#these mood swings are weird AF

[peaceeandcoolestvibes]

Best one yet 🧡

[sparkly-sediment]

Tf2 Mercs Period flow headcanons

Free will strikes again 😈😈

Heavy

The Red terror

Very heavy flow that last 6-7 days. The longest she’s had is 9 days and it took bear meat to recover

The blood is usually dark brown and overall a bit of a delayed flow

Calls it her menstrual cycle only. Heavy isn’t big on midol or pain relief (Russian grit af)

Will always use a warm water bottle tho

Only used scraps of fabric until her 20s. Heavy doesn’t like pads because they feel like diapers and she doesn’t fuck with tampons until she has sex for the first time so she won’t “loose her virginity to stick”

We need more sex education

Ultra tampons for business, free bleed in the period draws for leisure

Sniper

Bush woman

Some hardcore feminist shit. Walk into the woods and menstruate on a stick indigo girls concert transparent

(if you get that i love you)

Sniper normally just free bleeds or like dries out her vagina during bathroom breaks. She smokes weed for cramps and gets bad period diarrhea

Very light, irregular periods. Completely skips some months due to stress and malnutrition (and she looses her appetite on her period!!(

Severe period exhaustion 😮‍💨

Flow is bright red or faint. Might be some blood on the briefs on the first/second morning but then not much happening outside of clots.

Would have fertility issues I feel

Sniper gets anemic on her period and resists taking the supplements Medic recommends. Finally he fights her into taking them and, shocker! She’s not passing out when she stands

Has tasted her period blood clots. Canon I fear

Says on the rag

Demo

MENACE

Demo has a moderate flow but pretty gnarly cramps. The sharp, pulsing kind. Hurts like a bitch!!

Flushes tampons and could give two fucks

She drinks more on her period and has wicked period shits. Possibly the worst asshole cramps in the group, and don’t even get me started on sore nipples

Thick dark red blood. Not hard blood clots but large bloody goops and liquid. Has to shower more often on her period 😔

Super and super plus tampons and the hospital grade pads. Completely unnecessary but Demo gets the biggest most crinkly padding pads of all time!!! Why!!!???!!!

PCOS queen. Thicker body hair, wild anger at times, and cysts!!! When one bursts she finally goes to Medic who immediately gives morphine and some weird blue sludge

Pain was gone but she did wake up with a third kidney

Scout

Type of bitch to get pregnant while pregnant

What a nightmare! PMS like a mother fucker! Scout becomes a snappy little bitch on her period. Terrorizes the base and just crashes out for no reason

If you eat her food so help you God

Really strong cravings and really intense ovulation. Yk how some women really go into heat when they ovulate? Like REALLY lock in? That’s Scout

Fertile and loves chocolate but aggressive

BAWLS ON HER PERIOD and period breakouts

Lighter/moderate flow. More than Sniper but less than Demo

Running really helps her cramps but they usually go to about 5/10 at worst

Her boobs always hurt worse than anything else and she’ll wear a sports bra instead of wrapping them for work

regular tampons and refuses go wear a pad

Medic

I will be using he/him pronouns because period!medic isn’t a gender bend. Medic wanted to feel even closer to his baboons and so he installed the necessary organs to build and birth them

Unwanted and unforeseen side effect 😔

Sturdy but average flow and a very consistent cycle. Bright red with brown spotting towards the end. He keeps a calendar and tracks ovulation

He would have period sex. No question. And, in a sick and wicked manner, would blow them after 😋

horrible to imagine. Anyway, Medic has rougher periods with heavy hormone fluctuations. Intense mood swings, fatigue, and some month deals with painful ovarian cysts

His periods don’t normally have too bad cramps!! He’s just sore in the southern skies and has some lightning sharp stabbing pains in his asshole

Medicates fully and all the way except in the beginning when he monitored the function more closely

Light period acne heavy metalic scent. Feels very tender and hungry

Soldier

Free bleeds and gets blood everywhere

Heavy flow and pretty intense cramps. And, rage. Period rage. Heightened by her pain and immense discomfort and all of her sheets have stains

Dark brown blood and irregular. Can bleed for days and has had 11-12 day periods that completely drain her

Her cramps will leave her bed ridden. If she has to go to battle, there will be NO indication of her pain. She might even be worse to over compensate. But Soldier will run a little slower and land from rocket jumps much more gently

Cries in the locker room and respawn when alone 😭😭😭😭 my shayla

Unless she’s gassed up for battle Soldier is much quieter on his period and sluggish

