funniest way to start a romance in a video game possibly ever

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real question,

why do proshippers love rape so much? do you guys want to rape someone irl?

why do you guys love pedophilia/grooming so much? have you ever had thoughts about doing those actions or irl minors?

why do you guys love incest so much? is this just a way for you to vent your frustration cause your sibling(s) /step sibling(s) rejected you for your literal illegal behavior?

why do you guys love all these crimes so much? why do you love it when someone calls sexual and predatory abuse attractive as if it hasn't traumatized billions of people word wide?

this is like a genuine question I'm being deadass

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Cory Booker has been talking in the senate for over 20 hours now

He’s not filibustering. He’s protesting the current administration.

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Sound on!

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i had a dream that time travel was invented and too many people choose to travel back in time to save the titanic from sinking (the question of whether unsinking of the titanic deserved so much attention in the face of human history was the subject of both heavy academic and online discourse), which caused a rift in the space-time-continuum that led to the titanic showing up indiscriminately all over the world’s oceans and sea in various states of sinking.

this caused a lot of issues both in terms of fixing said space-time-continuum and in terms of nautical navigation, and after a long and heavy battle in the international maritime organization it was decided that the bureaucratic burden of dealing with this was to be upon Ireland, much to their dismay. the Irish Government then released an app for all sailors and seafarers so they could report titanic sightings during their journeys, even though they heavily dissuaded you from reporting them given the paperwork it caused.

anyway i woke up with a clear image of the app in my head and needed to recreate it for all of you: