expfcultragreen
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39 🏳️‍⚧️����💠/pan /lefty /sciberpunk /theistic witch🔮 ........i enjoy saying out of pocket things, but usually people arent good at sitting with that gracefully, and hi this is my insult-comedy space for personal wellbeing; if you dont read it its not hurting anybody ☢ so dont read it. this is your blanket triggy warny. i miss being shadowbanned. it might be fair to say, this is an emotionally taxing environment. my officy diagnonsense is "unknown psychotic disorder" 💋 other psychotic ppl historically have issues here so be aware...at this point its literally on you if you read my blog and have a freakout {💚♻️🇨🇦🏴luv2upcycletoindigenoussovereignty} {♍☀️♌🌙♐⬆️}{wellness check survivor/frankenstein} the name is a catch-22 joke (ex-private first command wintergreen is a character, expfc is where im at on rumblr). if you are an old or new friend dm me. i probably will not see it, tho; i never look at my messages/notes. everybody knows thats big dick bee 🐝
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expfcultragreen · 3 hours ago
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Right from the heart
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"I dont speak italian, what was he saying?"
When people show you who they are, believe them
It aint satire honey
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expfcultragreen · 5 hours ago
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"Put the bishop on our list"
How did this even happen
Like, a lady bishop? They're sitting there listening to a lady bishop? On what earth did those people all agree to that
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expfcultragreen · 5 hours ago
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I didnt THINK there were evergreens shoreside in australia....
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expfcultragreen · 6 hours ago
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If you want the ultimate, you've got to be willing to pay the ultimate price. It's not tragic to die doing what you love.
POINT BREAK 1991 dir. Kathryn Bigelow
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expfcultragreen · 6 hours ago
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expfcultragreen · 6 hours ago
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THE HEIST
crooks. thieves. liars. and these are the ones we're rooting for.
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expfcultragreen · 6 hours ago
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expfcultragreen · 6 hours ago
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Actor Patrick Swayze at home, Lakeview, California, USA, 1995
Photographed by Mary Ellen Mark
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expfcultragreen · 9 hours ago
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Me walking along the street with my gf: [belches loudly]
My gf: "charming"
Me: "i pride myself on it....keep you on lock like homer simpson // youll be like marge, doin big simpin"
My gf: "Bye!"
[Later at the dollarama]
My gf: "feel like buying a potato masher?"
Me: "you know how i feel about this...why buy new // when used will do"
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expfcultragreen · 10 hours ago
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I still think he was cooler a year ago
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But this was pretty cool actually
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expfcultragreen · 10 hours ago
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How did this even happen
Like, a lady bishop? They're sitting there listening to a lady bishop? On what earth did those people all agree to that
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expfcultragreen · 11 hours ago
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I wonder if this is what tila tequilas mom was like, yknow?
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