#these are lITERALLY jsut off the top of my head

[brights-place]

My Inner demons X Chaotic S/O

A/N: To that one chic or guy or person! who requested these two dating a chaotic person I love you I jsut accidentally deleted your request! so here I am! 11:57pm tired af after an exam and writing Headcannons WHOOP WHOOP!

Pairings: Pierce X Reader, Rhys X Reader

Warnings: Swearing, Arson, You being chaotic!

Pierce

- Silent but deadly

- describes pierce very well

- but the fact that THE general pierce is dating an chaotic person it makes people question everything

- your relationship is black cat and orange cat! The sun and Moon, The sunshine and Sunshine Protector…

- he sometimes has to put you up in air jail.

- he feels like he's babysitting instead of being a boyfriend. - Pierce provides a calming soothing presence to your craziness. - You two may have separate opinions and be stubborn about it - He's an gentle Giant who cuddles you in secret but finds it hard to do that when your on the ROOF! - Like he stares at you with complete and utter confusion as the others either laugh or Rhys is telling Pierce to get you down from the roof since He's your partner - Air jail is a MUST! lifts you up and deadpans at how you flail in his muscular arms and he had scolded you for climbing the roof - He cups your face and checks if you have any scratches and bruises sighing in relief as he stares at you and pats your head - Pierce literally has to chase you around when - Pierce is the person who gets the least angry out of everybody from what Noi has said and also said the Pierce was the most gentle out of battle... - which you could agree on but dealing with you is an battle for him - Pierce is very tall so sometimes he will pick you up and put you on top of the shelf like how he deals with you in air jail - He is territorial since all daemos are over things they care about since he cares about you he makes sure to put you behind him whenever he feels threatened - if your an daemos like him he would know that it’s normal for ‘Rogue’ daemos to be wild and feral but you were... You were even more feral then rogue daemos

- Even if your an lower class he would cherish you and keep you away from all the problems with whatever crisis goes on well the best he could do - In dameos he is general pierce he has killed thousands but fucking hell you could appear in training and he would glance towards you nodding slightly - After he finishes and would walk over to you and bends down to you to pat your head but instead as you bite his hand to show your affection whihc he deadpans at and sighs before making you let go and kiss his cheek as other knights stare shocked at the scary general on battle having an partner - He generally does not outwardly express his feelings and only speaks when he needs to but with you he doesn't show expression in public but in private he can - I mean it's known he is an gentle giant off the battle field but its surprising to see it

- He freaked out quietly when he saw you about to go tackle an knight who took the last bit of your favorite food

- he had to grab you and pull you back and put you in air jail as you go feral in his arms as he walks off with you as Noi admires Pierce with Rhys and Leif staring in absolutely confusion - He has this sense when knowing your gonna do something idiotic he already had one when some of the others had joined but when he started dating you it had spiked up. - When you run down the hallway cackling with one of noi's daggers laughing like an maniac shouting 'Stab! Stab!’ like nifty from hazbin hotel. - Pierce knows when to sticks out his arm and make you stop midway from going to attack the flying bird as you stare at him with your eyes before clinging to him - Pierce is an quick learner like Rhys well not as good as Rhys but he can understand or even learn things faster than the other Daemos. - when he had to leave for his mission with Prince Asch to get more magic due to the magic crisis in daemos he just stared at you - Pierce stood in front of you as you stare up at him with your slitted pupils as he looks to the group and back to you before you hugged him tightly as he hugged you back as you placed an quick kiss on his lips as he returned it and patted your head before leaving

- To be honest many moons have passed and you still missed pierce but knew it was important for him to do this Mission

- When he returned later on after ‘years’ we know that one day in earth is like one week in daemos so when you saw him you couldn’t be happier you ran to him and hugged him before clinging to his back giggling happily

- Though he stared at you with an soft smile which was rare but you noticed that he sighed and hugged you before you too left to his room - You held onto him and peppered his face with kisses as he sighed in relaxation as you told him you missed him as he spoke "yes"

- Pierce had told you about his adventures and about his Idol socky the sock puppet and how he was and I quote 'I kin socky the sock puppet' you didn't understand those strange words so you stared at him - You smiled listening to his stories not causing chaos just missing your partner and glad his muscular arms around him

Rhys

- He needs an BREAK GIVE THIS MAN AN BREAK!!!

- Due to my Headcannons of them having an heightened sense of smell this dude will KNOW when you light something on fire, plan on doing any pranks or if he smells something toxic

- He’s like the mother of the group and since he has to keep the group under control having you around is calming but you are so chaotic it also adds him pressure.

- You know that meme where there’s one person holding leashes of one gremlin imagine that but with Rhys and the other daemos men.

- he loves you dearly and freaks out when you do something dumb

- he mainly tried to get you away from Lief since you two like to be chaotic dumbasses

- If your an human and he fell in love with you he would try to convince Asch not to use you as an source of life to fix the problem in daemos.

- which he succeeds in surprisingly.

- When needed to calm you down from doing something dumb he would try to soothe you which kind of works but when he looks away to go back to his studies your out of the room and climbing the pillars of their Magical home like place inside Ava’s walls.

- He likes to study and relax most of the time but when you come barging in out of nowhere and sit down in his little laboratory and study he knows that your gonna do something dumb.

- Though when he is stressed he likes to see your face out of nowhere

- He has a spray bottle and then spray it at you when you do something dumb

- Ava gave it to him as an gift.

- he mostly uses it on Asch but when your being EVEN MORE CHAOTIC he uses it

- he finds it funny when your face scrunches up and you hiss at him.

- He likes to teach you about daemos if your an human but he would try avoid talking about the so called ‘monster’ problem in daemos

- your chaotic energy mixed with his Is like the sun and moon relationship.

- An Snowy Owl and Orange Cat relationship technically

- though he hates when your being chaotic sometimes he likes to watch you pull some pranks on Asch secretly he laughs abit

- You know when you have to be serious so when you see him close to breaking down just relax him with some hugs and pepper his face with kisses

- He needs distractions most of the time due to being so hard working and you just being there to distract him is enough.

- if your an fellow daemos he would know that it’s normal for ‘Rogue’ daemos to be wild

- Even if your an lower class he would cherish you and keep you away from all the Drama with whatever crisis goes on.

- Lady Grandma is very fond of you and laughs whenever you do something dumb she says that you and Rhys made the perfect couple due to opposites attract.

- Though it is know daemos are territorial Rhys is especially territorial when it comes to you

- He would literally make sure that nothing and nobody knows about him dating you or the fact that someone even TRIES to touch you the only one who does know his relationship with an ‘Lower class’ daemos is Asch

- Asch May seem like he hates you but he enjoys watching you prank rahl for him.

- That’s how Rhys was shocked to see you and Asch laughing together

- He freaked out when he saw you about to poke an beast that was sleeping.

- he had to grab you and yell at you in an hushed tone while dragging you away.

- Him dating you It’s obvious he’s gonna be scolding you for being an chaotic dummy

- again if your an fellow daemos when he had to leave for his mission with Prince Asch to get more magic due to the magic crisis in daemos he told you and told you not to cause too much trouble.

- He has this sixth sense when knowing your gonna do something idiotic he already had one when Lief joined but when he started dating you it SPIKED

- To be honest many moons have passed and you still missed him

- When he returned later on after ‘years’ we know that one day in earth is like one week in daemos so when you saw him you couldn’t be happier

- Though the look in his eyes…

- you couldn’t help but frown.

- you didn’t cause chaos like always but you soothed him by just standing beside him and hugging him.

- you may be his chaotic lover but he wouldn’t trade you for the world you bring him peace and calm him down when needed too whenever your not being an chaotic dipshit.

- Rhys would hold onto you and relax in your arms, and oh how he missed you

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[lorre-verie]

❝ Waking Up with Jake ❞ ✧ ೃ༄

summary: gn! omaticayan! reader and Jake wake up one morning. that's it. literally. you guys do not make it out of the bed aside from a flashback but then again that’s not really getting out of bed is it?

word count and approx. reading time: 1.2k, 3-5 minutes?

pairings: jake sully x you

basically: - this takes after Jake Sully is permanently in his na’vi body, and you guys are mated - also tsu’tey is alive and the olo’eyktan cause we can’t have Jake leaving you too early in the morning for chief duties, can we? - oneshot - this is b4 the omaticaya move to highcamp cause I NEED the forest feelz for this (PRETEND IT NEVER BURNT DOWN USE YOUR IMAGINATION JSUT BE HAPPY.)

warnings: fluff, physical contact, nothing suggestive (I THINK???)

dictionary: 

oeyä tìyawn: my love yawne: beloved

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You feel the morning light shine warmly on your face, waking you up from your deep slumber. You open your eyes to the familiar sight and feeling of your home; the radiant forest of Pandora. You could hear the sounds of the creatures chittering and gliding around in the air above you. 

Taking a deep breath to wake yourself up, you were able to smell the scent of the bark and leaves of the trees surrounding you and your freshly woven hammock, made by you and your mate to commemorate your union before Eywa. Your mate, who had his hands wrapped tightly around your waist and his chin rested on top of your head. 

“Ma’Jake, it is time for us to rise.” you half-whispered, trying to sit up. But his arms would not budge. “Mmmpf. Just….5 more minutes, love.” Jake said in the language of the sky people. You groaned, slightly, still struggling to get out of his tight grasp. Him speaking his language reminded you of the time you both first met. 

It was pure coincidence; he had been stranded by Neytiri by accidentally saying something to offend her, and he ran the wrong direction while trying to catch up to her. You were collecting herbs for healing wounded warriors, and he stumbled upon you. “Hey!” he called towards you, seeing you scraping some bark off the trees and placing it into a pouch tied to your waist. 

You turned to him, and he stopped dead in his tracks. You looked stunning to him. You, on the other hand, were confused. This was the man from the Sky? What was he doing here all alone? “Isn’t Neytiri supposed to be with you?” you asked him, but he didn’t understand. “Neytiri? Neytiri uhm. She left me here.” he said, in a clumsy accent, trying to pull together words he learned from Neytiri beforehand. 

You shook your head, holding in a laugh as you walked towards him, lightly treading on the grass. You couldn’t understand him completely, but you got the gist of it. He froze as you approached him, heart beating fast at the way your smile changed your face entirely from stunning to absolutely captivating. 

You put your hands on his shoulders, checking his back and letting your eyes roam around his body to examine for any scratches, wounds or bruises. And for…other purposes. Needless to say, you were pleased with the result. His toned chest was unharmed, and his muscular arms were firm. And also unharmed. That’s why you were feeling his arm up. 

No other reason. 

You did a great job being subtle, Jake thinking that this was simply the Na’vi way of checking people for bruises. You looked up at him, looking into his eyes. You weren’t short, but this man was tall. The way he looked back at you, meeting your gaze, it was electrifying. You quickly looked to the side, turned around and started walking to the direction of the camp. You looked over your shoulder to see that he was still standing right where you left him. 

You gave him a side eye, and started remembering some of the english words that the healer from the sky, Grace, had taught you. “Come.” you called to him, and he snapped out of his trance. He quickly jogged towards you, and you led him back to camp.

