#theres like 4 of us and we will be loud

[vicstenius]

#noticing everyone writing us off already…… all ur usernames are in my notes…

[mspeevee]

oh yeah update on the shelter for my cat, they emailed me back but it's cuz they're moving locations so i won't be able to surrender her till mid january at the earliest.........

[screamingay]

somehow these current roommates we have are the worst that ive known yet and last semester we literally had a girl who smoked cigs IN her bedroom. list of grievances below lol

[boygirlctommy]

ok i have like. the very rough outline for this animatic.

[alanisinstone]

okay bluecollar!rafe but yall. can we make it MARINE!RAFE?? or more specifically MARSOC!rafe* who works for ward at cameron construction co. on leave?? like hello i need him bad guys.

cw: MDNI smut, cursing, stuff in public, food play, cum eating, military stuff, ass play, manhandling, 1 mention of fighting, recording

*marsoc: Marine Forces Special Operations Command - basically what COD men do

like he starts off as a standard private officer after enlisting when you guys graduate high school. he works his way up from private to corporal to sergeant major, and then eventually to captain, colonel, then general. i mean hes fucking unstoppable, hes blowing thru these ranks like nobodys fuckin business, and he not stopping anytime soon baby he in his primeeee.

he moves on to MARSOC and leads a small team on SPEC-OP missions in like borneo. hes literally the best of the best. his full file is like 4 pounds, full of successful recon missions, confirmed kills, successful captures of enemy targets, accurate tracking efforts, successful counterterrorism efforts, successful hostage rescue and successful direct action raids. when theres a REAL threat? they call LT Cameron. callsign? RAIDER

NOW. when baby comes home on leave he works at the family construction company ward owns, building giant beach houses for rich kooks. he eventually inherits cameron construction when ward gets too old to work and he helps ward retire bcs of the cash from being the most elite soldier in the US military. bae is tannnn bcs of construction work ofc, but also since being in the military he likes to go on runs and be in nature to clear his head. and yall alr know hes yatteddddd, both sleeves done by his boy at home on the cut, who happens to be a very talented tattoo artist (barry...)

strictly keeps a buzz for deployment but will grow out a mullet when hes home. signature gold chain is always on, and has a tat on his ring finger for you and maybe one on his forearm. does he have both ears pierced with fake diamond studs in? yes.

is currently in the blueprint stage for a beach house he wants to build you on figure 8 (and one in florida... and will probably start planning another one if he ends up having a long ship-out next deployment) even tho he despises rich fucks and is suchhhh a country boy. i mean hes like pogue!rafe but hes more of a mudding, dirt biking, bonfire, shotgunning beer, lifted truck, bar hop, football game kind of guy. and the most elite soldier in the US military ofc.

takes you on stargazing dates and fucks you in the truck bed, a big beach towel set down and his head in your neck while he ruts into you short and fast. occasionally gets into bar fights when some dick is tryna say sum to u. is such an ass man and will smack and grope that shit wheneverrrr whereverrrr - has zoned out of convos with people while feelin HIS booty up + loves to grip your pussy with his big ass paw when no one is looking.

has a super firm grip due to years of being a marine and WILL manhandle ur ass around - into various positions, onto the bed or couch or counter or etc., up over his shoulder when you gettin on his nerves. gets actually animalistic when yall fuckin, and yk that boy a munch. growls and grunts sooo loud the whole time.

will take you to the dock and fuck you on the family fishing boat. will christen any new bar yall go to by fucking you in the gross bathroom and carving both your initials in the wall with his pocket knife that ward gave him when he was 15. is kinky af but lets u bring it up bcs he feels awkward talking about it. is sooooo nasty - will eat his cum out of you with his whole mouth, eyes locked on yours, sucking your lips into his mouth. then, when it’s not enough, he drags you up to sit on his face and rubs your clit, watching you clench and letting his cum drip from you right onto his tongue.

will stick a thumb in your ass during doggy, while reaching for his phone bcs the way u throwin that ass back on him? yall bout to make another movie. loves watching you clean him up after round 5, when his dick is covered in his and your cum - will not let you miss a spot, even where it dripped down over his hefty balls to his ass. and he rarely shaves - uncut.

if it’s a hot day, he’ll turn the ac off and find you so he can lick the sweat off every crevice of your beautiful body while he’s fucking you over the counter. both of you completely butt naked bcs it’s hot. has a sweet tooth - will interrupt you while you’re baking and strip you, laying you on the counter like the dessert you are and eating the frosting off his favorite parts. get especially excited when it comes to sweets on your nipples.

honestly if that aint a FEASTTTT i dont know what issss

[stevie-petey]

heyy i know you prob need to write chap 3 (btw cjapter 2 wa sso well written as usual), can i req a blurb? maybe one where he cheers bug up after a bad day or some fluff of steve, bug n robin

since chap 4 was so ,,,, dark, heres some fluffy steve rob n bug <333

enjoy !

"im legally owed time with y/n."

"jesus!" steve nearly drops the stack of movies hes precariously balancing in his arms. he didnt hear robin come in, she isn't even supposed to be working today.

robin slides on top of the counter and stacks yet another movie onto steves already too large pile. "hey, did you hear me?"

"why are you here right now?"

"because im legally owed time with y/n."

"what does that even mean?"

"that im legally owed time with y/n."

steve nearly throws the movies hes holding in robins face. shes been here for not even a minute and he already wants to strangle her. he loves the girl, shes his best friend, but steve forgets how infuriating robin can be when she wants something.

angrily setting down the stack, steve pinches the bridge of his nose and faces robin. "alright, what the hell are you talking about?"

she stares at him. "i am owed. time with. y/n... legally."

"robin, i swear to god-"

"why are we swearing at robin?" you appear from the breakroom, carrying a few rentals in your arms. stopping next to steve, you hand them to him with a smile. "i found the rest of keiths stash. he has a very weird obsession with molly ringwald."

"y/n!" robin throws her arms over you and hugs you fiercely.

you squeak in alarm, though you allow your body to rest against hers. while youre always happy to see her, youre confused by robins sudden affection. "um. hi?"

"im legally owed time with you."

steve covers his hand with his hands and groans obnoxiously loud, but you simply laugh and nod eagerly at robin. "oh, i absolutely agree."

"you actually understand what shes saying?" steve looks at you incredulously. he cant believe it. youre actually going along with robins weird new scheme.

you roll your eyes at your boyfriend. "i mean, isnt it obvious?"

"yeah, harrington. its pretty clear, like crystal." robin butts in, shoving her hip against steves, effectively pushing him away from you so that shes the one now next to you.

"robin is legally owed time with me, so of course i have to abide by the law." you shiver slightly. "crime scares me."

it sickens steve how in love he is with you sometimes, and it sickens him even more that he finds you painfully adorable in this very moment. shuddering at the idea of crime, abiding by robins made up laws in a way that makes his heart twist.

"i'll be sure to never let you anywhere near crime then, angel." steve laughs fondly, pressing a quick kiss to your forehead.

robin gags and you giggle. "thanks, honey. does that mean youll let me go spend some legally obligated time with robin today?"

"but-"

"you hog her all the time!" robin steps between you again and she glares at steve. "i mean, i get it. youre in love and whatever, but y/n is my girlfriend, too."

you blink. "i am?"

not that youre upset about it, but it wouldve been nice to know sooner.

"i had her first!" steve scoffs. "and i dont hog her, i simply am always with her. theres a difference."

robin flicks him. "is the difference the chemicals imbalance in your brain from all that stupid hairspray?"

"okay, i do not use that much hairspray-"

"what happened to not letting me anywhere near crime?" you poke steves chest, pouting slightly. admittedly, you have been slightly distant from robin lately. not that its anyones fault, shes just been busy with band and you with the party and college applications. still, you know she misses you, and you miss her. "im sure you can survive one day without me, steve."

"no i cant."

robin gags again. "youre pathetic."

"youre the one who insisting youre legally owed time with y/n!"

"because i am!"

"hey!" you clap your hands, the sound loud enough to break up whatever quarrel is happening between steve and robin. "im right here, you know."

robin grabs your hand and pulls you away from steve. "and now youre leaving with me."

"oh, alright." you dont do much to fight her, allowing her to drag you towards family videos front door. "i was going to go willingly, but this works too."

