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You've heard of There Was Only One Bed, now get ready for: There Were Only Two Beds!
3zun stop at an inn for the night after a night hunt. There's one room available, but it only has two beds. (And, to avoid the easy solution, the room is too small and cramped for anyone to sleep on the floor. Jin Guangyao could maybe fit in the gap between the beds but it would be hell on his old injuries and the other two know it.) Who shares with whom? Who sleeps alone? How do they decide?
Some possibilities I considered while trying to fall asleep:
NMJ and LXC share, JGY sleeps alone
——NMJ suggested it because he doesn’t trust JGY. He doesn’t say it in so many words, but JGY knows 😢
——LXC suggested it because he’s worried about JGY’s reputation. No-one would dare make an issue of Zewu-jun and Chifeng-zun sharing a bed, but being caught in bed with either of his sworn brothers could ruin JGY.
——JGY suggested it because his sworn brothers are pure and righteous and he is the son of a prostitute. Obviously they wouldn’t want to dirty themselves being so close to him if there's another option. He'll be the one to make the suggestion so he doesn’t have to hear either of them say it out loud.
NMJ and JGY share, LXC sleeps alone
——NMJ suggested it because he saw the look on JGY’s face and had to make sure JGY knows that NMJ doesn’t think he’s dirty.
——LXC suggested it because of his ongoing quest to matchmake Nieyao into reconciling. He's sure that a little forced intimacy can only improve their relationship!
——JGY suggested it because he wants to show er-ge that he is trying to fix things and it’s da-ge who’s being unreasonable. He assumed NMJ would refuse and earn himself a disapproving look from LXC. He has no idea what to do with himself when NMJ just goes “Yeah, OK” and gets into bed with him.
LXC and JGY share, NMJ sleeps alone
——NMJ suggested it because LXC and JGY are both smaller than he is and will fit more comfortably in one of these cramped little beds. He has no feelings whatsoever about the prospect of sharing a bed with either of them, it's just practical.
——LXC suggested it because he assumes NMJ would refuse to consider sharing with JGY and he doesn’t want a fight.
——JGY suggested it because he’s scared of NMJ. He doesn’t say it in so many words, but NMJ knows 😢
Someone figures that opportunities like this don’t come along every day and volunteers to share with whoever he thinks he has the most sexual/romantic tension with. It might be his only chance to share his beloved’s bed! Unfortunately, it’s not as romantic or as sexy as he hoped, not least because he can’t stop thinking about the other guy just a couple of feet away...
Someone doesn’t want this to be weird and volunteers to share with whoever he thinks he has the least sexual/romantic tension with. Turns out he’s mistaken about that. By the end of the night he has to confront the realisation that he’s in love with both of his sworn brothers.
Someone wants to share because he’s noticed there’s a ton of sexual/romantic tension between the other two. They’re not gonna be consummating that shit tonight if he has anything to say about it! He’s so busy worrying about his sworn brothers getting together and leaving him behind that he doesn’t notice the “😍Of course I’ll sleep with you!” and “😏You two have fun” reactions.
Someone volunteers to sleep alone because he’s noticed there’s a ton of sexual/romantic tension between the other two and he is nobly stepping aside. He won’t stand in the way of true love. The other two are like “Why’s he so eager to sleep alone? Doesn’t he love us?🥺”
Two people offer to share because they’ve done it before and it wasn’t a big deal (Nielan when they were kids, Xiyao when they were on the run, or Nieyao when they were in the army). The other person spends the whole night tormented by sexy, sexy visions of what might have happened between his sworn brothers on the multiple(!) nights they’ve spent in bed together.
The person who’s sleeping alone is jealous and horny and agonising over all the sex he might be missing out on right now.
The person who’s sleeping alone can hear the other two breathing, and he knows they’re fast asleep. He’s cold and lonely and tormented by soft, cosy visions of all the cuddles he’s definitely missing out on right now.
Somehow, they make it through the night.