Ever since that day, you had been seeing him more often. He taught you english and you taught him the na’vi language, helping Neytiri’s efforts to assist him in rolling his R’s correctly. Whether it be by meeting by pure chance in the middle of the woods, near the healers tent, him choosing to sit next to you during dinner or laying right next to you when you woke up, he had become a very important part of your life.

“Oeyä tìyawn. Wake up.” you urged, trying harder to get out of his grasp, but it seemed the more you struggled, the more complicated the situation got. He tangled his legs with yours, and you were able to feel his warm body against your back. 

You sighed, but then a devilish smirk creeped up onto your face. You had recalled him telling you that there was a certain part of the male human body that was more sensitive to others, and upon him tangling your legs together, it gave you the perfect opening. You kicked your leg back, hitting his crotch. 

“OGH!” he howled in pain, letting you go. You sat up triumphantly, and quickly tried to get away from your shared hammock. But as soon as you stood up, he grabbed your hand and pulled you down, and you let out a shocked scream. You now were laying on his chest, hands on either side of his head, staring into his yellow eyes. And he was staring into your eyes. 

He let out a smug smile, “Fall for me again?” he said in a husky voice. You rolled your eyes and was about to say something back to him, but he took the opportunity to take your stomach and pull it down onto his, but that was a mistake in his case. You heard his super fast heartbeat coming from his chest, and you slowly looked up at him, smiling. “Yawne, I think it is you who misses me.” 

He shut you up by tickling your sides, to the point where you couldn’t stop laughing. “Ma’Jake-” you let out in between laughs, “must get to our duties-” but he didn't give up. He wanted to make you pay for disturbing his wonderful period of resting with his mate. 

Eventually, he stopped. Now it was him who had you pinned to the hammock, looking up at him. He inched his face towards you and grinned, showing off his fangs. “I’ll let you go if you just apologise, babe.”

You frowned. “For what, ma’jake?” you inquired.

“For making me feel like this." he whispered. "All I can think about sometimes is you.” he says, face turning fully serious. He had hearts in his eyes as he gazed at you, taking in your form. 

You looked like a deity to him. He would worship you day and night if it meant he could spend the rest of his life with you like this, seeing your smile and your frowns, seeing you deep in thought and seeing you with the wind blowing your hair back as you rode happily on the back of your ikran, seeing you.

You were more radiant to him than any sight he could ever see on Pandora. 

Now there was barely any space left between you two. You put your hand on the back of his face and pushed him towards you, pressing his soft lips against yours. He closed his eyes, and you closed yours. You both relished in the feeling of each other, and you smiled against the kiss. 

He pulled away suddenly. You looked at him, wondering if you did something wrong. “Is there something wrong, love?”

“Yeah.” he says, and as you’re about to apologise, he presses a quick kiss to your forehead. “It’s the fact that I can’t get enough of you.” he smiles, pressing more kisses around your face as you laugh. 

Mornings like this were perfect, and you both wouldn’t spend it any other way.

∘°∘♡∘°∘

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MAN I wrote that in like what? An hour? Idk if I can even write fluff but like i hope you guys enjoyed it 💚 this is definitely not proofread so in case i made any mistakes or referred to the reader as a certain gender please feel free to lmk! have a wonderful day and thank you so much for reading to the end!  (ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈) ༉‧♡*.✧

[system-of-a-feather]

I'll take a turn on the DID-unrelated ramble train, but honestly, most American / English rap / hip-hop just... bores the fuck out of me. I like music - specifically rap and hiphop because I like it as a venue and means for expressing oneself and sharing life and it's experiences in a way that can be very personal / true and yet also extremely impersonal to share. It's a beautiful way to simultaneously be very vulnerable and real for the individual writing it and leaving it out for listeners to either accept or not - but at the same time when its being performed, it isn't like a friend telling you their shit for support, it doesn't even necessarily still present as the vent or expression it was originally made as - it is just A Song, representative of the time that it was made and written.

Personally, I think rap / hip-hop is one of the best mediums to do this because it is largely just spoken-word with a little more musical emphasis. Some have chorus-es and what not, but not all and those that do often use it more in a poetic sense with repetition than necessarily a "catchy main line" and its really great. I love it and its my favorite genre by a mile

But that is only when it is held to what I think to be the "proper" and "best nature of rap / hip-hop." And of course, this is my opinion, I don't genuinely think my opinion is the only "real" way to enjoy the genre, to each their own; but I am just not interested in rap / hip-hop in any other manner.

A lot of American / English rap has really devolved to loose its expressivity and its just.... egos, hedonism, and jsut marketable music that just really doesn't interest me. On top of that, a lot of them just don't even have that emotive and expressive and dynamic tone and attack to the rhythm that just lulls me to sleep and / or has me groaning.

This isn't to say Korean, Japanese, and Chinese rap (the ones I've looked most into) are all full of meaningful lyrics or anything - nor is it me saying that every track has to have that personal edge to it - but it is just so... emotionally bland in comparison. Even where there isn't any real emotion behind the lyrics a lot of Korean, Japanese, and Chinese rap deliver their lines with a lot more tone, energy, purpose, and emotion behind it.

Anyways, I need to get back into the old rap that we used to listen to in all languages. If any of yall have any good raps in any language that actually has an emotional backing and/or sound, I would love any recommendations.

Some recommendations off the top of my head:

English: NF, Ren (literally found him rn, below in Bonsus)

Korean: Song Gunhee, LeeHyunNim,

Japanese: Fake Type., Kazuo

Chinese: We used to listen to it but I don't remember any names since we were less into it

BONUS, I literally found this while trying to remember the name of LeeHyunNim and I just had a laugh over it being DID themed (I don't have a reason to suspect he has DID but I am listening to it the first time over and it was just unexpected

[cassyapper]

oooh how about these? ✨️ Out of the comments you’ve received on your fics, what are two or three of your favorites? 🥳 Why did you start writing fanfic? 🌻 How often do you read your own fics?

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OHHH THESE ARE REALLY GOOD QUESTIONS...THANK U SO MUCH FOR SENDING THESE IN I APPRECIATE IT SO MUCH DUDE <333

✨️ Out of the comments you’ve received on your fics, what are two or three of your favorites?

AUGH THIS ONE IS REALLY FUCKING HARD ACTUALLY cause literally every single comment i've ever gotten means so fucking much to me. just shit man like. time and energy are the most valuable resources a human has. so the fact someone used time and energy to read my fic in the first place, and then used even MORE of that time and energy to discuss with me about it? for my own fic? like. that's jsut. it's so insanely validating and just. it truly means so fucking much to me. so because of this every comment i've ever gotten like, has always stuck in my head i cant really let any of them go. and it's very hard to pick a favorite

however, particularly the ones that are like... "i have chronic pain issues and i see myself in ur kakyoin" def mean a lot to me as jsut, a whole "genre" of comment. because like, his portrayal there is frankly FOR them to see themselves in so im glad im like, doing it well enough so far. i hope to continue to do this. also as an extension of this it means a lot when comments mention liking how i write kakyoin cuase like, i really do, uh, worry about how he's coming across 😭 i know my 4yoin is a LOT sharper than many others and i know it can be kinda alienating tbh so like. im really glad people like, give it a chance. and then even like it on top of that. AND JSUT. last one but comments that like, dissect how i've set up jotaro and kakyoin. and like how they've both made mistakes here but they're still able to fix it if they jsut try. i really like those hehe like YES....YES.... U GET IT U GET WHAT IM PUTTING DOWN it's jsut so fun. UM BUT YEAH

🥳 Why did you start writing fanfic?

IT'S ACTUALLY UH, NOT THAT FUN OF A STORY 😭 my mom was/maybe still is idk, a "fandom mom" type of person so she got me into fanfiction way too young and i started writing fic as a result to kinda, idk, bond with her cause she also wrote fic. it didnt really work because my mom was into smut and well, obviously i wasnt writing that as a 7 year old. it didn't help that in the fandom we were in together, i didn't like her main ship at all. but it did get me into writing! it's been something i've engaged with since then and i've always loved it even if yknow 😭😭😭 weird origins

🌻 How often do you read your own fics?

TO BE HONEST....A LOT LMAO but it's usually when im dozing off and jsut need something to occupy my mind enough so that my thoughts can slow down into unconsciousness. but i do also jsut, read my stuff sometimes cause it's for MEEE so. lol <3

THANK U SO MUCH FOR ASKING DUDE AHH <333

[moonchildstyles]

Soooo… i was looking through the twitter someone send a link of🥸 and found this 🥸 amd i feel like this on is very gravity coded too 🫡

At first i was going to say prosecco because if the kissing but the whole video is giving off big uni vibes, like they gave a day off and been binging series but then got lost on eachother

Maybe they were cuddling in sweats and hoodies all cozy but shared a little kiss that turned into something more and now she has his hoodie folded up a bit and his sweats pulled down just enough to get him out, she is laying on him side basically cuddling him while giving the laziest sleepiest blowie ever and he is petting her hair and pulling her by her messy bun from time to time to share a kiss before gently turning her face to his cock again

And after he came him her mouth and she made sure to “show daddy, swallowed if all uh my sweetheart” *squish her cheeks and kiss* they got hot so they took of their clothes and started to lazily kiss like on the video until he got hard again, and it started slow with her on top and looooots of tongues lazily dancing on eachother but it ended with her front pushed against the mattress and his hand marked on her bum🥰-🐇

SGHFUOSHFUSFO IM SIHFUSOHFSUOH OKAY I JSUT AM NOT NORMAL RN BUT I WILL BE HSFPUOSHFUSIHF

okay so..........the kissing is so prosecco but youre so true with this concept im.......the soft cuddling that gets a little more serious arer some kissing until they’re just touching over their clothes and then hes got her head in his lap nad his pants down to his thighs and hes so sweet to her petting her hair back and using her bun to direct her a little:( AND PULLING HER UP TO GIVE HER A KISS:( A SLOPPY SOFT KISS :( before putting her face back in his lap again im literally foighdufhdu HSFUOSHFUSOH

and him squishing her cheeks and kissing her pout and asking if she swallowed everything im goigndhfosufhsuof and just getting soft and cuddly and lazy again until hes fitting her on his c*ck and helping her bounce on his lap while hes kissing and petting and touching her im gohsfpishfushf

im so normal rn I promise

[creativeroleplay-ads]

hi! looking for a my hero academia roleplay!! the literacy level is semiliterate or literate ig, like reading a page out of a book. i don’t have any triggers off the top of my head, but fair warning i do enjoy dark content.

id prefer it to be double-up or oc x oc, pls no canon x canon ships! im hoping i can expand on the lore of my ocs and im hoping i can also develop yours! id rather just stick to tumblr or twitter, and if you’d like my twitter dm me.

i’m fine with nsfw and i don’t usually type with this amount of errors im jsut tired, if you’d like me to switch using capital letters i will! also i’m fine if you spam me from time to time it’s honestly nice to know you care lol

if you’re interested pls just dm me! also im nineteen

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[lovingnekoma]

i’ve been meaning to do another 18+ & dc haikyuu/bnha/jjk blogs i love post but haven’t had the time so uhhhh here are some real quick (repetitive of my last post but i love these blogs ok bls let me love you) (but issokie if you don’t wanna let me lov you too that’s so valid you’re so valid)

reminder to read each blog’s dni/byf before you interact or follow!! everyone has different things they’re comfortable with, and all of these people should be respected!!!

