#these are jokes please do not kill me
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lastweeksshirttonight · 1 year ago
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Apropos of literally nothing besides my weird-ass thought process, Strike Force Five and the K-pop stan behavior I think they might do
Jimmy Kimmel: get into a fistfight over H.O.T. vs Sechskies
Stephen Colbert: get into a fight with Rain over who is more influential teach his military juniors the "Rollin" dance
John Oliver: buy shares of SM to try and influence the direction of their groups
Jimmy Fallon: write 500K-word Jimin/reader fanfiction
Seth Meyers: send protest trucks to demand that all future Enhypen videos, MVs or otherwise, have a bunch of women in them
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caruliaa · 2 years ago
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staff still hasn't given me polls, what should i do?
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their moms 69%
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their dads 31%
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grace image os i get to look at her
#edit: edited the og post to what i want but to set the record straight i edited to the post to be mathematically correct right after the#first person pointed it out which was like ten mins after i posted the og post. now fuck offf !!!!! the rest of the tags r from the og post#for some reason i feel very immature making your mom jokes about tumblr staff. which i shldnt !!#bc they suck nd they still havent given me polls. but i ig i feel imature bc it a your mom joke 😭 but still i tihnk its kinda funny#EDIT: edited the post to what i want bc yall were getting annoying . but to set the record straight i edited to post to be mathematically#also its *mum* not mom okay i am NOT !! an american . but if i say mum everyone will j be like 'omg british' like i dont know i am#anyway. i want polls please. give me the rigght to force my mutuals chose between the most inane things#also i tihnk it wld b cool for the cs weekly blog. like w each episode#i cld do a poll of like. out of five stars what do u think of this ep#and it wld b a cool thing of which eps r ppls faves#also i cld have like. whose ur fave in team red whos ur fave in acme etc#id prob just have to go with vile faculty bc theres more than 10 ppl in vile. and ppl wld kill me if i didnt include nel the ell or whoever#it wld b fun !!!#oh btw csweekly thats i thing i want to start. prob on uhhh the 11th of feb ill post abt it more but its basically#a tag/blog for watching cs one ep a time watching one ep every saturday#ya !! :3#flappy rambles#inaccessible#ask to tag#(<- idk. just in case)
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iloveacronix · 7 months ago
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SO MANY BBGS
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Ough hes so fun to draw
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xxplastic-cubexx · 6 days ago
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the panel where eriks in a robe in bed reading .. and gets up and calls for charles guys? what? how did charles not get in bed immediately? i feel sick THAT SHOULD BEBEBENMEMEMEMEEEEE
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no cause liiiiiiiikkkeeee......... girl what hte ufck ........
(The Trial of Magneto (2021) #2)
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brynn-lear · 7 months ago
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"Hmm? Oh, I'm just the milkman. Nothin' more. Won't you let me in, my doorman?"
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rexecutioner · 24 days ago
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Sorry ive been so inactive recently, I have a life that I needed to get back to for a bit! I am returning with a new hyperfixation (i am seven years late)
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I drew me and my friend’s favorite characters in a silly artstyle!! We are going through the game together and we are almost done with Chapter Four (i am so scared) (ignore how tiny Rantaro’s head is) (i rant in the tags beware)
#Me and my buddies favs are Rantaro (mine) Shuichi Kokichi and Kaito#Maki is there to finish the trio and Angie is there because I love her#No spoilers past chapter 5 please!!#Why does Kaitos hair look like that /gen /pos#danganronpa v3#shuichi saihara#kaito momota#maki harukawa#kokichi ouma#rantaro amami#angie yonaga#drv3#drv3 killing harmony#I also gave Rantaro sandals because he deserves them 💙 gone too soon#If you see style inconsistency its because i drew kokichi and co today and the other three yesterday lol#Question why does every fem character have a skirt#Giving Tenko and Himiko pants asap it works fine with the rest of their outfits but i did give Maki leggings too#Miu is so freaky why did they write her like that (we couldnt read half of her lines without feeling utterly confused) /silly#i love Keebo sm im so scared bcs he hasnt died yet#Is it Keebo or Kiibo ive seen both#No comment on Kiyo but i feel like his story could have worked a bit better if the implications were more present#Poor guy but at the same time i dont really like him (justice for my girls Tenko and Angie)#I love Gonta sm i love his obsession with bugs he is so silly#WHY DOES SHUICHIS VOICE SOUND SO EMO IN THE ENGLISH VERSION#Dont get me wrong the va didnt do a bad job i just really like the Japanese version more it fits his vibe so much better#Rip Kaede your death scarred me bcs i had never consumed dr content before starting v3 as a joke#Tsumugi. My behated. THERE IS NO WAY SHE IS THAT BORING FOR NO REASON#Kirumi was gonna snap eventually lmao i would have too /j#Rip Ryoma your love hotel is so depressing#v3 spoilers
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st4rstudent · 19 days ago
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my contribution to that one text screenshot
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featuring more of the Cone
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scream-mans-friend · 1 year ago
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bietrofastimoff23 · 4 months ago
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"I can′t believe that it's finally me and you, and you and me, just us...