The next time they have to spend the night at an inn together, the proprietor says “We have two rooms available. One has two beds, and the other has one bed.” 3zun, remembering this night, say “We’ll take the room with one bed.” “No, that’s not … You don’t have to choose between them. You can take both rooms.” “WE. WILL. TAKE. THE ROOM. WITH ONE BED.”
#3zun#not!fic#there were only two beds#there's like a 0-20% chance i end up writing this someday#but if anyone else wants to take a shot#please do!#i typed up all the html for a bullet list with inedented sublists#and it didn't even work#excuse the formatting nonsense
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i think you guys are onto smth..
i unironically got invested in this HELP
#WHERES THE FIC AT IF SOMEONE WRITES THIS I WILL PAY THEM A HUNDRED DOLLARS😭😭#kunikida serving the country while dazai's serving cunt😔#dazai was born to malewife but forced to manipulate and i think that's the greatest tragedy of bsd#anyway some facts i would like to share abt this au thay i came up w while drawing!!#takes place in 1939 (start of wwii) and there was a mandatory draft that required one male over eighteen from each house to serve#both of them are still twenty two and had been engaged for abt two years before getting married that year#newlyweds! unfortunately kuni had to go fight and they were seperated :(#before the war kunikida was a math teacher at the local high school and dazai obviously managed the household and didn't work#he's hopeless at cooking and meal prep even w recipie books so they either get those prepackaged meals or kuni makes dinner when he gets ba#so like when he's making lunch for kunikida he normally just packs a basic sandwich w raw fruit#kunikida always appreciates the effort even tho hes probably sick of having the same thing everyday but he won't complain abt it#when kunikida joined the army he was relieved that the mess hall had better food than dazai#he was the only one in his platoon that never complained abt the food so his fellow soldiers assumed it was bc he came from a tough bg#when in reality he was just used to being poisoned on a daily basis from his dumbass husbands cooking and was hardly fazed from army ration#they write to each other although its more dazai sending and kuni receiving bc hes off fighting and doesnt have time to write back#dazai talks abt life on the homefront and how he has to grow a victory garden (everything is DYING HE CANT EVEN RAISE TOMATOES)#and kuni writes abt his fellow soldiers and how the war is going and when he thinks he'll be home and how he misses sleeping in a bed#ANYWAY yea thought i'd share sry for infodumping in the tags again#this post is for like the four ppl that care abt this specific flavor of knkdz so hopefully this gets four notes at least#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#dazai osamu#osamu dazai#kunikida doppo#doppo kunikida#kunikidazai#knkdz#lotus draws#bro sry for posting at two in the morning i couldnt sleep until i got this out of my head they have infested my brain
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Wanted to draw a bunch of troll OC's and decided to do something I like to call Oc roulette, where I find and then draw a few at mostly random (I've wanted to draw some of them already hehe) from left to right the creators of these OC's are:
@/Podkidysh10 (you can find their art on insta!)
@funktrolls
@leahlozers-blog
@sunberies
@spooky-pop
@v-poreons
@/az.althea01 (you can find their art on insta!!)
@jennjamindraws
Hope I did em justice for ya!!
Little guys on their own:
#dreamworks trolls#trolls#trolls oc#my art#dw trolls#they were all a blast to draw#also im so sorry spookypop your boy fell victim to my current pose hyperfixation#which is this dog doing the upsidedown peace sign#its so freaking silly#and i love it#i tried to emulate your guys styles a bit when drawing them#i hope i was able to get it a little bit#theyre all so FREAKING CUTE#i think the one who got done the fastest was rosie#i drew her first so i had a lot of energy#and then as time went on my energy waned and they got more difficult ajdndk#i wouldnt say one was super hard to draw tho it was mostly posing issues by me#like indi and impala i had issues with due to how i positioned them#i wanted all of them to be able to be separated as single pngs#and so i had to split impala and indi into two parts to make it work#also yes sorrel is leaning on impala but shes cool with it theyre friends#firefly is right on top of harvey so its not like theyre the only ones XD#i like to imagine theyre all posing for a picture and only half of them know#which is why some are goofing around and the others are posing for the camera#silly things from my silly brain hehe#its 5 am#i need to GO TO BED#i think firefly's is the only one whos not full body akfnskd#also for harveys i had to reconstruct his whole head cuz she obliterated him#very tragic but it had to happen
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Plot twist, Sokka and Zuko actually get together because there’s a spider in Sokka’s room so he absolutely can not go back in there now, the whole room needs to be burnt down. Now he has to sleep in Zuko’s room. With him. In his bed even. There is no other option.