MINORS DNI

@sugardaddykenma always my top rec for a blog. lin, i’d die for you. someone give her the fucking crown she deserves. not the burger king one, but also that. the funniest person on this hellsite and 100% one of my fav blogs ever.

@atsumuse once again, i present: mimi. a literal goddess. follow her so you, too, can have an insanely high laundry bill bc her writing will make you gush. <3

@samuslut literally so chill n so nice??? her writing makes me take fucking laps, it never misses and i could exist in her masterlists forever

@iwaasfairy if you wanted meian shugo content, fairy’s blog is the place. i constantly reread all her writing and she is the nicest person ever, i adore her.

@inarizahki sunny’s writing is so good??? the kita content fuels my whole existence and her vibes are immaculate. follow 4 good timez. her and her anons have fucking massive brains.

@aiiwa NONA MY BELOVED <33 her anime boyfriend scenarios make me scream into my pillow and she has the coolest themes ever and her writing her wRITING

@devilkou eden literally never fucking misses. i always resist mass liking/reblogging everything on her blog and she also has the cutest themes n masterlists ok just follow n adore her thats an order

@introloves i scream into the void everytime jax posts bc her writing?? fucking slaps so hard???? also such fun vibes n cute rainbow dividers. if you aren’t consistently reblogging her work, what’re you doing

@yourtamaki god-tier writing. i read one (1) drabble, read the dni/byf (do that. for everyone. yes thank u) and then followed i’m in lOVE. everytime ive been like i wanna read this specific thing, sunny has been 7 lightyears ahead and blessed this cesspool of a site.

@ringpop-poppy kneel for an icon!!! her brain!!! is gorgeous!!!! thirst posts that send me running to fill up my water bottle and just very great interactions w anons !!!

@keishinslove if you have not experienced the feeling of seeing carter on your dash and getting annihilated by her big fucking brain, you need to. her writing makes me slkfskjdfs <33 in best way

@sleepyrintaro ok rinnie is currently on hiatus but bls go check out her blog anyway. her headcanons are so so fucking good and she makes the cutest dividers and her vibe’s brilliant idk what more you need

[maxcomplainsaboutthings]

rewatching Hxh is such an experience. when i first started i remember just consuming it like i would any other media (i dont remember how old i was then, but i know it was pretty young). now that im such a different person vs who i was then its so weird rewatching it and looking back at things i thought were funny, attractive, or normal in the show is so... eugh. 

i havent seen anyone talk about this so im sorry if im just repeating old information. 

what is up with Gon??

i know, i know, probably the last person you thought i could have a problem with. and i dont! not really, at least. what im wanting to talk about is all the jokes surrounding him.

okay, so, were all aware of Hisoka. the creepy sadistic clown who has a thing for little kids. im not entirely sure how i should be phrasing this so im just gonna try and get everything out of my brain. sorry if it feels like im repeating myself, im trying not to. 

(disclaimer!! im not trying to cancel hxh or anything i just never see anything relating to gons experiences when it comes to this)

so while rewatching i kept on noticing just how many jokes there are about Gon being a victim of child abuse/groominig (maybe not the best word for it, but i hope what im trying to say is clear). 

just a few off the top of my head:

jokes with hisoka. the amount of jokes around him having some weird perverted  thing for gon (a twelve yo) is astonoshing. I alwasy thought it was weird that characters wont even comment about it (at least not a real comment, more like one making a joke about what a perv he is)

and i could maybe excuse it as it being ‘hes a pretty important character’, but idk. still grosses me out and the fact nobody says anything. especially when that one scene when (in greed island) when hisoka is looking at G+K’s butts and they make him walk in front. I dont remember who it was but one of the adults (i dont think it was bisky but it could have been) just thought ‘oo hes so scary and powerful and a perv’ and nothiing about him literally looking at little kids butts...

palm. oh my god. i thought it was bad with hisoka but for another adult to ‘like’ gon?? i could have excused it as like- ‘oh you know, it just is part of his character, hes not meant to be likeable!’ BUT NO!!!!! because theres ANOTHER ONE!!!  they could have so tottally written around it too. (just throwing out random ideas here) could have made it that she an older sister and gon reminded her of her deceased brother? or it could have that she wanted him to jsut hang out iwth her becaue she has no other freinds (and that she just disliked killua, thats why she didnt ask him). 

but a date????? and then what also made me annoyed was that nobody had a problem with it?? i know i know, killua, right? but his annoyance wasnt that she was an ADULT, it was that she would hurt gon because shes creepy. 

cougars. i dont even know if anyone remembers this scene, its around the same time theyre living with palm. G+K are working out i think and K asks if hes ever been on a date before. 

(not totally accurate quotes, jsut what im trying to remember)

‘sure i am! with aunt mito’ K is suprised at first, but then hes like ahh of course. then G starts talking about his other ‘dates’, all female boats would show up at whale island and, some of the older women (with a type for ‘younger men’ as he put it) would teach G (again, his words) ‘teach him all sorts of things’ in exchange for a tour from Gon.

AND LIKE?! HUH?!?!?! ADULTS??? WITH A KID? NOT ONLY THAT BUT GON IS TWELVE THEN SO HOW OLD WAS HE WHEN THAT HAPPENED???? killua is shocked and goes ‘just how expeirenced is this guy??’ again, nothing being like ‘huh. thats weird and not healthy’. i can brush this off as killua being a kid, though. 

there really isnt a point of this i just kind of needed a place to say this publicly because i literally havent seen anybody talking about this (but could be wrong)z

[taegyuun]

niki as boyfriend

genre: fluff

pairing: niki x reader

word count: 980+

contrary to what most people probably think

i think riki has a really good natural talent when it comes to relationships even tho youre probably his first for like everything

hes a tad awkward at the start but that’s a given he recently turned 15/16 so-

holds your hand all the time he finds it so comforting :((

he will also rub circles into the back of your hand when you’re nervous or when hes nervous stop i’m gonna implode

very cheeky and very teasing

“hey riki have you seen my phone anywhere?”

“oh idk i think you left it in your room” *says while holding the phone*

hes still obviously really young so that will also play into the relationship

doesn’t really know how to do a lot of things but like i said hes got that natural thing for it so he just kinda goes along with his gut feeling and it always works !

you’ll be standing in the kicten making some ramyeon or smth and he just comes up behind you and back hugs you :(( PLS HES SO CUTE

he’ll rest his head on your shoulder or at the top of your head i’m gonna cry

when you two are sleeping together he usually lays on your chest like i said in my cuddling hc

or he just buried his face in your neck

when hes like half awake half asleep

his brain tends to not catch up with his actions and he’ll sleepily litter kisses on your neck with 0 thoughts ❤️

and you’re just like €:&/3€81£|$}*[£~!?!]€:&2849/&1!;€ bc what the flip nishimura riki.

then his brain kinda catches up and hes slightly blushy but most of all hes SO proud of himself omg this kids ego SKYROCKETS.

so after that happened a few times he now does it whenever he feels like it or wants your attention

“y/n”

“i’m busy rn niki”

so he just pouts and huffs and then goes “you said that 20 mins ago i want attention” he literally has no shame and you’re just like “let me finish this and then we can do smth”

and mr. nishimura is not taking this as an answer so he pulls your chair back from your desk against your whines and complains and wraps his arms around your shoulders before burying his face in your neck

and then you go :€8-;!&-£{*{+[!~$]+}*] again

bc he starts to gently kiss your neck

literally just soft lil pecks up and down your skin bUT JESUSHEIWID his lips are always soft and warm and omg RIKI PLS

when he pulled away he had the cheekiest smile on his face and grabbed your hands and pulled you up just to take you to bed so he could nap with you

your dates will consist of photography walks and some sort of fun activities

probably the arcades and very competitive games of just dance

if you’re a dancer too he will NOT go easy on you

and if you’re not then he just might let you win but no promises 😳

he will very confidently grab your hand and lead you around, buying your a churro or smth idk whatever you wanted to eat

hes literally like a perfect boyfriend even tho hes still so young

guys learn from niki

i’m not saying he won’t be shy at all bc HE WILL.

when your second date comes to an end and hes walking you home hes kinda like 😳 bc is he meant to kiss you now? what if it’s too early? what if they don’t want to kiss me? and his mind is running wild

literally has no idea what to do when it comes to kisses at first but then hes like “oh shoot were here already” here being your house

and you’re just standing there like 👫 what now

instead of kissing your lips first he cups your face and presses a soft kiss onto your forehead, closing his eyes and all

I LOVE HIM SO KUCH OGMISFOAOKFAK

and you’re like FUCK THIS KID IS SO ADORABLE

and then you kinda grab his face and kiss him how cute

and obviously kisses back

from that moment hes like “hell yeah i can do this” and kinda got the hang of it himself

so after that second date hes still a tad shy when it comes to kisses but once he gets really comfy he’ll greet you with them or when saying goodbye or literally whenever he just wants a kiss

hes really spontaneous so like you’ll be watching tv or cleaning idk and hes like “hi y/n” and then kiss and then he walks off like nothing just happened

you’re always taken by surprise bc of him but it’s fun !! he keeps the relationship super fun and exciting

you literally never know what to expect from him except the fact that he will fall asleep almosy anywhere

has fallen asleep on you multiple times

specifically your lap

pls play with his hair

he loves it

will literally force you to play with it

he also likes getting back hugs too

will combust and get SO red if you back hug him out of nowhere

loves cuddling too

especially when he sleeps i mean apparently he hugs sunoo when sleeping so that 100% goes into your relationship too

cuddles you whenever he can

arguments rarely happen

and if they do they’re like very small little things that are very insignificant

they just happen from you being stressed about school or him being so exhausted from work

agter like 5 mins you both apologise and jsut cuddle to make it up

so in conclusion

niki is literally the best boyfriend you could have

hes a perfect mix of shy and adorable to spontaneous and charming

pls cherish this boy he deserves every single ounce of love on this planet

[jeonfiles]

better left unsaid - jjk

genre: angst, rebounds

pairings: jungkook x reader (ft. namjoon)

warnings: arguing, alcohol, profanity, break ups, light smut, use of drugs, jungkook is a fucking dick, jungkook has major attachment issues, toxic relationships, oc cries a lot, namjoon has a heart of gold, unrequited love

synopsis: you knew you shouldnt have given him that second chance, not the third or the fourth either. no matter how much you try he always slithers his way underneath your sheets, arms wrapped around you.

word count: 2.7k

music: into your arms, so it ends?, you will fade, thinkin bout you, julia, my insecurities not yours, fuck u, goodluck, my dear i will think of you

note: uhh ive never written a y/n fic so bare with me, if u listen to the music you’ll be able to feel the story a lot more so yeah if u have time u should, not proof read

Light coming through the cracks of the blinds, making you squint your eyes when the daylight beams into your eyes, head resting on the kitchen island Looking up, you saw the clock ticking on the wall, 11:32 am.

You had stayed up till 5 am, waiting for him to come home, but seemingly, he never did. Reaching for your phone, you saw 4 missed calls from the one and only,

Jeon Jungkook, saved in your phone as “Koo <3″, Rows of messages too, all from the same contact.

