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[rainbowcrowley]

addi darling hiii 🥰💕 8, 13 👉🏼👈🏼, and 24!!!💕

hiiii rhi 🥰 thanks!

8. have you had water today?

aww, yeah i did! i could use some more tho.. thanks for the reminder!

13. can we be friends?

aaaaa of course!! 🥺 i'm shy and need some prodding and poking but always feel free to dm me!! <3 you're like one of the funniest blogs i follow and it's always a delight to see you on my dash so. i'd be honoured to be friends with youuu 😎

24. what have you learned about yourself?

uh, this is a broad question lol

a lot..? especially in recent years. i think realising that i'm bisexual, nonbinary and queer is one of the biggest ones, actually. it just. had a really big impact, yknow?

weird asks!

[crvwly]

oooooh 😈 and "smile/smiled" 💕

thank you !! and a double smile snippet for you from early in the chapter ~

Aziraphale’s smile crooks into a smirk. “And melodramatic.”

“Melodra – mmrgh,” Crowley growls, cutting off when he hears himself. He flops into his  “Can a man-shaped person in his fifties not dress how he wants and spend his money however he likes? Huh? Eat your bloody croissant before you end up in a supernatural diabetic coma.”

Aziraphale rolls his eyes even as he smiles, doing just that and trying not to make a show of it, even if he can’t help a little hum of pleasure from escaping. He decidedly ignores the soft blush that creeps up Crowley’s neck in response.

wip games for wip wednesday!

[the-haiku-bot]

y2k crowley is so

valid and important to

me i can’t explain

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

y2k crowley is so valid and important to me i can't explain

[actual-changeling]

i was about to go to bed but then i saw your post @thesherrinfordfacility and had to make this

hopefully i can rest now

[angie-words]

It's felt like a very long week but we've made it, folks 🥳

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Also, bonus inspired by a post from @thesherrinfordfacility, just because David Tennant has been a bit of a legend (even more so than usual) this week:

[nobie]

how does he look utterly besotted and wary at the same time, immeasurably old and inconceivably young simultaneously, learned and naive in equal force

(cap cr: @thesherrinfordfacility)

[rollforjackass]

tv aziraphale and crowley: sweethearts really, they're good lads, they're just going through a rough patch

book aziraphale and crowley: today's forecast calls for 96% cuntiness with a 98% chance of gay married

have not seen nearly enough people talk about the part in the book where crowley seriously considers bypassing the whole apocalypse by swinging the antichrist’s basket around as fast as he can Immediately after getting it

[crowlixcx]

If you're alone and you need a friend Someone to make you forget your problems Just come along, baby, take my hand I'll be your lover tonight

Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom by Vengaboys - The Brainrot Series

(requested by @thesherrinfordfacility)

[noneorother]

Wait, the street is wet *almost* ALL THE TIME? What is happening.

@thesherrinfordfacility shared a speculation here on the fact that at the end of S2 Episode 4, the ground is still pretty wet when Aziraphale parks the car. If we follow the logic presented in the show, that means that Crowley made a heavy downpour in the afternoon, and 12-ish hours later at 6:00am when Aziraphale parks the car coming back from Edinburgh, the streets are still very wet.

This was before I read the Rob Wilkins clue about the Bentley.

Want to know what I think is always visible and in the same frame when someone is driving the Bentley? THE STREET. The street is wet at the beginning of S2E3 in the OPENING SHOT. We get two wides after Gabriel drinks cocoa, and they are both drying after being wet. A whole 30 minutes before Crowley does the rainstorm.

But wait. There's more. Look at the street in Episode 1

This is a very wet street in full sunshine. But a few hours later when Crowley refuses to help Aziraphale and gets mad we have an almost dry street. It's raining at the 2/3 mark of episode 1 (at night) because the Bentley's windows have raindrops on them, and in the wide the pavement is wet. But then when Crowley drives through London to go back to Aziraphale, the pavement is BONE DRY

And then he parks in SOHO before turning the lights back on for Nina and Maggie and what do we have? Wet street again. But wait. There's even more. Look at the street in Episode 2 Here's the wide shot right before Shax teleports into the Bentley, and then right after when Crowley drives away.

It was raining while they were talking (and the light has changed)! Where'd all the wet go?

The archangels arrive to talk about the giant miracle and the f*cking street is wet again.

