#these will be the death of me

[jamieisnotrich]

ttbk boards my love

Ac: Yasmin Khudari (i think?)

[devos-ace]

Okay i read A LOT of fanfics and I can’t find any so let me tell you about the best ones in my opinion (and if you got some recommendations I’ll be right here)

First : SLOW SHOW by mia_ugly (12 chapters)

This one is 12 chapters long, each chapter is about 16 pages long, it on’t feel too short. Our favorite duo as humans, both actors, Crowley ridiculously in love, kind of forbidden love vibes, best *smut* I’ve read so far, the story is sooo realistic, you get attached to the characters so fast so much, it really is my confort fanfic, i always end up reading it agin and again and again.

Second : OR BE NICE by charlottemadison (22 chapters)

This one could have been first but the beginning is pretty slow. I almost gave up, how I would have regretted it… So keep reading, the first three chapters may be a little *boring* but you’ll understand why later, because this fanfic is SO. REAL. And the characters are really deep, so you need to be introduced to them. Then again, Crowley and Aziraphale as humans, ennemies to lovers and a big warning to anyone who want to read it, you will feel like they’re your friends, and you will miss them A LOT when you finish it… But it’s worth it. Really.

Third : A DIAMOND SKY ABOVE TITANIC by SeaBlueEyes (18 chapters)

(This one you need to read while listening to the edit of hotline by Billie Eilish)

A whole mood, this time with Aziraphale and Crowley as Angel and Demon, it’s all in the title, what if both were one the titanic on that tragic day ? Warning : Bitter Sweet ending. Not really sad, not really happy, but then again, it’s worth it, some scenes are engraved in my heart forever.

[foolfortune]

current mantra

[knockknockwhosthereartistism]

The worst trauma comes from those who you love

[spamton]

i accidentally napped and had a dream (nightmare?) where a new update for stardew valley released where everything was the same except on a random day in year 3 Evelyn would just straight up die. There was a whole cutscene that started in her house where she collapsed, and then transitioned over to the hospital where Harvey gave George and Alex the worst news of their lives. However, they got to speak to her where she said something along the lines of "Yoba will protect me, and I am sure he will let me watch over you."

Alex and George would not talk to the player for more than a few words for a full season after this event. George would spend most of his time in the bedroom, so if you had less than 2 hearts with him, you could barely ever speak to him.

And Alex... oh my god, poor Alex. If you were married to him during this event, he just stayed in bed all day. Otherwise, if single, he would just stand on the beach most of the time, staring off into the ocean. If you tried to interact with him, it would just say "Alex is grieving... Better leave him be."

There was also other NPC dialogue like mayor Lewis saying "I haven't seen the community in this state of mourning since your grandfather passed..."

there was also a glitch where you could make Evelyn live forever and there were entire guides for the "immortal Evelyn glitch" that got patched out in the next update. If you tried to perform the glitch after the patch, mr. Qi would tell you that "hey, it happens to all of us. We can't prevent it, and neither can you, no matter how hard you try."

[sparebutton]

(Across the Spider-Verse spoiler)

[jabberwick]

Human Bill Cipher

(Based on Alex Hirsch's "canon" design)

And just to be clear, writing dissertations at me justifying why he should instead be a conventionally attractive twink will involuntarily cause me to draw him with even fewer teeth.

[bruciemilf]

Batman isn’t a mask; It’s a leash. In this essay I will—

[kensatou]

(✿◕‿◕) die (ꈍ ꒳ ꈍ✿)

[evgar]

because i could not stop for Death

she kindly stopped for me

[marlynnofmany]

If that doesn't have potential for some fairytale nonsense, I don't know what does.

[luccorvus]

@girlballs I've been laughing at this for days.

[decapod-appreciator]

might be heaven and it might be hell

[nicecrumbart]

Keep thinking about that one scene in secret life

[bajaja-blast]

you dislike Luke Castellan because he disagreed with an oppressive government system and actually took action to change the abusive ways him and his peers have been forced to follow for millennia.

I dislike Luke Castellan because in the Titans Curse he manipulated Annabeth, who he raised as his little sister, into holding up the sky, the FUCKING sky, for over 20 hours and had the audacity to walk away as though he was completely apathetic towards it while she begged and pleaded with him to help her.

we are not the same.

[specshroom]

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Wolf hybrid who is sooooo excited to experience his bunny hybrid partners first heat. So excited that he vastly underestimates just how horny bunnies are in heat.

He's expecting his cute little bunny partner (you) to cry and beg for his knot. Which you do and he knots and cums inside you twice but then right after his knot deflates you look up at him and go "Again?"

He's a little tired but he can't say no to you...

Until it's the sixth fucking round and you're still bouncing on his very overstimulated cock. He knows it's very bad to interrupt a bunny while they're so deep in heat but he might just pass out and you're so lost in the sauce you might just keep going if he does.

He needs to think of a way to satisfy you that won't literally kill him. He gets an idea and reaches for his phone. It's really embarrassing but the best thing he can think of at that moment is to open the group chat, aptly named "The Boys", and hastily text:

[Hey guys can u come over]

[I need sum help with something]

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