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screaming into my pillow about the way loki looked at mobius in the new episode of loki
#loki season 2#lokius#and idk what to do about it#im feeling so many emotions about it but—#theres nowhere for them to go#hence the screaming
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Okay so Danny gets adopted by Bruce. Yeah? Yeah.
And they don't know about his powers? Obviously. We know this part of the story.
BUT. On a casual trip out for food or whatever, Danny and some of the bat sibs get cornerd by reporters and paparazzi. There panicking bec danny JUST got here and they haven't had time to breif him on how to interact with the media and he's totally gonna flounder and they need to help him before he totally flubs it!
Exept, he doesn't. He smiles, nice and bright, into the camra. He waits patiently for each reporter to ask their questions and then answers confidently, giving them something walst acctually answering nothing. "Where are you from?" "A small town, I'm sure you wouldn't know it but, really, it's about where I am now."How did you come to be adopted by bruce?"Well, I look quite a bit like my new brothers, don't you think? Haha. I like to think it was meant to be."
And on and on he gose, dancing around them, shareing professionally worded jokes and calmly addressing eatch person as they viyed for his attention, controlling the flow of conversation.
The bat kids all look at eatchother.
This kids been media trained.
#danny phantom#danny fenton#dc x dp crossover#dpxdc#ofc WE know its because this poor kid has been hounded by the media for YEARS#after his first few run ins with them went rather badly#danny basically pulled up the wikihow on how to not be a dingus on camra#and the rest is practice#but its enough to make the bats just a liiiiiittle suspicious#like.#why is this 16 y/o from the middle of nowhere with no one perants so perfectly camra compitant??#theres something going on there.
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all you ever need is to be nice and friendly
#undescribed#bonk.png#great god grove#ggg#great god grove spoilers#ggg spoilers#first thing is like that post thats like ''making my fav do community service so i can enjoy them uncritically'' bc i think its funny#n SOMEONE is gonna have to clean up all the inspekta merch also gave him a gay little ponytail bc i had trouble with his hair#second thing is supposed to be that image thats a lady in heels standing ontop of a guy so she can get to the higher shelves in a store#but i COULDNT find it also thats meant to be vib stepping on capo but i didnt draw it too clearly tbh#third thing its not meant to be like genuine shippy rick's response to if u use the blush line on him is like a very specific thing of#romantic relationships not as connection but as a status symbol a material good to show you've made it a prize to show off#which is like catnip to me n also extremely not that deep within the game bc its entirely optional n goes nowhere but OUGHHHH.......#i have. a kajillion thoughts related to that kind of stuff but i dont have the words rn so i will say that in the unlikely scenario they did#get married i dont think they'd even live together or go on dates or anything its a relationship defined by being absent n squeaky clean#godpoke is in a wedding dress bc to me relationships that are a performance go hand in hand with forced conformity n closingoff authenticity#they get to be the bride bc rick is already the groom their face is hidden by a veil bc it doesnt particularly matter that its them#n the little crown holding it is mean to resemble the clippy part of the clipboard whats underneath the paper is irrelevant#theres more but again i dont have the brain for it rn#fourth thing ouppy ^w^ also related to the caption bc its just a line from my fav song from the first game
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the cop that likes to set up a speed trap Directly behind my house was back last night. Why the fucker thinks he needs to throw on his sirens at ass o clock every time someone misses the slow down speed limit sign is beyond me. The neighbor dogs got into 10-30 min howling sessions as the lot of them kept eachother worked up Every Time super pig caught someone. That was not fun
This morning though. This morning. I was woken by my neighbor attempting to corrall one of her animals and or children back to her yard and out of mine. Which she has had to do many times before and she always does it in the same way.
By following it to where it's hiding under my back porch (directly below my bedroom window) and repeatedly saying "I love you" until it calms and comes out to her.
Terrible sleep experience 0/10 stars.
#The speed limit drops from 45 to 30 but if you dont already know that you'd not guess it bc its a fucking Highway in nowhere#Theres some serious curves and cliffs that you cant see until you get to them so people assume that once they're out of the city they should#be going 60-70.#Which if you do that you die. that road is Not sign posted well and assumes you know to be going 30 the entire way#so its the perfect place to speed trap#but its Behind My House.
