#these are the jokes

[iridescentttears]

bahahahahaa come on man, these are the jokes

[jesncin]

gotta admit, Clark's pretty fly for a white guy (I say and am immediately yanked off the stage by a giant vaudeville hook)

Clark's such a fly white guy, you'd think he flies occasionally. Flies like Superma- (hit by a tomato)

[loganslowdown4]

Patton: Logan, truth or dare?

Logan: Dare.

Patton: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.

Logan: *takes a deep breath and nods*

Logan: *walks up to Janus*

Janus: *smirks*

Logan: Excuse me. *pushes Janus aside and kisses Roman*

{everyone except Janus breaks into applause}

[oortbox]

I forgot I post here now. Enjoy some of my old comics!

[aramard]

person who realizes they're ace after saying things are "better than sex" one too many times

[dasenergi]

[twenty3thirteen]

FLAT // RENDER

[kamek]

macking pizza in the of in

[cheapbananas]

a big happy beginning of advent to ronald "mac" macdonald! enjoy your season of 'coming' my friend! you deserve it.

[titleknown]

>Playing Magic the Gathering >Play my card >It's The Tower (XVI) >MFW I am shot on sight

[switchbackhyperloop]

Vena cava, more like vena caca.

new organs coming out soon

medium intestine

gallkidneys

inferior vena cava

table of contents

semi-colon

die-r (opposite of liver)

pancreas 2 

[androdragynous]

being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like

[jesncin]

Every single Ben 10 alien is the gender of someone you can find on Tumblr

you could say every Ben 10 alien is a gender from,,,out of this world!!!

ba da bum psh

[vampiricbisexuality]

like to charge, reblog to cast <3

[oortbox]

A few more comics, this time featuring a few of my characters.