Koo <3 [05:34 am]

baby pkck me up pleseee

im so wsated

Koo <3 [06.46am]

dont be mad at me jsut pick me up

i dont knw hewere the fuck i am

i love you

Koo <3 [07:31 am]

i got a rde home i’ll be home by 12

i need to talk to someone frsit

im sorry if i woke ypu dont be worried

You took a few moments to collect your thoughts, but there wasn’t much to collect. This whole thing, was a routine by now.

Standing up to make yourself a cup of coffee, you could literally not feel your own backside, you were so sore from the barstool you had been sitting on all night, and it made you groan in pain.

Two coffee cups right beside the kitchen sink, which you couldn’t bring yourself to clean up, because it was from the last time you had coffee together, which was 2 weeks ago.

The inside of the cup had a coffee crust at the top, and both your lip tint marks on the outside.

When you finish your cup of coffee while watching a bad telenovela, you go sit in your favorite chair and pull out a few books from the backpack hanging on the chair next to you, getting ready to get some studying done.

For a few seconds you imagine Jungkook hanging over your shoulder laughing at the way you write your A-s and R-s, or the way you always sign your homework at the bottom of the page.

And when you open them, there’s no one there. The only sound is from the refrigerator, making refrigerator noises.

You had met Jungkook 3 years ago, when you were at college orientation, senior year of high school. He also wanted to attend Yonsei, just like you.

And when he whispered to you about how bored he was, you couldn’t help but giggle, and then you got yelled at.

It was worth it though, because everyone was jealous of you afterwards,the  Jeon Jungkook had talked to you.

Jungkook was an all-rounder as they called it; great physique, intelligent, charismatic and great at sports.

And god, he had a beautiful face, and such a filthy mouth, and it didn’t go long before you gave in to his seductive ways and slept with him. The morning after, he wasn’t in bed with you, and your heart sank.

Luckily, he was in the kitchen making you breakfast.

It was all bliss from there, showering you with love, gifts and kisses for two years, and you even ended up moving in together.

And now? You barely remember what he sounds like, smells like and is like.

A distant memory, just as distant as him.

Your train of thought was suddenly interrupted as you heard 3 knocks on your door. The exact same way he had always knocked when he had forgotten (or lost) his keys.

And even though you should have let him suffer a little, you rushed to the door to open it, and in front of you, was your biggest nightmare.

It was your love, crying his eyes out, bleeding from one of many cuts on his face, looking nearly dead. He collapsed into your arms, and you could only utter a few words, along the lines of:

“How could you do this to us?”

As he was laying curled up in a ball on the couch, face plastered up, ice bag on his knee, wrapped up in a blanket, you realized. this was your que to cry.

So, you did. You cried in silence, sitting across the room from him. You weren’t mad at him for coming home late, or getting in another fight, probably the 5th just these past months, you had gotten used to that by now.

There was a whole other reason that made you cry.

He smelled like Victorias Secret Bombshell, you recognized the scent because it used to be your favorite,  however, now you’ve moved onto something less sweet, and more elegant, like Caroline Herrera.

He smelled like someone who wasn’t you, his girlfriend.

He smelled like another girl.

It didn’t hurt as much as you thought it would. Maybe because the Jungkook that had come home to you that morning wasn’t your Jungkook.

Your Jungkook was varsity jackets, star of the american football team (which your school was known for), selfless and humorous, and he would always take care of you.

Your Jungkook was not ungroomed hair, cigarettes and worsening grades. He was not cold and lifeless, and he would never make you cry.

Despite this, you were carding your fingers though his hair, thumb wiping away the blood on his lips while he was sound asleep as you slowly fell asleep next to him.

Maybe it was time to let him go. 

Maybe.

You woke a few hours later from your phone vibrating.

Kim Namjoon (school) [07:01 pm]

Hey Y/N! Have you started working on the statistics assignment?

If you haven’t, would you be interested in meeting at the library tomorrow? You’re really smart and i’m kinda struggling ://

You [07:03 pm]

i finished it yesterday, but if you buy me coffee i’ll come help you hehe

Kim Namjoon (school) [07:04 pm]

You’re the best, I’ll bring you a machiatto!! :D

Maybe it would be nice for you to get out of the house, even though you hate the thought of it, and you would much rather just swim in your own sorrow.

But you did go out the next day, and you helped Namjoon get a decent grade, enough to pass with good margines, he thanked you by taking you out for ramen at a convenial store not too far away.

You thanked him for the ramen with a trip to the museum, and he thanked you for the museum trip with a picnic in the park at night, which led you to crying over Jungkook in his embrace, telling him every single little detail.

He made you realize it was time to let Jungkook go and make room for new people to enter your life.

You went home that night, and you found Jungkook passed out on the couch, and you could genuienly feel your chest tighten. Soft features which stood out under the moonlight glow, disheveled brown locks which hung down in his eyes.

He was gorgeous, until you saw the credit card on the table next to three bottles of soju and an empty beer can on the floor. And you knew what he had used the credit card for, though you didn’t want to say it out loud.

You cleaned everything up, and you threw the residue of the white powder right in the trash can, and you recycled his bottles and cans before finally, nudging him to wake up.

“Jungkook, wake up.” You spat coldly, or at least you attempted to.

He groaned, rubbing his eyes before opening his eyes, and s huge smile on his face. “Y/N, you’re home!” He reached to kiss you, but you backed away.

“Y/N?” Jungkook questioned, he didn’t quite understand what your intentions were.

“Don’t try anything Jungkook. This was your last chance, and you fucked it up, again.” The room turned ice cold. “I’m getting you help Jungkook, you need help. And then...”

He understood what kind of help you meant, and since he had now sobered up, he agreed, nodding. “And then...?” 

“And then.” Your words were ludged in your throat. “And then I’m leaving you.”

His whole face dropped, smile turned into the frowniest frown you had ever seen, and it was all silent before his lower lip starts trembling, and his eyes start turning glassy.

“It’s alright. Sorry for burdening you.” Was all he could say before tears rushed down his cheeks, and he started shaking.

So you did what you always had done, and you wrapped your arms around him, head resting on your chest as he sobbed.

“Is there anyone else?” he cried out before another wave of sobs hit him.

This exact question made your stomach hurt, and your throat burn. You really had no idea.

Or you did, but you didn’t want to.

You loved Jungkook so much, but you couldn’t be with him in this state. So you did what every rational person would do in this situation.

“Yeah.”

You lied.

“Oh ok. I don’t have the right to be mad do I?”

You shake your head no.

“I love you Y/N. I’m sorry I’m so messed up.”

“It’s ok.” was all he said before he fell asleep in your arms again.

That night you slither your way out of his embrace and you pack your suitcase in the dark, bringing all your essentials, trying to be as quiet as possible so you didn’t wake Jungkook.

Packing enough for two weeks or so, you make the bed and leave your t-shirt “accidentally” in the bathroom, and you make sure all his clothes are folded, and then you sort his pencil case, throwing out old pens and worn out erasers.

You leave a grocery list on the counter, and you tuck him in good under the blankets after you took his jeans and socks off so he could sleep comfortably.

You placed his vitamins and medicine by the refrigerator so he’ll see it when he goes to grab something to eat. 

Puffed up pillows, a pair of sweatpants, t-shirt and underwear is now placed neatly on his bed. Then you walk into the kitchen again, and you see Jungkook still sound asleep, sniffling a little still.

There’s one last thing, and it makes you cry. It makes you sob so loud you cover your mouth and muffle the sound you make. Sinking to the floor, your whole body is in contact with the cold tiles.

Only a year ago you could never imagine yourself even shedding a single tear over something as small as this, but here you were, on the edge of a panic attack.

Two worn out, matching couple mugs still placed by the counter. one if the first things you two had bought together, as well as the necklace hanging around your neck.

Finally, you stopped crying and started cleaning the mugs, lip trembling as you dried them and placed them in the back of the cabinet.

You unhooked your necklace and laid it down on the counter, and the biggest lump formed in your throat.

Actually, there’s a little detail you forget. 

You kiss Jungkook on the forehead and leave a note on the coffee table.

“Dear Jungkook,

If you want to make this up to me (this does not mean a new chance!!) you call the number at the bottom of the page. No matter what happens, I’ll always have room for you in my heart. You even have your own little VIP lobby in there. And - if it’s urgent, call. I still care for you, and I always have. You were the best boyfriend I’ve had, but good things always come to and end, don’t they? Anyways, I’m tired so this letter fucking sucks, but deep down you know how much I love you. Remember to get groceries, shower, get fresh air and study. If I forgot something you can keep it, as long as you call the number and tell them you’re my friend. They’ll help you love. Try and get a part time job too, your student loan and your dad’s money won’t last forever. Good luck Koo. Hwaiting!!

-L/N Y/N <33″

You cringe when you think of the letter’s contents, before you roll out your suitcase out of the front door, whispering a faint “Goodnight Love.” as you close and lock the door behind you.

Standing by the elevator, you cry again. This time, louder, but you still reach for your phone and type out a text to the newly edited contact in your phone.

You [02:13 am]

coming outside now, im a crying mess and im super cold, is your car heated?

sorry for making you wait btw :((

Joonie <3 [02:13 am]

dont worry about the crying part, i’ll hold you. and yeah car is heated, so waiting here wasnt all that bad. you ready for this?

You  [02:14 am]

i have no idea but i cant stay here any longer and i trust you sooo

lets start our new chapter. eh?

4 months later...

He had been good to you, great even.

You had been on expensive dates, picnics, had heart to heart conversations, and he’d been so understanding.

Today, it was your 2 month anniversary, and he had asked you on a magnificent date, which he had planned every second of.

At the end of the day, you told him how you don’t love him. He said it was alright. Namjoon loved you, so much, yet he understood you needed time.

You went to sleep that day, warm in Namjoon’s embrace, wondering how Jungkook was doing. 

You felt bad, but you missed Jungkook.

You were both with someone new now, and you knew he was in good hands with someone stable enough to care for him.

Before your eyes closed shut, you shed a few quiet tears and hoped that you’d fall in love with Namjoon soon, and deep down you knew you would.

[hmspogue]

Outer Banks season 2 Official Trailer shot-by-shot rundown

A comprehensive post where I scream about analyze the entire trailer frame by frame for clues, theories, and plot. Just my own opinions and general tin foil-hatting

These are screenshots from Netflix’s trailer for Outer Banks season 2. I do not claim or own any of these.

note: this post is tagged as a long post if you wish to avoid having to scroll until your thumbs break.

“My old man used to tell me, ‘it’s best to never say you’ve hit rock bottom’.”

(Putting all of these shots together since they’re scenes we already know but-) Holy shit, okay let’s just....start off like this I guess, damn.

“'Trust me’, he said...”

Kiara looking back and forth between the boys like this really just feeds the headcanon I have that her form of grief this season is going to be her trying to hold it together for their sakes (and eventually just snapping).

JJ just looks fucking furious someone give these kids a hug? I already know this scene is going to ruin me.

“You can always go...”

JJ back working at the hotel. He looks literally so angry again in this scene I could see him self destructing at work and losing his job? (Please do not be isolating yourself you beautiful son of a bitch even though I know you’re going to).

