#theres a couple that are unnamed here

[ceeberoni]

if theyre cold youre cold

[radrobotz]

i have a million things to do for uay universe but how many of them am i going to do imagining everything in my head is enrichment enough for me so sometimes i forget

[furballfaggot]

how i look thinking of ships between my ocs that logically wouldnt happen bc of their lore

[simcardiac-arrested]

AKNDMN,S okay so

juts a fair warning this is a very long ramble so like. people reading this be careful you might be stuck here forever because you cant put read more in asks for some reason

I don't have any updated references for Six Silver Stars (the one who's very mad at one guy) so she won't. have any images.

She was created with the idea of mapping stars and planets and stuff so her puppet chamber was built outside of the can and made out of glass with her puppet arm attached to the roof of it. im sure this creates no issues at all whatsoever. anyways the main ancients that monitored her and talked to her did not like them. which im sure doesnt create any issues whatsoever. ive fallen in love with the idea of schools organising trips to visit the puppets of iterators so she made friends with this one kiddo who wasnt super social with the group. kid was often granted permission to visit her chamber and they'd often talk and just bond. kid was part of a fancy-ish family who was very devoted to the void. bring in Unnamed Iterator because i cannot think of a name

art and design not by me by a friend btw.

anyway they were made to bless people and prepare them for the void. like the people felt that they were ready and they pretty much just said 'yeah good luck' and gave them offerings and fancy robes and masks to hopefully make the void favour them slightly. Kids family went 'yeah lets all dip in the void and take our like. 15 year old kid with us this is so cool of us' which then left Stars pretty alone as her ancients often just. blocked communications for her because they were soo amazing(sarcasm) Stars immediately turned all blame onto the guy because its all she really had to blame. she didnt know the parents of the kid and she obviously wouldnt blame the kid so yeah. this guy was the blame.

this guy also worked very closely with Swirling Blossoms, Fading Fast

(again art and design not by me i saw this adopt and my brain went yesss) as they both had similar but different jobs. They made to be a god directly to the ancients, a place of worship, offerings and confessions. she was built with taboos SUPER SUPER SUPER enforced into her code like to an ungodly amount. also was given a lot of 'ancients need help you must help them they dont mean to do anything wrong ever they need help.' again i am sure that this didnt give them any issues surrounding themselves and their ancients at all. both them and unnamed guy communicated a lot and slowly started to date in secret which was Really Weighing on Blossoms because ''dont grow attached to anything thats a sin thats a no no ''

this continued to weigh in on her and like. a little while after the mass accession somehow messages between them got leaked. like not anything gross just typical couple stuff. not sure how this happened yet . but yeah, she was Very Stressed OUt About This despite like no once giving a shit. panic lead to her making dumb desicions and she ended the relationship and isolated herself. a lot 👍

so during this unnamed guy is like acticly trying to fix two relationships, one with someone they barely knew but felt very very bad for and one with their ex.

starts continued to do not very good and was exceedingly pissed at unnamed guy because before the mass ascension her communications were blocked and no one is able to break them or undo them. so like. they were sending scugs back and forth to Stars who was just like "Dude FUCK OFF you fucking killed my kid " and his ex was just sending them back with no response. theyre so fucking fucked over and a sopping beast and theyre not okay.

anyways theres more but this is also like. a brick post thats not very well organized so if youre still interested i might talk more about them in another ask

DIVORCE NUMER UNOOOOOOOOOO

[kamil-a]

I would love to hear about your lesbian sayerhale ocs btw/no pressure

i will draw special images of them for u later if i remember but text ramble as i get ready 4 work for nowwww....

anyway so the background to these ocs is that its a kind of college student by day magical girl by everywhere else setup where the mascot critters tells these girls that they have to fight a witch whos taken over this beach!!!! and the witch is like ummmmm im a beach witch i just live here im not the problem here theres someone else heres my card (bath bomb) call me if you believe me and we'll work together!

and one of them does take her up on it (yet unnamed if you can believe it! from what, i want to guess like circa 2018 or so??? current names possibly cherrybomb or cinnamonspice, no relation to existing ocs cherry or cinnamon. anyway this is hale2).

and as part of their working together this person becomes the witch's familiar, a long and complicated process in witch the which (:3) sews a magic thread through every movable point of her body, through which she can call on the witch's magic anytime without limit, but the witch can marionette her body also whenever she likes and limitlessly.

i am mostly thinking these days about the part of the story afterwards where the threat is no longer and they just use this to get nyaassttttyyyyyy.