"y/n!" steve shouts halfheartedly. he knows hes lost, but he doesnt mind. secretly, he loves how close you and robin are. he also recognizes how little time youve spent together, and he cant help but feel a little guilty about it.

you wave briskly at him, giggling under your breath. "call me tonight?"

"always."

"i love you!"

steve laughs. "i love you, too." then, just before the door closes and you and robin disappear, he calls out, "bring our girlfriend back in one piece, buckley!"

"make me!"

and with that, the door swings shut and the sound of your laughter lingers in the store.

steve smiles softly, the warmth of your presence enough to ignite his chest. he'll miss you today, but he knows that tonight itll just be you and him. no one else.

and thats enough for steve.

until he turns around and remembers the giant fucking pile of movies he still has to restack.

"fuck my life."

[mattsturnswife]

𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐂𝐊 𝐈𝐍 𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐕𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐓!

"matt babe" i say turning to look at my boyfriend as he picks up my suitcase . he turns to face me with a toothy grin, i proudly smile back at him before interrupting our moment. "we gotta check out of the hotel now, come on lets go to the elevator." I grab matts free hand and switch my purse to the other hand.

as the two of us walk down the hallway and into the elevator i feel matt grip my hand tighter. once we step inside theres a loud crack, but we have no choice to ignore it since the stairs werent an option. i quickly press the button. "its okay baby were gonna be okay" i kiss his shoulder trying to comfort him. "i know i just hate these stupid elevators." he says softly looking down at me. "its okay this ones gonna be safe." i tip toe and ruffle his hair, he gives me an annoyed look in response.

"only a few floors left" i say looking back to matt. "thank god, this has to be one of the slowest elevators ive ever been on." i laugh at his reluctancy to like the elevator and just grab his hand in response.

suddenly at floor 4 the elevator stops, i smile and move a little to the side assuming someone was about to step in. after about thirty seconds the door never opens. "uhh what the fuck" i say confused. "y'n." matt calls for my attention, "i think the elevators stuck.." i say reaching my hand out for matts shoulder. "y/n what do we do-" matt says panickedly.

"hey hey its gonna be okay." i quickly start to comfort him. "but" he starts to drop my bags and picks at his nails. "matt hey its gonna be okay." i grab his hand and let him play with my rings as i use my other finger to press the big red button reading 'EMERGENCY'

"im gonna facetime nick to help calm you down okay? there should be people coming" i feel his fidgeting with my hand pick up the pace. "okay thank you i love you." i hug him briefly before picking up my phone and calling nick, but he doesnt pick up. "fuck its okay matt" i say trying to make the situation better. i kiss his temples and lean into his body as he plays with my hair.

after a few minutes of just holding eachother silently breathing we feel the elevator stark to shake lightly and matt grips me tighter. "woah its okay! i bet that means they are trying to open it." i say kissing his jaw from above me. suddenly the elevator shakes alot and matt's breathing starts to pick up. "matty its gonna be totally fine" i pray briefly in hopes that i was right.

"HELLO?" i hear a mans voice yell from the other side of the elevator. "hello?!" matt yells back sounding a little timid. "yay matt someones here!" "hello! can you open the door?" i shout back to the man outside. "yes ma'am give us about 30 minutes can you hold off till then?" he asks while the elevator starks shaking a bit more. "Yes thank you!!" i shout back and grab matts hand and drag us both to the floor.

"just thirty minutes thats not that bad?" i ask matt looking into his eyes. "yeah i guess" he rests his head against the wall with a bang "isnt there a gym here?" i ask trying to cheer the pouty boy up. "oh my god your so right there is, matt says pulling out his phone to play pokemon go. "lets fight it together yeah?" i ask while copying matts actions. "sure babe" he gives me a toothy grin and kisses my cheek while we both wait out the current situation.

© mattsturnswife - reblogs are always appreciated

p.s

ve had this in my drafts for a month and ive never been stuck in an elevator so idk how accurate this is also i got a lil lazy at the end oops! - cora

[4ranghaes]

could we get the 15th with jaehyun?

day 4 ⋆｡˚❆˚ ｡⋆ visiting your family!

myung jaehyun x reader [fluff, gender neutral!reader, implied reader can speak english and korean]

a/n - just to base it off my own experiences and indulge me whose not spending christmas with my family this year this is heavily english-based!!!! and theres implied use of korean and english!!! just a warning :) hope you still enjoy!

17:55 - “okay but don’t be too long, food should be ready around 6,” your mum said as you ran up the stairs, dragging jaehyun with you by his hand.

he giggled, his feet planting on the carpet of your landing as he looked around curiously, following you to your childhood bedroom, “i can’t believe i’m here.”

“with the amount of times i’ve bothered your family it’s only fair,” you chuckled, flicking on the lights and presenting your room to your boyfriend, he smiled, sauntering in and looking around.

“you’re so cute,” he chuckled, looking from picture to poster, duvet cover to stuffed animals. he sat on the bed, smiling up at you. “i love it.”

you smiled, shutting your bedroom door and walking over to myungjae, standing in between his legs as his hands wrapped round your thighs, “good. seeing as this is your bedroom too, for the next two weeks.”

you leaned down to press a kiss to his lips as he hummed, “what’s for dinner then?”

“well, i told mum to give us the english classic,” you giggled, holding his face in your hands as he gazed up at you, “roast dinner!”

he laughed at your excitement, nodding his head sarcastically, “of course. i know what that is.”

you smiled, shaking your head in dismissal as you started playing with his hair, “don’t worry, you’ll love it.”

“y/n! jaehyun! foods ready!”

“come on,” you smiled excitedly, taking his hand, jaehyun waiting for a moment as he continued to take in your childhood bedroom before letting himself be taken down the stairs again.

“can you guys set the table?” she asked, as you rolled your eyes.

“don’t worry, jae, you just sit down,” you said, beginning to set the table.

“no! no! no!” he exclaimed suddenly, shocked at the implication of not helping, going into the kitchen where your mum was, “can i do anything to help?”

your mum sighed, “no! i think it’s all done. just need to take the food through. everyone needs drinks though, get whatever you want from the back.”

he nodded with a smile, going through and getting a drink for both himself and you. seeing your brother come into the garage too, he greeted him shyly.

“oh jaehyun, nice to meet you,” you brother smiled, shaking your boyfriend’s hand.

“nice to meet you,” he smiled, nodding.

“don’t scare him,” you said, appearing in the doorway, “myungjae coul— oh! you already got me one!”

“of course,” he smiled, following you back out to the table, “i know what you like.”

finally sat down with food and drinks, you persuade your mum to sit down as well before tucking in.

“what is this?” jaehyun asked you, switching languages so your family wouldn’t understand.

you laughed, “shall i put everything on your plate for you? so you get the proper amounts?”

he faltered for a moment, “or just your taste?”

you rolled your eyes, “well yes, but mine’s the best. okay, seriously though, have as many roast potatoes as you can.”

jaehyun laughed as you started piling food on his plate. “enjoy myungjae,” switching languages back as you teased him with a laugh.

“what’s myungjae?” your mum asked, “i thought your name was jaehyun?”

you groaned, apologising for your mums behaviour until jaehyun shook his head with a real smile, answering earnestly.

“don’t worry! my surname’s myung. so people often call me myungjae, like putting the two together,” he smiled, nodding as your mum and brother listened.

“myung?” your brother repeated, “myung y/n?”

jaehyun choked on his drink, as you made a loud noise to try and cover up your brother’s words.

“mum! what’s the plan for christmas?!” you exclaimed, your mum laughing as she replied.

“well christmas eve we have that party at your uncles, christmas day everyone’s coming here,” she sighed, “but before then i still need to get a lot of presents. and i thought we could go to that light show nearby as a nice outing.”

your brother still had a goofy smirk on his face as he nodded, “sounds nice, mum!”

“yeah sounds great,” you nodded, turning to jaehyun, “you get to meet my entire family over two days.”

but he was too busy eating the roast dinner you’d piled on his plate, looking at you in shock.

“this is amazing?” he said.

“why are you so confused!” you laughed, eating your own, “of course it’s good! it’s a homemade roast dinner!”

he looked up at your mum, “thank you, this is amazing.”

