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bitchfitch · 11 days ago

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the cop that likes to set up a speed trap Directly behind my house was back last night. Why the fucker thinks he needs to throw on his sirens at ass o clock every time someone misses the slow down speed limit sign is beyond me. The neighbor dogs got into 10-30 min howling sessions as the lot of them kept eachother worked up Every Time super pig caught someone. That was not fun

This morning though. This morning. I was woken by my neighbor attempting to corrall one of her animals and or children back to her yard and out of mine. Which she has had to do many times before and she always does it in the same way.

By following it to where it's hiding under my back porch (directly below my bedroom window) and repeatedly saying "I love you" until it calms and comes out to her.

Terrible sleep experience 0/10 stars.

#The speed limit drops from 45 to 30 but if you dont already know that you'd not guess it bc its a fucking Highway in nowhere #Theres some serious curves and cliffs that you cant see until you get to them so people assume that once they're out of the city they should #be going 60-70.#Which if you do that you die. that road is Not sign posted well and assumes you know to be going 30 the entire way #so its the perfect place to speed trap #but its Behind My House.

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arunneronthird · 1 year ago

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tell 'em all they'll love in my shadow

#been reading some superboy and just #the feeling of being left behind #of not being needed anymore #just really hit #also these are lyrics from the house that heaven built by the japandroids and it is v much recommended #its written like a poem #superboy #kon el #tim drake #timkon #superman #dc comics #ladies. gentlemen. you have eaten well.#my art #batman

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gunstellations · 2 months ago

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cuddle ball

#sonadow #its a small sketch but its honest work #i missed them...#want them being all cute and silly #the warm and gentle intimacy of cuddling....#i want them to become a ball the way they do for a spindash except they're both together in one single ball #waking up in each others arms with an affectionate but embarrassed shadow and a happy giggly sonic #ooc? i don't know her #this is my house they are gay and silly behind closed curtains and doors #my art #i say all this but. actually this sketch is a tad edited from its original form and i did miss a bit of shadows arm that i erased there....#that hes propping himself up with but you didnt see that #i cannot be bothered to erase it now

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 1 year ago

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Does

Does Barnaby

Does Barnaby tell the others to get off his lawn when he's angry

psh, who do you think he is, an old man? he'd Bark, like any lively young dog

#serves them right for (playfully) arguing right outside of his house smh #hes got sensitive ears yall... probably... i wouldnt know...#i bet ya could hear that woof everywhere in the neighborhood #and feel it. its gotta be deep as hell. bass boosted boof #legend has it that a Single Can fell in howdy's store #scribble salad #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #many thoughts about barnaby and barking #id imagine that if asked if he can bark hed be like 'yeah but its a waste of effort / who has the time for That'#i doubt he ever really does it...#cause that would take effort and really when would he be in the mood to be able to do it #its like. i dont get how some people can just let out a real good yell/scream on command #if im not angry enough i Physically Cannot raise my voice in that way. just dont have it in me #and id also think that barnaby has a thick skin. takes a lot to make him That Peeved yk yk #but when he does bark. oof. thats gotta be the loudest shit ever #everyone runs out of their homes like 'what happened??? is there a thunderstorm??? did a fuckin Bomb go off??'#meanwhile barnaby is slamming his door behind him and frank & julie are speedwalking away from his house with ringing ears #thoughts thoughts thoughts Musings

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dumbfucksystem · 6 days ago

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thinking about mafia shen family au. the system is fucking around with shen qingqius life again and is like yk what if ur not gonna tell your husband anything about yourself then ill force you to. have fun! :D

sqq doesn’t even have the time to think 'wtfff??' before Everything Happens. shen yuan’s soul gets shoved back into his original body just moments before he dies. in this version of the au he was choking on food, so he gets the lovely experience of having his airflow blocked again! lucky for him, the system dragged binghe along for the ride so he is saved before he dies again.

this route for mafia au means that the shen family never had to grieve shen yuan. im not sure how the Family reacts to their a-yuan suddenly having a very strong and intimidating significant other (boyfriend? husband?!??? wdym he got married without telling us!?!?) all of a sudden. does shen yuan come out to his family?? no, but also yes, but also not really. they knew he wasn't straight this entire time, so its more like they are coming out to him instead of the other way around. god knows they have bigger skeletons in their closets, they don't care if a twink is in there too.

there is less angst here, and it mostly centers around the comedic factor of shen yuan showing binghe around his house only for them to "stumble upon" an entire closet filled with guns..!?! shen yuan is just standing there in complete horror as binghe grabs a whole ass ar-15!?!?? hes looking at him with the most innocent eyes asking him what this strange metal object is. jesus fucking christ. his white lotus is holding a gun and now he has to explain gun control policies while his brain is leaking out of his ears. he opens his mouth right before an alarm starts blaring everywhere. he’s saved by the bell! except not really, because now six members of his Family are surrounding them and pointing several guns at binghe!!!!! what the actual fuck is going on here!!!!!! this is not how the 'meet the parents' arc is supposed to go!!

