#these are jokes please do not kill me

[lastweeksshirttonight]

Apropos of literally nothing besides my weird-ass thought process, Strike Force Five and the K-pop stan behavior I think they might do

Jimmy Kimmel: get into a fistfight over H.O.T. vs Sechskies

Stephen Colbert: get into a fight with Rain over who is more influential teach his military juniors the "Rollin" dance

John Oliver: buy shares of SM to try and influence the direction of their groups

Jimmy Fallon: write 500K-word Jimin/reader fanfiction

Seth Meyers: send protest trucks to demand that all future Enhypen videos, MVs or otherwise, have a bunch of women in them

[iloveacronix]

SO MANY BBGS

Ough hes so fun to draw

[xxplastic-cubexx]

the panel where eriks in a robe in bed reading .. and gets up and calls for charles guys? what? how did charles not get in bed immediately? i feel sick THAT SHOULD BEBEBENMEMEMEMEEEEE

no cause liiiiiiiikkkeeee......... girl what hte ufck ........

(The Trial of Magneto (2021) #2)

[brynn-lear]

"Hmm? Oh, I'm just the milkman. Nothin' more. Won't you let me in, my doorman?"

[st4rstudent]

my contribution to that one text screenshot

featuring more of the Cone

[lolzitstheo]

I hope people see my vision. Now I present a Tad Strange x Phoenix Wright comic, enjoy.

And the full page. This is a joke btw.

[bietrofastimoff23]

"I can′t believe that it's finally me and you, and you and me, just us...

- and your BIG EGO."

i came across the reels "when you date a narcissist" in inst, and i realized that i need to draw it with gwaynston.

[goldkirk]

hey this isn’t aimed at anyone in particular but I’m saying it for the record here: if I tell you no, please stop messaging me about fundraisers and mutual aid.

I get enough messages that it’s impossible for me to keep up without devoting at least half an hour each day, when I’m not even on tumblr that long most days. Me having a boundary about this isn’t a moral failing, it’s a lifeboat for me on my own blog.

In my personal life I’m already advocating and donating literally as much as I can spare. This is not me not caring, it’s just me not willing to interact with that on the one place I go online to not interact with irl news and world events for the most part.

I cannot be upset all the time. I cannot be upset everywhere. I cannot use all my emotional and mental energy fielding my own upset from ongoing events. My options are to hold boundaries about this or stop coming online at all.

I’m all for sharing information and signal boosting to reasonable extents, but the scale of it this year is so large and so enduring that it is literally not possible to for me to participate on every account I have. I’ve previously shared links to Gaza eSIM donations and a major hub of verified Go Fund Mes here and elsewhere online. We, the online humans, know how to look those things up ourselves by now. There are many, many people choosing to do advocacy work, and right now, I can’t be one of them.

If you’re extremely upset when I tell you I can’t share/donate right now about a Gaza family or personal fundraiser you ask me to share here, just unfollow and block me. That’s what those buttons are for. Protect your own emotions and energy and get me off your feed instead of staying upset and continuing to engage with online people or content that upsets you.

Please don’t send repeated angry messages based on manufactured purity politics and moral outrage into my messages and inbox when I exercise the right to run my own blog.

[jaysinterestdump]

Do you think drdt chapter 2 took so long because they had to animate a horse for the execution?

(/j)

[exotic-dinostuff]

Haha N you like corn-

[lesbikill]

genuinely abysmal that the community has always been so extremely misogynistic that “thistleclaw - child-abusing, bloodthirsty, warmongering thistleclaw - really wasn’t ever that bad, he was just a little extreme in his patriotism. the real issue is that crazy bitch bluestar, who didn’t like him even though she’s soooo much worse” was genuinely a fairly popular take pre-spottedleaf’s heart. a woman could fall over dead and trip over a man in the process and there would be an essay up within the hour detailing how absolutely awful she is for doing that

[a-gaime]

Chainsaw man oc who's just Denjis therapist and is a responsible and trustworthy adult who doesn't take advantage of him or his issues and trauma

[xxplastic-cubexx]

In your professional educated psychology opinion. why is cherik Like That

i cannot give a Professional educated psychological opinion until at least may but as far as i can tell queer people cant be normal bout anything so thats why theyre like that

[ephemerasnape]

The sight that greeted Victor Rookwood as he exited the Hog's Head that fateful evening would be forever ingrained in his memory.

The street was dark and eerily quiet, and the dapper wizard had just taken a few steps outside the seedy pub before he realized something was amiss, causing him to stop abruptly and survey his surroundings.

"Lumos."

Continued below...

At first, Victor was more disoriented than anything - unsure that he could trust what he was seeing with his own eyes. The dark wizard blinked a few times in confusion before, slowly, he began to make sense of the gruesome display before him.

Heaps of... dirty rags? Someone has made rather a mess, it seems. . .

No. That's blood.

Blood and worse.

Before him was a scene of utter carnage the likes of which he'd never seen. A slaughter. The lifeless bodies of several young witches were splayed out in the middle of Spire Alley, a spectacle so macabre that even the dark wizard, well-accustomed to death, felt his stomach lurch at the sight.

A ginger witch lay eviscerated. Another's golden hair fanned around her angelic face like a halo. A brunette was positioned face down in a pool of her own blood. A strange-looking witch with odd-coloured hair... Victor shuddered as he recalled that one. He remembered her as having been particularly annoying.

And yet more still.

Sisters in death. Some he recognized outright, a vague familiarity to the rest. Their faces - doubtless once beautiful, now befouled by their own blood. Twisted limbs at grotesque angles. Internal organs now decidedly external.

Gods..

And in the center a... survivor? Victor tentatively stepped forward, perhaps even to offer a helping hand, as the pale witch clad in black gazed up at him adoringly.

"Victor.. I did it for you. For us."

Rookwood watched, horrified comprehension dawning on his face as the witch released a bloodied dagger she'd been holding. He barely registered the sound of the steel clattering to the cobblestone over the pounding of his heart.

"I love you, Victor."

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Now a video.

[leyiorr]

BRO BRO RBOE CHAT WTFFFF WTFFFFF THE NEXT JJK CHAPTER IS CALLED "rest in peace, yuji itadori" THE GUN IS GOING OFFFFFF 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 PLEASE GEGE STOP THATS MY GOAT DO NOT MAKE ME KMS