#they absolute buffoonery of this
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tinylongwing · 29 days ago
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Have the roughest silliest doodle since I don't have time for anything more complex. The LH discord event prompt was to place at least one of the characters in some sort of western/desert/saloon/etc kind of scene and to have a cactus with a cowboy hat involved.
So here's Dale fucking around trying to put some guy's hat on Johnnie (the guy in the background has a face suitable for a muppet I do believe) while Rigo laughs at them being dorks.
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noblemalone · 2 months ago
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fenris why are you naked this is a Costco pharmacy
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notpaulsguitar · 17 days ago
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i might just be absolutely insane and pulling things out of my ass here but like, was Thrills in The Night supposed to have an actual music video but then they just ended up using concert footage as a music video instead. i swear i’ve seen photos from a shoot, or could i be thinking of a different song completely, idk. if any of yall know of that information or have photos from a possible video shoot i would love to see them
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nightphoebe · 3 months ago
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NNNNNEEEEEEEERRRRRRRDDDD
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cupcakegalaxia · 11 months ago
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There is alot of really bad theology right now. NAR, Word of Faith and old heresies ( Like reinventing Modalism) are running rampant online that are being perpetuated by so called big-A apostles, prophets and people who claim to perform miracles.
If anyone, and I mean ANYONE, who claims to be an Apostle (specifically of Jesus Christ -- There are only 12.) or a prophet and teaches things that not only are not in the Bible but ask for a 'seed offering' or any kind of monetary gain or deviate from what has been written, they are to be called out as wolves and false teachers. They commit spiritual abuse against people who want to be free from pain and sin by exploiting them, selling them a false bags of goods and keeps telling them to come back again and again to get their 'deliverance from the demon of anxiety.'
These are the 'demon slayer' group, the guys who think that born again Christians can be possessed by demons. Are you flipping kidding me?! Can a demon be in the same vessel of the Holy Spirit who is God? Any well read Christian would know that according to Scripture, its utterly bogus.
Then when they have been taken advantaged of for so long and get out, some remain Christian by the grace of God and fall into the footsteps of true Christianity but most will remain in the hands of wolves. Being fleeced, lulled by what they want to hear, thinking that perhaps being a spiritual person is better then being a biblical person.
The doctrine we have in Scripture rightly tells us about God's Character, Promises, and our salvation outside of our experiences and emotions. Emotions and experiences are different and change, they are secondary to the Scriptures.
But what these NAR--New Apostolic Reformation--folks do is they twist doctrine in that God is now calling new Apostles and prophets to rule the Church. They lull people into their prophetic words and sayings, telling people what they want to hear. Using experience and emotion to get people hooked into their teachings.
I've seen a couple of people on here who post such teachers and this I tell you; run. Run far away from those wolves, they will only bring you to spiritual death and destruction. You posting those teachers can actively stumble others who were brought out of this movements.
Its doctrine like this that strays people away from a full filled Christian life, binding them and presenting a false version of Christianity to the world. Its doctrine like this that will produce rotten fruit.
Now I am not saying that miracles are not for today but it solely depends on God's will, not ourselves. We don't get to decide what gift God gives us and certainly if God has given these gifts, He would give them to whoever He so well pleases.
Find yourself a biblical church, committed to expository preaching. Ask God to get you to a biblical church with a equally biblical pastor. Look at resources like Ligonier Ministry (R.C Sproul) , Crossway, Pirate Christian Radio, The Messed Up Church, White Horse Inn and Founders Ministry.
If you are coming out of the NAR, I highly recommend Pirate Christian Radio (Fighting for the Faith on Youtube) and The Messed Up Church. I would highly recommend Dawn Hill , she came out of the NAR and has since repented of the things she had done in that movement. Lovely lady.
I implore you, and anyone else who is finding themselves falling into these churches. I pray that those wolves repent and turn.
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definitelynotshouting · 2 years ago
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Can you explain ANYTHING on that poll?????? You had a fake dating au thag almost ended in a marriage?!?!?!!??