“well it’s a bit of a trial run of christmas day so i’m glad you like it!”

“we’re having this again?!” he groaned in pleasure.

you laughed, hitting his shoulder as he began to laugh at himself, “yeah, baby. you’re here for two weeks don’t forget. satisfied?”

jaehyun looked up at you with a dumbfounded nod, “more than satisifed.”

“hmm,” you sighed, “just wait until you meet the rest of the family.”

[the-s1lly-corner]

What would be the reaction of Alastor, Charlie, Lucifer, Adam, Vox, Husk and Angel to a reader who has diction problems, like where they confuse words for others because they forget the name of the objective and mispronounce it...

Note: I have diction and my friends when we are playing together always laugh at me for doing these things... I just wanted to know

Various HH characters x reader who struggles with words

God I felt this request so bad, I'm bad when it comes to words/speaking them, usually it's the long pause and struggling to actually start saying the word hisshiss.. also sorry for not doing all the characters asked for!<\3 requests are limited to only 3-4 characters <\3

Characters: Lucifer, Charlie, Husk

Notes: reader is GN, admin admittedly does use their experience to write out the readers experience so!! Obligatory his experience isnt universal!

CWs: none

LUCIFER

hes very similar to his daughter in regards that hes pretty patient with you, finishing your sentences is like second nature for him

its a little sweet that he visibly looks proud of himself for helping you out

while charlie will gently try to remind others that youre still talking, lucifer is going to be more bold and just say it out loud that you werent finished

will not tolerate any disrespect thrown your way, he will at minimum give a dirty look if someone is even slightly rude to you

if youre fine with a friend teasing you, its best to let him know that otherwise hes going to be giving the stink eye to said friend the entire time

hes... going to be a little.. confused on it but hes not going to stop you from indulging in the humor

CHARLIE

shes so so patient with you and doesnt push you to try to get your words out faster, sometimes she even offers to finish the sentence for you if a certain word or two keeps evading you

though she will keep from doing that if you express that it makes you feel bad about your struggles, and she'll be sure to apologize in that case

if theres anything she can do to help you, just let her know! shes going to do everything she can to accommodate you- not only because youre staying in her hotel but because you two are close!

makes sure people give you the time to get your thoughts out, and will advocate for you if the conversation is moving too fast before you can speak

HUSK

more often than not hes going to let you finish talking on your own, only really offering to help you find a word if its clearly distressing you

its not so much fear of overstepping, its... something else, its hard to explain... likely because hes so used to being the only one taking care of himself, that he applies the same mindset to others- you can help yourself, you can get the words out

at least he believes in you! thats something! of course he doesnt deny your struggles, thats the last thing hes going to do

will give you the chance to stand up for yourself if the conversation carries on without you, but if it happens over and over... and youre clearly hurting, hes going to snap at the group to remind you that youre still in the conversation

is it a little confrontational? yes, but hes not exactly known for being gentle

[yunxi-11085]

"recklessness leads to reckless situations."

˚ · . pairs ¡ platonic(?) blade x gn!reader, platonic kafka x gn!reader, platonic silver wolf x gn!reader

˚ · . sypnosis ¡ "You are a stellaron hunter currently on a mission when you— somehow being the curious cat you are, opened a box and something sprayed in your face. and your previous experiences were a great reminder that you shouldn't randomly open shady boxes that look like treasure chests.

now here you are, being dragged away with a burning sensation in your face and a not-so-pleased blade. he was glaring at your back the entire time that you felt like he could drill holes through you by now.

TLDR; you turned into a cat, now you have 3— 4(?) caretakers. “

₊˚ପ⊹ tw ¡¿ : (none) just fluff and you turn into a cat (no use of y/n or name)

·˚ ༘ tags //

@ send me an ask if you want to be tagged in my stories!! (please also specify if you want only the continuation of the series or all!)

You are a stellaron hunter currently on a mission when you— somehow being the curious cat you are, opened a box and something sprayed in your face. and your previous experiences were a great reminder that you shouldn't randomly open shady boxes that look like treasure chests.

now here you are, being dragged away with a burning sensation in your face and a not-so-pleased blade. he was glaring at your back the entire time that you felt like he could drill holes through you by now.

and then you go poof!, it seems the effect of whatever sprayed in your face started working.

now you feel like you've gotten reallllllyyy small, and theres a long heavy thing you feel just right below your back. it moves on its own?!!

you stare up, and a pair of red frowning eyes looked back at you.

"maybe i should've let kafka or silverwolf go on this mission..." you frown but it just looks like you are trying to sleep, to him it seems. he grabs you by your neck rude and as you see familiar doors he immediately drops you on the couch and leaves.

rude!!!!!!

you wanted to scream at him but all that comes out was just a loud meow.

huh?

"myao?"

you go dumbfounded.

you walk, with four legs because you felt like you couldnt raise your 2 legs up. you almost fainted when you saw yourself

you are.... now a cat.

you stare blankly at the tall mirror, a white cat stares back at you. you tilt your head, it does the same.

whaaat??

"mraoww???"

the door creaked and you flinch at the sound, maybe because you were now a grimalkin your ears became really sensitive.

"oh my, i wonder why blade left such an adorable animal here.." its kafka! your instincts moved you and you almost tackled the lady, on the legs of course. "it seems so excited to see me?"

"that must be your weird thoughts, it looks like it is trying to tell you something" silver wolf said, looking at you with knowing and judging eyes. it seems she saw you transform through the cameras.

the cheeky hacker she is.

"hm~ then i wonder what it is trying to say" kafka knelt down and started rubbing your head.

"meowww" you leaned into the touch and stared at her magenta eyes.

"so adorable, it reminds me of them. dont you think? silver wolf?" silver wolf didnt give any answer and pressed something on her phone. a ding! sound came up and she showed kafka something.

"oh my~ it seems like it really is our little darling~" kakfa looked at you and smiled, though it sent shivers down your spine once you interpreted her expression. she picked you up and held you with both arms, “what did I tell you about going through suspicious boxes and chests?” she poked your nose and continued, “if you wanted treasures so much, we could give you everything you know?”

you avoided her eyes and looked at silver wolf with pleading eyes, she who just stared back at you with an expression that asked ‘are you stupid?’

i mean!! that treasure chest looking thingy was glowing! you couldn’t help but give in to your deep desires y’know?

you pouted, but as a cat it looked like you were puffing your chubby cheeks. which leads to the lady holding you to pinch your chubby cheeks and smile at you.

“it’s fine though~ this cutie over here can do as many mischiefs as they want” she rubbed at your ears and started giving you belly rubs. the cat body you were in reacted immediately and started purring

well you have to admit, being a cat has its perks too.

kafka gave you a plate of tuna which you reluctantly ate because you were a cat, and when she whipped out a cat toy. you didn’t know how, when, or why but your body moved in instinct.

after a long, tiring afternoon of playing. you slump down on the couch ready to sleep. you feel someone sitting next to you and you snuggle closer, wanting more of the warmth.

the person flinched but slowly put their hands on your back and started patting you. you give a light purr and fall deep asleep.

well all you know is that you woke up back in your normal body, head laying comfortably on— blade’s lap?! you jump up and you hear click!

you look at the source of the sound to see kafka and silver wolf holding their phones out and taking pictures of you and blade next to each other.

blade slowly wakes up and frowns at the bright light to see a red faced you, and two people pointing cameras at you.

sigh…

end note ¡ welcome to my second hsr fic!! i originally planned to write blade x reader smut but i just wanted to write fluff today y'know??? so cat reader it is. i really wanted to add more but i think i would make it cringy to read so i went against it lmfaooo

just imagine bladie warming up to reader and they actually start interacting now lol

i wanna write dan heng or jing yuan w/ cat reader so bad!!!

crossposted on AO3 ¡ here

[i-dont-know-how-this-site-works]

Echo checks his comm after a long day of fighting the empire, part 3,1415926535...

(4)Message from: Hunter

"Hey man, when are you going to drop by? Omega can't wait to see you."

"And we have some caf for you, the kind that you like." "Shep dropped off some fruit for us this morning."

"Life's been good, I would say."

