#these mfs are expensive

[ssongsboo]

so one of my cats is allowed to go outside and sometimes she brings home mice or little birds as a present but this time she brought home this random kitten????

where did she even find her and why does she have eyebrows 😭😭 but most importantly wHY did she just steal a random mamas baby

[millionsknives]

bait / hook / line / sinker

[oceanwithouthermoon]

kusuo saiki is the type of guy to walk into his crush's room and go "thats a nice tv. bet you got a really good deal on it." and think that thats flirting

[startorii]

[delulu-with-wandanat]

Y/n: *Casually watching a tiktok.*

*That 'why am I so obsessed with Techwear guy'*

Tiktok guy: -Maybe It's because it has so many hidden pockets?

Yelena: Pockets???

Y/n *Looks up*: Hmmm? Oh yeah, have you seen this jacket? It has a lot of cool features. It's water repellent, looks futuristic, has many pockets-

Yelena: POCKETS?!!! *Slams Natasha's credit card.* I'll take 5-

*Extra*

Natasha: WHO THE FUCK USED MY CREDIT CARD?!

[bungeepuppet]

i forget hisoka isnt like funny money rich he is RICH rich 💀 like in the 1999 he has his own private airship with a butler to serve him drinks. Rich

[syrupbitee]

their dinamic is messy but caring but idfa about you all at same time it makes me want to explode i want to see more of them siu pls

[sapphic-agent]

I can't believe people think Korra's the worst Avatar when Roku exists

[alevens]

it's Oda's character, if someone understands him it's him and it's truly not a big deal not at all. it was just for the sake of a repeating bit. BUT. but. i genuinely got angry every time Sanji said his All Blue was the mermaids/the mermaids cafe, like whatever he's a loser and a pervert and he doesn't know how to behave around women, but why does he have to make the All Blue feel like it doesn't actually mean that much to him???? i know it's not that serious, but they make a point of Sanji's dream being ridiculed his whole life, it's not until Zeff that he finds someone to relate to and connect, they share the same goddamn dream. what happened to the little boy who defended with his whole life his dream? where is the nineteen year old who visibly lights up when he's given the chance to talk about the All Blue's wonders?

[wainwrightjakobshammerlock]

your honor the old man is having a moment!

(pose by @adorkastock)

[yardsards]

the word "expat" is so annoying to me like. shhh you're just an immigrant who thinks that other immigrants are lesser than them

[rosetinted-escape]

Learning the drums ig??? Got my first practice rooms booked tomorrow, so we'll see how that goes.

I'm doing starlight and big freeze first. Got the ✨️ vibes ✨️ on my practice pad so hoping I don't completely embarrass myself.

[voltrixz]

OK maybe i will write a electroshocker fic rn...

[pleasedontcareaboutme]

The urge to spend a 100$ on merch before getting my paycheck is so strong. I might not survive soldiers

[lil-gingerbread-queen]

Seeing people (probably people who didn't vote and don't want to accept the blame they deserve) say that it's Kamala or the Democrats' fault if they lost, talking about what they should have done differently, is killing me. The other option was TRUMP, you shouldn't need to do shit to win against someone like him. The Democrats could have chosen a one-leg pigeon with the intelligence of Hei Hei from Moana as a candidate, and it would still be a better option than Trump.

You had the choice between stepping in some slime or some shit, and you are justifying stepping into shit with "Well, the slime was turquoise instead of fushia..." It's not the slime company the problem, it's the people who stepped in shit deliberately.

[vacantgodling]

customers are fucking SENDING ME