the OTHER set in the same universe is a pair whos renamed themself disciple/master respectively. disciple is a normal woman with a history of always altering her appearence to match whoever shes dating and getting dumped for it- i actually drew a comic about her once a few years ago but i framed her in a negative light bc i was too afraid to tell the story in my heart 😔😔 ("shes based for doing this , and her current gf loves it"). anyway, one day on the beach crying about being dumped again she encounters a gigantic Deep Sea Fish Magician rising to shore whos never seen a human before, and duplicates HER look exactly, which i realize now implies theres some completely clueless goth girl not realizing theres a couple using her as a template forevermore. anyway they would see hale/sayer in a halebody and go OMG USSSSSSSSS.

[uniquezombiedestiny]

another mae update :)

she's renamed her lucky weasel to lucky! after that, her wounds have finally caught up to her - good thing they're minor, at wounds 2. she struck up some friendly conversation with a chef and got some leftovers to help those out. now she's at wounds 1, like usual!

they helped out a maid who they've struck an acquaintance with as well - stole some more of that honey from the master, and got a fair share for themselves (x18, twice - she now has 44 drops.). that night, she attempted to join in a cats' conspiracy meeting, but wasn't the right person. 3:

the next day, mae helped make sure a blackmailer's evidence of, well, blackmailing didn't make it to the courts. it took a bit of planning and teamwork, but she did just fine, and the client was "pleased at your subtlety."

after a couple days of laying low, mae found out about cat-wranglers: those who take on cat-catching, but only as a fad, and not tradition. they've injured the cats only on occasion, but the duchess disapproves of all of it. mae tried to take care of the wranglers herself, but there were far too many. sleep-deprivation caught up to her in the end. she spent a day or two resting, having some conversations with her animal residents, the unnamed rat and and lucky the weasel.

she's about 3 months and a week into london at this point.

and today, a riot's broken out in spite! a huge brawl is ongoing. she snagged a bag of oddities and managed to slip out of the crossfire! inside was bag was 2 compromising documents... an interesting afternoon read. right after that, she pickpockted an officer, and got some good loot.

on that night, she received some teachings from the rat, increasing all of her stats by ~2.

ngl i dont feel like copy pasting the rest of this one, so heres the link to a google doc. ive moved all of these posts here now!!! yay :)

this has all the mae stuff so far, bc theres so many little things she does that id 100% forget if i didnt write it down lmao

[zaenight]

Crazy but she's mine ch15

So excited ! Ez and Gabby were my favorite couple , and then well bang:< , but Him and Sophia are amazing , they look like they're still going strong in the trailers I've seen , Also there's a scene of him blowing out candles , Birthday scene or episode ;) ,

Look at uncle Ez with baby maverick , Im Scared and Excited.

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Today was the meeting , Illiana and her sat in the clubhouse , the guys talking , Alverez and Miguel speaking to Nestor , the prospect who used to work for him.

They were tense , these so called Sons making the tension skyrocket.

Suddenly Bishop opened the door , Five patched members from the mother charter walked in along with two prospects , who were ordered to go to the bar , Ez kept a close eye on his girls , who were sat on the couch.

"Little cj is that you!" Tig exclaimed loudly freaking them all out.

"Alex!" Jackie laughed , as Ez raised a brow , the others all looked at eachother confused.

"Ya know this lass 'ere tiggy." a Man said in a scottish accent , you might know him betters as Chibs.

"Met her when she was Sixteen , hell of a punch , spent two days knocked out." Tig explained.

"In my defense when a sixteen year old wakes up and sees a man pissing on her car , she gets to beat the crap out of some one , turns out he was drunk." Jackie explained.

"What are you doing here , thought you wanted to get away from gangs and clubs." Tig questioned.

"I brought her here to meet that ass , and then her and Ez

adopted me." Illiana said.

"One of tha' charters said you and a las took in a little lass." Chibs stated shaking Jackies hand.

"Trust me it took alot for

M- Jackie to admit her feelings for Ez , Now there's gonna be a new Reyes in town." Illiana said.

"Pregnant ! , your Preg- Theres a mini Mayan in there." Tig exclaimed as She went over to Ez , who rested an Arm around her waist , as she laid her head on his chest.

"Yep , so you boys gonna have this meeting or what?"

Jackie questioned.

"Tig seems to like her , I say their kid could be used as a Mediator." Happy Suggested, Ez and Angel had a look of familiarity with the man.

