#these are npcs

[the-dragon-girl-27]

It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.

Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.

you are greeted by...... her

[dykeferatu]

i am once again saying that vampires have so much slapstick potential. they should be getting hit by cars and shot for laughs more often

[markodragic]

I dont think anything on this earth tickles me so hard as how busted white people look in the yakuza franchise

its so dhsjdjfjxjfjgk

[techolas-deck]

in the sworded valley, straight up “rolling it”. and by “it”, haha, well. lets just say. crit faileds

[triviacrossing]

In New Horizons, if the game can't load an NPC due to their referenced model name being invalid, or for other reasons, the game will instead load a naked, unnamed Bob in their place as a failsafe. This was likely a dummy NPC used for testing reasons.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Pomni and Gummigoo reunite in TADC!

[darc-la-farse]

JUNIOR YEAR!!! I BELIEVE IN YOU!!

[eliotbaum]

Widows.

Fiona Wachter/Lydia Petrovna from Curse of Strahd

[badgerclawsaresharp]

trifecta of brennan lee mulligan self-inserts in fantasy high junior year

[drivebypainter]

Pretty fish lady <3

[pokemon-npcs]

[billfrancois]

Worker from Pokémon Sword and Shield

[sweetmapple]

drew this so fast, Mohg-posting is no longer illegal. Long live Mohgwyn and his fruitiest surgeon

[almadash]

Final part of the NPC Tax theory because I had to get it out of my head

[seanflnnerty]

"So all cholesterol is good. Change is absolutely necessary. And whatever you said about hot lady summer, it sounded like you kind of had it figured out."

[skellagirl]

so I played through Origins again and there's this middle-aged man 🫣

Amrynn the Hero of Ferelden will smooch him, so help me God

why did they do him so fucking dirty in Trespasser anyway lol 😭 I'm half convinced he was originally meant to be an entirely different character and then last minute they were like, 'hey let's make him Teagan instead' but didn't change anything about his design. But it IS really funny when your Inquisitor rides up to the exalted council and looks up at him and he's just mean mugging the FUCK out of you