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"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

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Man, I almost drank myself to death yesterday, I can't even remember my name, if only there was someone that could help me.

The the trustworthy and saint-like lieutenant:

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me: you literally have a disorder. this is symptoms

me: no perhaps my soul is rotten

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what’s happening with santa

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if looks could kill you'd be Jeff

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my "suicidal hermit" lifestyle has been largely detrimental to my emotional wellbeing

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When the damnation isn't eternal

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go white boy goooo

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You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?