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farfromstrange · 2 years ago

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I love how my requests range from:

Can you deliver pain I WANT TO FEEL PAIN GIMME PAIN TEAR MY HEART OUT PLS 😩

To

I WANT MATT MURDOCK TO [redacted] [redacted] AND THEN [redacted] [redacted] WITH HIS [redacted] [redacted] UNTIL MY [redacted] [redacted] Please and thank you 🤗

You guys are so awesome LMAO

(And the fluffy ones make me blush and giggle and kick my feet, so thank you for that, too)

#matt murdock #matt murdock x reader #these are not the exact words #but i think you get it

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nostalgebraist · 1 year ago

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If Pikachu were real, it would not be a very pleasant animal. An enormous mouse that shocks you like an electric eel. I would run from these beasts

#i said this exact string of words to esther last night shortly before falling asleep #and then i thought ''that sounds like a tumblr shitpost''#and so here we are.

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pangur-and-grim · 7 months ago

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Belphie looks so handsome today

#Belphegor #I wonder if he’s ‘good’ by Devon Rex standards?#once at a cat show I showed an Oriental breeder a photo of pangur and she said ‘oh that cat is dogshit’#not in those exact words obviously #but that was the sentiment #ANYWAY I might be biased but I think my Belphie boy is a primo devon rex #he’d win every ribbon in the world

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kuronekoartsblog · 2 months ago

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When one of your parents has superhearing practicing a stealth mission (hide and seek) becomes hard

I’m finally back!! I’ve been out for at least 3 weeks since I had to finish my winter finals.

It wasn’t a fun time.

But I’m free now! :D and also I wanted to thank you for how well received my dc fanart has been 💕

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localrobosexual · 2 years ago

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literally fuck companies that don't want their employees to act "unprofessional" in front of customers. I'm at a five guys rn and the employees here are joking around calling orders back and forth to each other and saying things in weird voices and laughing with each other while they work. Someone just came in for their shift while I was waiting for my food and was greeted by the whole kitchen with a secret handshake lookin thing. It was so silly and cute I love seeing ppl have fun at work and I know my food's gonna be bomb bc the ppl there are having fun with each other. Let employees be people and friends and have fun what is the issue!!!!

#words of meg #i do the exact shit too with my coworkers #granted i don't work customer service but still #humans are fun and silly #let them be fun and silly

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arctasy · 3 months ago

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whenever i listen to pink pony club by chappell roan and she sings “i heard that there’s a special place” i see this physically flash before my eyes

#i know it’s not the exact words but STILL #og post #dsmp #lmanberg #dream smp

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uncanny-tranny · 9 months ago

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Not to keep body positivity posting, but this unironically cured all my body ails and I need everyone to see this, too

[Video Description: A Tik Tok posted originally by user trevor_wagner_

The video is captioned: My current body type is that you can tell I workout but you can also tell I don't say no when someone offers me a cookie

Trevor is sitting in a truck, and he lifts the sleeve of his shirt to flex his bicep. He then lifts his shirt by the hem to show off his stomach, which, where he then pats it. The song Half on a Stack by Three 6 Mafia is playing in the background. /End of Video Description]

#body positivity #body positive #described video #i had no words to say that this was my exact goals before seeing this #but apparently it's a well-copied meme format. however i completely love that #unironically kind of revolutionary to me!

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despazito · 2 months ago

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The word tuxedo for the men's outfit only cropped up in the late 1880s, were tuxedo cats just called irish marked before then?

#did you know the word tuxedo is likely derived from a corruption of an indigenous word #iirc the exact language and meaning are contested but it became a NY park called tuxedo #then some bitch wore a suit nearby and the rest is history

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morganbritton132 · 5 months ago

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Continuing on a bit from this post:

Tim, complaining about Bruce grounding him again: It doesn’t even make sense! It’s like everything I do is a problem now but I’m not doing anything different!

Kon, who thinks a grounding is when you get sent outside to do yard work: Have you tried digging a hole? Like a lot of holes.

Bart, whose punishments are typically doing chores without powers: Or raking leaves?

Cassie, who knows exactly why Tim keeps getting in trouble: … Does Bruce know you’re at Titan Tower?

Tim: No, why?

Cassie: No reason.

***Later that day***

Jason: Why is Tim digging a grave in the front yard?

Dick: He got grounded again.

Jason: So… is it for him or Bruce?

Dick: Not sure yet.

#Cassie realizing she’s the most normal one here and the gods talk to her #It’s unfortunate that Bruce and Tim are bad at communicating in the exact same way #This will not be resolved without someone interfering but almost everybody thinks it’s funnier to just watch #meanwhile: Alfred is about ten steps away from seeing what’s currently happening to his flowers #and Tim is one wrong word away from creating another fake uncle #tim drake #red robin #conner kent #superboy #impulse #bart allen #cassie sandsmark #wonder girl #batfam

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aspiringwarriorlibrarian · 2 years ago

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“LOL. You think your vote matters? ROFL and LOL.” Yes, I am aware my vote carries less and less relative power the more people I’m voting with, but unlike your glorious violent revolution, it actually exists.