Pope in the Twinkie (costuming wise they all are in warmer looking clothes for some of the shots, so just confirming it’s a little bit into the school year when this all takes place).

“Lower”

Big John was real big into pep talks, I see. (seriously can you imagine Big John having this conversation with like 8 year old John B after he fucking dropped his ice cream cone or some shit I shouldn’t be laughing).

I’m just-

These poor kids, I wanna know how the police all the way down in the Bahama’s knew about them?

Their calves....

“RUN!”

Are going to be so fucking jacked by the end of this season I stg.

Fuck you.

“The gold from the Royal Merchant....it’s here.”

For a while, I had thought that maybe they didn’t even make it to the Bahama’s at the front of the season and ended there (because everyone had been filming in there). But I guess they’re going to be making two trips.

If I were a bird from this POV I’d shit right on that house no questions asked.

oooooh ho hokay. Just so we’re clear. Ward Cameron not only get away with murder and about two dozen other felonies, but-

“Half a billion.”

HE STILL FINDS THE GOLD IN THE CRAIN HOUSE AND GETS TO KEEP IT?

Not the polo with the snap back, I just know this man has a playlist called Sad Boi Hours that is just Juice WRLD’s top 5 songs on Spotify and he tells his friends they wouldn’t know the underground artists he listens to.

Sh, you have lost screaming privileges. Go inside and take a nap maybe.

“John B, we are fugitives in a foreign country.”

So, previously, I was talking about how I was confused how they would still be trying to find him is everyone thought he was dead, but here the wanted poster clearly says “presumed lost at sea”. I think that will be interesting to see how the Pogues all interpret that. 

Especially because they already had a memorial for John B and everything, I wonder if there will be any part of the Pogues holding out hope that they both could still be out there OUCH.

I’m going to circle back to this, but it looks like John B and Sarah are going to get separated for a little while in this man hunt, I could see my idiot himbo son trying to sacrifice himself so Sarah can get away but in reality just....stranding her.

“Promise me you won’t do anything stupid?”

Oh, sweetie....

“Well, Sarah Cameron, I do stupid things all the time without realizing it.”

The volume of his self awareness is astronomical. sir, that is your whole character summed up in your own words.

GOD, IT’S ME AGAIN. PLEASE LET THEM LEAN INTO COMPLETE HIMBO JOHN B THIS SEASON I’LL DO ANYTHING-

nyyooooOOOOOOOOOOOOM-

“Hold on!”

The complete abject terror I would feel having John Booker Routledge driving get-away and then saying the words “Hold on” while reaching fro the gear shift? The english language fails me. 

Sarah, bestie, I’m so sorry.

I just wanna know-

what the plan or objective was in this situation. What was the reason for being this dramatic.

Rest in piss, bozo <3

“Ward’s still out there...”

Okay, same conversation they were having as before. I wonder what makes them decide they need to get back to the OBX for this tho.

“I can clear my name. This can all be over in one shot.”

It looks like Topper watching this but way more concerningly, correct me if I’m wrong but this 100% looks like....John B gets caught. And the DEATH PENALTY?! He did have a mug shot for the fliers in s1 and the one above but he was never brought in? Plus he just looks super dirty and dishevled in this one so I-

Jail break anyone?

I also still want to know if they’re going to go with a Topper redemption arc this season. like, does he know more than he should just from being around Rafe and his big fat mouth? Is he going to help out the Pogues even if it’s just for Sarah?

This shot just suddenly made me really sad. The thought of this all started because Big John left one last thing for his son to find, his literal life’s work. And when it all started, it was just a fun adventure John B and his best friends were going on together and having fun with. Then it all got dragged to absolute shit and turned into what it did, including the remaining 3 Pogues thinking that this treasure hunt took their two best friends away from them. And it’s nothing like Big John intended it to be.

Why my eyes wet?

Now we’re edging into what I was talking about earlier with John B and Sarah getting separated.

“If you think there is anything I wouldn’t do...”

Once again, John B is no where to be found. Also, just in case y’all didn’t already know or forgot Ward is an actual psychopath.

I believe this one of the new character, played by Jontavious Johnson (Stubbs). Based on the voice over it lowkey sounds like they’re implying Ward maybe hired Stubbs and Cleo to find and bring Sarah back. My theory would be I bet they do go to retrieve her, but she somehow convinces them that it would be more beneficial for them in the end to be on the Pogue’s side instead.

Miss Girl you gotta be keeping your head on a SWIVEL. Especially when you’re a FUGITIVE of the LAW-

“...you haven’t been paying attention.”

My guy, who are you clarifying this for?

It’s what you deserve for monologuing.

in all seriousness, the idea of them coming to face to face with Ward in Nassau after thinking they finally escaped him is genuinely terrifying.

“SARAH!”

It kind of looks like they’re either hiding their faces or covering their noses? I don’t know maybe it was from some tactic to get away from Ward.

What did I literally jsut say about yelling privileges, you unhinged mother fucker?

“I’m calling the shots now. I’m driving.”

The following progression of scenes made me actually snort-

“I can’t drive stick.”

PLEASE THE FINGER GUNS LAUNCHED ME INTO ORBIT I LOVE THEM, YOUR HONOR.

Alright, so now it looks like we’re in Charleston. This is the same scene with Heyward’s truck that got leaked from BTS (read: JJ and Kie shoulder touch).

One of the main things that stuck out to me in the following scenes which, you will see, is it lowkey looks like Pope is kind of heading up this part of the operation, or even going in alone? The following clips are just very Pope focused. 

I don’t know what it means, it’s just an observation.

“John B was not the only one that Ward double-crossed.”

LIMBRY-

Bro, we have been hearing about this woman for literal months and I just have....so many questions? 

Who the hell is she? How is she connected to Ward? Why is she in South Carolina instead of the OBX? How do the Pogues even learn about her and how to track her down? How is she meant to “help” them? GAH I JUST WANNA KNOOOW. I already know I don’t trust her though and no I will not be offering up supporting evidence.

Sir, that is my son please unhand him.

“I think you know what I want.”

.......no? But feel....free to explain yourself?

The print on the paper is the same one that’s on the ceiling tiles in the following scene. Obviously, with a key on it that most likely goes to the place a few shots from now.

Hell yeah, son, let’s get SLEUTHING.

“The treasure belongs to the Pogues.”

DAMN STRAIGHT.

Bestie’s I’m not going to lie, I stared at this frame for a solid 10 minuets and I have no idea what it says on there I’m sorry. Someone in the comments is welcome to enlighten us.

“We gotta find it first.”

I can’t tell if that’s just dirt or if he hurt his head? But he look GOOD right now for one thing. For another, same outfit as the one in the Twinkie from the beginning of the trailer.

Look at her. LooK AT HER! LOOK! AT! HER! I MISSED HER SO MUCH even in that damn smiley face top that continues to haunt my waking hours she is in it so much and it stresses me out for literally no good reason I’m sorry-

I could literally cry right now and I think that speaks volumes to how little we actually see him genuinely happy. Have I mentioned how much I love that red hat?

Also, probably not that important, but this is not from the same scene as the shots of Pope and Kiara were. This is from the next one-

“Woogity-woogity?”

“Give me some woogity, baby!”

Yeah, this pushed me over the fucking edge, the way that they’re actually happy and laughing? The fact that they kept woogity-woogity and made it A Thing? Yes.

I am, however, going to be intentionally ignoring what appears to be the very intentional stagingof having such an obvious space between where Kiara and Pope are sitting adn where JJ sits, even including the level they’re sitting on because I don’t have the emotional capacity to face those implications right now. Thank you for your time.

Yes yeeeeEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

GIVE ME ALL OF THE SCENES OF THEM ACTUALLY GETTING TO BE TEENAGERS AND JUST BREATHE AND LAUGH AND HAVE A GOOD TIME AND NOT BE RUNNING FOR THEIR FUCKING LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!

before Rafe comes in and literally starts shooting because they can’t breathe for more than 7 seconds but we’ll....get to that.

They refer to Sarah as a Pogue this season or I burn Netflix to the ground. Your move, Jonas.

50 bucks says John B is driving the Twinkie again for the first time since being back.

I deadass think the Pogues JUST got Sarah and John B back and they’re just having the time of their life. Kie was in her smiley face outfit when Pope was in this one a few clips ago, and I still hold to the belief that that one still they released of JJ and Kie hopping over a fence is the Pogue reunion so-

Ward? I have no idea what he’s looking at behind the wall paper and I’ll be so honest I don’t care my eyes are only seeing Pogue content right now.

“This is a map of the whole island.”

This fit, when will John B learn how to operate buttons, stay tuned for season 5. Also my previous theory of this being their reunion outfits and stuff because Pope is in the back in the same jacket as before.

The plot thickens and so has JJ’s hair, Rudy drop the shampoo brand.

Please, dear God, tell me they’re back in the sex church. For @jiaaraa sake.

Kiara, your Madison is showing.

Okay, I really did try but all I can make out is Something to the tomb begin something something.

You’re welcome.

I am no expert but I do not believe boats operate on land.

John B looks like he is in the same outfit here that is in his mug shot we saw on the TV screen so I have a sneaking suspicion this is where he gets caught. 

“John B is back-”

Once again with the damn sexual tension that’s always between Barry and Rafe in every scene they do are we about to kiss right now?

“-it’s him or me.”

First of all, no.

Second of all, I’m just....so very confused about this time line this season. It kind of looks like Ward and Rafe follow and find Sarah and John B in Nassau (unless those scenes by the truck were actually back in the OBX). So did they....go to Nassau, then just come right back when they did? I’m just confused.

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me.

Literally when will you stop at this point I am begging you. 

This looks like the same scene the Pogues were, ya know, literally just having a good time at so fuck me, I guess.

Yeah, no, it’s going to be a no from me, I’m just going to pretend like I’m not seeing this and moving on.

I have simply no idea what is going on here or who that is on the bike but maybe JJ? Maybe Luke even? I think that’s JJ’s bike. 

The sewer scene. The SEWER SCENE-

For months sicne that tiktok leaked this damn scene has been genuinely all I could think about. So (obviously) it seems like they’re sending Kie down into the sewer to go do seomthing and things go horribly, horribly wrong. 

If you haven’t seen the tiktok, essentially all it was was JJ and Pope screaming and trying to lift up the man hole cover while Kie is begging for them to hurry from inside. I’m cheating a little bit as this isn’t a shot from the trailer but this picture was posted and it’s from the same scene.

I’ll just....leave this here. Back to the trailer shots.

Nice. Also, same shirt as mugshot.

Hey, um, what? 

Kiara’s car, she’s driving, I can’t tell who’s in the back seat or the front.

Holy God what is going on and how can I as an audience member put a stop to it?

So, same scene as we will see and was in the teaser but, for some reason, they’re all jumping off of a giant ass boat into the little life raft where it looks like JJ gets hurt later but don’t you worry we’re getting to that.

JJ AND KIARA WITH THE POGUE HANDSHAKE JJ AND KIARA WITH THE POGUE HANDSHAKE THEY BOTH LOOK SO DAMN GOOD AND THEIR LITTLE SMILES SPARE ME-

Cleo 🥵

I’m so excited to see her arc and what it brings this season you guys have no idea.

Please for the love of God be about to get Ward Cameron’s ass like he deserves literally punt him into jail right from Tanny Hill.