Eats so much omg decimates that kitchen. The team has to have a meeting because they’ve gone to the store three days in a row, and this is the forth morning everything is gobbled down in the night by a certain greedy little rat

Every time she starts her period she marches into the medbay to LOUDLY announce it. This is the only time she ever mentions the topic of menstruation in relation to herself

Will say fucked up shit tho. Tells Scout blood attracts bears and viciously growls after finding Scout’s tampons

Spy

Eats steak almost nightly when on her period

She refuses to discuss such things with the team and calls it tasteless conversation

INTERNALIZED MISOGYNY and does everything she can to hide her period. Will use kitty perfume to avoid blood smell, tampons only and she hides the wrappers before throwing them out

Heavier flow with low pain. She’ll feel the most discomfort in the cervix area but she doesn’t experience much cramping

Red/brown mix and very spotting days 1-3. Day 3/4-5 is heavy flow and then day six is usually the end

Midol in a Tylenol bottle 😭

She becomes a wicked bitch. Horrifically snappy and will bite your head off. Some period shits. Boobs hurt the week before

Engineer

Her periods are dandy.

Yk how people say periods last 3-5 days? And you’re like, who the fuck is having three day periods?

It’s this gal

Engineer has some mild cramping but it lasts ALL day. From the first flutter of her eyes to the final rest, her uterus is aching

Tight period cramps and a lighter flow. She wears regular and lite tampons for two days and then is good

Bright red and thin blood. Never has big clots and rarely has goopy blood

Her discharge is tinted pink or brown for about a week though so it does balance out

She will smell really strongly of blood like the ripe period embarrassing smell

Working in the workshop when she catches a whiff of the 🩸🐱 but she likes feeling primal and will work into the dank night

Engineer eats all chocolate in the based and will probably eat every cookie too

Period rage that rivals Soldier’s

Pyro

Free bleeds and doesn’t practice good hygiene. She won’t change her clothes- including underwear- any differently despite having blood all up in it

Pyro doesn’t have much liquid blood, but a lot of clotting and clumps of tissue

Because of this and a lack of good hygiene she has a worse smell, and it is noticeable to others. Pyro always smells burnt though so it isn’t exactly traceable

Heavier flow, WOULD use super plus tampons

Pyro has worn pads in the past but she dislikes the diaper feel and she never likes the sensory experience of period products

She’s much sleepier on her period and will curl up to nap. If not in her bed then wherever

[katyspersonal]

nobody:

Kood: Oh, so, you "like" Messmer? Say the exact amount of strength applied which it took him to impale every single Dancing Lion that he hunted. Name the day he finished reforging his spear for it to become throwable and how many times did he have to throw it. Say the exact timing, down to tens of second, which it took him to cu-

Queelign: I am literally lurking in the cemetery waiting for those graceless Hornsents to visit the graves of their killed ones to ambush and kill them too, Queen Marika would be so proud of me! :D

Wego: Man I wish I had friends, too bad I literally have no one, I am so lonely I'll have to resort to resurrecting dead people :( *spoken literally nearby fellow Knights, including his literal pupil*

Salza: Hey just because I take #1 place amongst everyone else in the Crusade in terms of how many villages and houses I've obliterated doesn't mean I am no longer an intellectual elite. I am the most civilised, cultured and intelligent person here.

Hilde: These idiots do not understand that even the Erdtree itself stand on cultural appropriation! How can we fight in the name of Marika and uh... I think that guy literally named Whore at some point, with that big lion...? if we ignore how much was stolen from the Storm Lord and Godskin Apostles? I swear I am the only one who truly gets it smh. Can't wait to get rid of all Hornsent already so we can use their knowledge to build our OWN Divine Spiral, it will be sick af 👀

Messmer: Hahah no one loves my mother as much as I do, I understand what is better for her Order more than she does herself *mood swing* I hate that bitch, why she never loved me?! *crashes a head off a statue of her* *mood swing* Oh god I am the worst being I am more of a curse upon her than any of these graceless barbarians were ever, disowning me was not enough, she should have killed me... *mood swing* I should have burnt her and her Erdtree instead while I had the chance to do so, only in death we could stand equal *mood swing* I love her so much I can at least find comfort in destroying everyone who doesn't fit her world, it is the least I can do to atone for being born graceless myself *mood swing*

Rellana: Pledge to the Golden Order was a weird era but now we are so back, Stars/Moon and Fire have always been together, since the times of Fire Giants and Astrologers! But to think of it, does the 'Fire' that swears to exterminate everything spurned of the grace of the Erdtree count, if it was Erdtree's enemy? Strange, how the very thing that existed as its enemy got tamed to serve it instead? Dammit, my flawless brilliant logic got a crack in it all because of Messmer's mommy issues!!! (still love him and will die for him tho 🥺💙)

Andreas: I can excuse fascism and genocide, but I draw the line at being a SNAKE!