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- and your BIG EGO."
i came across the reels "when you date a narcissist" in inst, and i realized that i need to draw it with gwaynston.
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goldkirk · 3 months ago
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hey this isn’t aimed at anyone in particular but I’m saying it for the record here: if I tell you no, please stop messaging me about fundraisers and mutual aid.
I get enough messages that it’s impossible for me to keep up without devoting at least half an hour each day, when I’m not even on tumblr that long most days. Me having a boundary about this isn’t a moral failing, it’s a lifeboat for me on my own blog.
In my personal life I’m already advocating and donating literally as much as I can spare. This is not me not caring, it’s just me not willing to interact with that on the one place I go online to not interact with irl news and world events for the most part.
I cannot be upset all the time. I cannot be upset everywhere. I cannot use all my emotional and mental energy fielding my own upset from ongoing events. My options are to hold boundaries about this or stop coming online at all.
I’m all for sharing information and signal boosting to reasonable extents, but the scale of it this year is so large and so enduring that it is literally not possible to for me to participate on every account I have. I’ve previously shared links to Gaza eSIM donations and a major hub of verified Go Fund Mes here and elsewhere online. We, the online humans, know how to look those things up ourselves by now. There are many, many people choosing to do advocacy work, and right now, I can’t be one of them.
If you’re extremely upset when I tell you I can’t share/donate right now about a Gaza family or personal fundraiser you ask me to share here, just unfollow and block me. That’s what those buttons are for. Protect your own emotions and energy and get me off your feed instead of staying upset and continuing to engage with online people or content that upsets you.
Please don’t send repeated angry messages based on manufactured purity politics and moral outrage into my messages and inbox when I exercise the right to run my own blog.
#and on that note#I also think some people need to sit down and ask themselves#if their old end times anxieties and fears and preparations and word spreading#haven’t filtered straight into a new non religious end of society and end of modern world order anxiety that they’re pushing on other peopl#even if it is the end times#you cannot change that by beating your own anxieties into other people’s heads#people can care MORE when they are GIVEN ROOM TO BREATHE#first rule of sustainable activism is you can’t do it constantly and you can’t push it on people constantly#you have to pace it and you have have have have HAVE to play long games#short term activism burns you out and if it leads to full despair from burnout it can get you killed via depression#it’s not a joke#there’s a reason your elders have books and community lore about healthy activism even in times of crisis#they lived it. they learned from it. learn from them.#spend your time doing things that can make real impacts.#do little things online but unless you’re an actual information hub you shouldn’t be posting constantly about it#people won’t even want to follow you anymore eventually because that’s not why they followed you#and then you have no audience for your important message anyway.#I know this. I learned it myself on other accounts.#please. stop. harassing me.#how is harassing me going to make me MORE willing to change my mind and post? just because you demanded it?#I am an autonomous person#this is my ONE curated space on the website#you have a multitude of tags and other users#don’t waste energy on a person who already told you no. let’s call that activism rule number two#spend your energy where it’s not likely to be wasted#you’re needed for a long haul#act like it 😭#and stop spamming me 😭#hey little star whatcha gonna queue?
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jaysinterestdump · 2 months ago
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Do you think drdt chapter 2 took so long because they had to animate a horse for the execution?
(/j)
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exotic-dinostuff · 6 months ago
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Haha N you like corn-
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lesbikill · 2 months ago
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genuinely abysmal that the community has always been so extremely misogynistic that “thistleclaw - child-abusing, bloodthirsty, warmongering thistleclaw - really wasn’t ever that bad, he was just a little extreme in his patriotism. the real issue is that crazy bitch bluestar, who didn’t like him even though she’s soooo much worse” was genuinely a fairly popular take pre-spottedleaf’s heart. a woman could fall over dead and trip over a man in the process and there would be an essay up within the hour detailing how absolutely awful she is for doing that
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a-gaime · 6 months ago
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Chainsaw man oc who's just Denjis therapist and is a responsible and trustworthy adult who doesn't take advantage of him or his issues and trauma
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leyiorr · 3 months ago
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BRO BRO RBOE CHAT WTFFFF WTFFFFF THE NEXT JJK CHAPTER IS CALLED "rest in peace, yuji itadori" THE GUN IS GOING OFFFFFF 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 PLEASE GEGE STOP THATS MY GOAT DO NOT MAKE ME KMS
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wolfythewitch · 2 years ago
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Hubris is thr act of one claiming that they are better than a god
Example "I'm so pretty I'm even note beautiful than Lady Aphrodite"
Story of Arachne
Icarus
Original story of Medusa
I don't think what ur describing is hubris but over confidence:]
You haven't seen me sleep deprived and willing to kill god
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