#these married motherfuckers

[beebopboom]

I will never get over the way Aziraphale says,

“Godfathers”

like bro stfu you wanna be married so fucking bad

(this includes Crowley, the mfer brought the idea up, as well)

[soupinaboot]

Do you think Batman ever just casually drops the most insane lore to people at random like it's nothing? Cause I do.

[cursedshrines]

it’s the way people hate criston for calling rhaenyra a “cunt” once (not good, but this man’s situation was unique and he otherwise respects women from what we have seen), and simultaneously think daemon is a feminist (he repeatedly called rhea “a bronze bitch”, murdered her in cold blood, groomed his niece, choked his pregnant niece, and fucked her immediately after the death of his second wife). criston’s loyalty and dedication to alicent has been all but unwavering both seasons, and daemon has spent the entirety of season two plotting against his wife (aka wife number three, aka the niece he groomed), and it took him, what, eight episodes to stand by her again? people really hate criston just because he was hurt about being used and his position being put in jeopardy (he said no. it doesn’t matter if we know that rhaenyra would ever tell anyone that they’ve slept together, he doesn’t know that). he has been loyal to alicent, loyal to her children (does daemon even remember his daughters’ names), loyal to their cause, while daemon seized the opportunity for power the first chance he got like a hungry dog. truly pathetic.

[likeastars]

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT THE GUY WHO HAS TREATED ADA THE BEST UP UNTIL NOW WAS FUCKING- ugh. Give me a second. *swallows a bit of vomit* ok ok. I'm good. no wait- blegh. ok. ahem. FUCKING MONTRESOR?????????

[sforzesco]

TRY AGAIN LATER

it's like. well. its several things.

(Plutarch's Crassus, trans. Warner)

and also this

(ibid.)

that compliment sounds like an insult, baby.

anyway, there's a fun kind of eroticism in being given everything, in taking things that aren't yours without any real consequence, in climbing towards becoming a Roman Alexander, only for one man to deny you, over and over and over again, at every turn. Sulla tried, Crassus did it better. who would put a butcher in their place? who else knows you well enough to do it? who else can match you step for step like this? doesn't it feel like a kind of intimacy, a kind of—

it's also about the 'even sulla kissed my sword/so you want me on my knees too?' innuendo was too good to pass up. that was actually the first line I wrote, I figured out the rest of this to justify making a comic with it

and finally! the sword line is referencing/playing off of Lucan's Pharsalia a little bit because it fucks hard

(Lucan's Pharsalia, trans. Jane Wilson Joyce)

EDIT: oh, and that's a public domain anatomical illustration of a heart. you know how it is with love and hate.

[calartscorner]

family bonding

[astralleywright]

when ashton leaned over to orym and said "oh god, they're a dark mirror of us in the future" i thought of you <3

LMAO... i like the nein i truly do but after years of people talking about how they're superior to the hells in every way it was very satisfying to have the hells' general reaction to them be oh wow. these people are losers.

[pantherxdrawz]

Back on the AA Textpost BS, but it’s TGAA this time

Yeah remember these posts? Here’s more but with TGAA characters this time

…Way too many of these include Herlock but hey Herlock is the living embodiment of dumb text posts so I can’t say much

I’ve got a lot more of these posts saved so, maybe part two (part four if counting the og AA ones)

And if nobody recognizes the flag that’s overlayed on Herlock on the second to last one, it’s the double demi flag if you’re curious, it’s cause of my hcs

[leupagus]

REAL. WEIRD. ABOUT. EACH. OTHER.

[risingchaos]

I rarely say this about straight couples in TV, but dear gOD LET THEM KISS FOR REAL.

[eloquentsisyphianturmoil]

Curufin’s wife as Lady Macbeth

[analligatorr]

my new d&d character

(and his husband~)

[lesson-in-ruthlessness]

would pay actual cash for someone to draw Grady in his outfit in the seat of eminence scene.

[splanana-bitz]

*scrolling through tumblr and sees immaculate, mouth-watering art*

"Wow!"

*it's of a toxic couple back when they were together/them being bitter exes in present time*

"Oh, these two aren't healthy in any way, shape, or form"

...

*likes it anyway*

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[xxxairheadedangelxxx]

CW;Drugs/SH mention

jecka has absolutely gotten nicole one of those ugly ass razorblade necklaces as a joke gift before. bedazzled and all cause she knows being overly sympathetic to nicole doesn't fuckin' work but pointing out how dumb it is definitely gives nicole pause every time. So thus a shitty cheap spencers razorblade necklace it is.

Of course nicole would groan and make some shitty joke about not stopping or using it to chop up percocet instead of going to science and dealing with jeremy but I think part of her would keep it tucked in her back pocket. The smallest reminder to her fucked up little brain that there is someone who might actually know Her and make actually genuinely care.

She will never EVER admit this stupid squishy fluffy shit out loud in a million years. But every once in a while Jecka has to carefully tuck it back into Nicole's pocket if it starts slipping out at school and it brings the smallest little smile to her face

[tosahobi-if]

speaking of ideal types, what are the ro's ideal types?

jinwol would say he doesn't have an "ideal type" if you asked him about it. he really tries to not think about romance in general because deep down his ideal type is the mc and admitting that opens up a can of worms he's not ready to deal with.

yul's ideal type is the mc.

iseul prefers older women, but i think she's ultimately attracted to kind people with strong morals. from a physical standpoint she also admires people with well-developed physiques! it's also partly why she doesn't recognize her attraction to the mc as "attraction" because they're definitely not a mysterious, kind-hearted muscular milf.

edit: adding onto this! iseul has also been viewed as a "hero" and treated like someone special from a very young age and that's shaped her perception on how her life should go; which ofc includes her views on romance and relationships, which are very idealistic.

??? is someone sane (optional)