Huw: <prev so real, had I known my bestie was a snake I'd definitely not go and have sooooo much fun hunting Divine Beasts. I am so deceived.

Edredd: To think of it, more soldiers got executed here for no longer wanting to do genocide than fell from the blades of Hornsents, but idk a job is a job 🤷‍♂️

Garrew: *has the most fucking questionable Crucible aspect ever seen except no one wants to actually question it*

[smolwritingchick]

I'm curious to know what jungkook and the rest of the members would be like, whilst jennie is pregnant. Would they be very overprotective or just let her be?

This is SO cute! 🥰

Jungkook will be the most overprotective. Always wanting to carry stuff for her and do everything for her. If she asks for anything at all even if it’s in the middle of the night for ice cream or a weird craving he’ll immediately grab it. I was thinking avocados will begin to be one of her number one cravings. Wanting it with everything she eats. As she is closer to her due date he’ll be following her everywhere trying to see if she’s ok. If the media tries to bombard them he will get upset along with the rest of the members as they protect her.

Jin: Shockingly Jennie will think Smarties are nasty during her pregnancy so she won’t be eating them again until after she gives birth. I see Jin always on snack duty and food, paying close attention to what she craves. I see him being pretty overprotective too. Also I remember an ask about the boys’ moms giving her recipes that helped during their pregnancies. So I see Jin learning how to make them and cooking for her.

Jungkook: there will be times Jen will tell him she’s fine and can grab something or carry something. And with her occasional mood swings she will get annoyed with him and the others, telling them to chill. I also see Jungkook giving her the best massages and making sure she’s extremely comfortable when sitting or in bed.

J-Hope: I see him also being very overprotective. He’s always been like her guardian angel ever since he noticed her allergic reaction to pineapple. So he will totally always be asking if she’s all right. I was thinking when she gets heartburn for the first time he’d immediately have her eat bananas to help soothe it. And will ask if she ate a banana today just in case the heartburn comes back

RM: he’ll let her be. And also will do research to help her with her pregnancy. He’d also tell the guys to give her her space if he notices her getting moody from their constant overprotection or from her hormones. He’ll be pretty observant on her moods and know just what to say or do to keep her at ease. I also see him helping Jungkook relax whenever he feels on edge about Jennie and her aches or pains during the pregnancy

Jimin: I also see him being more chill. He’ll be attentive to her like the others but won’t act so overprotective. Him and Taehyung will be freaking out and excited to see their OTP becoming parents. He’ll be helping her with the nursery and everything. I do see him and another member bickering over baby clothes or what should be in the nursery

Taehyung: I see him being more chill and leaving her be, too. Of course he’ll be there for her but knows she’ll be fine with everyone else and himself checking on her. He’ll always get so giddy feeling the baby bump and trying to talk to her stomach.

Suga: I feel like he’ll also leave her be. He knows his precious smartie is in good hands with him and everyone else but he won’t be too overprotective. he will make sure she has breathing room. I also see him getting very emotional feeling the babies kick for the first time when she happily asks him if he wants to feel. And telling the guys to let her breathe when the overprotective members are crowding around her to see if she’s ok.

With her hormones going crazy there will be times she’ll want them all to leave her alone. Overall if anyone tries to overstep their boundaries with Jen and her baby bump like trying to touch her stomach without asking, they’ll definitely get upset and call them out on it. I’ll do my best to make the pregnancy chapters whenever I get there fluffy af ❤️

[amongdestiny-qu33n]

My mood swings are so weird. Like just an hour ago I was crying and stuff and now I’m all a sudden happy af.