Looks like it's drying out again by the time they talk about "their car" at the end of the episode, but still full sun with some puddles.

So now we're right back to the street being wet at the beginning of S2E3 You want to know the only time so far the street is not wet AT ALL in episode 3? RIGHT BEFORE THE AWNING OF A NEW AGE.

EVEN IN EDINBURGH in S2E3. It's pretty clear that Aziraphale parking the car and walking into the Resurrectionist happens at two different times because the sidewalk is WET in the second shot.

Oh hey would you look at that BONE DRY STREET at the beginning of S2E5.

By the time we get to the ball though,

Say hello to my little friend. No not Mrs. Cheng, the wet street! Shax's demon invasion at the end of episode 5 though. You could use that sidewalk as sandpaper. So dry.

Epidsode 6 is the only consistently wet street we've seen all season.

And now I would like to go somewhere padded and scream, because I. am. loosing. it.

[rainbowcrowley]

send this to all your favourite moots and pass the pumpkin round! KEEP THE PUMPKIN TRAIN GOING 🎃🖤🎃🖤🎃

more pumpkins!! thank you rhi! 🖤🧡

[azirafuck]

GOS2 Spoilers Masterpost (ONLY EP. 1-2)

alright, you read the title, you know what's under here - gonna tag everyone who helped this if I know them, thanks to everyone for their contribution and for being agents of chaos the way satan intended. love you all

[Last update/edit: 24/07 - 14:10CET]

first of all, we got some amazing posts from @incorrectquoteswwdits mostly about the first scene in heaven with crowley as an angel:

angel!crowley creating stars and aziraphale thinking he's calling him beautiful

more on that

aziraphale's lies make the lesbians have problems, apparently

communist aziraphale be like OUR CAR

isolation and doubts

THEN we have a detailed recount of the first episode by a kind anon! again, thank you @incorrectquoteswwdits for sharing <3

@goodomens-hints posted a lenghty and detailed recount of the first episode as well with some little hits at future episodes (nothing too big on the post itself, but BE CAREFUL, the blog is actually posting some other spoilers from episodes past the second one!)

@goodomensjail gave us a detailed recount of the first scene, with angel!crowley starting to question stuff and eventually shielding aziraphale with his wing

@mikubinders gives us SOME GOOD GOURMET SHIT by telling us that:

"Beelzebub kidnaps and threatens Crowley, tells him that ze could put a price on his head but ze doesn't want to. After that Crowley comes back to the bookshop and Good-old-fashioned lover boy plays while he drives there. "I'm back" happens. Aziraphale makes Crowley do a silly little apology dance so he forgives him and so they work together"

after thinking this last spoiler was fake, an anon came through and confirmed its real! we also have new context! (sent by an anon to yours tuly)

anon came through with some details about the Everyday record, told us Queen is actually tied to CROWLEY and not to the Bentley, and gave us more context to the OUR CAR and OUR BOOKSHOP bit (sent by an anon to yours tuly)

as for what happens during the Job flashback, after which the sitting five feet apart on a rock in front of the sea happens, a bunch of different versions of what actually happens are going around. @thesherrinfordfacility kept up with the madness surrounding it, so im gonna post here the last two versions of events/details.

first one:

In the Job section, Aziraphale is questioning gods decision of punishing Job. Then u see him in heaven w Muriel here and they are looking thru a long scroll that has instructions from god and he's trying to make sense of it. Muriel is telling him that god and satan made a bet about what Job would do and that's why they are testing him. And az is like whatttt why would god do that that's mean!

When Az finds out they're going to kill Jobs kids, he goes down to Earth to save them while using his angel voice until he realizes he's speaking to Crowley. He sees Crowley about to enter the kids room and tells Crowley "I know you, you wouldn't do this" and Crowley tells him he doesn't know him really. (

AND TY TENNANT IS SASSY AND FLIRTS W AZ??!??!? (*) And THATS when crowley goes "well he seems nice" from the clip. He wasn't jealous tho, like he thought it was funny since they are literally there to supposedly kill these kids and one of them is flirting lol.

