#these are wild

[silverstoneddd]

atp never beating the unserious allegations

[clownov]

Kuniyoshi Kaneko Alice Tights

[herstoriies]

So I played around with the new Bing AI art creator to make some daguerreotypes of Priscilla, and...

I am.

Flipping.

[The Baroness! Priscilla]

Rendered.

[Sister Sailor / Midshipman! Priscilla]

Speechless!!!

[therhythmafterthesummer]

Chris and pretty merch just dropped

https://x.com/lemonade_grrrl/status/1745495590761370026?s=46&t=5A2g0UQlAwBiFz0KBBqFXA

link

SKJDFHSKJHFSDJKAHAHAHAHHA

who's giving them these as a gag gift and why is it seungmin?????

[witchoil]

just discovered about 2k words and 48 separate prompts for potential ivar fics that i put together back during The Madness in 2021 this is like discovering plans for a feast you never cooked but still conceivably could one day

[probablyahumanbeing]

Things Ive heard people say at my school (the number 1 school in my city and state)

"He looks like Kanye West right?"

"Its coke zero, its healthy" quickly followed by "dont drink nine cans of soda in a day" (this was my chemistry teacher lol)

(talking about Lake Michigan) "Yeah, im gonna go and stay hydrated"

"Are prairie dogs in prairies?" ". . .yes" "oh. i did not know that"

"Mans got spaghettified"

"Help, i havent drinken water in two days" ". . .drinken?" "SHIT"

(talking about a lab report) "I think im gonna die, i didnt do it yet"

"shit" "thats a very tiny shit"

"Im just hear for shits and giggles" "well, i love your shits and giggles"

"The DOE is such a silly goose"

"He looks like the rabbit guy from Alice and Wonderland"

"Do you think if i jumped out the window i'll live?" "we're on the s i x t h floor"

"we're gonna do our weekly scream outside after school, you joining" "i have two essays due next week and a test tomorrow. you know im going"

Send help i dont know how much longer i can stay here

[firelorcl]

nobody’s dick is big when you think of how small we are in the universe

[andisupreme]

At the company retreat, one extremely drunk girl asked what my pronouns were. (Eventually, it took her a while to word the question.) After the whole conversation was done, she goes- "YEAHHH GURL, Get on with--with THY bad self! See what I did?? They/them/thy."

I was almost holding back tears from trying not to laugh as I told her yes that's great you nailed it honey. Thank you very much I am feeling the love.

Anyway I've been assigned Thee/Thine at Supportive Drunk Girl

[thestuffedalligator]

“Are you the witch who turned eleven princes into swans?”

The old woman stared at the figure on the front step of her cottage and considered her options. It was the kind of question usually backed up by a mob with meaningful torches, and the kind of question she tried to avoid.

Coming from a single dusty, tired housewife, it should’ve held no terrors.

“You a cop?”

The housewife twisted the hem of her apron. “No,” she muttered. “I’m a swan.”

A raven croaked somewhere in the woods. Wind whispered in the autumn leaves.

Then: “I think I can guess,” the old woman said slowly. “Husband stole your swan skin and forced you to marry him?”

A nod.

“And you can’t turn back into a swan until you find your skin again.”

A nod.

“But I reckon he’s hidden it, or burned it, or keeps it locked up so you can’t touch it.”

A tiny, miserable nod.

“And then you hear that old Granny Rothbart who lives out in the woods is really a batty old witch whose father taught her how to turn princes into swans,” the old woman sighed. “And you think, ‘Hey, stuff the old skin, I can just turn into a swan again this way.’

“But even if that was true – which I haven’t said if it is or if it isn’t – I’d say that I can only do it to make people miserable. I’m an awful person. I can’t do it out of the goodness of my heart. I have no goodness. I can’t use magic to make you feel better. I only wish I could.”

Another pause. “If I was a witch,” she added.

The housewife chewed the inside of her cheek. Then she drew herself up and, for the first time, looked the old woman in the eyes.

“Can you do it to make my husband miserable?”

The old woman considered her options. Then she pulled the wand out from the umbrella stand by the door. It was long, and silver, and a tiny glass swan with open wings stood perched on the tip.

“I can work with that,” said the witch.

[erros429]

roommate texted this to me……..

[sapphotash]

has anyone done this yet

(click for higher quality)

[varilien]

am i blanchin?

girl we blanchin!!

HI HIII happy birthday to everyone's favorite mystery twins!! how did they grow up so fast!!!!

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[decamarks]

Thinking of becoming a guy that thinks wolves are the most badass and aspirational animal, but about ants. Like wearing t-shirts about being loyal to my Queen and training to bench 5x my bodyweight. Studying ant warfare. Posting shit like this

[without-ado]

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