[skinni-girls-eat-books]

Wednesday, December 27th, 2023

Why have the past few days been so hard I don't even understand. It's like I know all of the tools to help myself and heal, but like sleeping for example. I know I need to get enough sleep but I keep waking up extremely upset and it's ruining my mornings. I know I need to eat better but I barely have an appetite. I'm on my period and I absolutely fucking hate it. I think I may have some period-related distress disorder or something because this just can't be normal. I wish there was something I could take like an aspirin but instead of pain it would alleviate ridiculous mood swings. My period makes me feel so out of control of my body and so uncomfortable. I'm glad I have found a way to skip it for the most part, but then when I do have one it's 20x worse!!?? So either have it a quarter of the year being a nuisance or 4x a year but terrible?? Idk fml. I feel like a fucking teenager again which is 100% not my fucking speed. I am grown I want to act grown in so tired of bs people and bs situations and bs "how things should go" when it comes to social situations. I don't know how to fucking date anymore and I feel like so FUCKED UP from this past relationship. I'm so used to wringing myself dry, squeezing every drop of myself into someone just to get completely fucked over and forgotten about. I can't do that shit again. But if it's not 100%, what the fuck is it?? 10% 20% 50%? I can't imagine giving 50% of myself to someone I don't fucking know. Maybe like 5% haha. That's expendable, but is that enough to garner anything serious?? Or just a bunch of bs????? Help me please anyone 🙃

7:41am seriously coming to terms with how fucked up my last relationship was. And coming to terms with the fact that it has fucked me uP. I do need therapy tbh that would be an investment for me this year. Idc if it's through the school or not their wait-list is so stupid and long.

I want to be around more women this year, men are just making me lose my fucking mind.

7:21pm just got off of another last minute shift! I called him earlier until he finally picked up bc I can't understand his weird ass games. And weird ass games is 100% correct. He said he "silently cried" in public at his gfs parents house last night bc they kept playing songs that remind him of me.... Bro wtf... I literally don't know what to say to that shit. Then I confronted him about why he took me off everything so abruptly and he basically said that everyone else told him to. He just does whatever everyone else tells him to do, he's such a loser. Then he said that anytime his phone goes off, calls or texts, he gets anxious bc he thinks it's me calling him?? Apparently I make him so anxious now... bc he was the dumb one to get such a paranoid gf a week after we broke up, apparently I'm still the cause of numerous fights between them... Literally tho this is 100% NOT MY FAULT. YOU CANNOT BLAME ME FOR YOUR SHITTY BEHAVIOR. YOU CERTAINLY CANNOT BLAME ME FOR WANTING YOU AFTER YOU TELLING ME REPEATEDLY THAT YOU WANTED ME AND THAT YOU REGRETTED EVERYTHING. HE'S LITERALLY A FUCKING CRAZY NARCISSIST PUSSY BITCH.

I'm fully convinced that he's a narcissist now bc goddamn ALWAYS HE IS THE VICTIM!!!!! This shit is unbelievable!!!!! I don't ever see us getting back together bc like I said previously, the respect is GONE. On top of being an asshole, he literally has no fucking balls and just takes his fragile ego out on anyone he thinks he can treat like shit/ less than him. Goddamn I feel bad for that girl but on the other hand, she gets what she deserves !!! She can have your crazy ass I'm so glad I don't have to deal with this shit anymore!!!! It's like he's reverting backwards too, really acting like a brat ass teenager again, love triangles and generally NOT BEING A MAN AT ALL. Literally he acts like a child with no emotional regulation and it's sad af honestly. It's really just sad. That's why I cry. Not because I miss him, but bc I feel bad that he really is such a fuckup and I thought I could help him. I cry for my own grieving, overly kind heart that I gave to someone so fucking helpless. Beyond help at this point bc there's so many fucking people ENABLING HIS BEHAVIOR. I am literally outnumbered by stupid fucking idiots who think this shit is acceptable. I simply cannot. Good luck bro.

[suckitsurveys]

Who in your family has been married the longest? (and how long?) That’s a good question. There are a lot of widows in my family, so I am not sure who still living has been married the longest. I also couldn’t tell you the years anyone in my family has been married, except for my cousin Ann and her husband, because they got married the year I was born, so 34 years lol.

Do you have any Eastern European ancestry? I am mostly Eastern European actually.

Where is your car parked right now? In the parking lot across the street from the building I work in.

When did you last travel alone? Where were you going? I traveled to Boston alone last weekend. I mean, I was going to see a friend, but I flew there alone and back.

Do you take your shoes off when you come inside? Yes.

What’s your favorite movie series? The Toy Story series.

How are you feeling today? I am stressed AF and sick and sleepy and irritated and hungry.

Look to the right - what’s the first thing you see? My coworker’s chair.

^^ What does that thing remind you of? My coworker???

What was the first color you ever dyed your hair? I put red streaks in it in 7th grade.

What is something that’s considered a luxury, but you wouldn’t want to live without? A phone, I guess. Or sushi.

Do you want to move anytime soon? Not super soon, but we have been considering it.

