#these are middle aged men!
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it’s the way house and wilson are literally addicted to each other for me
#neither of them do friendship normally#i mean!#they keep coming back#no matter what#nothing actually fully trashes their friendship#and then they go and die together l#literally they just cannot get away#they hang out all the time#harass each other at work#follow each other#drug each other#play pranks on each other#i mean it’s like an actual addiction#these are middle aged men!#it’s actually unhealthy but it works for their insane asses so#house is addicted to his puzzles and hates when cases are boring#he’s done once he figures out the answer and isn’t interested in anything beyond that#so the fact that he’s been stuck to wilson like glue for over a decade???#hilson
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Vulcan teen on Vulcan [tiktok] saying "I have just lost track of my father in the grocery store." The camera turns to show the viewers the grocery store in which almost every single older middle-aged man has a bowlcut and long robes. Camera turns back to show the teen's face which is expressionless and yet communicates all it needs to.
#vulcans#I don't think all Vulcans dress the same and headcanon that there's a buunch of different styles on Vulcan#BUT I DO think that older middle aged men flock together regardless of species#and that it's funny that Vulcan has like The Vulcan Hair[tm] - why'd they do that to themselves HEHEHE you're lucky your dad's telepathic#I really wanna see fashion subcultures for other plaaaanets in star trek#I wanna see Klingon Goth#I wanna see fashion styles specific to that species because of that species' culture#like how we have niche niche fashion trends#the other day I thought about it being Vulcan counterculture to do your makeup as if you've been crying#popular with teens but adults do NOT like it
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accidentally drew tallmen au again
#this fandom as a whole is kinda dead rn and the chilshi fandom is teeny tiny#so I have to draw these damned middle aged men myself. and by god I will#dungeon meshi#chilchuck tims#senshi of izganda#chilshi#meijack chils#flertom chils#puckpatti chils#modern au#tallman au#my art#comic
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Chucklefuck pt.2 + Bonus
#art tag#artists on tumblr#artwork#original art#art#chilchuck#chilchuk dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#digital art#dungeon meshi#middle aged men#silly little guy
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#scott summers#cyclops#cable#nathan summers#x men#x men 97#i want Scott to be a happy daddy with a grumpy middle age kid
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How did you get so cool Kim??
+shitposts
#disco elysium#disco elysium fanart#kim kitsuragi#trans#harry du bois#harrykim#kimharry#save me ki.m...#man i love middle aged men#digital art#my art#is it weird to simultaneously want to be kim and look like him and be in love with him at the same time#is that normal
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Potsnpicksweek 2024
Lunch: leftover from the restaurant 🥘 & homemade rice and ginger chicken stir fried in the office 🍱
#potsnpicksweek2024#chilshi#senshi#chilchuck#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#uhhh drawing fictional middle age men having a cute relationship is very therapeutic to me ok#my art
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Some things never change
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt leo#rottmnt mikey#rottmnt raph#future leo#future raph#future donnie#future mikey#doodle#it's my birthday and I get to draw these middle aged men happy cause they deserve it dangit
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#house md#hilson#james wilson#gregory house#oughhhhh the deeply deeply mentally unwell middle aged men in a severely dysfunctional relationship#i’m on the train home and i’ve tried posting this six times already whenever there’s a touch of 4g/5g in the scottish wilderness
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SLUTTIEST HORROR PODCAST PROTAGONIST
shirtless version and close ups under cut because I’m embarrassed
#can this be used as propaganda to get him out of last place in the best tiddies contest#also this IS mikonez’s fault they said I should draw fully rendered shirtless men more often and I WILL call them out for that#DONT listen to bubblegum bitch by marina ever it WILL make you want to draw middle aged men like this#artists on tumblr#digital art#malevolent#malevolent podcast#malevolent fanart#arthur lester#arthur malevolent#tw blood
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Perils of dating a dude with wings (AKA One day I made a really schmoopy drawing and simply couldn't leave it unruined.)
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#destiel fanart#destiel#destiel comics#destiel crack#très stupide#destiel and sam#deancas#winged!cas#yes I am still drawing these middled aged men in love forgive me your honor#just be the little spoon Dean
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It is Wednesday my dudes
#lmk fanart#lego monkie kid#digital art#art#fanart#character art#digital drawing#digital illustration#procreate#great sage equal to heaven#lmk sun wukong#sun wukong#monkey king#sun wuking x macaque#lmk macaque#lmk six eared macaque#six eared macaque#macaque#liu er mihou#the six eared macaque#shadowpeach#journey to the west#lmk season 4#gay middle aged men
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get picked up idiot
#im cringe but im free#kim kitsuragi#harry du bois#disco elysium#disco elysium fanart#harrykim#kimharry#middle aged men yaoi who cheered#artwork
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THE TWO OF THEM... im so yaoipoisoned. it’s joever
#across the spiderverse#peter b parker#miguel o'hara#WHATS THE SHIP NAME CALLED#when the when the#when the middle aged men :sob: and they're DADS#griff's doobles#OUAGHHHH dies
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"The Hobbit movies aren't accurate. The Hobbit's movies made the dwarves too hot"
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Shhhhhh.... shh
Look into my eyes right now and know I'm being so serious.
I. Don't. Care.
I don't care that it's basically Tolkien fan fiction. I'm under no delusion that it's accurate, I know the studio used the movies as a money grab insted of letting PJ do what he actually wanted. I KNOW. We *all* know.
I still don't care. It brings me joy.
#sincerely a lore master tired of defending herself#let me watch those two middle aged men fall in love on an epic Tolkien flavored quest#bagginshield#the hobbit#I'm elbow dropping the next person who complains#also dwarves are always hot you need better standards
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something babysitter!reader waiting for price to drive them home while he's on video call with one of his friends, the little one in his lap, tapping around on the screen; until it somehow does something to make the screen go weird. he chuckles and shows you, inevitably holding the camera right onto you for a moment and showing you before turning it back on him. all you hear from the phone now is a curious hum. "who's the lil' tulip on the couch?"
#all of the babysitter are very loosely based on irl#except this one#which happened exactly like this#only a middle aged man would do this#i <3 middle aged men#my life feels like a fucking fanfic sometimes#gothghostiie#babysitter!reader#dad!price#john price#John price x reader#price x reader#price#captain john price#captain price#captain john price x reader#captain price x reader#gaz x reader#ghost x reader#soap x reader#graves x reader#nikolai x reader#cod mw#cod mw2#cod mwii#call of duty#cod#cod mw3#cod mwiii
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