"You saying their kid will become a Son if its a boy, when he comes of age?" Bishop questioned.

The men argued and suggested , Angel said no Nephew of his would be a sons.

Illana stared at the scene before making her escape to Natalia's.

"ENOUGH! I don't want my kid to have anything to do with Clubs or gangs , until this child , who by the way could be a she , chooses to do so , until this baby is out of my stomach and under age , nothing to do with any of this." Jackie exclaimed catching the attention of the men.

"I like her." One man , who was called rat boy said , as another quinn , nodded.

The two unnamed prospects , and Nestor stared at the scene infront of them , Even Alvares and Miguel were intrigued.

"Bu-." Tig was cut off by Jackie raising her hand.

"Me and my children will never be used by the club , or clubs for anything , now Im sure you can find another way to do this , and this is coming from a woman who's fucking tired of men telling her what to do." She glared.

"Yer lass is a very strong and respectful woman." Chibs said to Ez who nodded.

"I think this meetin' is done ere' , Our Charter votes for an Alliance between the Sons and Mayans , With yer lass as a Mediator when we have meetings." Chibs said.

"We could do that ." Ez said looking around as The mayans nodded , along with alveres and miguel.

The sons nodded saying their goodbyes , Tigs gave her a huge hug.

"Did anyone not here the part where I said I would not be used!" Jackie exclaimed wacking Ez.

"It's only for Meetings , which don't happen often." Ez stated a bit ticked off that his girl will be used as a mediator between clubs.

"You people owe me big time , And that goes for everyone in this clubhouse , accept for bishop , I want nothing from you." Jackie stated huffing , Ez led her to the couch.

"Im hungry , your child is hungry , do what you have to do and lets go." Jackie stated as Ez kissed her forhead.

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"That could have went wrong you know." Ez stated as They pulled up to the house , Illiana said she would stay with Natalia , Once again.

"Why because a woman should keep her mouth shut , and the men order her around like a-" She was cut off by a kiss.

"Don't put words in my mouth Amor , Just saying somthing could of went wrong , How'd you become  friends with tig?" Ez asked as Jackie wacked him, sitting on the sofa , the two grabbed their food.

"How'd you know the one named happy?" She questioned as Ez placed down his half eaten burger , Wrapping an arm around her.

"Happy was sent by Miguel's mom , Dita ,to kill our Parents , but he only killed our mom , I found her , laying There , pool of her own blood , One day I chased after him , ended up shooting a cop , Spent eight years inside , started prospecting after I got out." Ez said as She finished her burger , resting a hand on his chest.

"Jesus Ezekiel." She said as He finished his food resting his head in her lap.

"There was a girl before you , Gabby , We were going good , she left for medical school , one day , me , angel , and Manny went to the hospital to take out some sons , Angel ended up Shooting a doctor , and she was there , saw our faces , She was gonna rat him out , I shot her." Ez stated as Jackie ran her hands through his hair.

"Im guessing that's when you started losing yourself." She stated.

"Then I met you and Illiana." Ez said as Jackie kissed him.

"Lets get to bed , Im still pissed I have to be a mediator for the club." She huffed.

"It's only for meetings Amor." He said kissing her hand as they in got into bed .

"It better be , or I'll kick all of yall's asses." Jackie stated.

"I love you." Ez said as Jackie kissed him.

"I love you too Ezekiel." She said kissing him.

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"That woman could be an Issue." Miguel stated to Soledad.

"A woman in power seems to be an issue for you ." Soledad said , her tone steady.

"Jackie is the old lady of your brother , with child , raising the daughter of the former president ." Soledad explained.

"Half-Brother , the two show no signs that they know , Jackie can be a valuable asset , or a powerful enemy , to the club charters , and to the cartel." Miguel stated.

"Are you saying you want her as an Ally , or take her as a wife , raise a hand to her , and she won't speak out of turn." Soledad questioned.

"I think you've said what I know is needed." Miguel said.

"Your willing to take out your brother , for a woman , you two already share another in common , why this one?" Soledad questioned.

"Because she intrigues me , Ez is already on the road to his downfall , I just have to wait , Emily will be taken care of when the time comes." Miguel stated.

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Everone wants jackie but can't have her , She's head over heels for Ez .

Be prepared for her to kick ass.