#and yes those were the exact words they tagged it with #if I hadn’t seen it myself I wouldn’t believe it either #stunning praxis there top notch

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lazylittledragon · 1 month ago

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what if i broke all the bones in your legs actually

#ramble #please let this be a fucking joke #i cannot imagine being this out of touch #YEAH IT'S ALMOST LIKE ART TAKES FUCKING EFFORT AND THE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE DO ENJOY IT ACTUALLY #the phrase 'labour of love' exists for a reason #i sat and watched my grad film on repeat for days when it was done bc i was so proud that my hundreds of hours paid off #I DON'T MAKE ART TO SIT AND LOOK AT IT #I MAKE IT BECAUSE I PUT TIME AND LOVE INTO IT AND I GET TO LOOK AT IT AND BE LIKE I MADE THAT WITH MY HANDS!!! AND MY BRAIN #GOD FORBID YOU PUT A SECOND OF WORK INTO ANYTHING IN YOUR FUCKING LIFE ANYMORE YOU USELESS FUCK????#i'm so sorry i'm unreasonably mad about this #is it crazy for me to say that you should have to do some things in your life?????? god forbid you read your own emails #what are you DOING how fucking LAZY can you be????#and that is NOT a word i ever want to use but this is the DEFINITION of lazy #kids with adhd aren't lazy. tech bros wanting the exact same things that people have worked years for at the push of a button are lazy #i actually need to go and put my face in grass i'm so upset #thankfully. basically every musician who saw this shut it the fuck down and told him he was an idiot so that's nice

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lucabyte · 3 months ago

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something about marine biology and benefits

bonus:

#the character voice on this is loose because 1 its extremely quick and a joke and 2 i really like the word jackass sorry #worth a lot to remember that after the pressure is off they probably have the exact fucking same sense of humour lol #in stars and time spoilers #isat #isat fanart #isat spoilers #isat siffrin #isat loop #doodlebyte #not tagging this up the whole way bc its just a quick doodle lol thats why my panels r all wonky lmao #the heights r so inconsistent here babe it was all i could to wrack my brain and not destroy the 180 rule #anyway. loop: [wakes up from nonextance] oh okay . fuck this [walks into the ocean] oh come ONNNNNN

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torsamors · 10 months ago

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On Seatbelts and Sunsets - Hanif Abdurraqib

#hanif abdurraqib #julien baker #<- kinda #words #poetry #read this last night and cried the whole time <3 hanif youve done it again #but seriously i was thinking abt that exact julien baker song yesterday n listening to it when i came across this piece he wrote #around that very song....#anyway ms julien mr hanif thanks for writing those respectively but also maybe. be quiet #also i do feel a bit bad abt posting this part of it bc i think the full read that leads up to this makes it more beautiful #but well.

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pants-lint · 2 years ago

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Just had a Thought and now I'm curious. What's you guy's strangest comfort media? It doesn't have to be strange as in like creepy/fucked up/whatever, it can just be smthn a lil odd.

#Mine is a drum corps show from 2015 LMAO #Carolina Crown's “Inferno” to be exact lol #this was during my peak Band Kid years and also the height of my Divine Comedy fixaction so this just scratched SUCH a good itch #i would literally just watch this like 13 min long marching band show over and over #and try to figure out what parts of the music represented what parts of the poem #thank god i had other band friends i could just word vomit about this too at the time lol #every few months or so i'll fall back into it and reanalyze it a lil weirdo too lol #anyway 10/10 show would recommend if you like band stuff n dante LMAO

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 months ago

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Out of sight, out of - wait.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #granny wen #a-yuan #It's always fascinating how colours translate from the page to the screen.#It would probably surprise a lot of people to see what some of these comics actually look like in physical form.#My lighter colours takes about 3-4 washes before it shows up on scan which means it tends to ripple the page.#And my yellows and oranges are drastically different colours when scanned compared to the ink colour.#There's about 20 or so comics where everyone's hair is purple - because it scanned in the exact same colour as my light grey.#Wait my book is right here in front of me so I can...yeah...Comics 57-77 were indeed purple.#This is all to say - is it not fascinating how what we see is often not the full truth of what the subject truly is?#Is it not fascinating to open another episode that reminds us that despite everyone's claims they could totally spot the evil YLLZ-#-The man walks around among them for months as no more than a man haggling for deals like the rest.#It's almost as if he's just a person. It's almost as if none of us - no matter what we do are really anything more than just a person.#Your good acts will be overtaken by how other's interpret you in negative light.#Just as easily are people willing to forgive crueler actions if they hold you in high esteem.#But what's real? Is the page I hold the real version of this comic? Is it the one you look at?#Is the man known as Wuxian the most himself when he is alone or on the battlefield?#Perhaps he is and has always been a scared orphan boy lost in the market.#I think there is no good answer to any of these questions.#But I do know that panic rising in WWX as he frantically looks for A-yuan was for more than one boy.#To be human is to have layers around a delicate center. We only really grow around our wounds from childhood.#In other words; Donkey from Shrek would also probably call Wei Wuxian an onion. I'll see myself out now.

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justplaggin · 2 months ago

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lu guang, i'm sorry. save... them.

#HOW is this the exact visual representation of feeling your heart sink #poetic cinema in the worst and most perfect way possible yingdu arc ep 1 min 3:49 what have you DONE #no words #link click #linkclickedit #link click spoilers #shiguang daili ren #*gifs

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