(6)Message from: Wrecker

"plssss plsss come back i cant deal with them anymore"

"Echo plsss u gotta come back dude, they fought again this mornin"

"they are not talkin"

"and if they are, they are yelling, its soo loud"

"theres been some blood today"

"they ruined my fave cup :("

(3)Message from: Crosshair

"Whatever Hunter told you, it isn't true"

"And if it was, he started it"

"And Wrecker is just being dramatic, everything is fine."

(9)Message from: My best girl <3

"Mooooooom, they keep fiiiighting"

"Crosshair threw a mug at Hunter's head but he can't aim anymore but Hunter got mad and they fought and I think Crosshair has a broken nose"

"And Hunter has a black eye, but he claims it's the tattoo"

"I call bs, Echo"

"Sorry for swearing"

"I read that growing up in homes where people fight a lot stunts development"

"When you are here, they aren't fighting as much"

"please Echo, Wrecker is losing his sanity"

"oh no, they are at it again."

[mediumgayitalian]

fic rec friday 4

hi!! welcome to fic rec friday. every week, i pick five fics i have bookmarked and rec them with a little review. check them out!

Serenade by @porcelaincas

“Will Solace,” Nico said. They were so close now that Nico could see that there were golden flecks among the blue in his irises. “Are you trying to serenade me?” or the one where Nico falls for Will even before the battle against Gaea and it all culminates on a warm summer night.

i am always a deep deep sucker for fics where will and nico know each other, at least slightly, before BoO. theyre so fascinating and for what. in this one in particular...oh will helping nico in the bronze jar is crazy. i don't want to spoil it but my ass was sat on that seat reading.

2. Stupid Teens by tihsho

Will likes getting gifts, and Nico likes the way Will blushes whenever he gives him anything. It should be a simple situation, but nothing's ever simple for Nico. Something's bothering Will, and Nico can't do anything about it. Never mind that he still can't seem to put a name to these feelings, either. Maybe there's a point in here about anger and nuance, or maybe it's a point about being young, or self acceptance, or whatever else. Or maybe Nico's just reading into it too much.

yes the homophobia scene is a little gratuitous. HOWEVER. the beginning scene is so dorky and ridiculous that i actually smile WIDE every time, first time i read it i laughed out loud. and the whole nico likes to spoil will a little bit (a lot bit) even well before they got together headcanon is GODSENT its one of my favourites. and i also like in this one how will maybe needs a minute to get comfortable in his sexuality too!!

3. Find Happiness in Misery by percyspandapillowpet

"Nothing can make me happy, Solace," he spat bitterly before turning away and wiping furiously at his face. "I like to try." --- In which Nico is searching for happiness, for his childhood, and for a Christmas present.

this is an older fic, but i think it still holds up!! i love any fic that goes over the whole mythomagic thing tbh. theres so much story potential there and this fic had a very sweet premise.

4. Looks Like We'll Be Trapped Here For A While by percyspandapillowpet

Nico stopped in his tracks and turned towards Will. “The Aphrodite cabin is planning to prank us. Today.” Will raised his eyebrows. “How do you know?” "They were talking about it. I just heard them.” Sighing as if it were just what he was expecting to hear this morning, Will reached up to scratch the back of his head. “Okay. What do you want to do about it?” Nico pondered this for a moment. “I think we should hide.” “Hide? Where?” Will asked. “We can’t leave camp, and it’ll be awfully boring to stay in the forest or something all day.” After a quick mental scan of all possible locations, Nico realized there was only one unfortunate solution. “Um…how about my cabin?”

cheesy and fun!! the mythomagic scene in particular made me giggle. in particular i love this part and feel like you should all be made aware of it:

“It’s…a game I used to play, when I was little,” he replied carefully.

Will looked up at him. “Do you still remember how to play?”

He felt his entire face turning red. “Well…kind of, I guess, but I’ve outgrown it…”

Will glanced at the back of the box. “What’s the attack power of Athena?”

“Five thousand,” Nico replied automatically, and then immediately groaned. That stupid game was so hardwired into his brain, and now Will was going know how much of a weird geek he was—

But Will was smiling. “That’s adorable. Teach me how to play.”

nico being physically unable to hold the stats back....unbeatable headcanon. adore

5. Pawsitively Perfect by percyspandapillowpet

“Is that…” Nico couldn’t even finish is sentence when suddenly the thing mewed. A moment afterwards, it revealed its tiny brown face, turning to face the son of Hades with round, curious eyes that seemed much too large for the rest of its head. Nico would be lying if he said it wasn’t the most adorable little creature he had ever laid eyes upon. But soon enough, the reality hit him. Will had a cat. Cats were not allowed in camp. Will had brought the cat into the Hades cabin, so if they were caught, they would likely both get in trouble. Not that Nico was scared of getting in trouble with the cleaning harpies—it was safe to say he’d been through a lot worse. What he didn’t think he could handle was the shame of being ridiculed as the kid who tried to hide a kitten with Will Solace. Jason would never let it go. Nico glanced from the kitten’s face back up to Will’s, which was somehow equally as endearing with his pleading-blue-puppy eyes. He knew what he was going to ask just from his expression. He sighed. “Will, you can’t keep it.”

bleeding heart will my beloved. sweatshirt thief nico u are so real. honestly a power couple what more could u want. a kitten? there's a kitten, rest assured.

thank you for joining me this friday!! happy reading!!

[reinababbles]

longing for more [iii]

⤷ Uzui Tengen x Fem!Reader x Rengoku Kyojuro

♡ portal ♡ demon slayer ♡ series ♡ words: 1.2k | reading: n/a

tags fem!reader, slow burn (not kidding in the slightest), angst central, smut (other parts), emotional cheating, fluff, depression, manipulation, maladaptive daydreaming. (lmk if i missed any!)

You close the front door then take off your hairpin and ring, enjoying hearing them slam on the other pieces. You correct your gloomy face to a joyful one before any of the girls notice. They aren’t at fault, you hope, and it’s just normal for some favoritism, right? Who are you fooling?

Walking deeper into the living room, you take a deep breath before the girls take turns hugging you, and you them. Their voices blend in with the atmosphere, as you make eye contact with your husband, an unidentifiable expression on his face. You look at the girls tiredly, as Suma gives an extra hug “Go change so we can eat!” and you nod excitedly at her before you bounce upstairs.

We each have separate rooms, as Tengen is big on gift giving, and it piles up quickly. Another reason is that he enjoys our hobbies, and gives us sufficient space to express ourselves. Sadly, theres no beds except for the huge shared mattress. You don’t want to be near him tonight. You sit in front of your mirror after changing and stare at yourself, getting sad that you got worked up over something that won’t matter. It’s not a surprise.

“How did you get home, my love?” Tengen asked softly, standing at the door frame. “Same as before. Kyojuro kindly arranged my carriage.” You sigh, and turn to look at him angrily after he looks down, avoiding your gaze. You get up and pull him inside by his arm as you close the door, careful to not slam it, and cross your arms. You whisper yell “I mean don’t you think its embarrassing for me? My man-” Huh? Tengen isn’t only your man. He’s your man, Makio’s man, Suma’s man, Hina’s man, and whoever else he wants to share his love with. It’s wearing thin, regardless.

You continue talking, correcting yourself, “A husband, should not forget about his wife and leave her to possibly walk on her own in the cold-” He cuts you off “Thankfully Kyojuro was there to-” You let him ramble on as the room seems to get fuzzy before you speak up, “Why didn’t you send me a carriage tonight?” He finally looked into your eyes and his voice dropped an octave “I lost track of time, and I deeply apologize” he laced your hands together.

“I’ll make it up to you, my love. We’ll go somewhere extraordinary soon, and I’ll even accompany you in your carriage until you forgive me.” Tengen squeezed your hand tightly, squeezing your fingers between his and bringing your hand up to his chest. You close your eyes, not wanting to cry or argue tonight. “Tomorrow” he begins, “is all for you. y/n? Look at me. What’s-”

Before Tengen can continue speaking, Hina opens the door to your room, causing you to widen your eyes in shock. She spoke up after what felt like ages, “Supper is ready, that’s all” she smiles as she makes her way downstairs. You and Tengen share a glance before he goes down, dragging you with him.