Sarah at My Druther’s with what looks like a bloody bandage on her side? Same outfit she’s wearing when they’re running from the police on the beach and she has the bandage there too so. Interesting. 

Topper hugging who I’m pretty sure is Sarah, being a general douche because he’s clearly looking at John B like 😏 

Clips like these serve to remind me just how many of my worldly posessions I would gladly give up to be able to punch Topper Thorton in the throat one time. 

I think this is Cleo jumping off the boat with Pope after John B and Sarah. 

Absolutely busting a lung at Pope’s form in this one.

John B and Sarah waiting in the life raft, still Cleo and Pope coming after them. The obvious next question is where are JJ and Kiara. The scene I’m sure you all have been waiting for is coming up and clearly takes place in the life raft as well.

So, I really think JJ and Kie get left for last, something horrible happens as they’re trying to jump (my head instantly goes to JJ maybe like pushing Kie out of the way and getting hit on the head instead or even just some accident). 

And, oh my GOD a scene of him falling off the boat after it happens and Kiara diving in after him immediately, having to desperatly try to stop him from sinkingand get to the life raft holy shit-

Girl CATCH HIM?????

Because why wouldn’t this be Rafe’s fault. Part of me wonders if this isn’t related to JJ being hurt.

I am going to try and unpack this as calmly as possible because behind my computer screen I am vibrating at a frequency that could shatter glass but respectfully.

WHAT IN THE FUCK IS TIAUEWFHLAILA

Okay, so scene wise, JJ’s hit his head somehow (probably while he was jumping with Kiara) it looks like and now they’re back on the raft. 

In my opinion, this is either:

A) JJ is in really, really bad condition after getting hurt in the jump and they’re not sure he’s going to make it. So this is a “Please stay with me, stay awake, please don’t die” hug OR

B) They very narrowly just avoided a deadly situation (my first thought is JJ hits his head while jumping, passes out in the water, maybe almost drowns but Kie and the others get him onto the life raft in time) and this is more of a “Oh my God, you’re okay, you’re safe now, we’re okay” hug. 

I honestly lean more to the second one based on the little bit of Sarah’s face we saw in the background. To me, it almost looked like she was smiling thru tears, which, fits way more with the second option than the first. 

Anyways. Moving on before I burst a lung again.

(also, before anyone comes at me, no, I’m not happy JJ is hurt, obviously.  

(Once again, arrest outfits). You can still see the bandage but it looks like Sarah’s limping now too so...good Lord give the girl a break maybe?

Everything in this trailer just went to shit so fast I think I have whip lash, can we go back to the Pogues hanging out and being happy now pkease I liked those scenes.

“I get it. You guys are scared.”

“No.”

She’s cute but, uh, hello sewer scene outfits. Seems like them planning to do whatever the hell they were going to do in the sewers but the boys are starting to get cold feet as maybe they should but hind sight is 20/20 I suppose.

“It’s kind of cute.”

“I’m not scared.”

“You should’ve just led with that.”

I will never be able to express how much I adore Pogue banter and general dumbassery and I have a feeling this season will not be lacking in either department

I high key don’t think these two are actually going to be there for this scene to go down but I’ll let it slide this time because-

They do be kinda cute.

It both feels like I’ve been waiting for this damn show for 3 years and also like I just watched season 1 last month explain that to me. 

Either way holy shit. I missed this dumb show and these dumb kids so much it physcially hurts and WE GET THEM BACK IN T-MINUS 16 DAYS.

Also. Where The Hell Is Wheezie Cameron And When Will She Have The Rights She Deserves.

[sageinacage]

OKAY so the meetup right. tubbo keeps giving him this Look just for Anticipation and ranboos jsut glaring at him HGFGFGHJ until they finally get to tubbo's place or wherever and tubbo just Pounces

summary: ranboo visits tubbo in england and tubbo seems to be in a ler mood. a/n: the hc of ranboo and tubbo being in the t community makes me go :]  warnings: swearing w/c: 1.7k

IRL

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“Ranbooooo!”

“AGH- TUBBO!”

Ranboo jumped, his peaceful standing at the baggage claim interrupted as his best friend, there to pick him up, poked his back as he snuck up on the boy. They were quick to pull each other in a big hug, Lani behind them getting it on film for their meetup vlog.

“Why would you scare me like that, you prick!” He chuckled, watching for his bag. “Because, Ranboo, it’s funny. Also, it’s good content!” Tubbo laughed, joining in to watch for his suitcase- even though he didn’t even know what it looked like.

“You got that on video?!” Ranboo covered his face, loud cackles emitting from Tubbo. “Well, duh! It’s a vlog!” He exclaimed, earning a playful groan from the other.

After a few more very impatient minutes, he finally got ahold of his luggage. “Finally!” Tubbo exclaimed, taking Ranboo’s suitcase from his hand and excitedly wheeling it out with Lani. He smiled, following close behind his friend.

They all got into the car, and Ranboo greeted Tubbo’s mum before sitting down in the backseat with him, Lani in the front seat. Right as they got situated, Tubbo was already shoving his camera into Ranboo’s face.

“How’s England?”

“I literally just got here man, I don’t know!” He laughed, shoving the camera away from his face. Tubbo gasped in mock anger, furrowing his eyebrows. “My poor phone! You just abused him!” He whined, hugging his phone.

Ranboo rolled his eyes at his friend, looking out the window. “Don’t ignore me now, Ranboo,” Tubbo spoke a little quieter and slightly teasier. The other boy’s eyes widened, before looking over at him. 

Tubbo had a wide smile on his face, acting innocent. This was gonna be a long vlog.

When they got home, they quickly dropped off Ranboo's luggage and immediately went back out. “Where are we going now?” He asked, looking back at Tubbo who was walking next to him, his camera shoved in his face. “The park.” He spoke, staring right at the camera lens.

“Tubbo, you’re gonna scare everyone! Your vlog will need a horror warning!” Ranboo jokes, earning a nudge from the other. “Are you saying I’m ugly?” Tubbo looked up at him with a smirk, the boy panicking with a few ‘no’s and rapid headshakes.

They both laughed and continued to walk towards the playground Tubbo was talking about. After about 5 more minutes, they arrived and Ranboo ran right for the swings.

“You can’t escape the vlog, Ranbooo!” Tubbo sang in a sing-songy tone, smiling at his friend who was trying to drown out the teasiness in his voice. “I..I-I’m not trying to!” He stumbled out, looking away. “You know you can’t run from me…” He spoke softly, letting his tone turn more evil.

As a wild blush began to bloom on Ranboo’s face, he didn’t want the whole world knowing he was flustered so he ran off to the actual playset he was way too tall for. Tubbo smiled to himself, knowing exactly what he was doing, and filled with glee that it was working.

He looked back, seeing Tubbo with the most devilish smirk on his face, wiggling his fingers at Ranboo behind the camera. The poor boy panicked, sliding down the slide to get away from him. “Now now, don’t run from me! You won’t go very far before I catch you!” He teased, chuckling to himself at the pure panic in Ranboo’s face.

To anyone else, this would just seem like best friends being playful. Though, to anyone else, specifically the tickle community (shoutout to you guys), they know what’s up.

After what felt like hours of the “relentless teasing,” according to Ranboo, they decided it was time to head back home and finish getting content for the vlog that day since Ranboo was quite jet-lagged.

“What’s wrong, Ranboo? You’re a bit red. Are you sick?” Tubbo smiled innocently up at him, a small grumble coming from the other. “I hate you.” Ranboo bashfully covered his already red face, shaking his head to himself.

When they arrived back, all Ranboo heard was a mischievous giggle from his friend. His immediate instinct was to run to Tubbo’s room to hide, forgetting how hard it was to hide, being tall and all.

“N’awww, is somebody flustered? You’re such a leeeee!” Tubbo playfully poked at his side, Ranboo flailing his arms and backing up further on his bed as he tried to compose himself, attempting to prove that he isn’t in a lee mood. (Spoiler alert: he is.)

“D-Did you know, in Scotland they used to punt midgets as a sport? That’s what I-I’m gonna do right no-hOHOW- NAHAHA!” Giggles erupted as he felt nimble fingers skitter down his ribs and squeeze his waist.

“Oh really? Can a midget do this?” Tubbo questioned, moving on top of Ranboo to straddle him as his fingers continued to explore his waist and sides of his belly. “I knew you were all cute and ticklish, but I didn’t know you were this cute and ticklish! Awwwwwh!” He cooed as Ranboo squealed, his back arching.

“I’m nohohOHAHAT- NOHot thehehere!” Ranboo wheezed, weakly batting at Tubbo’s digits as they found a sweet spot right above his hip bones. “Why not? You seem to be loving this, you keep arching your tickle spots right into my hands!” Tubbo giggled, smiling at Ranboo’s huge smile.

In all honesty, Ranboo was loving this. He had never been really tickled before and had been awaiting this moment for a while with Tubbo’s constant teasing over Discord.

“I HAHAhate yohou! Yohou’re so bahahad!” Tubbo just shook his head, wiggling a single finger over his tummy, earning a few high-pitched giggles from the other. “Awww, if I’m so bad, why aren’t you pushing me away?” He asked with an innocent smile plastered on his features, his single finger wagging over his tummy turning into two, then three, then a whole claw.

“NOHAHEHEHE- IT TIHIHICKLES!” Ranboo shrieked, his back somehow arching even higher as the new sensations on his belly drove him crazy. “Does it? Does it really? I don’t think it does, Ranboo!” He giggled evilly, before scuttling both of his hands under Ranboo’s hoodie to scribble his nails on the sides of his belly.

The reaction was immediate- a screech ripping out of his throat as he slammed his hands to his face in embarrassment. “Nuh uh! No hiding your adorable smile from me!” Tubbo grumbled, pulling a hand out of his hoodie to reach up to vibrate his fingers into Ranboo’s underarm.

“TUHUHUBBO!” Ranboo slammed his arm down, using the other to try to push Tubbo’s hand away from his sensitive tummy. “Do not say my name in vain!” Is the last thing Ranboo heard before he felt his hoodie be lifted and something soft falling on it- wait was that Tubbo’s hair?

“BAHAHAHAHA- PLEHEHEEASE TUHUHUBBO!” Ranboo convulsed as a raspberry was placed right over his belly button, fingers continuing to poke and prod at his waist and hips. After another raspberry, Tubbo sat up to look at his giggly and blushy best friend.

A small whine escaped Ranboo’s mouth before both of his hands slapped over it, eyes widening. “Awww, do you want me to keep going?” Tubbo softened, the classic puppy dog pout painting his face. The boy gave a shy nod, before whining again as he heard a long and exaggerated ‘awwwww’ from the other.

“Alright, you aren’t allowed to complain then as you asked for this, my little lee!” Tubbo snickered, his hands returning down to scribble at his tummy. Ranboo’s giggles were quick to start up again, trying to twist his hips away from the extremely tickly sensations.

“Oh no no, where do you think you’re going?” Tubbo clicked his tongue, grabbing hold of both of Ranboo’s hips and squeezing relentlessly as he pushed them back down. “NOHOHO- *snort* YOHOU SUHUHUCK!” Another squeal escaped him, trying to buck his hips away, but unable to at Tubbo’s iron grip.