Sometimes you are 20 and your friend whom you dated in highschool and have mad romantic history with approaches you and says "so i just found out my dad has $30k in a savings account for me and he'll only give it to me if i buy a house or get married. do you wanna get fake married and we can split the profits" and you are stupid and this is very funny so you say yes
and then you start planning a 3 year dating -> engagement -> marriage pipeline to make it somewhat believable and in the process catch feelings Again and suddenly both of you are scrambling to find excuses not to get divorced after getting married which culminates in a REAL proposal and real engagement that you are now keeping a secret from their family because said family barely knows you two are dating (Again)
Anyway yeah for about 6 months a 13 yr old fanfic writer took over my life and this is a real thing that happened to me before i eventually realized we did not have the communication skills to actually Be Married and ended up gently calling it off. i do in fact still have the ring
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aibidil · 2 years ago
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Current situation where I live in a “great” school district in the US of A in 2023:
School cannot hire bus drivers. No one will take the job. (Honestly GOOD FOR HER!) (Pay a living wage!)
Whenever a bus driver calls out sick, a busload of kids isn’t getting to/from school on time. I know someone whose kid’s school ended at 2:30 and they got home at 5, hours late. This kid is like 7.
School district hired a consulting firm to come up with ideas about out how to solve this problem. (Pay a living wage.)
Now they’re all “Here are our options. We can make half the schools start early so that the buses can make two trips.” (This option would put the bus arrival time before 6am for some kids.) “We could require all teaching assistants to obtain a commercial driving license before we will hire them.” (?!?!?!?) “We could allow people as young as 18 to drive the school bus.” “We could stop driving some kids (magnet schools and expanded walk zones) to school.”
Pay bus drivers a living wage.
PAY 📢 THEM 📢 A 📢 LIVING 📢 WAGE
Ask a fucking toddler on the street and they will say PAY THEM MORE. Raise the taxes, pay them more.
I just—
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swordbisexual · 9 months ago
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I will not write a modern AU I will not write a modern AU I will not write a modern AU—
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lelianaslefthand · 16 days ago
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it’s so fun being in my own little dragon bubble bc i keep seeing posts commenting on discourse i haven’t seen and getting mad at other people complaining meanwhile i feel like this
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rattkween86 · 1 year ago
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WHY ARE PEOPLE OUT HERE BEIN UGLY IN THE INBOXES TONIGHT?!?! IT IS SUNDAY. SUNDAY IS FOR TV, BLANKIES, A WARM DRINK, AND MOURNING THE PASSING OF ANOTHER WEEKEND.
JUST BE FUCKING NICE.
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naylor · 5 months ago
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i usually don't say anything but i do find it infinitely amusing how some of you go to jamie's blog to be like "well, actually, two weeks ago on thursday at 8:45 CT you said travis and taylor might like chocolate cookies and on the podcast travis just said he likes raisin cookies so you should delete your blog about it" and actually expect jamie to take any of you seriously like you're not acting completely fucking bonkers over something that doesn't even matter just to ruin a poor woman's day because you disagree with her opinions about taylor swift
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weregonnabecoolbeans · 8 months ago
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Okay I understand Andor being most people’s favourite Disney+ Star Wars show
And that is an excellent choice because it’s an amazing show
But I always get kind of upset when I see people explain why it’s their favourite
Because I often just see people saying that it’s the best because it doesn’t have *insert list of stuff that other star wars stuff has*
But like…most of what I see in those lists are what makes star wars...star wars
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warpweighted · 9 months ago
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the presumption by right wingers that trans kids are a recent phenomenon is fucking absurd like the antitrans """""documentary""""" that jessie gender is analyzing in her most recent video claims trans kids weren't a thing as recently as five years ago. five years??? 2018 maximum????? by the time I was sixteen my sheltered ass knew at least three out trans classmates personally, my middle school math teacher taught us positively if clumsily about transness using the example of a young girl he knew, and my PE teacher when I was nine years old mentioned a 'sexual identification crisis' as a thing that us kids specifically might be experiencing. it is absolutely buckwild to watch the right try to claim that trans people only became a thing right before they made us their political punching bag
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roycelewis · 10 months ago
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tiddie-taylor · 1 year ago
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I should have never been given a social media account
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thatdeadaquarius · 2 years ago
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Hehe you're emo now /j
WHO SENT THAT
WHO SENT THAT, COME OFF ANON
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IM A CHUUYA KINNIE THESE ARE FIGHTIN WORDS BITCHES-
/lh
HMPH.
DANGEROUS TRAVELS,
💀♒
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