#there the most toxic old man yaoi
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There so fucking wierd about each other
He heard logan was getting married and booked it just to make sure he stayed single
And everything they do and say to each other has a sexual double meaning. And not just victor. Logan says some shit to sabretooth.
How you giving him a limp, logan?
Like, ok. Just take his hat that smells like him and wear it around. Thats fine.
Why would you expect him to help you?
Literally bending him backwards. Nice.
#there the most toxic old man yaoi#i ship it#wolverine#sabretooth#wolvertooth#sabreine#logan#victor creed#616 wolverine#616 logan
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I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.
Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:
Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao
this is so stupid :D
Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.
#fanart#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#gravity falls#book of bill#i watched gravity falls because i was curious about all the Toxic Old Man Yaoi on my dash and wanted context#turns out most of the context was in the book of bill tho lmao#look they either banged or married or both while drunk and i will accept no other possibilities#you don't use the phrase 'and one thing led to another' in a PRIVATE JOURNAL if what happened wasn't salacious in some way#i mean - ford didn't exactly grow up in The Most Inclusive Time Period???#dude was probably like 'gotta use this wording for plausible deniability - NO ONE can know i boinked the talking triangle'#in other news - i must bully the baby billy#don't know how much more GF stuff i'll toss up here but i have a few other little scribbles in the works. probably won't color them tho lol#also don't ask me why bill's bowtie stays where it is despite his “pants” being under it. just. just fucking don't ok???#EDIT: oh and since i see this a lot in this fandom for some reason: DO NOT REPOST THIS PLZ K THX :D
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What was actually happening in the love cage during weirdmageddon
Ford sees this as torture, Bill sees this as an opportunity to get his ex back.
#i love toxic old man yaoi#he's trying his best#gf#gravity falls#billford#my art#art#the most annoying love song i could think of#book of bill#the book of bill#tbob#bob
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can’t look him in the eye
#was pondering on how afraid ford and fidds must have been of each other even before the portal test incident#like fiddleford most definitely knew something was seriously off with ford#and ford knew fiddleford was using the memory gun on him#but what were they going to do about it? they were all each other had#one doomed toxic yaoi drawing coming right up!#and i know they both really started loosing their minds later but it’s just more fun to draw them in that state#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#standford pines#ford pines#fiddauthor#fordsquared#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#old man mcgucket#bill cipher#the book of bill#tbob#society of the blind eye#journal 3#my art#faded kat
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Young pit-fighter Vander and Silco, before you know-
and of course the closeup for details :)
#my art#ivansbadart#they are the most toxic couple in the lanes#toxic old man yaoi before they got old#digital art#fanart#silco#young silco#silco arcane#vander#young vander#vander arcane#vanco#zaundads#silco x vander#vander x silco#arcane
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Late night doodles : ) Old man yaoi
(I think Astarion is the second tallest companion, Halsin being the tallest. Gale gives me short king vibes*****CLARIFICATION my personal canon LMAO)
#astarion#astarion bg3#astarion baldurs gate#gale of waterdeep#gale bg3#gale baldurs gate 3#gale of waterpeak#gale x astarion#bloodweave#old man yaoi#paletigers art#my art#digital art#doodle#i love them#in MY world marrowe gale and astarion are all dating#the most toxic yaoi to DATE
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i know probably nobody following me is even relatively in this fandom but I just finished s5 of the dragon prince and I gotta tell you. the canonical lovechild of the gay-coded villains was not something I saw coming
#OLD MAN YAOI MPREG REAL?????????#when he said OUR child I stg I have never been more shocked appalled and enthralled in my life#like it makes sense of course it was made from a joining of....... fluids.........#magic sex ritual tbh#and then to immediately divorce??#I can't believe this shit#the dragon prince#tdp#viren#aaravos#viren x aaravos#viravos#they've always been strangely compelling in a deeply fucked up way but I didn't think the show knew that#they said we've given you 4.9 seasons of some of the best queer rep on tv#now get ready for the most toxic shit you can imagine
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Ahem
#I had#fyobram#in mind but really feel free to imagine any ship of your liking#bramcraft#old man yaoi#ancient yaoi#save me toxic yuri#since thats the version of this meme ive seen the most#don't come for me idl what I'm doing#I'm just throwing my thoughts at the internet like I said I would#You knew what you were in for!#It's literally in my bio!#anyway#aria indulges the voices#shipping
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@anaalnathrakhs
usually i hate the comment suggestions on YouTube, but this one got my fingers itching to comment "Perfect soundtrack for one-sided nikkimick, with Nikki pining for Mick in drag 🙏"
#when you got the nikkimick toxic (old man) yaoi goggles everything is nikkimick#and most of it hurts lmaooooo
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Remember the good ol‘ days, Sixer?