The dinner table is loud and rowdy, as the other wives were fussing about how hard making dinner was and how they wanted to split chores every week. You had a deadpan face, refusing to look up from your plate even though you had 2 bites left. You didn’t want to give your input as lately all you’ve done is the dishes and breakfast at most. “y/n, back me up! It’s too cruel!” Oh no. “Leave her alone, remember the last time Makio had the broom?” You ask quizzically, and everyone’s faces turn pale as they remember past events. Makio is grinning while Hina grips her chopsticks tightly. Suma mumbles with her mouth full “I’ll sweep, only this week!” Our husband bursts out laughing, making all 4 of us chew him out.

The next morning, you are woken up by Tengen rubbing your arms. “I’m trapped” he whispers into your ear. You get off of his chest rubbing your eyes and realize today is his promised day to you, the same day that ironically, the girls attend a meeting concerning their work. You freshen up and head downstairs to find him smiling at you, with a cup of tea in hand. “You served your own tea!” You gasp dramatically. “It was so exhausting, my love!” he pats his thigh. You slowly walk over to him and climb onto his lap, facing him. He groans in delight, kissing your forehead.

“Let’s go on a tour of the city tonight, y/n.” You nod in acceptance, slow to plant a kiss on his lips, knowing that there’s no way out. Tengen loves torturing you all. When there’s a conflict, he tortures both parties intensely until there’s an understanding. If he is in a conflict with one of us, he’s the biggest fawner. Something dissatisfied you. Knowing how he is when someone’s upset, of course he would want to walk. It meant that he knew you missed it. At least it was a start.

When the other wives got home, you knew to excuse yourself to go change into comfortable shoes. Going downstairs and eating with them, it seemed to soak in. It felt wrong to look at them as a burden. Everything in this arrangement felt alright at first, but unfortunately it aged like milk. The guilt comes from it only sounding like a bad deal to you, specifically. Inching closer to the front door, Tengen had minimal jewelry on, waiting for you with some rings in his palm for you to wear.

Holding your hand jammed with his favorite jewels, he strolled with you in silence. You didn’t know what to say. The bright lights began looking down on him, showing off his beauty. It felt like your first outing together. However, instead of his eyes being focused on you, they were on the floor. Tengen spoke up quietly, “y/n, I want you to give me a clean slate… Maybe it will lead to us craving more intimacy again.” Us? You don’t miss a beat, confirming what you already knew. You decide to butt in, just a little “Tengen, little things will slowly start to fill our renewed slate-” Your voice suddenly sounded much higher in pitch. “Then I’ll get a bigger slate until we work it out.” He said while his grip on your hand tightened. You gave up.

You slept on the end of the bed, where you felt most comfortable sleeping now, facing away from everyone. You knew you would wake up with your eyes puffy from the silent streams of tears, but you were confident they wouldn’t be pointed out, at least, by your family. Your mind drifted to imagining how you would laugh and see those genuine smiles tomorrow. Tengen had you worried. Half-hearted kisses aren’t enough anymore.

reinababbles please do not copy | ty for the ♡ & reblogs!

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[konigenblobbity]

Stress Relief

Miguel O’Hara x F!Reader

18+ MINORS DNI

Warnings: NSFW, kitchen sex, cunnilingus, fingering, tits, nipple pinching, orgasm, slight aftercare

Summary: Even if weren’t a spider swinging from universe to universe saving lives, you too can have bad days. After a particularly infuriating day at work, Miguel turns all his attention on you as he finds away to relieve you of all your worries.

A/n: I’m not a native Spanish speaker, so if something is off with the Spanish grammar or conjugation PLEASE send me a message so I can fix it <3 I am also aware that Miguel is Mexican so there may be specific Spanish vocabulary I should’ve used, again let me know!

A loud thud echoes through the house as you slam the door behind you. Grumbling under your breath as you tear off your shoes, tossing them aside carelessly. There was an intense scowl on your face as you march further into the house, not sure what you were looking for but just needing to move around hoping it would dissipate your anger.

Today was probably one of the worst days at work you’ve ever experienced. Working on a project with co-workers that act like 10 year olds and unfortunately happen to have the same brain power as them. With a huff you found yourself in the kitchen, ripping open a cabinet and grabbing yourself a glass, filling it with water.

“Rough day?” You turn to face the voice, spotting your boyfriend leaning against the kitchen doorframe with his arms crossed. In that moment, for a single second, you weren’t even sure what you were mad about. As if the sight of him calmed the raging ocean in your head… but only for a moment.

A huff leaves you “You have no idea.” Finishing your glass and then leaning back against the kitchen island. Miguel slowly walks over to you, his brows already furrowed in sympathy. “Go ahead and tell me then sweetheart” he says and his voice manages to unclench your fists from the edge of the island.

That’s how it started. You rambling to him about your awful day, leaning back against the island with Miguel’s arms on either side of you, caging you in. However you had no idea where it was going to end up.

“They’re just insufferable! I swear we just started this project and I’m already sick and tired of them” your body was tense as you complained, annoyance clear in your tone. Miguel stood over you as he listened intently, his eyes moving over your figure, seeing just how irritated you were, the frustration that was clear in your posture and tone.

He listened intently to your ramblings, his hands resting on your waist while his fingers rubbed gentle circles into your skin. Letting out soft ‘mhm’s and hums of understanding just so you know he’s paying attention.

“Then they tried to turn it on me! Saying I was being immature and rude when I was the only one who did any work in 4 hours!” As you spoke you felt how Miguel’s hands slid up from your waist under your shirt, large palms caressing your back, relishing in how you melt slightly under his touch. The warmth of them easing your frustrations a little but not stopping your complaining.

As you continued to speak, Miguel then leaned down towards your neck, not very subtly but you try to brush it off. That is until he begins to leave gentle kisses against your skin, his lips causing goosebumps across you. “We even tried to… to” your words trail off as you melt into his touch. You can feel him smirk against your neck as you lose focus.

“Keep talking. I’m listening sweetheart” the low vibration of his voice against your skin made you swallow down the lump in your throat. The pairing of his warm touch against your back and his lips on your neck made your eyes flutter ever so slightly. “How am I supposed to focus when you do this?” You question and he chuckles lightly.

“Theres no harm in trying… come on, tell me more” you pause for a moment but then decide to play along. Going back to rambling about your work but you weren’t as irritated anymore. Body no longer rigid from your frustration, and voice no longer laced with resentment as you spoke. Giving in to the affections Miguel was giving you.

After another minute or so, and since you didn’t stop him kissing your neck, he became more brazen. Shifting his thigh between your own, spreading them apart easily seeing as you weren’t resisting him. The soft hitch in your breath when he did so made him want to tease more, letting out a soft ‘yeah?’ encouraging you to keep talking.

When he ever so slightly rubbed his thigh against your clothed core you felt your rambling slow and body squirm. “Then I told him th-that… fuck Miguel” it was almost shocking how easily he riled you up. Your body no longer tense and your attention was now solely on Miguel.

“Do you want me to stop sweetheart?” His question was sincere, he didn’t want to push any boundaries in fear of making you uncomfortable. He genuinely cared about your frustrations and didn’t want to make it seem as if he wasn’t listening or caring.

You chuckle at his words “If you stop now, that’ll be the most irritating part of my day” making Miguel chuckle out as well. “Understood querida” he teases and you feel him bite at the skin just below your jaw making your heartbeat quicken as you bite you lip to suppress a whimper.

His hands move to your thighs and you feel him lift you up off the ground, placing you up onto the kitchen island. You hum softly as his kisses move down to your collar. His voice low “All of that sounds awful sweetheart… seems you have a lot of pent up frustration” slowly he begins to shift your body to lie down against the island.

“Let me help melt it all away” his voice was low and there was a soft purr in his throat that had you already needy for him. He leans over and captures your lips in a passionate but tender kiss. His lips were ever so slightly brushing against yours, pride filling him at how you tired to lift your head to chase after them.

As he kissed you his hands moved to the waistband of your pants, unbuttoning them and hooking his thumbs under the fabric. As he begins to tug them down you feel his head pull back, giving you the air to speak. “Oh really? There’s quite a lot of it….” His fingers graze your skin as he tugs your pants down and off your legs.

