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God help us all they’re multiplying
#ahaha! I don’t really know how to tag this#I say I’ll post about them at a later date#these are lies#throws the blorbos at you and runs#doodles#oc doodles#undertale oc#art#procreate#procreate art#schlushiii oc#my ocs#my art
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I'm not at a tejano club.
I'm not daydreaming about taking/teaching that very yt man dancing to some cumbia or bachata.
My thirst is satiated.
#these are lies#alfred pennyworth#Alfred pennyworth gotham#Alfred pennyworth batman 2022#harvey dent#two face#bruce wayne#batman#bucky barnes#steve rogers#latin reader#latina thoughts#x latina reader#latina
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I’m a strong proponent of lying to get the help you need. I always try the truthful route first but if that gets me nowhere? Lying it is.
I think it’s important to respect other people’s time, wellbeing and money so I don’t do it in situations where I know I’m in the wrong, like if I want to get into a place just for fun and someone could get in trouble for letting me in wrongfully I’d rather not.
But sometimes people just don’t understand why something is important in your situation so you have to turn it into something they understand. When I lived in England I constantly lied about being pregnant so gas station employees would let me use their bathroom because for some reason they didn’t have public bathrooms.
Or when my doctor’s secretary couldn’t get it into her head that my stomach pains were very serious and concerning and insisted I couldn’t get an appointment this month so that evening I “found” a lump that I was pretty sure was nothing but it meant I had a reason to call her the next day and get a new appointment immediately and when the doctor told me the lump was harmless I could tell her what my real problem was and she immediately scheduled ALL the tests and examinations because she understood how concerning it was. I just had to get past the fucking secretary with a lie.
Fuck I even support that elderly man who lied about having four children who were stuck in a house during a flood but when the rescue team got there in a dinghy they realized it was four dogs. The guy knew he had to lie because he was too sick to help them himself (able bodied people in the area were able to save their own pets) and they wouldn’t have helped him if they knew it was “just dogs”. In the video the rescue team can be seen choking up and padding him on the back while he cries with his scared dogs in his arms. The team is clearly not mad because they can see how important the dogs are to him but I have no doubt he was right in thinking they wouldn’t have helped if he had told them the truth.
So do what ya gotta do and lie lie lie.
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I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishistic"
#have seen screenshot after screenshot of that video saying love lies bleeding is fetishizing lesbians and?? muscles??#i cant take this shit anymore#text#anyway stay horny!#concerning tags y'all!! bobbi is joking! sarcasm! joking!#(for the later reblogs with the added screenshots)#y'all are killing me with these notes though this was formatted to be like. a 30 note max rant post.
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#aurora borealis#the simpsons#current events#not my edit but was thinking abt this#came from the skinner never lies vid edit#anyways#ope rambles
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#spock#star trek#talk tag#introduce yourself as the guy that never lies = general vulcan political strategy since first contact
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The “oh I could definitely write this fanfic in under 5000 words and it really wouldn’t take me that long” voice in your head is actually the devil speaking
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Art by Yuming Li
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#flopswords#you really think someone would do that just go on the internet and tell lies?#definitely not my best work but#This Is Fake For The Love Of Fuck#I Made This#Quit Panicking About Your Data Getting Sold
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"tragedies: the love was there"
#alien stage#mizisua#ivantill#mizitill#ever makes art#okay i lied. i had one more alnst thought. NOW im done for real
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CEO of Magic caught liquidating shares in Mana Crypt and Jewelled Lotus mere days before bans were announced, SEC investigating.
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everyone sh. shutd up im cooking smthn
#genshin impact#venti#what am i cooking?? no idea#oh this isnt canon? dont care leave me alone#i remember thinking years ago how badass it would be to have to fight all the archons in reverse order once u get to celestia#like. not that they want to. but celestia or the heavenly principles control them not thru the gnosis but thru their thrones#dont. dont think about it too much i do NOT have enough brains to keep up with accurate lore details#i just want to see venti having lied about being the 'weakest' archon. that bitch has a fucking church theres no way. also gap moe is hhh#fitting to have your first major ally end up being a final-ish boss fight#zilly art
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TOM ELLIS Tell me Lies 2.05 "Evil, Ornery, Scandalous, and Evil"
#tom ellis#tomellisedit#tell me lies#tellmeliesedit#tvedit#actor#men#menedit#guys#🍑#holesrus#userviet#gifs#mine#*
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