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[kelocitta]

I don't think I ever mentioned some of the details in the way this laid out, so heres a couple fun facts:

Theres some pretty obvious composition things with the ones directly across from each other: Saint and Survivor/Monk, Spearmaster and Artificer use the same framing as do Rivulet and Gourmand with the spiraled/fullbody setup But theres also some more meta stuff, Gourmand and Artificer are across from each other as they're both stories ultimately about their family/community, although Gourmands a more positive one and Artificer is more about loss of that family (And the subsequent violence that followed justified in its name). Spearmaster and Rivulet are tied by their connection to Moon, with Spearmaster having been the messenger for her final message and Rivulet delivering her, effectively, a new heart. Someone did note this one in the comments but yeah- Saint and Survivor/Monk as individuals who traveled into the void sea with very different goals and results. This last ones more of an easter egg but, while Hunter isn't here explicitly- the slugpups with gourmand are all the colors of the vanilla slugcats- including Survivor and Monk's unnamed mint sibling. So Nightcat and Hunter are here in spirit.

Day 28: RW 7th Anniversary A dozen tiny threads; tied together in a great, incomprehensible web

[duckiesdoodlesdelight]

Who are the lil fairy lookin’ guys I must know.

theyre dnd ocs :3c i cant say too much bc some of the people in my campaign (1 of then) follow me but then again im immune to being seen so

THIS. is the unnamed big bad babygirl i made last night the main thing of the campaign. the feywild's been hogging magic and also kinda ?? taking it from the material plane i think. not entirely sure of the logistics but either way theres Too much magic on the feywild and its doing weird things to my awesome 4 planet solar system

trying not to make her too silly shes prolly gonna Die

this guys also unnamed from yesterday! hes gonna claim to have been cursed with his fairy wings but we'll see if thats true. hes alright :P

not the fairy lookin guys per se but my trio... band called X Marchs the Spot !!!! marchelangelo is in the middle and he gets lost in the feywild :D

marchel's on the left and marcho's on the right

heres a couple marchelangelos

and a marchel (i removed tyhe a from his name bc i keep typing it as marchel instead)

marcho's only colored ref is the image above :V

[isdalinarhot]

okay i can feel marginally more settled dalinar au starting to take up brainspace so ive a question. do Everyones Guys adolin & renarin exist here. like theres interesting things to be done with the plot if they dont and theres also interesting things to be done if they exist but theyre like. someone elses kids? anyways im interested in the thoughts

THEY DEFFO EXIST I just haven’t figured out Exactly how they’re different though because it would involve ocs…. Basically Evi still went to the Kholin highprince for a political marriage of protection it’s just that the Kholin highprince was a completely different guy. So Adolin and Renarin still have a similar upbringing and stuff but Evi doesn’t get fucking killed to death. Ideas:

-Kaves has somehow used a Ponzi scheme to take over the throne and she marries Kaves and they are confused by each other but delighted with each other (funniest option by far but also very implausible 😔)

-but if not that:

-I think it would be really neat if Unnamed Highprince were also autistic but managed to pull it off because he’s still physically healthy and his special interest is like. shardblades. so everyone is like look at this knowledgeable pinnacle of Vorin masculinity. Autism be damned my boy can murder.

-I think Evi would still sort of have the “Alethkar is such a violent place and I feel so out of place :(“ feels but like Unnamed Highprince also feels out of place just for different reasons so they bond with each other about that. I think they both have a Shared List ™ of Alethi social norms that make No Fucking Sense

-I think Adolin and Renarin grow up as a couple of kids who nobody really thinks about because like people look at the Kholin highprincedom as like oh these guys have no fucking idea what they’re doing -_-

-and I think Adolin specifically really resents that. Like he figures out pretty quickly that people do Not respect his immediate family and that everyone talks about how secretly Navani has got to be running everything and that makes him so frustrated like he’s a nice guy but by god he is going to throw rocks at sooooo many people. Like I think that’s the main difference between him and canon Adolin is that this Adolin has even more Righteous Hate in his heart than canon Adolin. Like >:) i think he’s mysteriously murdered a handful of other people in addition to Sadeas in his life but nobody can prove anything

-Adolin specifically would be like. You know how the fandom at large tends to reduce Adolin to friendly sunshine airhead even though he also has chomp and bite killing violence sorts of moments? I think gunkverse Adolin would have the opposite thing going on where people would be like oh he’s edgy he’s killing some guys he’s brooding he’s emo completely overlooking that he gives great hugs and likes to make friends more than enemies if he can help it

-Renarin is having the time of his goddamn life being supported and loved :)

