#there's a job i can apply to

[wolkewatcher]

if i cld tell my mother im interested in applying to a cruise ship tht wld tots help but alas anyways karen told me to highlight my lang skills n get 2 personal refs n a job rec from a current or prev employer so i guess i need to find a job stat ugh n then i hv to work there long enough to get a rec letter how long is long enough cld 6 months work i mean im thinking common sense says a year but i dont even hv a job yet and a year from now might as well be 2026 and i know there's no rush but what if there is 😭

[rynli]

Harry works on his resume

[daughter-of-sapph0]

capitalism is a failure of a system and need to be completely abolished

>store says they're hiring

>50 people apply

>30 don't hear back from them

>19 get told they "don't meet the qualifications"

>one single person gets hired

>store gives them way to much work for one person

>new employee says that they need to hire more people

>"what are you talking about? we have enough people working in your department"

>but no you actually don't. you have one single person working at a time. I only work mornings, every single morning. other guy only works afternoons, every single afternoon. what happens when one of us is sick?

>also, what if I'm busy with something else like stocking, and a customer needs my help? what then? you're asking me to work five people's jobs at once. so either pay me five times my salary or hire four other people

>"no. you're fired"

mfw

>go to that store later to buy something

>no one is working at the department I worked at

>end up waiting 40 minutes to buy something

>don't blame the cashier. he was pulled away to do something else. it's the bosses fault for not hiring more people

>as I leave there are "we're hiring" signs plastered all over the door

what a fucking load of massive bull shit

[fluttershiesworld]

pleaseeeee hire me im just a little guy… im just a little guy and im sooo cute and you should give me sooo much money one million per second and um also let me sit down. thank you <3

[chillguy42]

M&M

The original version--

[luna-loveboop]

Had the dumbest conversation with my sister and it reminded me of these two. Sending a resume including SCUBA ocean diving certifications without context while applying for a job seems like something Wind would do.

:)

[welcometogrouchland]

(ID in alt) I literally said I was gonna post this month's ago and then never had the wherewithal to describe it and so I didn't Lmao (said with pain). But since I'm thinking of opening my commissions I figured I should remind ppl that I. Yknow. Can draw.

Lots of Steph here (I had major art block making all of these and my brain worms for her kept me going) + some sprinkles of stephcass for Cass nation to enjoy!

[leverage-ot3]

the found family trope is inherently queer and you can’t change my mind

[mkaylater]

Welcome to House Cafe, please don't take too long with your order, the barista will pun your name.

[cultivating-wildflowers]

ladies, I need to wander despondently across a foggy moor asap

[bacchuschucklefuck]

and! barbarian!fig! its her

[baaad-omens]

doing some research on parapsychology as a field. in short, it's the study of how the supernatural relates to psychology, and is largely regarded as pseudoscience with only a handful of people studying it, and very very few universities will even offer a parapsych program.

so… martin, buddy, did you just google 'what degrees do people get for paranormal research' and go with the first one that popped up? you did didn't you. idiot.

[merlins-strawberriesandroses]

The thing no one ever considers while writing up character analyses about Merlin is that. he must have been sooooooo sleepy.

[valtsv]

whoever designed video recording "interviews" should be executed by a firing squad

[buriedunderdaffodils]

went to the employment agency they made me do some aptitude tests and the results were that i'm genuinely stupid and have a tight little ass so they recommended i apply as a human pet. does anyone want my resume

[lordfreg]

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