Thetis: Look, I don't want Achilles to die. You don't want Achilles to die. Let's work together to make sure Achilles doesn't die.
Patroclus: Fantastic plan, my queen, but have you ever fucking met Achilles?
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i didnt know which option was better, so i made two
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Thetis visits Achilles:
Thetis: So Patroclus, you live here?
Patroclus: Yes, we live together.
Thetis: So you are a couple?
Achilles: Mom, I told you many times that we just live together!
(3 days later)
Patroclus: Achilles, I don't wanna say that your mother did it, but ever since she visited I can't find those gold plates.
Achilles: That's strange, I'll ask her.
(On the phone)
Achilles: Look mom, I don't wanna say you did it but ever since you visited we can't find the gold plates. Do you know something?
Thetis: Look son, I don't wanna say that you and Patroclus are fucking, but I will say it because if he actually slept on his own bed he would find the plates under his pillow!
Achilles:.....
Achilles: Fuck!
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The Grief of Thetis
(For our zine Sing, O Muse's sketches giveaway)
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Oh, will wonders ever cease?
Blessed be the mystery of love.
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*baby crying from next room*
Zeus: How old's your kid?
Thetis: That's Achilles, he's 27.
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Just imagine how different the story would have been if Thetis had been supportive of Achilles’ relationship with Patroclus.
Thetis: “What? You tell me Hector KILLED Patroclus? HOW DARE HE HURT MY SON IN LAW”
Thetis: “Okey Achilles I get it, you want to die and go see Patroclus, but let me take care of Hector for you and then I’ll go talk to Hades, I hear he’s quite fond of lyre-playing guys, I’m sure he’ll give us Patroclus back.”
Thetis: “Oh and honey, sleeping with a dead body is just a little weird, maybe go fight that river god over there as a distraction?”
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POV you’re a boy mom in 1180BC:
What can I say I’m back on my bullshit
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Son of the Sea (Achilles and Thetis) 2023
Gouache version of my old pastel work with Nereid Thetis and her son Achilles.
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