-I think that not only would the shardblades-are-deadeyes thing get discovered a lot sooner, I think Adolin and his dad would have matching sword besties bonds

-there are probably more thoughts to have but I am not good at thinking them right now

[japplejottomjeans]

theory

theres a lot of shit i wanna unpack here and its 5am rn so im probably gonna ramble but oh fucking well

so firestarter was a stephen king novel from the 80s and there are tons of similarities between it and stranger things i realized

the novel/movie/whatever the fuck it doesnt really matter its the same shit is basically this:

from this picture only you can see how it parallels stranger things right

well it gets deeper

the soon-to-be married couple meet while theyre doing this experimenting shit like el’s mom was, as conveniently explained by her sister, so we could just maybe assume her unnamed father was also participating in the experimenting with her mother (just we never get a good look at whatshisface but if we compare the two it adds up)

anyway, they have a kid, blah blah blah cringe romantic shit, blah blah blah, but them boom she can start fires with her mind now with a catch: she doesnt know how to control it…yet

a lot (i mean seriously, a lot) like eleven’s character arc throughout season 1 am I right

(ill point out that charlie’s mom died in an invasion, probably an attempt for The Shop (aka the secret government lab like Hawkins National Laboratory) to kidnap them for more testing, while charlie and her father escaped)

so now The Shop is plotting to kidnap charlie and her dad to do more testing and stuff, pretty much what hnl in season 1 tried doing

the rest is pretty straight forward and speaks for itself, but from this, i guess, we could assume el’s mom has abilities too

liiiiiiike remember that time in season 2 where el was able to, idk, like read her moms mind or something? its been a while since rewatched it but u get it (yeah she was able to do it with billy too but im literally just spitballing ideas rn) she could have some kind of shit that resulted in brenner wanting eleven so bad youknow

idk. i should probably point out I havent read the book or seen the movie so uh this is pretty much just a trust me bro situation but if someone wants to add onto the point just rb or ask or whatever (psh i may of may not have color coded the fuck outa this but shut the fuck up ok)

[hinacu-arts]

A excuse to explain one of my over complicated aus?!?! Alright @la-bruja and everybody else buckle up for this info dump

*cracks knuckles*

So quick background on sonic: Its a franchise that began as videogames but they've since grown to comics, tv, movies, etc. Sonic the Hedgehog is the main character and he's a blue anthropomorphic hedgehog who's whole thing is he can run very fast. Since the franchise is so big its collected a lot of characters and various interpretations of said characters resulting in a multiverse kinda like superhero comics (marvel, dc) have

So one of these "universes" is a tv show called Sonic Underground. In this show Sonic is one of 3 triplets born to a Queen (and they have a band and magical music instrument-weapon necklaces. im not making that up thats lit every single episode) making this a canon royalty au. And what goes hand-in-hand with royalty aus? Arrange marriage au/marriage alliance au. Which is where this mess was born

See here for a more in-depth thought process but basically i started looking through all of sonic media for possible royal love interests, cut that down by 1 universe per character, then cut that down again by canon character age, before finally cutting out ones that just didnt work (ex. mermaid princesses). Which is where this list comes from

So i took my list and altered the stories to better fit in the Sonic Underground universe, and tada! Thats whats posted here. I'll explain each character under the read more

Shadow

Universe: several of them

Canon: he has a alien sperm donor who happens to be the ruler of a entire alien race (called Black Arms) that is quite murderous

AU: same deal but instead of being alligned with Earth he is a actual part of the Black Arms and holds a political/leadership position

Acorns

Universe: a couple of them. I think its primarily SatAM tv show and Archie Comics

Canon: are canon royalty! And Sally is canonically Sonic's love interest in her universe(s)

AU: same as canon except Elias isnt married yet

Blaze

Universe: she's from a alternate dimension. She's Sonic's counterpart but their worlds are different enough she isnt really considered a alternate version of Sonic himself

Canon: is canonically the Princess (and implied monarch) of a Empire

AU: slapped her story into the same dimension as Sonic and shrunk her empire down to a kingdom so it could fit* in the Sonic Underground verse

*the planet is called Mobius but so is the kingdom so i decided to make Sonic's kingdom a global empire

Charmy

Universe: tbh idr but it was probably Archie Comics

Canon: in this universe only he's referred to as the Prince of the Golden Hive Colony

AU: i needed more characters for this dating pool so he's there but not really there