“Do I? Do I really, Ranboo? I don’t think you’re in a place to talk, mister.” He sneered, dropping his head again to sneak under his hoodie and to nibble on the sensitive skin around the side of his belly.

“WHAHAHAT THE HEHELL- NOHEHEHAHA!” The poor boy was confused about what Tubbo was doing at first, but all he knew is that it tickled like hell. “Omnomnom!” Tubbo teased, smiling to himself when Ranboo’s laughing fit grew high pitched again.

Tubbo knew he was slowly reaching his limit- even though Ranboo was having the time of his life, everyone has their limits to tickling. So, he thought he should give a grand finale to his ticklish friend before he allows him to recover.

With a mischievous chuckle, he took a deep breath and planting a long raspberry right in the middle of his tummy, hands exploring down to squeeze that spot right above Ranboo’s knees.

“PLEHEHEHEASE- I CAHAHAN’T- TUHUHUBBO!” Ranboo wheezed out, laughter going silent as he shook his head rapidly. “Fiiine, you can’t blame me for wanting to tickle the shit out of you, you’re just so cute, and your laugh is my favorite.” Tubbo smiled at him, reaching his hand to help rub the phantom tickles out of his belly.

“Nooohohoho!” Ranboo whined, attempting to twist away. “Relax, I’m done for now.” He chuckled fondly, his friend sinking back into the mattress as he allowed Tubbo to help. “Thahanks…” The giggly one mumbled, face still bright red from the tickle treatment he just received.

“No need to thank me, I had a lot of fun! We should do this again!”

“Yeheah, but yohou’ll be the lee thihis time,” Ranboo softly chuckled, leaning his head back on the pillow. The jet lag was hitting him, and Tubbo knew that. A little nap wouldn’t hurt, would it?

"Do you mind if I help unpack your suitcase while you nap?" Tubbo asked, Ranboo slowly nodded, sleep quickly washing over him. This was going to be a fun month.

[dollslayer]

Shots or Dare

Steve Rogers x Reader

Summary: A drinking game goes one step too far. Or does it?

W/C: 1,551

Warnings: Alcohol consumption, drunken antics, hangovers, swearing

A/N: Just a quick little oneshot for y'all! I'm working on some bigger stuff but wanted to put this out there just for kicks. If you like it check out my other stuff and reblog/comment! Cheers!

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‘When will yo finally jsut go on s date with me?’

You sent it before you could even really register your actions. This is why you should’ve volunteered to be DD. Drinking on Girl’s Night always lands you in trouble. Trouble in this case, comes in the form of a dare and the persuasions of an equally drunk and far more excited Wanda.

“You finally DID IT! YOU DID IT!” Wanda hollers as she jumps from the booth in celebration.

Your hand shot up to cover her mouth, noticing several tables in the bar were looking towards you. You wobbled a bit and held the table for support with your other hand. You shushed her and sat back down.

“Did what? What did I do?” You asked, seeming to be the only one not in on the joke.

“Check your texts, lover girl” Paling in fear at her words you swipe up on your phone and read. Oh, God.

‘When will yo finally jsut go on s date with me?’ Read: 1:19AM You felt the blood rush from your brain to your cheeks in sheer humiliation.

You tried your best to recall a few minutes ago when Wanda was practically typing out the message for you as Nat looked on in amusement. You were playing Shots or Dare, a very dangerous game you now realized. Wanda dared you that you wouldn’t finally say something to Steve, whom you’ve had a crush on since you joined the team. You were always so much bolder when you were drunk.

Now sobered in an instant having seen that not only had you actually sent the text but that he’d read it. Your superior officer, your teammate, your friend. God, I must seem so sloppy. How do I even solve this? What do I even say? How soon could I realistically transfer out so I never have to see him again?

Your phone sat shakily in your hands as your thumb hovered above it, unsure what to type. Before you could Nat snatched your phone from your hand and put it in her pocket. You were about to protest when she just shook her head at you.

“It’s too late and you’re too drunk. He probably thinks you’re kidding. Just sleep in my room tonight we’ll fix it in the morning” She offered.

Even though Nat herself was 4 or 5 drinks in she always seemed to have her head on straight. You swallowed and nodded before hiding your face in your hands.

“Relax, I’m sure he thinks it’s hot you’re just going for it! My turn! I choose dare!” Wanda changed the subject with a clap of her hands and eagerly awaited her dare. You didn’t know how you were going to get through the rest of the night without freaking out about it so you ordered yourself another drink and got to forgetting.

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Staying out until almost 3, the group of you stumbled your way back to the tower and into Nat’s room. You promptly passed out in full makeup and without changing your clothes. You’d wake up to a hangover but that was tomorrow you’s problem.

And a problem it was, not six hours later you awoke to loud knocking from down the hall. You groaned and turn into the couch cushions hoping to fall back asleep. The knocking came again and you ignored it, sighing in comfort when you heard whomever it was retreating back up the hall.

Unable to sleep, you got up slowly and tried to gauge the severity of your hangover. Deciding you’d rather deal with this in the comfort of your own room you wrestle to get your shoes off your feet and carry them in one hand while you open the door with the other. You do your best to sneak down the hall to your room, only being a few doors down from Nat.

You make it just in front of your room when you drop your shoes and wince at the sound it makes. You steady yourself on the door to pick them up when you hit your head on the handle. It stings and you cringe at the feeling of the long handle getting stuck in your hair. Surprised, you hiss at the pain and drop both your shoes again as you desperately try to untangle yourself.

You could not be more of a mess if you tried. Maybe if you puked right now but all the willpower you had left was preventing that from happening. After a moment of all but ripping your hair from your head you’re free with one final jerk forwards, which of course, causes you to lose your balance and topple forward.

You put both your hands out and brace for the carpet burn of the collision but it never comes. Instead you’re being held steady by two large hands and all you can think to do is pray that it isn’t who you think it is. No God would be that cruel.

You slowly look up and find yourself eye to eye with Steve. No God except this one, apparently. He looks concerned as he helps you back up slowly to your feet. He picks up your shoes and opens his mouth to speak but nothing comes out. He looks you up and down, taking in your appearance trying to assess how best to approach the situation.

You’re suddenly very aware that you’re still in last night’s clothes and that the mascara on your eyelashes is smudged from where you fell asleep. If the Earth could swallow you whole right now you’d have no objections. You feel sweat from your nervousness mixing with last night’s too. I am a literal human disaster, this could not get worse. Please, please don’t bring up the text.

He clears his throat. “I, um, I saw you texted me last night.” Fuck. “I knew you were out with the girls, just wanted to make sure you made it home okay.”

You hide your face with your hands and huff out a breath of embarrassment.

“Yeah, um, thank… you… Yeah I’m good” You were not good. On top of the trainwreck of an encounter this already was your knees are giving out on you. You need to lay down now. Maybe get some food in you.

Steve rushed forward to pick you up again when you caught yourself against the door and fumbled to unlock it.

“Why don’t you let me do that?” He moved you gently aside to fiddle with the door before opening it and ushering you inside.

He set your shoes down by the door and helped you out of your jacket.

“When’s the last time you ate something? Or maybe you need some water?” He offered.

You shook your head at him and stuck your hands out to feel your way to your bed. This was already so embarrassing, Steve didn’t need to continue to see you like this.

Steve shook his head slightly and tsked at you. He helped you into bed and then looked at you with his hands on his hips, like he was contemplating his next move.

“I’m going to make some breakfast, do you think you could get a shower in that time or do you need to rest? Regardless after that you’re going to eat what I made and drink a whole glass of water, no protests.” He spoke gently but firm as he walked towards the door.

“Steve, please you don’t need to do this, I’m so sorry jus’ lemme get some sleep you don’t have to do anyth-”

“I said no protests. Now if I come back here in 15 minutes and you’re not in that shower I’m gonna be upset, do you understand?” He was using his Captain voice now and you rolled your eyes before giving him a lazy salute.

“Aye aye, cap” He chooses not to respond to your smart ass response, only chuckles as he closes the door behind him.

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One very woozy shower later you managed to only kind of puke your guts out and put on a clean pair of clothes. You exited your ensuite to the smell of bacon and eggs. Having gotten all the puke out of your system your mouth was now practically watering at the prospect of food.

Steve was sat on your couch with two plates and he stood to greet you.

“I didn’t know what you like but I figure you can’t go wrong with the classics. I figure while we eat we can watch one of these so-called ‘classics’ you’re always on my case about watching?” He grinned at you and waited for a response.

You shuffled over to your couch and plopped down beside him.

“Why’re you doin’ this for me, Steve? You don’t have to do any of this, I’m good” You kept trying to insist, feeling guilty that you were so hungover earlier and messy in front of him on top of your very infamous drunk text.

“Well this is a date isn’t it?” He smiles down at you with a boyish smirk and all you can do is return his expression and think of what movie to pick. Maybe Shots or Dare isn’t all that bad. This time at least.

[nishisun]

DORM BUDDIES

09. why is tsukishima kinda nice in person

summary: you’re in need of a new dorm buddy because your current roommate sucks and tsukishima might just be the perfect candidate.

DORM BUDDIES MASTERLIST

You put your phone back in your purse as you heard footsteps approaching the front door. You ended up not going with your plan to “seduce tsukishima” and just wore some jeans and a cami top instead.

Opening the door was a man, who most definitely wasn’t tsukishima. He had Black hair, and although he was pretty tall himself you don’t recall tsukishima having black hair.

“Well hello to you,” the man said in a flirtatious manner, leaning close to you but not too close. “You must be y/n.” he brought his hand towards you for you to shake, but you hesitated because you thought you had been catfished.

“a-are you tsukishima?” you stuttered, sounding frightened and looking rather disgusted, but not at the fact that the man in front of you wasn’t attractive, no. But maybe at the fact that you were being catfished?

“Kuroo, God, don’t scare her away with your perviness.”

or maybe not.

To say you were satisfied with the way tsukishima looked was an understatement. He was huge and he was dressed causal, wearing grey sweatpants and a plain white tee. He was wearing wasn’t wearing his glasses, and his hair seemed wet? Maybe he had jsut taken a shower you thought.

“Huhh?” Kuroo said, “What are you talking about? I was just trying to introduce myself before you rudely interrupted me.”

You stared at the two who were still bickering back and forth and admired the way they casually had their hands in their pockets. You could smell both of their cologne, not too strong.

“I apologize for his behavior,” tsukishima said as he turned his attention to you. He had to bend his head down a bit to look at you, then he invited you inside the dorm and started to show you around the place.

You were too busy paying attention to the tall man in front of you to realize that Kuroo had gone somewhere else.

“Do you want something to drink?” the way tsukishima turned around suddenly and asked you that question caught you off guard because:

1. He was literally huge and was basically towering over your small frame.

and

2. He seemed nicer in person?

“uh s-sure” you said.

curse your stuttering. truly it wasn’t your fault, you were just a bit nervous.

“Huh,” he chuckled, “You’re so shy in person. You were being so bold over text. You sure this is y/n?”

“s-shut up,” you said, playfully hitting his chest, “you’re like a giant towering me, you’re so intimidating without even trying.” he laughs out a little and leads you to the kitchen. “Plus, you’re way nicer in person, it’s seriously weirding me out.”