There absolutely are other options
#Zuko wakes up ready to kill somebody in the dead of night because he hears Sokka screaming like an axe murderer had come to end him#there might not have been an axe murderer coming to kill sokka but Zuko will definitely finish the job if the screaming continues#there was only one bed trope but there actually are two beds#one is just infected by a spider#sokka was so terrified of creepy crawlers in canon he has to be the biggest arachnophobe#broadcasted live from the floor in my dining room where I have been sleeping because there were too many bugs in my bedroom#gotta cope some how#*projection*#zukka#sokka#zuko#atla#sokka x zuko#zuko x sokka#my post#headcanons and stuff#zukka headcanons
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Rise & Shine ☀️☕
#summer rose#strq#my art#collective#her just got out of bed look has a kill counttt 🤯💥#if only there were two big strong bozos out there that can make her a stack of pancakes and pile of bacon & eggs 😋🥞🍳🥓#enjoy the STR animal magnets 🥺🐺🦁🐯... and other stuff#here is the million dollar question: is that raven's robe?#anyways half the STR relationship is tai & raven waiting for summer to wake up 😁👍
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Father Mulcahy being a spin the bottle champion is something that's so important to me actually.
#He def got drunk and somehow convinced everyone else at the 4077th to play and then rigged it so he could kiss Hawkeye#Except everyone else kept leaving the game until he and Hawk were the only two playing but Francis was so drunk that he didn't notice#But it didn't really matter bc Hawk was the only one he wanted to kiss anyway#Hawk can take his alcohol way better though and he actually cares about Mulcahy so he probs told him no and just put him to bed#Maybe in the Swamp so he could keep and eye on him#Or maybe he took Francis back to his own tent but Francis just grabbed onto him and wouldn't let go and then immediately fell asleep so#Hawk couldn't escape#Which could go one of several ways in the morning#Depending on things like whether Hawk managed to extract himself or not and how much Mulchay remembers#I'd like to think it ended happily for them though#I'm def thinking too much into this but he just sounded so proud of his spin the bottle skills and it was adorable#I love him#Father Mulcahy#MASH#S10E11: Follies of the Living Concerns of the Dead#This is all Alan Alda's fault how dare he write and direct things (which inevitably all make me go insane)#Hawkahy
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I AM FOREVER YOUR MOST DEVOTED BELIEVER
kenny ortgea, descendants 3 / katy prickett, medieval 'love motto' gold ring found near frinton / x / x / x / 墨香铜臭, heaven official's blessing / mitski, geyser / dove cameron and khalid, we go down together / mitski, i'm your man / anne sexton, 'a letter to w. d. snodgrass' / x / florence + the machine, heavy in your arms / x
#descendants#descendants 3#jal#what the FUCK is going on with these two in d3#like you watch d2 and youre like ohhh ok so something IS seriously wrong with them#and then d3 comes with the steel chair#jay bowing to mal lower than anyone else.#using actual titles instead of silly ones like carlos does.#and mal only being able to act on jay's word......#what in the codependency#like why is jay soooo distraught at the ember being put out when no one else is. so much so that they CUT TO HIS FACE#and no one elses#and mal knowing jay will throw her a sword and catching it with ease#how many times have they done that.....#my og tags were longer but i need to go to bed soon bc i need to wake up early. and i have already spent too long on this damn weave#i may elaborate later hehe#jay son of jafar#mal bertha#descendants web weaving
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In his 1839 travelogue Diary in America, Captain Frederick Marryat described the crowded and rustic hotels that a traveller in the United States could expect at this time, especially in remote areas far from cities and large towns. Rooms might include "three or four other beds," most of them with two people in each bed. Then, he shares an anecdote about an American friend:
A New York friend of mine travelling in an Extra with his family, told me that at a western inn he had particularly requested that he might not have a bed-fellow, and was promised that he should not. On his retiring, he found his bed already occupied, and he went down to the landlady, and expostulated. “Well,” replied she, “it’s only your own driver; I thought you wouldn’t mind him.”