Did you have coffee this morning? Yup, currently still drinking it.

How good/bad was the quality of education you received in high school? Ahahahahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I went to a shitty fucking private Luthern school that was so focused on shoving religion down our throats that I feel like I learned jack shit.

What was the most interesting year of your life, and why? This one has been pretty eventful and interesting. This year has been my “yolo” year. I’ve been to so many comedy shows and Lollapalooza and flown a lot more.

What was the first social media site you ever used? I’m not sure if it qualifies as social media but Yahoo Chatrooms? Lol. Or Xanga maybe?

Do you have any exes you really regret dating? Nah. They’re all irrelevant. What brand of laundry detergent do you use? We use Tide.

Are you prone to mood swings? Not usually, but it can happen.

Have you ever lied on a resume? Or even in a job interview? I mean, not a huge lie? Maybe something about time management skills lol.

Of all your friends & family, who has the most nicely-decorated home? Not my sister that’s for sure.

What was the last thing you bought, other than food? Uhhhhhhh Dayquil.

Do you smoke? Or vape? Just weed occasionally.

What are you dreading right now? Everything.

What brought about the end of the worst relationship you’ve been in? He was a dick.

Where was the last place you spent the night other than your own home? Sarah’s apartment in Boston!

Do you have any step- or half-siblings? Nope.

Have you ever been catcalled? Duh.

How old were you when you started scheduling your own doctors appointments? 22 or 23, I think?

Have you ever driven across an international border? Nope.

When was the last time you spoke to a neighbor? Sami texted me yesterday about getting a new kitten.

When was the last time you washed your bed sheets? Around a month ago.

What do people always seem to think is weird about you? I don’t know, ask them.

Ever notice how high schools in movies/tv shows are portrayed way differently than in real life? Sure.

Do you ever braid your hair? Yes.

What food sounds the most appetizing right now? Crab legs.

[zzzora]

Everything was dark and my mind was numb and I felt like nothing

And then it's like, I gradually return to the living and it's like

Okay, time to feel like a regular human being with a mind that works again, I guess?

[ink-and-dagger]

Hii, idk is this a weird request but. Silcos s/o fainting.

SO I got the idea 15 minutes ago when I got up too quick and just bam, lights out. My first thoughts waking up on the floor was just 1. Wtf 2. Wouldn't it be hilarious if my fav villain was looking at me confused af rn.

So like. They've just been discussing something, maybe the s/o was sitting on his couch while Silco got some paperwork done and then like

Silco: dear, could you fetch me the last weeks reports from downstairs(or sumn)

S/o. Ye. *gets up and BAM*

YUH UH. LOVE YE BYE

It isn't a weird request at all, and even if it was I love being sent weird shit. I realise that this ask is nearly 3 months old but I hope you're okay💜

I've actually had this half written for a while, but realistically I can’t see myself finding anymore time to extend or finesse it, so I’m just gonna post it as is. It's short and pretty rough, but I hope you enjoy all the same!

Also I hope you don't mind but I've used Astrid as the reader because this is just very in-character for her🥲

Silco x Reader || Silco x Astrid || Fainting || Unedited drabble

The toes of your boots tap absently together high above you - perched as they are atop the back of the crimson chaise in Silco’s office. The rest of you sprawled in a diagonal swoon across the seat cushions.

“You’re doing it again,” Silco chides beneath his breath ­- a mockingly melodic baritone from his seat at his desk, eyes not lifting from the papers in front of him.

Your boots halt their tapping, and you drop your book page down upon your chest in a huff.

“Bored,” you complain.

“Yes, you’ve already mentioned,” he responds patiently, “Which is why I suggested some quiet reading.”

You pull a face and discard the book on the coffee table, “Can’t get into it. Feel restless.”

A lengthy exhale hisses from his nose, and his gaze ticks upwards to meet yours. Long, unimpressed face upside down in your vision from your position upon the sofa.

“If you’re feeling restless then you can make yourself useful,” his attention drops back to his work, and he gestures towards his bookshelves with a flick of his pen, “Fetch me the profit ledger for this quarter. Bottom shelf.”

“What’s the magic word?”

“Now.”

You roll your eyes and swing your legs off the back of the sofa in a single dramatic swoop to spring to your—

“Sweetheart?”

The voice swims and warps at the edges of your mind. Loud and distant all at once. The surface beneath your spine is hard and coarse. Your vision remains obscured by a fluttering curtain of darkness which slowly recedes to the outer edges in swirling patterns of dappled red and chem-green.

