#too haunted. your ghosts your dead your ancestors have escaped your family house buddy
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it's like. well. its several things.
(Plutarch's Crassus, trans. Warner)
and also this
(ibid.)
that compliment sounds like an insult, baby.
anyway, there's a fun kind of eroticism in being given everything, in taking things that aren't yours without any real consequence, in climbing towards becoming a Roman Alexander, only for one man to deny you, over and over and over again, at every turn. Sulla tried, Crassus did it better. who would put a butcher in their place? who else knows you well enough to do it? who else can match you step for step like this? doesn't it feel like a kind of intimacy, a kind of—
it's also about the 'even sulla kissed my sword/so you want me on my knees too?' innuendo was too good to pass up. that was actually the first line I wrote, I figured out the rest of this to justify making a comic with it
and finally! the sword line is referencing/playing off of Lucan's Pharsalia a little bit because it fucks hard
(Lucan's Pharsalia, trans. Jane Wilson Joyce)
EDIT: oh, and that's a public domain anatomical illustration of a heart. you know how it is with love and hate.
#marcus licinius crassus#gnaeus pompeius magnus#tris homines#komiks tag#roman republic tag#drawing tag#its about how many ways i can create situations where i have crassus call pompey a brat#the subtext going on here is that pompey and sulla are in the middle of their political falling out#and pompey is like. okay motherfucker. and crassus is something that sulla had under his hand#but uhhhhhh. its not going that well for pompey. because sulla got there first#and left his mark#dont worry tho pompey you'll get him in the end. your descendants are going to marry each other#and name two of their sons directly after both of you!! fucking wild. LOVE it#can't get much closer than that! altho pompey did try something when he married publius crassus' widow#crassus himself however holds true to his statement of 'no one is ever going to touch me ever again.'#he's like. not alive right either so it'd be hard to pin him down anyway#too haunted. your ghosts your dead your ancestors have escaped your family house buddy
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Celebrate Halloween time on Disney Plus. You can think of it as your own DIY “Disney’s Halloween Treat”
Halloweentown movie seties
Marnie discovers she is a witch and visits Halloween town while learning more about her powers
Hocus Pocus
The Sanderson sisters come back on Halloween night for revenge.
Mom’s got a date with a Vampire
Adam and his sister set up their mom on a date so they can sneak out. But they didn’t expect her date to be a vampire.
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Jack akellington daocovers Christmas and tries to take over.
Frankenweenie (movie & Short)
Victor loses his dog Sparky but brings him back to life with some
Girl Vs. Monster
The daughter of two monster hunters must take on a monster of her own.
The Simpsons
Treehouse of Horror episodes. Every season has an episode early in the season that parodies horror and other pop culture. Classic Halloween specials...at least the first few seasons for sure.
Big Hero 6
s1e22 Obaki Yashiki
Hiro visits a haunted house and keeps seeing Tacashi around the city.
So Weird
S2e07 Boo
On Halloween Fi finds the town they’re in filled with strange trick or treaters.
Suite Life of Zack and Cody
S1e19 Ghost of 613
Zack and Cody find out there is a legendary haunted room in the hotel.
Gravity Falls
S1e7 Summerween
Gravity Falls loves Halloween so much they celebrate it in summer as well.
Phil of the Future
S1e15 Halloween
Debbie is revealed to be an evil cyborg
Even Stevens
S2e11 A very scary story
Louis realizes the kids at school are turning into zombies without eyes.
Lizzie Maguire
S1e24 Night of the Day of the Dead
Kate disrespects Miranda’s artifacts from the Day of the Dead.
Boy Meets World
S2e6 Who’s Afraid of Cory Wolf
Cory goes through some changes and he thinks he may be becoming a werewolf.
Lilo & Stitch
S1e5 Spooky
It’s Halloween and an experiment turns people’s worst fears into a reality.
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A list of 6(7) episodes that all connect at the same Halloween event it was marketed as “Monstober Spooktacular Weekend”
Jessie
*S4e18 The Ghostest with the Mostest
Stuart warns the kids about a ghost named Abigail.
Girl meets World
S2e18 Girl meets world of terror 2
Riley and Maya meet a ghost!
I Didn't Do It
S2e18 The Bite Club
A fortune teller predicts bad luck for Logan.
K.C. Undercover
S1e24 All Howls Eve
KC dresses as a spy for Halloween to impress a new boy.
Best Friends Whenever
S1e9 Cyd and Shelby's Haunted Escape
Cyd and Shelby teleport to New York and get stuck in an escape room with Riley and Lucas.
Austin & Ally
S4e15 Scary Spirits & Spooky Stories
A trip to New York inspires three spooky stories
-Also part of the crossover event but on Netflix as of Sept. 2020
Liv and Maddie
S3e5 Haunt-A-Rooney
Liv and Joey travel to New York for Halloween
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I didn’t do it
S1e18 Next of Pumpkin
At the Holla!-ween fest, Garrett is stuck in a corn maze
Jessie
S2e1 The Whining
The kids go trick or treating while Jessie fights exhaustion
S3e1 Ghost Bummers
Jessie and the kids throw a Halloween party.
S323 The Runaway bride of Frankenstein
Jessie doesn’t know how to respond to Brooks’ proposal.
Best friends whenever
S2e6 Night of the were-diesel
Austin & Ally
S2e1 Costumes & courage
Jimmy Star asks Austin to perform at his annual Halloween costume party
S3e20 Horror stories and Halloween scares
Power outage leaves the friends locked in Sonic Boom over night.
