#these losers (affectionate)

[lilacgaby]

katsuki's who's love language is physical touch but you're pregnant so it's ten times better worse.

katsuki who always had his hand on you even before you got pregnant, always touching you in some way, he just liked feeling that you were there with him.

but, when you tell him you're pregnant? he goes crazy. now you can't even think of a time around him when you're not being held in some way.

he holds your stomach, your hand, he asks you to be close as he cooks for you (a special diet to keep the baby and you healthy), and if he can't touch you he wants you in his sights.

you're at work? send him a photo just for fun. going to the store? you can facetime him, it's just patrol. going out with your friends? text him updates frequently.

his days off are now spent lazing around the house, you in his arms the entire day. laying on the couch with you on his lap, watching something on the bed with his head in your lap, playing with your hair as you scroll on your phone.

you just give him so much cuteness agression. he becomes borderline clingy and even though he'd rather die than say it, he literally needs your attention bad.

he'll call you to ask why you're not answering your texts, pull down your phone to make you look at him, poke at you so you get annoyed and finally look over at him.

and when your baby is born? seems the clinging trait is genetic, now you have two losers hanging on to you as you just want to watch your show in peace.

[erabu-san]

Rizz fail

[cielle-b]

Gertrude and Gerry playing Smash bros Gertrude mains jigglypuff, Gerry mains Falco

[plutonicbees]

I've been totally fixated on the fact that gwen stays with hobie when she's not on spider-team missions so here's some fun notes

gwen says that hobie lets her crash in his universe- not "house" or "place" or "apartment", because hobie is homeless

she wears his chucks (how is she fitting into his shoes?) which is funny because hobie's original spider-punk costume included him wearing chucks, but in the movie he only wears boots

in the comics, the gwen stacy of earth-138 was, in hobie's words, "the greatest artist of [their] generation" who died a punk-rock legend, and hobie was/is a big fan of hers. gwen thinks his universe is cool and thinks it's extra cool that she's famous there, so his universe is probably something of a comfort place for her

gwen is apparently in his band (possibly his friend group which he calls the spider-band despite the fact that they're not actually a band and the others are not spideys), though gwen once rejected hobie's proposal of making an album together because his singing voice is awful (still, this was after they saved the world by playing punk rock together)

also, it's interesting to read "coming out as a superhero" as a queer allegory and it works in this situation as it parallels queer kids being kicked out of their homophobic homes and staying with friends in the aftermath

anyways. support the gwen and hobie besties agenda <3

[omnomnb]

my favourite part about this is that both of lucifer's hands are in the shot, and we can safely assume there isn't someone else taking the picture for him, so he must've deliberately put the camera on timer to catch him tossing his plushie in the air

i like to think he had to do it like ten times to get the perfect shot bc he thought it would amuse mc

[akascow]

wilsons wiki is so funny

whats that one phrase? sometimes a man hurts every woman in his life because his true soulmate is another man HAHA

[sandwichedbread]

i love it when people draw grian with glasses and as a watcher because of the implication that being an ocular abomination beyond all comprehension who’s entire purpose is to watch and observe doesnt negate your 3.00 vision imagine being omniscient but still unable to read a sign if placed at arms length what a nerd

[kolbalissh]

no fucking way this is real they were 100% playing strip poker what else is the explanation of having his whole tits out like that

[gerrysbadlydyedhair]

hot girls in your area who question the horrors' literacy skills

[anirritant]

pmd2 darkrai is funny to me why is he like that

[kedamo-nogetoffthetable]

Gonna throw them at a wall fr

[erabu-san]

CYNO'S QUEST SOON I AM SHAKING

i am so excited to learn more abt his past !! Here a little silly HC of how Cyrus (Cyno's adoptive dad) became the most dedicated mono-parent of Sumeru.

He is so moved because his friends said his haircut is lame, then Cyno just copied him 😔😔

"MY SON SAID MY HAIRCUT IS COOL STFU Y'ALL 🗣🗣"

ANYWAY. I hope we can also see Cyrus hihihihi ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

[loveandpeaceanddoughnuts]

loser!Reiner has no idea how to talk to you, and practices conversations in his head just to forget every line when you smile at him across the dining hall at dinner and just stares back wide-eyed

loser!Reiner has wet dreams about you and wakes up with a curse, heading to the showers to stand under ice-cold water and try to forget the way it felt to hold you that close (you don't have sex in the dream, just kiss but that's more than enough for his subconscious)

loser!Reiner begs Annie to swap with him when you get assigned as her sparring partner, but loses his nerve when practice starts and ends up on his ass immediately, staring up at you in a daze

loser!Reiner can't protest when you apologize and offer to walk him to the infirmary, and might even play up his weakness a little so he can lean on your shoulder on the way

loser!Reiner hasn't heard the last five minutes of your conversation because he's so distracted by the way the sunlight hits your hair, and the way your eyes crinkle when you're enthusiastic about something

loser!Reiner blushes fiercely when the medic tells him his heart is way too fast, asks if he's sick with anything, has to close his eyes and pretend you aren't there so he can breathe normally again

loser!Reiner who starts writing his wedding vows in his head when you kiss him on the cheek before heading back to your room, tell him to take care of himself, look back over your shoulder with a little wave

loser!Reiner who endures relentless teasing from Bertolt and Annie because he gets flustered beyond belief by any mention of you, but secretly likes it because it's an excuse to talk about you more

[jeonsupershy]

every group project

[redcallisto]

The Teal Mask in a nutshell

[turtleblogatlast]

One of my absolute favorite things about Rise is what unapologetically cringe loser fanboys the bros are. There is one braincell among them and it’s tossed around like a game of dodgeball because no one wants to be the one to have it. They’ve got broken moral compasses that only occasionally point in the right direction. Their luck is a roulette wheel of amazing and godawful. They all think they’re cooler than they are while simultaneously undervaluing parts of themselves that deserve recognition. I love them so much.