“You think you can manage?” You tease but your playful attitude dies in your throat as Miguel nibbles at your thighs. “You’ll be eating those words soon enough querida” his nibbles move up your thighs, his hands grasping at each one and slowly spreading them apart, revealing the wet patch of your panties to him.

Lucky for you he didn’t waste time. Miguel loved to tease you till you begged but right now he would do anything you asked to help melt away your worries and stress. This moment would be entirely about you and nothing else. Whatever you wanted, it would be yours.

His fingers hooked under your panties and slipped them down and off your legs. “Go ahead and relax~ Deja que me ocupe de ti.” he spoke softly and then leans forward, licking a stripe up your inner thigh until he reaches your cunt, already slick with need from all his foreplay. (t - Let me take care of you)

When his tongue slides between the folds of your pussy you gasp and your thighs clench down on his head. His growl sends a low vibration against your core before jolting up through your body. His hand simultaneously pinches the skin of your side making you flinch. “Come on~ Keep these thighs open for me” he murmured against you, hands traveling up your stomach.

You nod slightly and unclench your thighs from around his head, keeping your legs open like he asked seeing as his hands were busy tracing up your skin. “There we go… así como así” Miguel’s murmur send electricity through you that has your back arching slightly on the counter. His tongue continues to lap at your pussy, sliding up to your clit and circling it before flicking it with the tip of his tongue. (t - Just like that)

There was a soft smile on your face with your eyes fluttering shut as pleasure courses through you. “Oh yes… that feels good” you moan out and feel Miguel’s hands move further up your body, under your shirt, to grab at your breasts, massaging them gently as he ate you out like a man starved.

When his tongue prods at your entrance you whine and feel him begin to tongue-fuck you with an efficiency that had you squirming on the counter beneath him. Miguel was forced to lean over more as your body begins to shift up the island, away from his mouth because of all your squirming.

“Get back here” he groans as his hands grab your hips and pull your body down, closer to the edge of the island. Placing your legs on top of his shoulders, positioning them so they’re comfortable before diving back between your thighs.

His tongue delved eagerly across your cunt before his lips enclosed around your clit, grazing his teeth against it ever so slightly just to watch you squirm and whimper. Your pleasurable haze was interrupted as Miguel pulled away ever so slightly to speak “What are you so angry about again?”

Your brows furrowed at the seemingly random question “What?” you mumble trying to grind your hips forward at the loss of his mouth. When he doesn’t respond or move you speak again “I-I’m… angry about work?” you answer, in the tone of a question wondering why he suddenly asked that.

Lifting your head slightly, you look down at Miguel and spot the determination burning in his eyes and the mischievous smirk on his lips. “Tsk tsk tsk. Seems I’m not doing a good enough job” before you can process his words you feel one of his fingers press against your entrance and slide inside of you, your slick walls clenching around it instantly.

Your head falls back again and as your mouth falls open, a long moan leaving your lips. Breathing becoming shaky as he begins to move his finger, keeping a steady pace as he thrusts it in and out of you, eyes studying your expression. “Can you still remember now?” He asks but you barely heard it.

Then another one of his fingers slide into your heat beginning to stretch you out with them both. “Hm? How about now cariño?” After his words he leans back down, wrapping his lips around your clit again. That combined with the movements of his fingers made your hands intertwine with his hair, holding his head in place.

“M-Miguel!” You moan out as his fingers curl, your body arching with it. His chuckle making your legs twitch before he speaks, words muffled by you cunt “Eso es lo que quiero escuchar… I want the only thing you remember to be my name” something about the way he spoke had you hazy. (t - That’s what I want to hear)

Miguel’s tongue didn’t stop, neither did his fingers. Not saying another word just so he could listen to the beautiful sounds that echoed through the kitchen. Your pleasure drunk moans and whines of his names mixing with the wet and slick sounds of his fingers fucking you at a brutal pace.

His other hand was still massaging at your breast, pinching the nipple between his thumb and forefinger causing shaky breaths to fall from your parted lips. Miguel’s eyes were staring up at your squirming figure, face contorted with pleasure and by the trembling of your thighs he knew you were nearing the edge.

“Mmm… you’re close aren’t you sweetheart?” There was a subtle tease in his words you were too dazed to pick up on, just nodding your head and mumbling out breathlessly “Yes! Yesyesyesyes. I’m so close” Miguel purred at your words.

It’s when he pulls away from your clit that you whimper and squirm, thinking he was going to edge you like he often loved to do. “Miguel! N-no! Please don’t do this, pl-“ your pleading was cut short as Miguel kissed at your inner thigh. “Shhhh cariño, don’t worry. I wouldn’t dare take this from you” you then feel him begin to press a third finger inside of you.

“Just wanted a better view” he murmurs but your mind was too lost in the pleasure that overloaded your senses, from all three fingers thrusting in and out of you in a cruel pace. You felt the slightest tinge of embarrassment at how your walls practically welcomed that third finger into you.

As his fingers curled and pressed at your g-spot with each thrust, while his tongue expertly toyed with your clit, your legs trembled and breathing became heavy. Moans falling from your lips like song, broken only by soft cries of Miguel’s name and pleads for him to “Don’t stop!” Telling him how you’re “S-so close!” With a voice that was almost slurred.

He drove you even more mad as he ever so gently nibbled at your clit with his teeth “Go ahead and cum for me querida. Quiero sentir que te derrites debajo de mí” every word was spoked straight against your clit, you swear the sound of him speaking to you like that is what launched you over the edge of your mild-melting release. (t- I want to feel you melt beneath me)

It was always so impressive how Miguel was able to pull such mind-bending orgasms out of you. They had you breathless as your head clouded. Legs trembling beforehand and then shaking afterwards as you try to ground yourself back to reality. Miguel studied your expression and movements so closely he was so in tune with what gave you pleasure. Knowing just how to make you see stars.

Miguel helped you ride through your orgasm, fingers slowing but not stopping, not until on of your hands flew down and grabbed his wrist, making him stop instantly. He pulled his hand away and began to leave soft kisses on your trembling inner thighs, as he did so you heard him speaking to you.

Not quite sure what he was saying, a soft hum reverberating in your ears, half lidded eyes staring up at the ceiling. When his voice finally becomes clear you didn’t even understand what he was talking about. “Come on now… tell me why” Finding the strength you lift yourself onto your elbows and look down at him, still between your thighs.

You tilt your head and were still breathing heavily as you responded “Why what?” He simply chuckled and then stood up, leaning forward kissing your lips, it was slow and tender, but sloppy by nature as you could taste yourself on his lips. “Seems I did a good job” he whispered, his hands were resting on your hips as he traced soft circles into your skin.

Feeling them trembling under his palms he made sure his touch was gentle, knowing your legs still needed a moment to recover. You scoff “Much better than good” leaning forward and capturing his lips in yours again. He hummed softly, his clean hand cupping your cheek as you kissed.

Miguel kept you there for another few minutes, caressing your thighs and soothing your muscles by massaging slow circles into your skin. His heart warming with pride that you didn’t hear his question, seeing that you were too up in the clouds to even process his words.

“God I love you” your voice laced with appreciation, he smirks and playfully jabbed “Oh wow just because I ate you out real good?” You roll your eyes but giggle “That’s just a benefit of you loving me” he hums softly and leans forward again “Damn right it is”.

[ultra-raging-ghost]

I reached post limit so im gonna write this and save it for midnight to post later 🥰

-10:30 EST

Richas made a reference/mentioned outliving forever and bad started screaming and sobbing for a solid 2 minutes and then started talking about how no no forevers probably fine cucuruchos probably taking care of him, richas asked if thats what bad tells himself to sleep at night, if he just lies to himself and bad said yes! if all else fails, simply lie to yourself and push your true feelings down to make it through this meaningless existence :D and richas said "so if we said the sky is pink at all times a day and just lie to ourselves its ok?" and bad said yes, we already lie to ourselves all the time we just need to think about how much lying we accept :3

richas thinks dappers colorblind

bad said his chats british 😭

time to read books!