A face above yours. Eyes that don’t match beneath dark, pinched brows. Mouth drawn tight and age lines deep with apprehension. Cute though.

Your mouth quirks into a dopey smile.

“Hey there handsome,” you trill.

Concern darkens to irritation, “I’ve told you not to lie upside down on the sofa like that. You’re as bad as Jinx. At least she has the excuse of adolescence.”

“S’comfy.”

“Be that as it may, you—don’t even think about it,” Silco growls, pressing firmly on your sternum to force you back down to the rug when you attempt to shift up onto your elbows.

“I’m fine Silco. Just stood up too fast is all.”

“And do you think repeating that mistake is the best course of action? Lay still.”

“Cluck cluck mother hen,” you grumble. But your complaint goes ignored. Silco shifts from his haunches to sit properly at your side, and his arm snakes beneath your knees to lift them, gathering them in a bundle up onto his shoulder.

“Not now Silco. Not in the mood.”

He offers you a slow, unimpressed blink, “It’s to help the blood flow back to your brain. I shouldn’t think it will take all that long to fill up again.”

You flip him the middle finger and his annoyance chips away just a crack, allowing through a tiniest of smirks.

[i-write-boop-spoops]

Guzma as an expecting father! headcanons

ignore the fact I'm a day late for father's day, it's dilf! guzma time!

features: pregnancy and discussion of symptoms, a smidge of angst, and some mild references to sex

Enjoy!

Oh shit.

Well, this wasn’t part of the plan

It’s not necessarily unexpected though

Admittedly, you two had been rather lax when it came to protection

And as much as he talked up his pull-out game, Guzma found it very hard to put his money where his mouth is when he’s about to bust a fat nut

So here you are

His baby

His fucking cinnamon applin

Almost in tears as you tell him that you’re pregnant

From all the shock, he doesn’t know what to say

He doesn’t know what to feel either

His mind is a swirl of emotions

It takes him a moment (or several minutes) to fully comprehend the situation

Not great, since you’re freaking the fuck out waiting for his response

Eventually, he just gives you a big, reassuring hug and tells you that he’s here for you, and your baby too.

In reality, Guzma likes the idea of having a family with you

And you’re his boo, he’d do anything to support you, no matter what

He really really wants to be a good dad

A provider for your burgeoning family

The kind of man you deserve

So first things first – well after he takes you both out for malasadas to calm yourselves down and celebrate - he’s gotta get a job

He’ll take anything

Fast-food chef, janitorial duties, cashier, Pyukumuku thrower…

Hopefully some professional battling to get some legit earnings

Next thing, you two are moving OUT of the Shady House

And by extension Po Town

That place is not suitable for babies

You don’t stray too far though

Getting yourselves a cramped (but thankfully two-bed) apartment in Malie City

Lowkey

And by that, I mean HIGHKEY

Guzma thinks you’re hot af pregnant

Man is like 100 times more handsy

Which is wild considering how handsy he already was

But his touches are a lot gentlerand loving

Though still quite protective and possessive

My man may or may not have shed a tear when he felt that first kick

Guzma goes back and forth on whether or not to propose to you

On one hand, he loves you, and he wants to give your baby a more stable home

But on the other, he doesn’t want you to feel like he’s just doing this because you’re pregnant and it’s “the right thing to do”

Plus, weddings are so stressful

And expensive!

Eventually, he decides to wait until after your baby is here to propose

After all, they’d make such a cute little flower boy/girl on the big day!

God-mon Plumeria!

You two set up the cutest little nursery for youe baby

Ideally he wanted to fill it with brand-new stuff

But that wasn’t totally feasible, so many things are second-hand

Some from when you were born!

One of the new items though, is a cutiefly teddy

It was the first thing he bought for the baby

First thing he bought from his first pay-cheque actually

Walking home tired and stressed from his first week on the job

He’s usually pretty good at dealing with your symptoms

Gives you back-rubs, holds your hair back when you’re getting sick, over-indulges your weird-cravings…

Seriously he went out at four a.m. trying to find somewhere that sold pickled lumberries so you could have them with some yogurt and peanut butter

Though considering the fact he is new to all this + he has 0 patience things can get a bit hairy sometimes

Like he is not good at handling any mood-swings

Or when baby kicks him in his sleep

One thing he does enjoy about you being pregnant is that you’ve taken to wearing his clothes a lot more

They’re big on you, so they’re perfect for your changing body

We all know how he feels about you in his clothes 👀

He keeps ultrasound pictures on him at all times

Just as a reminder of his little larva

Makes the tough days easier

He loves being the big spoon even more now

Finding great comfort and excitement in holding you and cradling your bump while he falls asleep

When baby finally comes

Yall know ya boi is gonna be right by your side

Doing his best to support you through this traumatic, demanding time

(though I can also totally see him just chilling, casually eating a sandwich while you’re pushing out a LITERAL human baby from your bits)

Once baby pops out, and you get to hold your little one

Guzma wraps his arms around both of you, gazing at the wonderful life you’ve created together

And after a moment he asks:

“So, Guzma Jr.?”