Amy

Universe: so many of them. This story is pulled from Archie Comics

Canon: she's a princess of a unnamed place in not one BUT TWO different universes. In Archie Comics she also happens to be maternal(?) cousins with the sonic version of Robin Hood who is canon royalty

AU: took the Robin Hood story and clarified she was from the royal line. Canonically she's close friends with Sonic but here they havent had much contact

Elise

Universe: she shows up in the 2006 game and i think thats it

Canon: canonically the human Princess of a principality? duchy? And is in love with Sonic. Sonic is one of her closest friends

AU: clarified she was a ruling monarch (implied in canon) and i havent decided if she's ever met Sonic before

Khan

Universe: Archie Comics

Canon: was nominated? elected? King of the Free People after the old government was overthrown

AU: same but i havent decided if he's ever met the triplets

Spice Maidens

Universe: Archie Comics

Canon: mom is called the Pirate Queen

AU: i needed more ppl for the list and heres theres five for the price of one. Decided Mom wants legitimacy/power through alliance which is why her kids are trying to marry in

Remember this au? Yeah i just did too 😂

Close ups:

[wacky-hatter]

Ok so, before we begin, allow me to introduce what brought back the concept

The CW powerpuff girl live action reboot’s script leaked, and it is! A script! The CW is a tv company responsible for such shows as Riverdale (to my recollection, aka the edgy reboot of the Archie Comics) and Supernatural, which is something I didn’t think I needed to bring up on this blog!

There’s also another show I should mention, that Winx live action reboot on Netflix I don’t remember the name of... but it’s also a atrocious (mostly due to the whitewashing of the cast)

Shows of these brands usually follow similar steps; subjecting teenage characters (played by grown adults) to sensationalist topics while being. So weird. And really “OOOO WE’RE SO HIP WITH THE KIDS” moments.

Basically; it’s a fun time for live action reboots of children’s media. So lets see if we can make an edgy, atrocious reboot of Lalaloopsy! A franchise that’s already getting a reboot

I’ll be talking about a possible Riverdale-like Lalaloopsy live action reboot, as such, there will be some possibly triggering contents under the cut, so proceed with caution with the mention of drugs, all sorts of bigotry, death, general predatory behavior towards underage characters, etc etc.

I’m taking the piss, this will be incomprehensible. Lets begin.

-For starters, the hypothetical live action reboot would follow the characters as teens, so Lala prep but the boys are here too for some drama

-The characters look nothing like their dolls, except for SOME dyed hair, a bit of color coordination for the outfits and tons of blush on the cheeks.

-Spot is played by a white Actor but they pull a Netflix and make it so the Spot chatacter ISNT actually spot! Instead, not-Spot is Spot’s long distant relative. They are basically the same character personality wise, though.

-Theres a love triangle between Jewel, Storm E and Forest, just for some extra drama (at the end Storm E would probably end up with Forest anyway, they just want some juicy queerbait between she and Jewel)

-There’s a lot of drug cartels in these series’. Jewel’s dad probably runs a drug cartel.

-Patch is the token gay best friend character who kisses a guy on screen twice (maximum) before meeting a terrible end because he was actually a drug addict and overdoses

-Wacky is also apart of the drug cartel cause look at him

-Dot becomes the “angry black woman” stereotype because of course she does :(

-There’s a lot of serious scenes that are ruined because the characters are named shit like Peanut so ofc it takes away any leverage

-Jewel is given some sort of unnamed mental illness that is handled horribly because of course it is

-Storm E and Cloud E are secretly twins and their father is horrible (and he’s probably apart of the drug cartel) so he kicked Storm E out and continues to abuse Cloud E

-The only wlw couple out of all these women ends up being, like

Pillow and Rosy

So good for them, but they get no screen time! And they get sexualized because! WLW!

-Also keep in the mind the characters are still minors (high schoolers) but naturally there’s gonna be. A lot of 18+ jokes and scenes 🤮

-There’s a plotline of Forest’s maple syrup being like, drugged, and it’s taken way too seriously

-Ace dropped out of fourth grade, to run drugs, to support his nana. He has never experienced the epic highs and lows of high school football.

-Fatphobia towards Crumbs by the characters and also by the show itself

-Random musical episodes

-Cloud E gets horrible CGI wings and halo as some sort of Season 5 special reveal that. DOESNT get hinted at. At all.