-10:40 EST

bad is making fun of us for being sad because of angst(/lh/j) and sang a brief song about us being sad and mentioned "the sun is gone" just to torment us over forever being gone. He also went f5 said something like “if you think it’s sad now… anyway..... spoilers!!" implying it will get even sadder!! (terrified)

oh theres a letter for bbh and forever :((( this might be sad now that forevers. in his place. chats crying

-10:50 EST

Bad is screaming and crying because forever will never be able to read his letter, hes literally head in hands screaming and crying and hes letting the TTS read it out

one of the qsmp purgatory programmers wrote bad a letter saying he was supposed to die more and bad said hes a bug tester at heart and richas is bullying bad because of how many bugs he found and exploited LMAO bad said he'll fudging do it again

-11:00 EST

bad found ANOTHER wall bug to glitch thru, hes insane

-11:10 EST

someone said the word forever and bad is reduced to shambles on the floor, hes crying and whining forevers name in tears and agony and he made the dying "bleh" sound like 4 times

also bad mentioned that as soon as its confirmed to the characters like in-character that max is dead theyre having a funeral for him, like bad as the grim reaper knows but he hasnt told anyone, nobodys aware of him being gone, >>>>also he was ominous and said he needed to shoot max a message oorp and refused to elaborate. what the fuck was that about badboyhalo? <<<<<

-11:30 EST

Bad and richas and pomme wanna make an elevator death trap and then call foolish over to trap/murder him <3 chat is advocating for this idea. chat also wants to see the museum, bad said yes!!! Museum time!

before that, bad is being ominously silent again and is texting off screen. that max comment earlier + this makes me worried. MOVING ON THO BC HES SINGING HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO RICHAS AND POMME GOT HIM A PRESENT FOR HIS BDAY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY RICHAS!!!!! (in brazil time) The present is Honey cookies! because richas got covered in honey and used as bait while they were away LMAO

Bad was talking about the 1k snow golems prank and was wondering if the cleanup team would be upset or love that, and richas said "lets say im part of that tio" and bad is now saying richas will take 100% accountability for that and will clean all of it up by himself LMAOOOO richas placed down signs saying "NO TIO I NEVER SAID THAT!! I DIDNT" and bad read them out loud as "Yes tio i agree i did say that ill do it!"

oh god bads spamming richas signs everywhere this is gonna fucking lag everything LMAOOOO richas crashed and bad kept placing until he got bored and said "yessssss richas will get in so much trouble hahaha! messing with the server!!!! bad then said "Richas always comes back" in the FNAF voice, didnt need to know you were an even bigger nerd BBH but okay /aff

-11:40 EST

Pomme is dragging bbh around on a lasso and is trapping him somewhere <3333 theyre climbing up the big ben and bad is taking SO MUCH DAMAGE he has his auto eat on

he accidentally said the word "forever" again and started crying again, his chat is in shambles.

MUSEUM TIME!!!!!!

HELP THE FUCKING ADMINS INCLUDED A DRAWING OF BAD LITERALLY STUCK IN A PADDED ROOM BASED ON HIS TIME IN JAIL, RICHAS SAID "natural habitat"

>>>>>>bad's crying again, and being horny because of how "cute" forever looks in the fanart, but mostly crying<<<<<

pomme started bullying bad because he called forever cute LMAO

tinas on!!!!!

-11:50 EST

Bad's crying again over art of him and forever in the pool he made in forevers base, the admins want to hurt him specifically/j

"treasure the wholesome moments chat, for they are just dust in the wind" -BBH 2023

bad took his totems out of his offhand again :)

Bad's crying again over another image of him and forever!!

[biggestsimp12]

Let me show you how much i've missed you.

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(this has been sitting in my drafts for a week now =w=)

! HUGE SPOILERS (sumeru quest)!

(angst with fluff at the end)

(Wanted to do this in 2 parts but scratch that)

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You were finally free. You finally escaped that cursed place once and forever.

You ran as screams of terror and agony could be heard behind you, slowly fading away.

Flashbacks from previous minutes floaded your mind, ringing in your brain over and over again.

--

You were captured and selled by some mora-thirst people to a psychopatic inazumian scientist. They kept experimenting your powers, trying to create changes wich caused you extreme pain, yet little to no change. The scientist took advantage of your immortality to insert all sorts of chemicals in your blood. While he was preparing another dose for one of his endless experiments on you, he accidentally dropped one of his glass tube, causing a big explosion to occur. Creating a sheild around you, you covered your eyes, loud noises echoing through the room. Smoke started to fill your senses, taking your hands off your eyes, watching in horror the sight in front of you. The whole lab was on fire, quickly devouring every inch of the building. Your eyes landed on the trapped figure in front of you. The scientist was being crushed almost to death by thick metal bar. Seeing you staring at him, he ordered you to help. Receiving no answer, he repeated once more, his command turning to pleading to desperately begging you to help him as fire quickly made its way to him. You looked at him almost in a pity full way, heading to the exit, the key word being almost. You started running out hearing your torturers cries for you not to.

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You stopped at the only place you knew by heart. Or at least, used to. The chinju forest.

You sat down by a tree trying to catch your breath. You looked down at your freshly cut feet, all covered in blood. You must have cut yourself on the tons of broken glass left in the lab due to the explosion.

You slowly made your way to the small river, sitting down at its edge. You gently washed your feet wincing in pain when touching a deeper cut.

Your only goul now was to reunite with him once more.

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Present day (before Nahida ereased everyones memories)

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You don't know how much it passed. One century? Maybe 2, 3, 4? You had no idea. Your worst fear was statring to become true. What if you'll never see him again? What if he was dead? Even if not, did he still love you as much as you did? What if he wasn't the same? (even if he wasn't, you'll still accept him either way) Your thoughts were interrupted by bumping into something. Wait no. Someone.

Hey, watch where you're going! A high pitched fairy said, staring at you as you were some kind of criminal.

I'm deeply sorry little floating gi-

Oh no! *I think they look like some fatui! Yikes, not again!* Wait.. Did you just call me floating little girl!? The blonde girl/boy beside her started laughing at her little floating companions change of attitude. The blonde one looked at you, analyzing you as well.

Paimon, i don't fatuis have such type of masks. Besides they don't look like they did it on purpose.

What are fatuis?

They both stared at you in shock as if you just said that you got a bomb and its about to explode.

How could you not know what fatuis are?! Have you been living under a rock!?

Uhm could you stop yelling? I'm right beside you.

Sorry for her. She can over react some times. I'm Aether /Lumine and this is Paimon. Now, do you seriously do not know who the fatui are?

Y/N, nice to meet you. And no i haven't. Could you explain it to me? If you don't mind of course.

Of course we don't!

Ooh~ Paimon wants to tell them! Can i, please, please, please, please, pleaseeee?

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After exchanging both pasts and explaining about the fatuis

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Yeah! And theres a scary doctor whos experimenting people and! and!

You frowned as you heard the word "experiment", bad memories floading your head. Paimon took notice of this as she started apologizing.

Oh, i'm sorry! Paimon didn't mean to make you uncomfortable!

You looked up at the small fairy beside you, giving her a weak smile.

Don't worry that was hundred of years ago. I'm glad there's someone who understands how i feel. I'm deeply sorry Lumine/Aether. I did see a girl/boy similar to you but that was a long time ago. Did you at least get to see her/him again?

One or two times. Yet she/he was so different than when we used to travel together. What about you? Have you gotten to see this person?

Your smile faded as you sighed.

I wish i did, he was such a sweetheart. It broke my heart seeing him cry like that while we got separated. Before they knocked me out i screamed a promise.

You smiled again looking down at your feet.

What promise did you make?

Paimon looked at you, captured by your story. You laughed at her cuteness, remembering your promise perfectly.

"I promise i'll search for you darling. No matter how bad the weather or bad the health, i'll always be searching. Our love shall never die, for i be forever searching, nobody can tear our love apart and i shall never lie."

Waaah (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ Paimon thinks this is so sweet! What if you don't see him again??

The little floating girl said, hugging you tightly.

Don't worry Paimon. I haven't given up yet. He must somewhere in this world. If not i'll start traveling the worlds for him.

You said trying to get your hopes up. In reality you had no idea where he could be. You did in fact travel multiple worlds only to be stuck at the start line back in teyvat. You sighed, changing the subject to enlighten the mood.

After deciding to join them in their journey, you both made your way to the Sumeru City.

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Timeskip after saving Nahida

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Woah... Who would've thought there's place like this hidden right slap bang in the middle of the city!