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i yet again do NOT understand why people think that what happened to steven in future came out of nowhere. the main show beats it into the ground how fucked up all this stuff has him! just cause he ends the main show in a good place doesnt mean that everything was solved! he solved the gem stuff but not himself, that was the whole point!
like. those people show that they didnt even pay attention to the show AND they dont understand trauma. like. shut the fuck up !!!!
#my post#su#liveblogging#how do you fucking miss the whole EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED IN THE MAIN SHOW#no child or teenager should go through that!! no one should tbf but especially them#like ok fine. other shows do this stuff all the time and theres no consequences. but su was never the show to do that lol#i know im bringing up discourse from years ago but the thing is is that people STILL hold these opinions!#like. bro athena p on youtube has THE MOST JANK su opinions. she doesnt like pearl or future ? hello?#like ok whatever you dont have to like something but then she starts going into *why* and its like. bro stop talking no#yet again its just like people that say that cassandras betrayal came out of nowhere. NO IT DIDNT FUCK OFF#im so mad dude its so easy to understand this stuff for me#also trauma can absolutely wait to manifest or show its ugly head#he showed concerning behaviors in the main show but. aughhhh whateverrr whatever whatever whatever#its also that he was finally in a good calm place in future and when youre in a calm place your trauma brain goes THIS ISNT RIGHT#it gets so used to the stressful situations you were in that itll still think things are wrong even when nothing is#because it cant risk bringing its guard down in case stuff happens all over again#or some shit like that. fuck#and steven? babey hes been in stressful situations for a long time#ew why does this post have notes lol i thought itd get like 5 notes. im not opening the notes thing lmaoo fuck that
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Sam being really protective of Jacob in 2 comic cons 🥰
[sdcc 2022]
sam encouraging jacob to share which new figurines he got/jacob about taking him & eric to the floor:
Jacob: i think they were like, “oh, we thought–” Eric *teasing*: “–you were a normal person” Sam: i loved it. I just cant believe some of the artwork [of the figures]. it's amazing!
He really loves the fact jacob is a nerd 🥰
Also at beginning, Eric even says "now i know the level of lunacy of the fandoms (that attend to comic cons)" and Jacob was outraged. He even mumbles "how dare you?!" to Sam 🤣
[sdcc 2024]
sam protecting jacob in his absence, as the interviewer jokes about trash-talking jacob:
interviewer: he can't fight back! sam: *fighting back* jacob has massive fomo […] *glancing at delainey & assad* so let's not trash jacob!
via thejamlore (x)(x)
#jam reiderson#jacob anderson#sam reid#eric bogosian#delainey hayles#assad zaman#bailey bass#San Diego Comic-Con 2022#San Diego Comic-Con 2024#Quoting comments:#it get me everytime sam 'defending' Jacob from Eric's teasing by saying that he found the funko pops 'artistically interesting#he really went “not on my watch. and that’s final.”#this tells me Jacob was texting them constantly for updates and sent a little have fun guys message before the panel#sam asking even more questions and encouraging jacob to talk about his interests and defending him saying he loved it…#the way that man said fuck the cameras let me turn all the way around when my bby is speaking 😭#media training nowhere to be found the entire back of his head facing the camera bc jacob is more important#sam please jacob is not going anywhere you can face the camera while he’s talking 😭#if theres one thing about jam… they will never look at the interviewer just each other 😭😭#girl your neck.. your neck girl#Sam’s neck was aching after this one.#He turned into an owl soon as Jacob spoke#jacob is a huge nerd and sam is enamored with him
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I was reading through the comics where Surge has the dynamo cage (Because I am nothing if not consistent with my special interests) and I noticed something I never noticed before when reading. Something that has created what to me is now a huge currently unanswered question. We know that Dr Starline either kidnapped Surge and Kit, or they Volunteered and eventually became the characters we know. They were genetically modified, implanted with mechanical parts to enhance their new abilities, and then mentally conditioned to follow specific personality traits to follow the good Doctors plans. But did he ever try to MAKE something first?, CREATE a new being in order to fulfill his plans to usurp the Hero/Villain dynamic? And if he didn't...? Then WHAT ARE THOSE?