-Sunny punches Mittens for no reason. Sunny and Berry ALSO dropped out of the fourth grade, to run drugs, to support their nana, and thus have never experienced the epic highs and lows of high school football-

-there’s a gross plotline of, like, idk Bea being Groomed by her teacher but for some reason it’s not as frowned upon/taken seriously as it should be

-Jewel is British

-The poster for the series looks like this

[autisticpride]

April 10th: How important is representation to you? Is the representation that is out there generally good or bad? What is your favorite piece of representation? What you like to see more of in autism representation? What would you like to see less of?

representation is really important to us and we’ll end up going on a couple long rants about some of our favorites (under the cut) because we can, it’ll be real messy because theres at least 3 of us talking and im just about positive that people were blurry when writing shit out so sorry about that but that’s just how it is

for us, representation enables us to see people like us in stories. the other thing for us, not specific to autistic representation, is just that we tend to enjoy more diverse stories more? maybe we’ve just had good luck but we’ve found that stories with characters who are members of marginalized groups (whether the story itself is diverse or not) tend to be better written. maybe it’s because we generally prioritize ownvoices works, idk.

so first i wanted to take a look at some numbers regarding autistic characters we’re familiar with (yes we know there are more, we just have a focus on books in our brain) and we started with books & comics and got some interesting numbers that we weren’t expecting! we haven’t read all these books yet so there are some gaps in the information.

of the 10 characters (from 8 books and 1 webcomic):

5 are female, 4 are male, and 1 is nonbinary.  2 are black, 2 are white, 1 is mixed (surinamese/dutch), 1 is mixed (vietnamese/irish), 1 is mixed (fictional races). 9 (possibly all 10) are main characters 6 are over 21, 2 are under 12 (9 and 11), 1 is 16, 1 is 18 3 are straight, 3 are gay/lesbian, 1 is bi.

I think that’s very cool actually! we would like to see more trans autistic characters (the only trans character out of the 10 seems to be the 1 nonbinary character) for sure, and more explicitly canon autistic characters in general. i’d like to see less “autism representation” that isn’t actually canon (even though we do love some of the characters, if you have to go find an interview with a producer where they say probably in order to find out the character’s autistic, it’s not canon).

now time for our specialized little rambles!

so i’m going to start with another quick explanation of fictives again because it’s extremely relevant right now.

again, a system is multiple people in one body. individuals within a system are system members (there are many different terms, that’s what we prefer). fictives are system members who are/are based on/are versions of characters

i’m a fictive of danny becket from the webcomic sharp zero and honestly we all love sharp zero! it’s extra fun now because it’s one of the special interests we all share and it’s my source and i’m double autistic (system as a whole is autistic, and I was autistic to begin with) so i now have this intense special interest surrounding... myself??? anyway, sharp zero is great because

sharp zero doesn’t go “the autism one is pure and innocent <3″ sharp zero goes “the autism one drags a corpse through a magic portal to perform a ritual to resurrect him” and that’s pretty cool

also explicitly showing the use of stim toys!! tangle spotted

~Danny

I’m a fictive of Julian from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine and I’m one of the favorite cases of representation for most of the system, which is very interesting for me. In the show, it’s a case of unnamed disorder, which my parents tried to ‘fix’ via genetic engineering. I specifically matter to the system because of one particular parallel.

When I was a child, my parents noticed me ‘falling behind’ and decided to ‘fix’ me, and then proceeded to hide that information from me. When I was 15, I found out what they’d done, and began going by a different name.

When the body was a child, we were going to a neurologist for other reasons, and the parents were told that we’re most likely autistic but to not get a diagnosis ‘unless it gets in the way’. They proceeded to hide that information from us. When we were 15, we found out about that. Around the same time, the old host came out as trans and began using a different name.

That parallel is very important to most of our system members, especially the old host.

Despite it never being stated that I’m autistic, and it being implied that my parents may have succeeded in their attempt to ‘fix’ me, it’s clear from my behaviour that they didn’t. Even if they had, it was clearly shown that what they did was illegal and wrong, and that it did direct harm to me. But every autistic person we’ve met who has watched DS9 has taken one look at me and said something along the lines of that man’s a whole autism.

I’m shown having clear interpersonal issues, including trouble with social cues and clear implications that I never had friends before arriving on DS9. My own parents thought a half-finished hologram with no personality who didn’t recognize them was me.

I think that kind of representation is important. The kind where things did go wrong, where there has been suffering and loneliness, and it takes time, but a support system does get found.