The sages wanted to realize their god creation plan without being discovered. The safest and most convenient way would be to build within the Akademiya itself.

They are already hiding a god, so why not 2?

Your eyebrows furrow in confusion. What was this all fatui thing and fake god that they were talking about? If so, how come you never heard about them? Your thoughts were interrupted when Paimon spoke again.

Paimon knows that he was a prototype puppet for the Raiden Shogun before he became a Fatui Harbinger...

You stare at Paimon in shock. Did they know him all along? How come they never told you about this? Yeah the traveler said he/she had some vision about the Balladeer but they never told who he actually was. All these questions swelling up in your head made you furious yet sad at the same time.

You 2 sure seem to know about him quite well. Yet there is a certain person who has more knowledge about him and his past. In fact they were very close for that matter.

The traveler and Paimon looked confused at Nahida. The little elf like archon took your hand before speaking.

Y/N. I know you were searching him for a long time. Could you tell us what you know about him?

Wait.. Y/N!? The person you were searching is him?! But how!? When you were talking about him, he sounded so nice and sweet! He's literally nothing close that! He is an arrogant little-

Paimon, please do not jump to conclusions. We do not what occured in his life to change his behavior like that. So Y/N. How did you exactly meet?

Well.. I was walking through chinju forest when i heard something. I started investigating, trying to find the source of it when i tripped and fell into the water. A figure approached me asking me if i was alright. It was a boy in a white strange yet beautiful outfit. I stared at him for a while. His whole feauters didn't look much human. He looked like those gorgeous puppets you see in the kid theaters. He landed me his hand and hesitantly took it. Later on i learned his name and how he got there-

Oh so scaramouche right?

Paimon it is impolite to interrupt someone.

Nahida looked at Paimon, scolding her.

No its alright. His name isn't Scaramouche. Or at least it wasn't when i met him. He told me to call him Kunikuzushi.

After that i invited him to live with me, since he didn't have anywhere else to go. We then fell in love but it didn't last long due to those horrible people that took me. From that day on i never saw him at least once. What happend to him after is still unkown to me.

You finished with a sigh looking down at the little archon in front of you.

She nodded, putting her hand on her chin in a thinking way.

It seems that the occurrence of this events damaged both of your physical and mental health, on your side as much as his. We need to be as careful as possible when approaching him. We don't know what type of manifestation we will get out of him. Now, without further ado, our time is pretty much limited just like a candle on fire. Let's go.

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Mini time skip

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Looking at its operational status, we must prepare for the worst. The god they wanted to create... is likely close to completion, or already completed.

Paimon floated behind you pushing you forward gently.

If someone should go first it should be Y/N right? No offense Y/N but it's your lover.

You sighed looking at the little scared girl behind you.

As much i would love to talk to him, i don't think he would listen.

Y/N is right. We can't just burst all that Information like that. It could disadvantage us in battle strategy but also cooperation with him. I'm curious of what our fate may be. To me, everything we perceive in this world, everything we learn, and everything that happens to us is considered knowledge. However, only fate is about that which has yet to occur, so it has always drawn my curiosity. So to me, "fate" is the ultimate knowledge.

And now, at long last, I'm not just an observer anymore.

I will personally experience my own fate, with you by my side. Hehe, isn't this such a wonderfully exciting thing?

The dendro archon smiled at you three, closing her eyes. Okay, let's continue on. I can sense "his" aura from here... You watched in disbelief at the sight that standed before your eyes as you made your way further. It was in fact the boy you've been desperate to find again yet.. He looked so different.. So, lifeless.

Nahida used her magic as the blue haired boy had awoken.

The robot copied the puppets moves, making a strong wind.

The boy smiled scanning the sight before him.

Who would have thought... The world would be so eager for my "birth"

I remember you

The boy said looking at Nahida

Buer, the God of Wisdom... And standing beside you the Traveler

He said as his eyes finally reach you

And...

His eyes widened, facade dropping a little then going back on.

My.. My, what do we have here? Honestly i didn't think you'll have the guts to show yourself before me after cruelly abandoning me like that. I see you've changed. But dear so did i.

He said, venom within his words.

You watched him, tears welling in your eyes. Voice trapped in your throat, you could only watch him spitting his point of view of the past that you once shared. He did in fact change. You could see the actual Kunikuzushi behind. He was not evil, just hurt. And you knew it.

The Balladeer has already become a god...?

You listened to the conversation Paimon and Nahida had behind you.

"The Balladeer" A long bygone title..

When my spirit ascended to divinity

I felt as if I had existed for the same number of epochs as heaven and earth

Looking back

The existence of what once called itself "Kunikuzushi" appears infinitely small... and ugly

You couldn't believe what was happening right now. This was all your fault. If you knew how to fight that day, none of this events would have existed now. Seeing your uneasy state Nahida took your hand and spoke.

None if these are your fault Y/N. Life has its ups and downs that seem to affect not just human lifes, but immortal creatures both in good and bad ways as well. Everyone creates and has his own destiny. And now, you choose if you want to make a change or not.

Nahida said, looking up the "god" in front of you.

What a cute yet pathetic little speech. You should know that wisdom cannot solve every problem. Like now, where your only option is to face me in combat.

Come.. Let us reenact a scene of the Archon War. Come and inaugurate my birth as a god.

The traveler raised his/her sword as the battle begin

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You helped Aether/Lumine get up, watching the giant robot collapse.

Humans... filthy humans...!

The "god" spitted out, not wanting to accept defeat. The small archon flew closer to him, using her magic to take his gnosis. Noticing this the boy started panicking, looking at Nahida desperately.

No! Please! Anything but the gnosis..!

The boy begged, breaking the bots face plate.

That's mine! Don't even try..!

He said trying to hold a grasp of the gnosis, Wires slowly breaking behind him.

I'll..! I'll never go back!

He gave you a small glance, a desperate look on his face. Your heart only could ache at the sight of him being so hurt.

Y/N plea-

Before the boy could finished Nahida reached his gnosis, wires finally breaking, proceeding to make him fall, a lifeless look on his growing bigger by each second. You quickly rushed into catching him, fear rushing through your blood as you used your powers to create a sheild bubble around you 2. You watched his features as you slowly floated your way to the ground. You hugged him, visible tears running down your face. Nahida landed beside you giving you a sympathy look after returning to the traveler.

We haven't yet found the answer to the most important mystery.

Irminsul is still waiting to be saved.

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Time skip after Nahida ereased everyones memories

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You were not sure why you were crying a moment before just now. The traveler and Paimon exchanged looks before Paimon asked.

Do you remember what happend at the academia?

You gave Paimon a confused look before thinking at the previous events these days. Confused you told Paimon what you knew.

Uh.. We saved Nahida and sumeru. Why?

Paimon gave you a shocked expression.

Do you seriously not remember him??

Am i missing something?

You asked clearly confused.

You were searching for him remember?? You guys promised to search for each other! We just fought with him! You have to remember!

I think we should leave them alone Paimon.. Its not going to work if you press them like that. Let's go...

Aether/Lumine whispered to the little fairy.

Y/N we have to go. See you around!

Bye..?

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You walked around the Sumeru City, making some groceries. It's been a week since you and the traveler saved the irminsul. Something was missing yet you couldn't quite catch what. Paimons words from previous weeks ringed through your head, trying to find the answer to your curiosity.

Hey Y/N, over here!

You turned around to see Paimon and the traveler. Beside them there was another person facing another derection.

This is ridiculous.

Paimon pushed the big hat boy further giving him a thumbs up. You couldn't really see his face due him looking down.

Hi. My name is Y/N! Nice to meet you-

Upon seeing his face, memories click in your mind, now remembering it all. He was the person Paimon talked about. He was the person you were desperately searching all these centuries.

Kunikuzushi.

The boy looked shocked yet relieved. You took him into your arms, embracing him as if he would disappear. Paimon and the traveler smiled, leaving you two be.

I've missed you so much. W-where have you been all this time? How come could i never get to stumble upon you?

You said voice shaking from happiness.

It's not important. There are many things i regret in my past that i don't want to make you worry about. Right now, let me show you how much i've missed you.

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The end >¬>

Have a nice day/night