“Well excuse me for wanting to make a good first impression.” tsukishima says, playfully acting offended and placing a hand near his chest. “It’s okay if you’re shy, it’s kinda cute.” he says casually.

what the hell is wrong with him, he knows if he says stuff like that you’ll take it as flirting. You just roll your eyes and let out a small laugh to not seem so awkward.

“Hey! Hey! Hey y/n!” you hear a familiar voice call out.

“Bokuto, can you please stop being so loud?” tsukishima scoffs.

“Bo? Akaashi? Hey! What are you guys doing here?” you go to the two who were waving and went to go greet the two with a hug, delighted to see them here.

“We came to make sure you wouldn’t harass tsukishima.” Akaashi says as he breaks the hug.

“Shut up, you know that was a joke.” The three of you laugh as you turn to go properly greet the rest.

“Kuroo was it? Sorry for the way i was acting earlier, I thought that I was being catfished and a weird hot guy was tryna kidnap me.” You laugh as you offer your hand for him to shake.

“Oh, you think i’m hot-“ Kuroo said, but shook his head to focus on the person in front of him, you. “it’s fine, I get it. Sorry for scaring you.” He laughs, shaking your hand and holding it for what seemed a bit too long for your own liking.

“Oh, for God’s sake Kuroo, let go of the poor girl’s hand,” You hear another voice say. “Sorry about him, he’s so weird,” the man says, scratching his head and laughing, “I’m Yamaguchi, but you can call me Tadashi and you must be y/n was it? I’ve heard a lot about you.”

“Oh, really?” You smirk, turning around to face tsukishima, who seemed rather annoyed.

“Yamaguchi shut up, don’t make things sound weird like that.” Tsukishima crosses his arms but everyone just laughs at the comment.

You, kuroo, yamaguchi and tsukishima sit down in the living room and catch up with eachother, just getting to know more about them while bokuto and akaashi seemed to be having their own conversation in the kitchen still.

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You leave the living room to go ask bokuto and akaashi if they knew where the bathroom was and one of them pointed to it’s direction.

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OKAY IM STOPPING IT HERE JUST BECAUSE 😏 but i really hope you all are loving this series just as much as i am 💕

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Mornings Off

oh whats this? a post? How the ME:A romances wake up next to Ryder on a morning off

--- Liam - Liam likes lazy mornings. Days were he can just wake up next to Sara and relax. They usually wake up around the same time, pressing small kisses to each others faces with giggles and whispers. He prefers to have her sleep curled against his chest, one arm wrapped around her (even if it fell asleep ages ago) so that he can run his fingers along her arm while they talk about last nights dream “have i died in my sleep and gone to heaven?  because surely your an angel” “its too early in the morning for pickup lines, Costa” “its never too early for pick up lines”

Cora - Cora wakes up first, laying on her back with Scott  practically pressed on top of her. She never really could relax, even on days off. It was always an endeavor trying to wiggle out of his grasp without him waking up and he pouts like  a puppy when he realizes shes gone. Normally Cora shoves a pillow in her place to keep him sedated  and gives him a forehead kiss, before she does her morning routine and puts on a fresh pot of coffee, making it jsut the way he likes it and leaving the cup by the bed. By the time Scott even bothers to sit up she's already pressed, dressed and watering her plants.  ”Im starting to think you love the plants more than me” ”good morning to you too, Scott. Did you sleep well?” ”yes i did. Thank you for the coffee, by the way” Peebee - Bold of you to assume PeeBee even gets up in the mornings on the days off. Shes a heavy sleeper, so  she can and will sleep in any time she gets. (She sleeps alot to regain all that goblin energy)Ryder, bless their hearts, cannot escape PeeBee’s octopus grasp, as she raps herself around them and clings to their warmth, happily snoring until its nearly noon. When she actually does wake up, she still remains in bed for another 10 minutes and always jokingly calls ryder a weirdo for watching her sleep. please, please let go peebee, they really have to pee. “i know your awake. Come on babe, my legs are going numb” “snore” “did- did you just say snore instead of actually fake snoring?”

Jaal - Jaal tends  sleep with Ryder on his chest, the skin to skin contact really does him in. He tends to be an early riser, though unlike cora hes content staying where he is. He watches them sleep, carefully running his thick fingers through their hair  committing every detail to memory as if it were the last time he will see it. He just holds them until they wake up, giving them soft rapid fire kisses (that he totally doesn't use that as a tactic to wake them up early what are you talking about). Every time Ryder cracks open their eyes they are instantly met by his vivid blue ones, grinning at them as he nuzzles their face. 

”Good morning my darling one” ”I swear if you ever wake me up in any other way i would never forgive you” ”*Chuckling* good to know” Vetra -  Early riser by nature, and usually gets out of bed instantly , even if ryder is clinging to them. However, modern problems require modern solutions and she will literally carry ryder around while doing her morning routine and checking her logs for any supplies she has to pick up. Vetra is a busy body,even on days off and it isnt untill she’s resituated on the bed when ryder wakes up, pushing her data pad down and demanding kisses “ugh do you ever stop? Can i at least get my morning kiss before you start jumping into work?” “Not with that morning breath you’re not. Go brush your teeth.” “oh, so cruel to me” 

Gil - Like PeeBee, gil tends to sleep in. Though not as late. He usually tends to take his time wake in up in increments, always ending with a big stretch and  loud, obnoxious yawn before “gracefully” flopping back down on the bed full force, causing it to bounce a bit.  Gil runs like  furnace, so Scott usual has his arms rapped around him as soon as he sits up, nuzzling into his neck befoe the two go to do their morning routings together, constantly messing with each other as they do.

“Did you just give me a shaving crème moustache?” “you look ever handsome with it” “Scott i don't even shave. And i  already have a  great beard and mustache, thank you.”

Suvi-  Suvi sleeps curled into Sara, and  Sara complains the moment she rolls away from her. Suvi is a long time practicer of “late to bed, early to rise” often sliding in and out of of bed at the weirdest fucking hours. Though is alot more difficult on days off because ryder wraps around her like a vice grip, knowing that Suvi actually doesn't have anything to do and is forced to stay in bed jsut a little longer. Suvi can easily be convinced.

“Let go, Sara. I have some reports i need to go over in the lab.” “5 more minutes” “....You’re lucky you’re cute”

Reyes -  Waking up next to Reyes was rare in itself, so you bet your ass Ryder is going to take advantage of it. Reyes wakes easily and normally slides away from Ryder without being seen or heard, leaving them feeling just a bit colder. But after things settle down, so does he, slowly but surely. If they ever do share the same bed, Reyes likes to sleep with his arms wrapped around Ryder, holding them close  to convince himself that they are actually there.  He always wakes up first, no matter what, and sits up with their head in his lap, letting them rest as he checks his omni tool, running one hand through their hair. “ Hmh- wait. Your still here?” “Dont sound so surprised to see me, amore” “Its a good kind of surprised, Reyes”

Bonus Evfra (i will never not be thirsty) - Like Vetra this man does not know the meaning of the words “a day off” and will rise with the sun in order to get to the resistance base. He wakes giving Ryder a kiss on the face before getting ready for the day, taking extra preparation to make them breakfast before he leaves and placing it on the nightstand as a form of apology, kissing them again before leaving. on the rare days Ryder actually does convince Evfra to stay in bed (usually after a long night of “passion”) he sleep on his stomach with ryder on his back (he likes to feel their weight, it grounds him) and he is content just lying there and listening to them breath with his eyes closed until they get up, placing g a kiss along his spine. “oh ho? what's this? a handsome stranger in my bed?” “Firstly this is my bed. Secondly, you just woke up how are you this annoying already?” “Good morning to you too, big blue.” 

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Angel is soooo so so in love with her man. Like he ain’t even do nothing bruh he just be laying there in his bed with her and she’s all over him just 😚😚😚 kissing kissing kissingggggg him and it gets even worse cus it would make him smile and so his dimple shows and UGH she can’t control her self so so so so soooooo many kisses placed on his dimple and he’s like “what ya doin to me little girl?” And shes “I” kiss “just” kiss “love” kiss “you” kiss “soooo so so so” kiss kiss kiss “much” kiss and he’s thriving. And it gets to the point where she’s so wrapped around him trying to pull her self closer to him that not even one part of her body is touching the mattress anymore like she’s fully laying on him as her mattress ksksjajajw but he’s never been happier, just holding her and brushing her hair back after she buried her face in his neck. But she starts getting a little whiny and soooo so so restless. Like can’t hold still in one position for more then 30 seconds. And finally he’s like “what’s wrong Angel?” And she’s just “hmmp :((“ sooooo pouty and soooooo whiney and “can’t get close enough. Want you closer” and he laughs cus “baby you’re literally laying on top of me right now?” And she’s tugging on him trying to pull him impossibly closer and “s’ not enough:((“ and he runs his thumb over her pouty bottom lip and “put that away hm? Don’t like seeing ya sad” and shes “but daddy” soooooooo so so whiny and hes fuck like that instantly made him 🧱 and gave him an idea too so he’s like “wanna try something?” And shes “hm?” And hes “remember on our trip? On the balcony?” And shes “yeah but…I’m too sleepy tonight :(“ and hes “no no,” kissing her head “don’t wanna fuck you while you’re sleepy silly” and now shes 🤨 confused and “oh. What do you mean then?” And he’s “remember, when I just stayed in you? Didn’t move?” and she’s Instantly nodding her head, knowing where he’s going with this “yes, yes please I wanna do that please please daddy can we do that.” And hes 😭 course we can my sweet girl and it’s just so so soooooo soft and she stays laying on him and it’s just so :( sweet and cuddly and :((( she’s satisfied with how close they are now :( and he’s just being so sweet on her :( kissing her head and playing with her hair and rubbing her back so much that she just can’t help but fall asleep :( with him still in her 😭😭

STOOOPPPPP:( she really does love him sosososoos much I can def see her just kissing all over his face one night just because she loves him so much and the need to cuddle him is so strong and mushy that shes all over him but its just not enough so she gets a bit whiny and pouty and h thinks shes so cute but hes holding her steady for a moment to keep her from squirming and "whats wrong hm? can't get comfortable" and shes like no:( not close enough:( and he smiles at her like baby youre literally laying on me wdym????? and she jsut shakes her head and nooooo its not enough:( all pouty and hes running his thumb over her lip and pushing it back and "put that away angel no need to pout over this okay?" and the "but daddy" she gives him literally sets him off bc oh....Oh......OH!!!!! and shes just still so squirmy and now hes probably not helping much w how hard hes getting but omf ur right it would take him back to being on the terrace in Barcelona and "remember on the last day ov our holiday honey? on the balcony?" and shes looking at him like not tonight h:( too tired:( and he just kisses her like ofc not tonight sweetheart but remember when we cuddled afterward and you kept me warm? kept me inside for a little and the way her eyes get big and omg!!! yes!!! can we do that???? daddy thats perfect!!!!!! and ofc hes all kissing her and laughing w her before hes tugging down his pants and pushing her panties to the side and tucking himself inside and the way she sighs and finally relaxes into him its sooooo perfect like he wouldn't have it any other way and hes just talking to her an petting her hair and shes telling him how much better she feels now before shes just out w his cock inside :(