Ultimate Spider-Man
S2e21 Blade
Spider-man fights alongside vampire hunter Blade to stop Dracula
S2e22 The Howling Commandos
Spider-man teams up with the howling commandoes to save his friends.
S3e10 Halloween night at the museum
Jessie and Spider-man team up to save Halloween.
S4e20 Strange Little Halloween
Trick-or-treaters begin turning into real monsters.
Phineas and Ferb
S1e9 One good scare ought to do it!
Isabella is inflicted with an extreme case of hiccups.
S1e 22 The Monster of Phineas- -Ferbstein!
The grandparents tell the boys about Ferb’s ancestor.
S3e14 That’s the spirit! /The curse of Candace
The kids encounter a strange boy who is convinced his house is haunted.
S4e18 Terrifying Tri-State Trilogy of Terror
In this Halloween episode, our characters, star in three terrifying tales.
S4e19 Drusselsteinoween/Face your Fear
When Doof inherits a castle, Vanessa moves her Halloween party.
S4e30 Night of the living pharmacists
Dr. Doof turns people of Danville into Doof-zombies
Wizards of Waverly Place
S3e2 Halloween
The wizards hire real ghost to keep the sub station the best haunted house.
Hannah Montana
S1e17 Torn between two Hannahs
Miley’s look alike cousin goes to the Hollywood Halloween party and tries to expose Hannah’s identity.
Kim Possible
S1e14 October 31st
When Kim lies about not wanting to go trick or treating with Ron there are some unexpected consequences.
That’s so Raven
S2e2 Don’t have a cow
Raven uses a spell book it make her costume better b it she ends up turning into a cow.
Proud Family
S2e2 A hero for Halloween
Penny eats some scary snax and gets super powers.
A.N.T. Farm
S1e14 Mutant Farm
S2e13 Mutant Farm 2
S3e12 Mutant Farm 3.0
Halloween themed episodes based on each seasons premiere.
Shake it Up
S2e5 Beam it up
Flynn thinks his neighbor is an alien
S3e25 Haunt it up
Flynn challenges Deuce and Ty to stay the night in a haunted house.
Kickin it
S1e12 Boo Gi Nights
On Halloween the Black Dragons are expected to wreak havoc.
S3e15 Temple of Doom
The gang host a Halloween party at the temple
Milo Murphy’s Law
S1e20 Milo Murphy's Halloween Scream-A-Torium!
Zack doesn’t think anything about Halloween can scare him anymore.
Star vs. the forces of Evil
S2e11 Hungry Larry
Star and Marco help Mr. Diaz create the scariest Haunted House on the block
The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad
The classic tale of Ichabod Crane and the headless horseman
Donald Duck
Trick or Treat
Donald plays a trick on his nephews but a witch helps them out.
Mickey Mouse
Lonesome Ghosts
Mickey, Donald, and Goofy run a ghost exterminating agency.
Goof Troop
S1e29 Hallow-Weenies
Pete and Goofy get captured by ghost so Max and PJ need to rescue them.
Duck Tales
S1e65 Ducky Horror Picture Show
A group of monsters rent Scrooge’s convention center for their meeting.
Mickey Mouse
S1e10 Ghoul Friend (2013)
S2e8 The Boiler Room (2014)
S2e19 Black or White (2015)
*The Scariest Story Ever: A Mickey Mouse Halloween Spooktacular (2017) (hopefully this will be added to Disney Plus soon)
Recess
S3e34 Terrifying tales of recess
Bitch tells the kids three scary Halloween stories
Recess: Taking the 5th grade
Spinelli believes she is too old for Halloween
Ravens Home
S1e11 The Baxtercism of Levi Grayson
Booker and Levi try to fool a ghost-hunting classmate.
S2e16 Switch-or-treat
Raven and Booker switch bodies on Halloween.
S3e10 Creepin’ it real
On Halloween, a spooky new neighbor moves in.
Sonny with a Chance
S2e18 A So Random Halloween special
Shaquille O’Neal hosts a Halloween special.
Good Luck Charlie
S2e12 Scary had a little lamb
Teddy and Ivy take Charlie trick or treating but an annoying kid ruins their night.
S3e16 Le Halloween
Teddy and Spencer celebrate their anniversary and Amy dresses as a kangaroo
S4e14 Fright Knight
Teddy and her friends decide to go Halloween caroling.
Stuck in the middle
S2e18 Stuck in a merry scary
Harley hopes to prank Rachel
Fish Hooks
S2e5 Halloween Haul
The gang go trick or treating outside the tanks.
Gargoyles
S2e7 Eye of the Beholder
The Gargoyles are able to go out on Halloween night. Meanwhile Fox becomes more of a wolf.
Twitches
Reunited twin girls discover they have powers.
Twitches too
When a new evil threat arrives, it’s up to the twitches to save Coventry.
Doug
S1e8 Doug’s Bloody buddy
On Halloween night rumors circulate that Skeeter is a vampire.
S3e6 Night of the living Dougs
Doug’s friends and family are too busy to help him make a Halloween costume
The Emperor’s New School
S1e20 The Yzma that stole Kuzcoween.
Yzma sets out to destroy the annual Kuzcoween holiday.
Honorable Mentions
Bizardvark
S1e12 Halloweenvark
S2e12 Halloweenvark: Part Boo
S3e7 Halloweenvark part 3: Mali-boo
Crash and Bernstein
S1e2 Scaredy Crash
S2e2 Health-o-ween
Mighty Med
S1e3 Frighty Med
S2e3 Liar, Liar
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#halloween#disney#disney plus#hocus pocus#halloween episode#monstober#disneys halloween treat#streaming#halloween tv
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