#sonic the hedgehog#sonic idw#surge the tenrec#kitsunami the fennec#dr starline#I genuinely expect this will go nowhere#but if it does? it's gonna blow my fuckin mind#They're the only tubes that HAVE something in them#and theres a tarp on one of them#Implying he was keeping it hidden#And the one that looks more fully formed is STILL PLUGGED IN#Something to think about#Zero's rambling again
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I don't know how much more explicit the message of "THIS IS GROOMING" could have been without Be On Cloud superimposing it in all-caps text over every one of Non and his teacher's scenes. People interpreting that as "cheating" are cracked in the fucking head.
#dead friend forever#dff the series#barcode fucking killed those scenes!!! the desperation and discomfort and resignation!?!!#the fact that Non was textually terrified of dying at the hands of Tee's uncles gang unless he found that money#and once he accepted it and Keng held that power over him did he lean in to kiss him.#theres a reason that even universoty professors are fired for having relationships with their ADULT students.#because holding a position of institutional power over someone like that in a relationship is deeply deeply disfunctional and bad#do you think that if you were a child that felt they had literally nowhere else to turn. not to parents. or friends. or partner.#and a teacher said they would fix all your problems in a room with a closed door and kissed you.#you wouldnt feel obligated to kiss back and offer yourself up in exchange???#because what?? you're too moral??? you'd rather die???#THIS IS HOW GROOMING HAPPENS. ITS ADULTS SEEKING OUT THE MOST VULNERABLE PEOPLE IN THEIR CLASSES AND HOLDING SOMETHING OVER THEM.#IF I SEE ANYONE CALLING NON A CHEATER AGAIN I AM GOING TO KILL.#ITS STATUTORY RAPE. YOU THICK FUCKS.#KENG MADE HIM KEEP HIS SCHOOL UNIFORM ON. HE'S A FUCKING PEDOPHILE.#IM GOING TO KILL.#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SOME OF YALL ARE THE STUPIDEST MOTHERFUCKERS AROUND. YOURE STUPID. YOURE SO FUCKING DUMB. GODDDDDDDDDDDDD
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thinking about frank and sex (in a sad way)
#marvel#frank castle#the punisher#not as in about sex with him but like how hes portrayed in relation to it in the comics if that makes sense#hes just always so deeply uninterested not just in the women but the act itself too like#so many times hes like. not pressured thats the wrong word but like i can think of at least two times i saw#where the women just kinda. walk themselves into his bed. and hes like 'eh idk about this' but then just kinda does it anyway#like i imagine the writers intended for this to be like a cool guy thing yk like ah he gets so much action and he DOESNT CARE cuz hes COOL#but ME personally i cant help but read it like. god idk i dont want to say him letting himself get used and using them in turn#theres this expression 'going through the motions' that kind of feels right here but idk how to explain it#hes just so weird about it. every time. in my mind i cant imagine him ever really wanting it very much#like maybe to feel good sometimes but its never. idk am i making sense am i just saying shit#is he gay asexual missing his dead wife or just so so fucking traumatized and dead on the inside that his body is just an object now#so many fun ways to interpret this#<guy who is not having fun interpreting this#wish i could just project my thoughts into your heads so youd see exactly what i mean cuz i dont feel im verbalizing this well enough#god take a shot every time i say 'like' or 'just'. youll be off your face from this post only#i may be making shit up tbh idk the thought struck me out of nowhere while i was looking at the ceiling
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spending more than a few days around your family and no one else truly does cause a certain type of madness. and baby they call me the joker
