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Bruce, glaring at suspiciously silent Jason, while the entire family dinner is in chaos: Are you okay? You hadn't join your siblings in... (gestures at screaming kids and Alfred, who tries to deal with a random fire in the room) ...causing a chaos.
Jason, vigorously texting someone over the phone: Yeah, uh, I am kinda just live streaming all that happens here to my parents. That's funnier.
Bruce: Oh, okay.
Bruce, after a second: Wait, what?
Bruce, glaring in his phone: IS THAT TALIA AND HARVEY?
Meanwhile, in Jason's phone:
Groupchat: Better parents
Jason: lol, damian just jumped on tim.
Harvey aka. the contact named Dad 3: What about Alfie? Had he finally dealt with that fire in the room?
Talia aka. the contact named Mom 3: I hope my son wins. 💚
Jason: LOL FORGET EVERYTHING I JUST SAID BRUCE IS TWEAKING
Harvey and Talia at the same time: Yay
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they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore
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Added more to that wip
WHERE IS RATIO RERUN???
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well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.
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"The trannies should be able to piss in whatever toilet they want and change their bodies however they want. Why is it my business if some chick has a dick or a guy has a pie? I'm not a trannie or a fag so I don't care, just give 'em the medicine they need."
"This is an LGBT safe space. Of COURSE I fully support individuals who identify as transgender and their right to self-determination! I just think that transitioning is a very serious choice and should be heavily regulated. And there could be a lot of harm in exposing cis children to such topics, so we should be really careful about when it is appropriate to mention trans issues or have too much trans visibility."
One of the above statements is Problematic and the other is slightly annoying. If we disagree on which is which then working together for a better future is going to get really fucking difficult.
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usamericans, do you remember in the incredibles when syndrome made the robot go haywire just so he could swoop in and 'save the day'
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Dick, to the Titans: OK this is my little brother, everyone has to be so nice to him!
Jason, 6'4, built like a double fridge and holding a gun: Hey.
The Titans:
Years later.
Dick, to the Titans again: OK this is my even littler brother, everyone be super super nice to him!
Duke, 6'2, built like a linebacker and lit up like a glo stick: Yo.
The Titans:
Years after that.
Dick, again, to the Titans: OK this is my littlest baby brother, everyone has to be so sweet to him! He's a baby!
Damian, 18 and 6'0, made of pure muscle and holding a sword: Greetings.
The Titans: ...where are you finding these brothers.
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i really want to get a shrimp tattoo and i cannot get this one incredibly specific scenario out of my head
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