A fascinating look at the attitudes around male bed-sharing in 1830s America, and an underutilized historically accurate take on "there was only one bed"! Imagine your OTP: forced to share a bed by the landlady.
#frederick marryat#diary in america#1830s#and there was only one bed#19th century#victorian#social history#masculinity#tbh it's interesting that the landlady assumed two men of very different classes would share a bed#and they were bed-fellows
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An AWS comic
#My art#For the record I am not a medical professional and as far as I know AWS isn't even something you can be diagnosed with???#It's so hard to describe what the two sensory hallucinations really *FEEL* like#Like the time one... You know how a dramatic slow motion scene looks like in an anime?#It's like that but if you made it a 60 fps interpolated version of it#It is an absolutely bizarre feeling#Meanwhile the hyper awareness and everything feeling intense feels like how a fisheye lens shot in an anime feels#No I could not be bothered to try to figure out how to draw that for this comic#For the record I haven't actually had those visual hallucinations since I was a small small child#Hell I don't even think I had any hallucinations in my teens at all like#The sensory ones just kinda started happening again in the past 7 years or so?#Also the swelling sensation I've only had once so far. Usually I get the hyper awareness sensation#(Also sometimes I get this intense feeling of swaying when I go to bed but that might not be an AWS thing??)#(Like there's other things that could make you feel like you're rocking on a boat when laying down so I didn't include that)#No I have never talked to anyone about these hallucinations because for the longest time I didn't know what they were#And they are like. Harmless. Like I'm 100% aware they're just strange sensations but not real at all#They last max 15 minutes if even that long and they happen like super rarely#Only once have I had the hyper awareness be SO INTENSE it made me feel distressed#So like. It doesn't really affect my life at all? So why bother with it?#Also IDK if I could even go to a doctor and ask about AWS and have them know what that even is#And even if I could as far as I know there is no treatment for it so like. Whatever#As long as I don't start having distressing hallucinations or visual hallucination's I'll be fiiiiiine
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i may be obsessed.
#her name is tenka but everyone calls her brandy#(warden nickname she earned in her early days due her unbreakable record of being able to drink ANYONE under the table)#her mother was banished from orzammar when she fell pregnant with her (long story very sad and dramatic and lowkey personal)#and while she was pregnant she was cared for and eventually fell in love with a gentle blacksmith from a small ferelden village#who her mother married (taking his surname) and who raised tenka as his daughter#she was a young child during the fifth blight and their village survived unscathed w the exception of some food shortages and trade issues#nothing life shattering#but she had heard of the darkspawn from her mother's stories about their family's history and they were her boogeymen#her monsters under the bed#but her parents reminded her she's smaller than all the other children and that's her strength. she's brilliant at hide and seek.#the darkspawn didn't come during the apex of the fifth blight but after#some lone grey warden had been staying at the inn that weekend. said something about looking for someone#now when the darkspawn came tenka Hid. her father was outside. her mother had already gone to the market. it was still morning#they said they wouldn't get in the house. it got very loud and then very quiet. and they got in.