#ughhhh#travelling with other people after travelling solo is exhausting#wdym i cant just go do my own thing#what do you mean i have to spend this entire time doing shit other people want to do while i just kinda stand around awkwardly bc i dont#have anyone to talk to#what do you meani constantly have to mask more than i ususally do bc i cant look at all neurodivergent or queer or. unhappy. or bored.#or tired#im so tired.#ive got a couple of days in london alone thank fuck#but ugh idk#its just constant 'you should appreciate this!! not many people get to do this!!#cant have a real conversation. treated like a child the whole time. cant even swear.#misgendered and deadnamed the entire time but whats new there#constantly surrounded by people#constantly have to be performing happiness because otherwise youre called rude and told to snap out of it#cant talk to people because everyone interrupts or talks over you or doesnt hear you#cant go on your phone at all if theres anyone around. and theres always people around#constantly on the border of being overloaded at all times but you still have to talk to people !!!#its not even my family this sucksss#'come to england so you can sit in a pub for 3 hours while everyone drinks beer and talks to each other you cant join in on any conversatio#you cant do anything else and if you dont look happy to just be sitting there doing nothing then you get yelled at!! and maybe this is a lit#paid for my own tickets) but#im not. this isnt *fun*. im sitting around surrounded by someone elses family who dont know me and i dont know them#doing shit i actively hate all day#and i constantly have to be performing and acting like im habing a great time the entire time or im spoilt#even thouhg i. i paid for my own ticket here#man i couldve gone to japan again#'isnt england amazing!!" yeah idk it seems like it is!! too bad weve spent this entire goddamn time in some tiny village in the middle of#fuck ass nowhere going on walks that are identical to the ones at home#love to actually go experience it outside of the. one full day. i get in london
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REALLY wanna make a thing about Protoman and Bass as roommates
#meposting#okay listen okay I have a vision its not like an au more like a Bass gets mad at Wily and leaves and has nowhere to go and just#ends up staying where protoman stays#which me personally I headcannon protoman living in an abandoned building somewhere where he keeps a bunch of scraps of old tech and stuff#them as roommates is just bro I have a vision#theres so much comedy potential and they already have a rly interesting dynamic
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Y'know, we've been experimenting with Noodler's a bit more, and honestly we think that the talk about the smell as a sticking point has been overstated somewhat. We might be biased by our own background, but we think a lot of the reason that it's so overstated is because it's being encountered by people who have never been on a farm before and are unused to the scent.
We like to have opinions on things. This post is on your dashboard for two reasons - one, we've been using this Charlie pen for something like two-three weeks now, and thus have gained enough experience to be comfortable making statements about it, and two, like every review we've seen online and also the one person we talked to about using Noodler's immediately hit us with "oh but the SMELL" and we honestly didn't find it that bad.
We have, for reference, a Noodler's Charlie pen (came free with Baystate Blue), and a few bottles at this point. Noodler's is a brand that, at least for us, stands out due to affordability (guy making them apparently has previously stated that he takes pride in how little money he makes off his ink, and we checked and they're legitimately the cheapest ink even when compared to clearance inks) and the ridiculous amount of properties they bake into inks (waaterproof, forgeryproof, flourescent, "bulletproof", freeze-resistant - there are a good chunk of these that bind to the cellulite in paper, and Baystate Blue specifically is known for staining pens and such). Its pens are made with a vegetal resin that is cheap, biodegradable, and known for its smell. We also had one guy bring up the inks having an odor.
While the pens are where the "smell" note came up most often, we find that it's honestly... less bad than billed? It's noticeable when you put it up to your nose, but leaving it out in sunlight for a few days, as most manufacturers recommend, definitely does make a difference. The immediate smell is best described as putrescent - it reminds us a bit of manure, which is definitely something some people will have less tolerance for. With exposure to sunlight, it mulls into something more akin to a rich fertilizer, which we personally find somewhat pleasant, though YMMV on that.