#im gonna name this route #binqiu shen family mafia au #because i want to write the binggeyuan version #and i wanna specify which mafia aus im talking about when i post. i cant make up my mind on where i want to take this lol #shen yuan mafia au #the 'closet' was actually very well hidden with several different mechanisms locking it away #im sure sy also had to do a finger scan to open it #and he didnt think much about it because 'all the other doors in his house have locks like that!' its no big deal if we open this one #he showed binghe around to all of the secret spots in his family home where he would hide. and one of those spots happened to be a safe room #that had a closet full of snacks + warm blankets + and several sets of spare clothes to change into #he never knew that there was another door behind all those coats! wow his house has so many cool features in it!#DA GE WHY DO WE OWN SO MANY GUNS WTF #THIS ISNT AMERICA?????????????#BTW the Family thinks that binghe is probably a spy or smth and preying on sy to get to the Family. that might be important to mention. idk #svsss #svsss au #shen yuan #luo binghe #even tho hes barely mentioned... sorry lbh ill expand on your role here later...#scumbag self saving system #scumbag system #mxtx svsss #svsss luo binghe #bingqiu #its there if u squint #i am the system in this case #i want to put sy into so many Situations™️#svsss shen yuan

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codacheetah · 4 months ago

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This specific dialogue interests me because it feels like the closest thing we get to a direct correlation between the True Ending and Loop giving up. I mean yea obviously the True Ending is literally the "TRUE ENDING" of SASASAP there was even a whole dialogue change to twohats in the latest update to super canonize it for the people who didn't get it. But the way this is phrased (as the direct progression of "something terrible" into "i'm here") makes me think that Loop waking up in that meadow again directly led into them making their second wish.

#isat spoilers #post made mostly bc this interaction is why i don't personally believe loop kept looping after true ending #i think if loop went through their 'nothing left to do in a video game' trying to do random shit until something gives phase #they did it before locking themself to the third floor #we know loop pulled some shit that siffrin never did and probably would never have ended up doing. see: mention of unfreezing claude.#leaving isabeau behind because he touched a tear one loop.#that clock dialogue that pretty much confirms loop skipped the house at least once. realistically multiple times given how muchthey remembe #abt what's happening in dormont at the time the clock displays #this is my way of saying i think the most interesting sasasap speculation comes from sasasap's precanon #rather than its postcanon #obv this is just my interpretation. but the progression i imagine in loop's loops is #normal looping. -> desperation for an out leads to wild experimentation. -> continuous failure leads to burnout #-> burnout leads to combination bullheaded inflexibility and apathy #-> leads into loop Doing Awful leads into true ending leads into despair taking over

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daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged · 3 months ago

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This city would have seen you dead, but I will have it your home. And every soul who wishes you harm will be struck down just as sure as my blood runs in your veins.

- Daemon Targaryen, to Jon and Rhaegar.

#‘this city’ can easily be a metaphor for the greens running things behind the scenes; trying to take his children from him #and maybe using them for all theyre worth until theyre dead #point is; everyone else sees them for what the boys can offer them. daemon sees them as his children who deserve to act like children #the rest is peak daemon #love that it doesnt take my mind too far a stretch to imagine daemon like his as a dad. its very klaus mikaelson-coded and i love that #resonant by syndrossi #house of the dragon #source: the originals #daemon targaryen #jon snow #jon targaryen #rhaegar targaryen

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yummy-teeth · 1 year ago

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because i took him to my pent house.. and i..FREAKED IT !?!?!??!?!?!?!?!? AND I FREAKED IT.!?!?!?and.... and i...i.. freaked it... 😔😔😔

#dsaf #dsaf art #dayshift at freddy's #i took him to my pent house and i FREAKED IIIIT RAAHHH I FREAKED IT ON THIS MAAAANNNNNN RAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH #i cant stp saying that help its becoming a disease #dsaf fanart #watched the fnaf movie and saw like 2 respots of my old dsaf art and then remembered i had tumblr so now im here guys and my cat is behind #dsaf dave #more dsaf tags foreveryone woo hooo!!!

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vodid · 20 hours ago

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i'm about to make a really poor financial decision this black friday.

#save me samsung tablet <3 samsung tablet save me <3 #she says as she needs to start buying parts for a new computer #but i want both <3 #and a tablet is whats more realistic rn tbh #like do i NEED it? no. but will it make things so much nicer for me? yes.#same thinking as a couch for my bedroom only a tablet seems a lot less trivial #(the couch was so worth it. comfy asf to nap on which i NEED now)#(theres construction behind my house thats so loud at my bed but almost nonexistent on my couch bc its farther from the window)

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catinasink · 4 months ago

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sif drawing. stares at you

i would very much appreciate reblogs, im proud of this piece

#cat's rambles #cat's art #there is no context for this. only siffrin #its based on something i think i saw once an decided to replicate in my mind and now its this #behind them is the House btw. i put a lot of detail into that but its sadly covered up #isat #isat siffrin #uhmm yeahg . i used a lot of different grays for this i really like it #i think thats all i should tag . throws this at yo uguys

