#these are the ones I remember
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datshitrandom · 8 days ago
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Darren Criss + THAT swallow
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yuureitheghost · 1 year ago
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One really specific main character type I like is the one where every other character is like "they're a monster, a psychopath of a sociopath, an absolute abomination, the biggest manipulator in history, a true master of mind games, we made a mistake, they shouldn't have been allowed here"
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skenpiel · 5 months ago
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had a dream that i got a million wishes. heres some highlights:
nobody has to work to pay off the debt of living
make myself into my spidersona
make swedens buildings taller so i can actually BE spiderman properly
make me and miles besties through interdimensional shenanigans
make the spot not an interdimensional threat so we can kiss. also through interdimensional shenanigans
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wtfastaroth · 2 years ago
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winx characters in: iconic things my friends once said
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layla: that dumb white
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*planning a party in a group chat*
Bloom: riven are you alive?
Riven: *sticker*
Musa: YOU SEE THE GUY DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO WRITE
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*stella created the group "unholy whores at 3 km away"*
Brandon: holy*
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Darcy: have you seen my hoodie?
Stormy: which one?
Darcy: the brown one with white designs
Stormy: *wearing the said hoodie* no I've never seen it in my life
Darcy: ...
Stormy: HEY THESE ARE MINE SOCKS???
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stormy wanting the test answer: PASS IT TO ME DARCY
Darcy with a teacher by her side to make sure she doesn't use psychic spells: HOW DO I PASS YOU BITCH
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lrndvs · 8 months ago
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compliments from girls go hard
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captainjonnitkessler · 9 months ago
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>Join a union
>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on
>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members
>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on
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morganbritton132 · 1 year ago
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No one tells you when you get a Big Serious Job™ how many fucking abbreviations you’ll be forced to learn.
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humming-fly · 3 months ago
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They seem like the kind of guys who would keep count
Bonus:
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saturnvs · 4 months ago
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wild horses
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vicholas · 6 months ago
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the funniest part of the jason x sex scene post is actually watching jason x and finding out that the sex scene was plot relevant because jason revives at the very same time they were having sex in the room next door and it's implied that jason could sense them having sex while he was cryogenically frozen and it pissed him so much (because he hates sex) that it revived him. if you removed it you would make the movie less funny.
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captainbee66 · 5 months ago
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I miss the era of the internet where everyone had an evil alter ego/character that would show up on their channel, just to be silly, that eventually got a lot of lore from the fandom for no reason. It was a simpler time.
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hoshikimiyo · 5 months ago
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MONTAGE: VARIOUS LOCATIONS. unused scenes from WICKED (2024).
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merry christmas
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gongyussy · 4 months ago
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deepthroating a gun without breaking eye contact...... he put his entire gongyussy into that | SQUID GAME 2
+ the video because the sound he makes when he puts the gun in his mouth? [redacted]
update: he improvised that. the man really said i'll go full slut.
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hinamie · 7 months ago
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trick or treat!
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chloesimaginationthings · 7 months ago
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Everyone loves FNAF music man.. even Michael
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