This pen smells more when it has been used often - body temperature and sweat will get it smelling stronger, and it may stick to your fingers for a few minutes. Putting it down before writing again will get it back to its neutral state - and with the specific pen, doing this every now and then is a good idea anyways, since the Charlie Pen when eyedroppered can have excess flow if the hand's body heat causes the air inside of the pen to expand. This is probably a dealbreaker to some - we don't blame them, if so! This is an acquired taste, for sure, and we feel that a lot of our personal view on this particular manufacturer works the same way as
The chemical smell on inks is something that we'd definitely agree with with some, but not all - we have a sample vial of Noodler's Black Eel, and it has enough surface tension that it acts more like a simulation of a liquid than an actual liquid. It smells sharply artificial, like silicone condensed into a liquid. It is intense and distinctly unnatural and honestly it's a really fun substance to play with partially because of this. Other inks, like Southwest Sunset (3 oz bottle, obtained a few months ago by now), are significantly less... pronounced? There's a chemical smell, but it certainly isn't noticeable unless you stick your nose right up in there. Honestly, we think that unless you're getting a lubricant ink, it's nothing to worry about.
If we paid fifty dollars for this pen, then we might consider these complaints to be... hmm, more significant? The Noodler's Charlie Pen we have was free, and writes better than a $50 pen - and we do mean legitimately free, we checked the price of the ink and it adds nothing to the price to add the pen. Things like Noodler's Flex pens are ten bucks below the next most expensive thing and much prettier. Your mileage may vary, of course - we have a relatively sensitive nose, but we also grew up in the middle of fuckass nowhere and had more than enough time to get used to the smells of livestock and animals, whereas we could easily imagine that someone who didn't grow up on a farm would be shocked and disgusted by the smell. But it's a free pen, we like "biodegradable and sturdy", it functions better than our more expensive ones, and... honestly, we kind of think the resin is worth the price of admission.
This post does not necessarily have a purpose - it is, mostly, us sharing our opinions on something, and you should take it how you will. Most sellers recommend that you leave the pen out in sunlight to sap the smell, and we noticed that it was more or less gone when our of use after about a week and a half of that. Our $0 Charlie pen has a significantly better flow than our $25 Pilot Metropolitan, and a less scratchy nib. We feel like if it works it works - you may want a less strong-smelling pen, or a pen that doesn't need to be left out in sunlight for a week. Though we, of course, can be more than caught up in form, we tend to vastly prefer function over looking fancy, so this has become one of our most well-used pens over the past little bit.
So we aren't just obliterating your dashboard - here's a picture of the moddle, and of our foster kittens serving as our backdrop for our Charlie pen. Do what you will with this information. Also, to our loyal followers, thank you for continuing to attend our blog posts as we slowly descend further into the madness of fountain pens. We refuse to buy anything that costs over $100 without a job and at least a few years sunk into the hobby, but Fountain Pen Day has given us a handful of sales good enough to get spendier pens that would otherwise be out of our price range, so you will probably be hearing about those soon enough.

#we speak#fountain pen#we've worked with things long enough to have opinions on them now and you are going to hear them#anyways we got something like a 75% discount on a pen that would otherwise be absurdly expensive#so now we are just waiting for that to arrive#considering how much of a difference higher-end nibs have made and how INCREDIBLY good our spendier pens are#we are inclined to DEARLY want to check out a gold-nib pen just to see how well it writes#however our hard limit for New Hobbies is “never buy anything more than $100 without at least a year in the hobby”#and we Refuse to grapple with the shipping fees of sending shit out to Fuckass Nowhere more often than we have to#so given the givens theres a good chance we will never get a gold nib#unless the site thats given us VIP Status for our recent fountain pen day activities decides to discount smth by A Lot#we get that it's gold and that these are considered Luxury Items#and we also get the need to invest in quality - as a traditional artist our Really Good supplies are more spendy than we'd like#however we are not fucking spending a hundred and fifteen dollars on a pen
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Never trust anyone who has "active in discourse" or some variant in their bio like a badge.