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puppyeared · 11 months ago

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i wrote this as a joke because I wanted to strangle a guy watching tiktoks without headphones on the bus, but im genuinely disturbed that we've gotten to a point where convenience comes first. and it depresses me even more that its used to justify and monetize greed

#like we have so many ways of doing things that could help us in the long run but because we're told it requires more work we just cant #its too resource intensive. or maybe its too much to maintain. we have to overlook benefits so money can go into more important things #we teach each other to do things a certain way so it works for everyone but who was it convenient for first? what abt who it might hurt?#i have to wonder if the rules our current system uses is worth listening to or following if it doesnt have our best interests in mind. u an #me and the ppl around us.. would we be better off if i ate my meals knowing the person who grew it wanted to feed others the way they could #feed themselves? and that isnt to say we're going to be happy doing it but i guess satisfied that its helping someone instead of quietly #accepting that itll eventually go in the dumpster behind a grocery store because it stopped looking appetizing or it wasnt on sale anymore #what about building homes so we can shelter each other? what if we were satisfied with what we did because we knew it would be paid back #with kindness? isnt that what we evolved to do?? heal each others bones and tell stories and help each other??#why dont houses come with solar panels or generators unless we find a way to make people pay to use the sun? why is our pooled money used #to fund genocides instead of education and hospitals? whose interests and convenience came first when we started this??#i wont pretend to know the answer because i dont. but we all know we're miserable and im sorry to say that i cant see myself fighting #for a world that wont fight for me too. why do we work if we cant live from it?? why did they stop us from plucking more teeth from our #bosses until they could build more walls around themselves and then go back to underpaying us??#im so tired. i cant even imagine making it to age 70 #yapping #vent

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stormvanari · 1 month ago

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former outlaw-now trpg pro that no-scoped psychological warfare on coven scouts

#the owl house #titan’s council #oc #the owl house oc #the owl house fanart #my art #adrian graye vernworth #darian vernworth #it wasn’t actually a pain in the ass after all :0 #but did tweak a bit of darian’s design just to simplify it #you will be missed default typical fish tail #(to represent the fact that the councilor is trying to hide his basilisk features)#SIGHHHHHHH back to the height chart ONCE AGAIN.#ANYWHO. darian wears a waistbag with its pouch facing behind now.

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arom-antix · 1 year ago

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@fishshit I consider your post canon so I made it

Edit: I FOUND IT

Edit 2: Yakov trauma

Edit 3: I lied, here's the design rant

Edit 4: Updated design!

#i cant find the original post T_T #im going to search your entire blog if i have to #i will find it #anyway in the mean time heres something that started as a sketch and then went completely out of control and i am not sorry #i am beyond repentance you could say #it took me at least three tries to spell that word right on the illustration and english can go die #viktor deserves to be dramatic as fuck #yakovs aura was made of retirement papers when viktor showed him this #especially when viktor added that “oh by the way ill be wearing a big ass luxury designer fur coat” and then skated away #have fun deciphering the meaning behind all my design choices #for once i will not rant about them #ruins the fun #but if youre interested i do have a breakdown ready at your leasure #im sorry ive been listening to the song for hours now while drawing this and it just fits viktor so well i cannot #this is canon in my heart #arom antix art #arom antix #art #yuri on ice #yoi #yuri on ice fanart #yoi fanart #fanart #viktor nikiforov #also i am so sorry the mukbang comic is taking so long i swear i havent forgotten #some of it is done but its far from finished but itll happen #im going to finish it and you can quote me on that and come to my house and whack me with a newspaper until i do it if you want to #collab #religious imagery

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plantanarchy · 3 months ago

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Maybe the last crazy heat wave of the year aka organize a new tag and seed and greenhouse tools area but it feels like you are on the surface of the sun

#greenhouse content #we are turning our current production house into the herb and veggie house so a lot of stuff has to get reorganized #i think it makes more sense this way #for a long time we have had the seed cooler behind a tree philodendron and the tags way in the back #so... its better #i also invested a lot of my own money into tag and seed storage this year with no reimbursement teehee #i bought binders and pencil cases and little bins and notecards

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orangechickenpillow · 3 months ago

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I'm feeling so normal about my childhood right now (it's almost 11pm and all I've ever wanted is to be taken care of)

#i think theres a room inside of me that will always be empty #it holds space for something that i will never get because its too late #so instead ill go into the room and lay on the floor and imagine all the different ways it could be filled #and then ill get up and my body will have left a silhouette in the dust #and ill leave #and ill close the door behind me #and slolwy the image of me will fade and the room will stay quiet while the crickets chirp outside #and it will stay empty #and i might forget about it sometimes when im decorating the rest of the house #but that room will always be there #just behind the wall #personal

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snazzydwarf · 5 months ago

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Realised my pfp on discord is Cale while also having the nickname of Victorian Child.

It was meant to be~

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