The moment of 'weird-beard Crowley' was actually more focused on azi and him questioning God. Crowley tempts Azi w food and u see him struggle but then he gobbled it down and he cries bc he thinks crowley is going to bring him to hell (that's the scene where they are sitting on that thing with the pretty horizon) Crowley tells him "you're just an angel who follows gods as will as much as he can" and Az says that sounds lonely, and Crowley agrees, which is a callback to when he asked Crowley if he was lonely being on what Crowley calls "his own side", and Crowley said no. Crowley then tells him "i'm a demon. I lied"

(*): it was told this isn't actually canon canon, it's up for interpretation - some reported Ty's character is just the classic bratty teenager UPDATE: NOPE anon cleared it up and apparently it DOES read as flirty because ty's character is a little bitch, love that for us

and then we have the second one:

"Episode 2 is half present day things [...], and half the Job story/flashback. Crowley is the demon sent by Satan to torment "God's favorite human" Job to see if Job will curse God, in one big bet between God and Satan. Aziraphale comes to try to stop him, discovers they recognize each other but haven't seen each other since "the flood" and that Crowley seems to have changed since the flood, because he is willing to sacrifice the goats, and ruin Job's house. Crowley says he "has a permit" to torment Job FROM GOD. Aziraphale brings this up to the archangels that gleefully explain that yes it's a bet with Satan and that Job will suffer, but he will get everything back 3-fold by the end. And he will get NEW children. This disturbs Aziraphale, he does not want the CURRENT children to die, he understands the familial love that the archangels do not. He goes to stop Crowley not with power since he has the permit but to reason with him. Aziraphale says things to the effect "I KNOW you don't want to harm them I KNOW you and you don't want to kill children" and Crowley is defiant, but then…. It is revealed that he never killed any of the goats either, he transformed them into pigeons to hide them. And he is hiding the children away in the basement but destroying the house to make it look like they died. He transforms the three kids into lizards to hide them, then when the Archangels descend to give Job his rewards and tell him his wife will bear 7 new children, Job and his wife are in despair because they love their children. Crowley comes in pretending to be a human doctor and he and Aziraphale LIE to the angels faces about how babies are made and trick the angels into thinking Jobs three original children are NEWLY BORN children. Which fools Gabriel, who has only ever seen God make Eve fully grown from Adam's ribs. Crowley then meets Aziraphale at the rock. Aziraphale is crying and says "im ready for you to take me to hell" because he has LIED to angels and foiled God's plans. Crowley is gentle and comforts him that he is still an angel and "I won't tell anyone if you won't" and they reminisce that it's lonely being a different kind of demon and a different kind of angel that sort of do what they feel is right. Heavily implying that they are the same and have each other now. The end of episode 2.

that's what's going around for now, but ill add stuff if we find anything new - also feel free to add to this yourself or send me stuff!

[crowleyholmes]

ALRIGHT I got tagged (twice! what an honor hahah) by my beloved seven @seven-stars-in-his-palm to take this quiz so let's go suffer :'D

OH GREAT I'M THE VOICE CRACK OF PAIN, LOVELY :'))))))

nopressure-tagging @dontbotheraziraphale @lineffability @crikey01 @thesherrinfordfacility @robinwithay and @majortomyourcurcuitsdead if you want to do it! <3

[robinwithay]

@thesherrinfordfacility provided me with this image of aziraphale praying SO FAST

the inspiration:

[theladydrgn]

@thesherrinfordfacility

If Aziraphale does not wrap that feather boa around Crowley and shimmy I will lose my MIND

[alphacentaurinebula]

You're the Bad Guys

Hooray! It's posting day for my brand new multi-chapter Good Omens AU. Aziraphale and Crowley are Cold War spies on opposite sides in 1981 Berlin. Beta'd by the amazing @fellshish

You're the Bad Guys (E)

Please note this is definitely an E rated fic - NSFW!!

I'll be posting a chapter every friday but because I'm such a nice person I'm putting up both chapter one and chapter two today.

Reblogs, comments and kudos are ALWAYS appreciated. Requested tags are under the cut, but please just shout if you don't want to be tagged anymore!! Or let me know if you'd like to be added.

@puntos-cardinales @naturallyteal @di-42 @hellsgardener01 @sabotage-on-mercury @thesherrinfordfacility @a-z-hampton @knifeforkspooncup @weasleywrinkles @handyowlet @crowleys-curl @ghostsparrow @murderbasketheassassin @hinekosama @goodoldfashionednightingale @seven-stars-in-his-palm @theeminentlyimpractical

[bi-functional]

This is based off These Two posts by @thesherrinfordfacility and @captainquirk respectively!!

I literally could not pASS up the opportunity ✨🙏