#clemramble#sorry i wrote out a big thing about this specific situation on another website but honestly it is never that serious#an honorable mention. also do not trust people who brag about how many people have them blocked. always something up with them#my biggest tip to enhance your online experience is to BLOOOOCK PEOPLE! BLOCK THEM!!! HIDE THEM AWAY FOREVER!! NO MORE!!!#DO NOT BE TEMPTED BY THE EVILS OF BACK AND FORTH NOWHERE ARGUMENTS. MUTE THEM!! GET THEM OUT OF YOUR SIGHT!!!#THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH BLOCKING OR MUTING THINGS. YOU ARE NOT LOSING IF YOU BLOCK SOMEONE.#(imagine im yelling that directly at the viewer so hard that theres wind motion going on)#“if you block i win” YOU ARE A MISERABLE FIEND AND I HOPE YOU FIND JOY IN LIFE WHERE YOU CANNOT NOW#ok thats all. smiles and sparkles gleam and a squeaky noise is played
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so the property im house sitting at is like. pretty isolated and up a driveway that theres no possible way youre going to go all the way up on accident but a random unexpected car came up and didnt come back down as far as i could see so that is. very fun and not at all frightening ✌️
#i told my parents what was going on and they called the police to have them come check everything out.#no word on when thatll be because. like. mildly middle of nowhere and its cops.#realistically theyre gonna do fuck all. because again. its a cop. but theres no way im going up to check the other house rn.#itd be thin ice for me to go do it tomorrow morning if not for the animals i have to feed.#its been about an hour since it initially happened so ive calmed down a little bit but im still freaked out being alone like this#god itd be so fuckin cringe if i got murdered in this shitty slasher scenario. im wearing a fuckin halloween t shirt.#you cant be slashed while wearing a slasher thats embarrassing.#anyway. i doubt im gonna die. but it is scary when some motherfucker is outside#and you cannot see them#ghost.txt
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master detective archives: rain code chapter 2 a silent curtain call ending. kills my fucking self

#THEY LOVED AIKO SO MUCH MAN!!!!!!!!!! THEY FUCKING LOVED HER#THEY TRIED SO HARD FOR SO LONG TO GET JUSTICE FOR HER. THEY TRIED SO HARD TO KEEP HER MEMORY ALIVE.#BUT IT NEVER WORKED IT NEVER FUCKING WORKED BECAUSE THE POLICE JUST DIDNT FUCKING CARE#A MURDER WASNT CONVENIENT FOR THEM. WHO CARES ABOUT AIKO. WHO CARES ABOUT WHAT SHE DESERVES#WHO CARES WHEN THERES MONEY AND CONVENIENCE.#AND GOD THE GIRLS TRIED. BUT WHAT ELSE WERE THEY MEANT TO DO WHAT ELSE WAS THERE TO DO#WHEN THEIR HEARTS WERE SO FULL OF LOVE AND ANGER WITH NOWHERE FOR IT TO GO#WITH THE PERSON WHO STOLE THEIR SUNLIGHT SMILING LIKE NOTHING HAD HAPPENED#AND GOD. THEYRE WITH HER NOW. I HOPE THEYRE WITH HER NOW. WE PUT ON A GOOD SHOW DIDNT WE AIKO. THEYRE TOGETHER NOW#mj.txt#raincode#rain code spoilers
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time to tma post on main even tho im still in the 140s of episodes and not even past the 3/4 point of the podcast but i had some Thoughts i think youd all like, copypasted directly from my dms with my buddy @/sbpstudios (hi neil if you see me)
"theres a key difference between hunt, slaughter, and flesh. to me anyways.
and thats like. the end result/purpose of the deaths.
for hunt, its in the chase and pursuit, of prey and predation.
for flesh, its the blending of meat and bone, of being only the sum of your parts and being valued insomuch as you can provide. flesh is about what you leave behind when you are killed.
slaughter is about death. death and killing, indiscriminate and uncaring so long as the pied piper gets his dues"
#this is how im feeding myself in the ao3 drought#since ffn is barren and wattpad is an unscavengable wasteland that doesnt even have 1k hollow knight fics and theres nowhere else to go#i must come here lmao#no way to feed the danny phantom/magnus archives hunger beast ive accidentally stirred in my head#my mind is fucking hungry feed me statements /j#dp/tma is an underrated crossover more people should work at it#lemme slurp up them words like spaghetti#also. if you want more thoughts re: fear natures or analysiseses. lmk#i love to ramble about things#and tma is so so tasty as a horror work#chefs kiss#i scarfed my way through the first half in like a week#the magnus archives#tma#tma fears#tma slaughter#tma flesh#tma hunt#tma fear analysis
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