-Julian

k now y’all need someone who isn’t just sorta talkin about themself i think, who fuckin knew i’d be the one who was giving the general system-wide opinion

so, rep is really important to all of us, seeing people who’re like us. makes us all feel like someone might actually understand it and understand us

our favorite autistic rep is probably julian, which is real fun with him being here and all that. and i mean it’s actually fun and we all get each other. the way our system works, the way we have a mostly-shared memory, means that we all really get it, and all of us relate to julian a lot in one way or another

anyway, a while back we started lookin’ for books with autistic rep by autistic authors and the first one we found was on the edge of gone by corinne duyvis, and we’ll always have a soft spot for it cuz it’s really good and it was the first one we got

-trip

[joylessorbit]

Masked Ocs (～'ω' )～

These are some of the Masked peeps that belong to a, currently, unnamed project of mine (๑¯∇¯๑)

I've haven't though much about them or their universe just yet, but I know that masks are important (they act as limit for power or something) and that souls and spirit energy are a big thing ┗(･ω･;)┛

Theres a couple who I'm still reworking, but heres the babs so far (*σ´∀`)σ

From left to right, top (and the names, save for Venus, are just placeholders until I decide what to call them):

Dragon-8'6

Mime-7'3 (6'5 when he slouches)

Jester-5'2

Venus-4'6

From left to right, bottom (and all of their names are placeholders for now):

Bloom-5'8

Patch-4'5 (4'6 on toes)

Orca-5'3

Mirror-4'2

Most of them I'm fine with design wise, save for Dragon, Bloom, Patch, and Orca

For Dragon, I'm focusing on her shoulder guard and mask design. I'm not 100% for Blooms clothes, and I still wanna add patterns to them as well. Patch's hammer is what I'm mostly focusing on since it's real bare to me. And for Orca, I'm not 100% satisfied with design on their shawl. (๑•᎑•๑)

Eventually, things will get done ╮(´-ω-`)╭

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Ive conferred with luke, who is a music history encyclopedia. He says he doesnt know santana's version of hotel california.

In my universe, hotel california was a cultural juggernaut and "smooth feat. thentimes adam levine" was a slept on follow-up that mirrored the bring-a-white-guy-on-board format (clapton was the white guy on board for hotel california but santana sang) and had a similar music video (but not identical by any means...santana had on a straw fedora and sat on the stoop of a spanish colonial style hotel, unnamed characters pantomime dramas like couples fights and drinking and stuff, theres some casual salsaing as extras fall in love or are feeling themselves out on the veranda etc).

Also the chad kroger feature i just now found out about? That was recieved a bit lukewarm relative to the prior big hit due to how there was this snowballing thing of "enough santana" because of the whole "massive hit you cant stop hearing" thing? That is what happened with hotel california and i guess smooth in my universe, but they came out more or less back to back, like smooth or whatever was a quick followup and people still just played hotel california instead

Like i guess for some reason its of cosmic importance for everyone to know that thats an eagles song and to hate them for writing it, as opposed to hating santana for popularizing it. I can actually see making this change myself now that i consider is lmao

Ok so there is a timeline-shifter test here, right? Ask someone "is hotel california a santana song?" And if they say "yes" or "actually the eagles wrote it, his version was just the bigger hit/the one everyone remembers/etc" youve got a mandela'd person

Not hints, preamble, whatever--just ask "is hotel california a santana song"

Because this is the universe where no one on earth should say either of the above two things instead of "noooo, its the eagles". This is the universe where the radio has been playing hotel california by the eagles half the time since forever

Crucially, you must do this in person so they cant be looking it up online first to have something to say and be incidentally forging memories about it or something

IM FROM THE UNIVERSE WHERE THE SANTANA COVER OF HOTEL CALIFORNIA IS THE ONLY VERSION ANYONE HAS EVER HEARD BTW

LIKE, WHERE IM FROM, NO ONE EVEN KNOWS ITS AN EAGLES SONG. THATS "LORE"

Fucking crazypills, i cant find the video on yt and it has uh, under fifty scrobbles on last.fm

But like i know it as the definitive version!!!! The video got played incessantly on much when it came out around 2002?

In retrospect there was a turning point where suddenly i went from only hearing the santana version on car radio to only hearing the eagles version

I thought people had like, gotten sick of hearing the santana version all the time (like every place that has music playing was playing the santana version of hotel california fully half the time, for like 4 years after its release at least) and went for a deep cut by unearthing the original, because of the novelty factor, but like, then it never went away and im only just now realizing that... in light of the way the santana version seems to have barely even existed, im in full a mandela-shook spiral about it