#she burst from the cupboard and ran to her father's smithy but she was only a child and when a darkspawn axe raked her back she collapsed#into the rack of blades she had been reaching for. these were her monsters and she was bleeding so much and her parents were missing#and she was so scared so so so scared. between fight and flight it was always flight and she had nowhere left to fly to#another graze of the blade across her chest as she scampered back made her scream and that's when she saw rowena#her uncles and cousins from her mother's stories never felt like heroes due to what they did to her mother but when she saw rowena hack#down her monsters piercing through them valiantly like light through the crack in her dark bedroom door#with her mother and father right behind completely safe and sobbing and relieved and Alive#she had never looked up to someone more#see rowena got a lot of things wrong but brandy is exactly what she got right#only two villagers died. farmers. it had been but a small darkspawn raid. but she saved a girl. saved a family. saved a town.#rowena stayed in town while tenka recovered (most likely to ensure she didn't contract the blight) and tenka adored her every move#she knows nothing of rowena's struggles. knows nothing of rowena's missteps. nothing of the constant reminder of mortality in her head#just that she's her hero. just that she wants to be exactly like her.#she joined the wardens young with a kiss to her parents goodbye and never looked back even when it turned out to be harder#in ways she'd never imagined. but she was immovable. a force of will. she was dauntless and daring and it was her idolization of rowena#that inspired her and kept her going. where other wardens cracked no amount of hardship could break her. it was almost Smug
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the allos continue to confuse and frighten me
#/silly /lh do whatever you want forever <3333#story time!#so i went to the first day of a local convention type thing yes yes#and at one point me n my friend (drawingneek hiii <33) ended up chatting with a random guy who seemed pretty nice and chill#(also lingo I know you'll find this post somehow XD- his nametag had your irl nickname on it! so i was like “huh good conversation starter”#Anyways it was only like 2 minutes or so of small talk and after he left two of our other friends were like#“dude... he was totally flirting with you. like HARDCORE”#and me and og friend were both like. HUH.#like? neither of us picked up on that?? im usually so good at social cues lol-#anyways apparently I can't have normal small talk conversations with ppl anymore (to be fair he started the conversation but still-?)#all-around weird but really funny interaction#anyways. im going to bed! gnight y'all <3333#random thoughts
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this was a discord only exclusive but I'm still rotating this book in my mind two plus months later so here it is. Let me set the scene.
LUO BINGHE - highly public psychosexual thing with SHEN QINGQIU. In pursuit.
SHEN QINGQIU - highly public psychosexual thing with LUO BINGHE. still claiming he's straight. nevertheless possesses the unconcious manner of a born coquette.
LIU QINGGE - would very reluctantly die for SHEN QINGQIU. Has been publicly beat up on an approximately weekly basis for the last five years by LUO BINGHE. Hates his guts (mutual).
They approach an inn.
LUO BINGHE: Two rooms. (being the only one bed you want to see in the world, good showing young man)
SHEN QINGQIU: *three* rooms
LUO BINGHE: Two rooms.
LIU QINGGE: (more vehemently) *three* rooms
LUO BINGHE: Do you guys have any money? No? TWO rooms. You see I can only afford two rooms 😔 (filthy lie)
SHEN QINGQIU: OH well. (shutting the door behind him) Have a good night you two! 🥰
(The hussy.)