“Absolutely not!”

[lieximhuman]

Mood swings r weird af-

Like u can be having a awesome day, then BOOM- all ur energy is drained from u and I feel like u can barely get up… pass 6h or so and then u r back to ur good day 😐 wtf

[simps-and-scribbles]

Headcanon: HQ reactions to you smelling like different body wash

Tried my best to make it gn reader!

Genre: fluffy af

Characters: Kuroo, Bokuto

Author note: may do more characters for this headcanon if I think of more scenarios 😄

Tetsuro Kuroo

You had been sitting on the couch with Kuroo now for about half an hour watching tv, initially when you came in the door he had given you a big smile and a hug as he normally did, but as you sat down on the couch you slowly started to notice his demeanour change and a small scowl had taken over his features. He was giving one word answers to all the conversations you brought up and it was really starting to worry you, it wasn’t like him to have large mood swings, that was bokuto’s department.

Kuroo stood up from the couch, unwrapping the arm he had around your shoulder, I’m just gonna look for something to eat he said quietly. You watched him run a hand through his hair and sigh as he went to the kitchen. Something was definitely up.

“Is something wrong tetsu?” You asked following him. He pulled a juice box out of the fridge and leaned against the counter, contemplating his response.

“actually ya there is” he said taking a sip of the juice, “you smell weird.”

“What!” You exclaimed immediately smelling your armpits “but I just showered” you said.

“No that’s not what I mean…” kuroo said “you smell like men’s body wash and I know it’s not mine…did you…are you…” kuroo struggled to get the words out, clenching his fist he looked away from you. It suddenly clicked in your head what he was worried about and you quickly rushed over to him.

“Babe no, omg no, did you think I was with someone else?” You said cupping his face in your hands, forcing him to look you in the eyes. “I had to use my brothers body wash because I was out of mine.” You said smiling.

“Well now I feel dumb.” Kuroo said rubbing the back of his head.

“It’s okay, I hope you know that I would never do that to you.” You said wrapping your arms around his waist and looking up at him.

“I know, I don’t even know why I thought it in the first place” he said, returning your hug and taking a deep breath. “But could you please get some more of your body wash, I miss your smell” he said and you nodded your head giggling.

Kotaro Bokuto

It had been 2 weeks since bokuto had left for his training camp and you were really starting to miss him. You thought you had gotten used to him leaving every couple months for tournaments or training, but for some reason it was worse this time around. Thankfully he would be back tonight.

You could barely contain your excitement knowing you would see him in a couple hours. Deciding not to waste anymore time you went to shower and get ready for when he would be back. You pulled on your favourite outfit and ordered food from Bokuto’s favourite take out to have when he got home.

When you heard the car pull up you couldn’t stop yourself from running out the door to greet him. “Kotaro!” You yelled excitedly.

“Hey, hey, hey! Y/n!” He greeted you with his signature smile, dropping his bag and outstretching his arms for you to jump into. His strong arms wrapped under your thighs and your arms wrapped around his neck as you locked your lips to his. You were so happy to finally be in his arms again, cupping his face you kissed him hard. His grip on your thighs tightened as you deepened the kiss and you let out a little moan as he walked to the door with you on his hips. Feeling dizzy you released the kiss, your eyes clouded with lust.

“I missed you so much” you said looking him in the eyes before burying your head in the crook of his neck.

“I missed you too” he said, hugging you closer taking a deep breath. When you reached the porch he set you down, his hands still resting on your hips. Suddenly, he started smelling your hair, your neck, your shoulder.

“Kotaro, what are you doing?” You said giggling at his silly antics.

“Why do you smell like guys body wash?” he asked, pulling back to look at you with his puppy dog eyes, his hair beginning to droop slightly.

A small blush tinged your cheeks, “you don’t recognize it?” Kotaro’s head turned to the side in confusion “it’s your body wash, I was really missing you so I bought it to make it feel like you were nearby.” You said nervously as you confessed your secret.

“Ahhh!” you yelled in surprise as bokuto picked you up and placed you back on his hips. “Kotaro!?”

“You are too cute y/n.” He said kissing at your exposed collar bone as he walked you both to the bedroom.

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does    anyone    wanna    talk  .        like    if    you    crash    my    im    or     like    this     and    i’ll    crash    yours   ??        or    d / iscord .

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Tagged by: sent by a friend on Discord!

nicknames: Nick, Nickel, Nicholas Nickelby, Nickelback, Knickerbocker literally any name with Nick in it that my colleagues come up with LMAO

sign: Taurus☀️ Capricorn🌙 & ⬆️

height: 5'5

last thing i googled: "best trans masc romance novels"

song stuck in head: I've been looping Brutal Swing by Igorrr & Of Kali Ma Calibre by Diablo Swing Orchestra lately

dream job: artist/writer! I'm really into ceramics & getting into digital art

wearing: black house robe + slippers

favorite movies/shows: Hellraiser 1 + 2, Alien 1 + 2, Lawrence of Arabia, Only Lovers Left Alive, the IWTV show, John Wick, Blade Runner, House of 1000 Corpses {most Rob Zombie movies ngl}, & Chopping Mall

favorite song: too many to choose just one so I'll give a few bands! Murder By Death - top fave band. Love them to pieces. Igorrr - weird af but my hyperfocus/panic de-escalation {don't ask why idfk} music of choice. Shostakovich - self explanatory, Shostakovich slaps. Handel - again, self explanatory. Creature Feature - when I'm feeling like a weird creature. Rammstein - uhh who doesn't love Rammstein?

favorite instrument: I've played several, but my favorites are viola da gamba and cello

aesthetic: comfy goth? Is that a thing?

favorite author: can't pick just one! My fave genres are horror & romance {monster erotica lately} for sure, but some authors I love are Anne Rice, Iain Reid, Seanan McGuire/Mira Grant, Tolkien, T. Kingfisher, Rachel Harrison, Alisha Rai, Alyssa Cole, and Holly Black

random fun fact: my favorite scents are lavender/vanilla and peppermint/vanilla depending on my mood. Also rain/the smell just after a thunderstorm. And the smell of my pup's fur.

Tagging anyone who wants to do a thing {tag me if you do, I wanna see}!

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write up about asher duke margaret

About Asher: 

Twisted from the Duchess (Alice in Wonderland)

160cm

A first year Scarabia Student

Feisty af-

Mood swings a little-

Tsundere to everyone, but mostly to Deuce

Acts hostile to Yuu(ri) at first but soon got along with them rather quickly.

Riddle, Trey and Chenya’s childhood friend, sort of.

Same elementary school and onwards as Riddle and has a one sided rivalry with him, although Riddle has no idea what the fck is up with him-

very determine to “beat” him-

Riddle just sees him as a weird but adorable junior who at least knows how to abide to the rules.

From the Rose Kingdom.

Has a musical major, specifically in piano.

He still is quite frail, and can get easily tanned in the sun.

Apparently, he looked ugly back then, and got made fun of for looking funny, being short and weird. He wanted to be like Riddle because he thought they look quite similar, and worked super hard to be on his level.

Admires Deuce for wanting to be an honor student for his mother. While he just wanted to be one for the sake of “beating” Riddle, he also want to make his grandmother proud.

Lives with his grandmother, and has a caretaker look after her using the remaining piano contests prize money he won.

He worries what happens if he ran out though-

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My opinion on the sun signs at my work as a Cancer sun

1. Aquarius : is social af , like literally never shuts up lol, super helpful , dad vibes (dad jokes too) , says multiple times he’s an aquarius through out the week .

2. Scorpio : super kind( he take care of people’s belongings stuff like that ), social but still seems mysterious , funny af , gets bored quick , talk fast but quiet.

3. scorpio 2nd : strict! in his own world, the type that would help you without you asking, whiiiining, random trauma dump .

4. taurus : scary laugh , mood swings king , sex jokes , too social for his own good , will ask you 100 questions, cocky even tho he would never admit haha .

5. pisces : is a baby but act tough, talks back but funny af tho , too nice , manipulative! but in a good way (get us out of work earlier ) lmao.

6. scorpio 3rd : super closed off , very proud , is never at work somehow, sometimes nice .

7. taurus : mean but nice with me idk why , talks about his family 24/7 , aggressive tone , quite high self esteem.

8. virgo : this one just gives me weird vibes i could not explain why he’s nice but his energy :/// ( i love virgos so much but this one is eeek )