#what if there were only two beds but there was this third guy there. what then.#they were insane for this one#the scum villain's self saving system
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tag vent
#i have to move back to my hometown due to a mistake. a misunderstanding. and being too trusting in others ideas#and my boyfriend is moving an hour away as well. neither of us have been able to get a car or license yet due to money and i dont know when#we can see eachother again after we both move. since we started dating weve been sleeping in the same bed because we were/are roommates#just being gone for the weekend in my hometown is hard because i cant stand to be here but its worse because hes not in my bed every night#ive grown so used to falling alseep in his arms that i dont know what to do at night. i dont feel safe without his arms holding me#ive never felt safe where ive lived before. ive never felt safe in a relationship. ive never felt loved for who i am. that was until him.#now i feel safe in our home. i feel safe in our relationship. i feel loved for who i am. and now we have to be so far apart.#ive done long distance before but this is going to hurt so much my cat loves him she is super cautious and scared around new people but#she loved him since the start. not to mention shes my esa so that really mattered to me. he wants to move with me but it isnt happening#he got definite housing an hour away for super cheap in a town where he knows everyone and i have possible in a town where im surrounded by#people i know but am terrified of. im scared to move back here but have no choice. unless i make that terrifying choice of going with him.#the apartment he is getting is a two bedroom. id only have a studio. hes offered for me to come but im scared to move that far away again#i want to be with him but im scared to move to a whole new town with him. i know hes an amazing guy but we'd be moving away from my friends#and family. i already have to move away from all my friends if i go back to my hometown but this would be a different story.#moving to a whole new town with a guy that i only started dating 2 months ago? like yes. i lived with him previously and knew him for longer#than we dated but im still scared. i think rightfully so. but still.#but there are some pros to moving with him. hometown has no music scene and his town does and thats really important to me.#we'd also be close to his family. but farther from mine. hed be around friends and id have none no matter where i go.#idk im just rambling but i really needed to vent. i lost my best friend recently to the point of them siding with strangers almost and they#helped them break and enter into the house to intimidate me and bf and then a few days later came with cops after saying repeatedly that#they were an anarchist and acab but only when they dont use them apparently. because i guess morals/values only matter when its convenient#im so tired though but i cant sleep so i might write some cringe poetry and try to chill out before going on a late night/early morning walk#tag vent#vent in tags
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What I should be working on: writing, Christmas events prep, present shopping for my sister
What I am working on: mass production of crocheted animals
#i made THREE TODAY#the others were made over the past TWO WEEKS#i'm pms-ing and channeling my lack of writing creativity#into crocheting#i'm also halfway through another creachur for my mom that i'll probably finish tomorrow#then there'll only be three others i need to do!#and then i will probably make some for my lil cousins#and maybe my grandma#I'M DRUNK ON CROCHETING POWER OKAY#I CAN MAKE ADORABLE CREATURES FOR PEOPLE#AND GET IT DONE WHILE WATCHING TV#IT'S AWESOME#i digress. time for bed#crafting with hazel
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Had a dream where, in this "age of remakes", No. 6 was getting a second season with improved animation and I was nervous that they're gonna no-homo retcon the shit out of this perfectly good queer anime but the first episode started off with Shion coming home with Nezumi and Shion's mom and Safu greet them and the first words are literally "Glad you two finally had sex".
#off to a good start#they then both lay on this tiny couch trying to relax but every position is uncomfortable#so they go into Shion's bedroom bc the bed is big enough for the two of them to relax#but then they think “... Since we're already here —”#“Ok but we can't let them know”#and as he said it there appear speech bubbles theough the wall saying “We know”#if only it were real...#no. 6 anime#no. 6#no 6 anime#no 6
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this could've been me missing school (but instead i feel like garbage over winter break)
#i say things sometimes#oh my god this week has been horrible#the vyvanse has finally built up in my system and now my body is rejecting it#like cmon. i already knew it didn't work for me#the only eating once a day was bad enough. i don't need to get horribly dizzy and nauseous every time i leave my bed :/#and if you were going to render me bedridden then couldn't you have done it on a week where i'm not going out and about every day????#im mad about this actually. i could've spent any other week feeling horrible and missing school and instead i almost threw up in an#restaurant parking lot#fuck youuuu#AND this entire ordeal has given me many symptoms of pregnancy. i could make so many jokes but NOOOO instead i am having a dysphoria week#i just wanna make fun of my situation and instead i am filled with mental turmoil :(#ughhhh i hate this#vyvanse stop giving me all the negative side affects challenge (impossible because it hates me)#and it's a capsule pill so i can't break it in half to lower my dosage#instead i need to slide the two ends apart and dump the powder out so i can mix half the powder into juice or something
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