#gravity falls#bill cipher#billford#gf bill cipher#gf stanford#stanford pines#bill cipher fanart#accidentally drew jc lyendecker style#I just like to think that Bill takes form of those he possesses#but doesn’t really have human form himself#the concept here is that Bill takes form of ford from the time he loved him most#but also using it to torture and remind Stanford of his past#toxic ex boyfriend#toxic old man yaoi#how Ford sees vs how Bill sees#book of bill
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stay soft.
#macdennis#macden#iasip#toxic old man yaoi save me..#needed to do something monochromatic w them or I don’t know what I would’ve done with myself#also I drew most of this with covid so I’m mildly delusional#its always sunny in philadelphia#iasip art#lyrics are from stay soft by mitski#canadasart
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Make up your mind, before I make it up for you
[Did you guys know I got back into Cookie Run cuz I got back into Cookie Run lmao. Much more of an Overbreak guy these days tbh.
Anyways, seeing Starfruit in an event was a wonderful surprise, I love that gal!! Seeing her have nightmares about her horrible breakup was an even better surprise, I love tragedy!!
Haven’t gotten past a lotta stuff like I literally have only went through the intro but I hope she learns to move on. She don’t deserve you queen!!
#cookie run#cookie run ovenbreak#starfruit cookie#starfruit cookie run#pomegranate cookie#pomegranate cookie run#starpom#starpome#ACs art tag#toxic yuri#most of my recent posts have just been ‘toxic thing’#I wonder how the people in the toxic yaoi tag feel about me posting WHIPLASH of all things……#lowkey move over standard yaoi boys make way for OLD MEN#then again I see a lotta old man toxic yaoi#so idk maybe it’s a changed tag
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Remembering how they made me read The Most Dangerous Game in high school
Reread it for shits and my only conclusion is that the two dudes should fuck
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God dammit-- The Gravity Falls fixation is so bad I started drawing again.
Im currently making my own Human!Bill design (and yes, I fall under the twink Bill category. Im cringe and free 😌) my design is 100% inspired by @/tesscourtes wonderful Bill design.
I got one look of it and said "That's Bill right there 🫵". (THEY DRAW HIM SO GOOD 😩) Mabel literally called Bill a clingy ex so Im definitely making Bill a boyloser, Boyloss, Boynobody HAHAHAHHA.
#gravity falls#book of bill#Guys I CANNOT AFFORD THE BOOK OF BILL. EVERY SCRAP YA'LL POST ONLINE IS A BLESSING FOR ME 😭#ALSO--- Billford being cannon was not in my 2024 bingo card this years BUT IM EATING IT UP#finally some good fucking food#This is the first time I've ever touched the Gravity Falls fandom and I did it like-- 10 years later#I could have been a fan 10 years earlier. But I always knew I wasn't fit for that fandom 😔#UNTIL TODAY CUZ LETS GOOOO TOXIC OLD MAN YAOIIII#I lowkey hated almost half the popular ships in Gravity Falls#so it's kinda ironic that my most favorite ship of them all is this toxic old man yaoi ship ✨ Billford ✨#they both match their freak frfr#bill cipher
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happy halloween. 2D as momo based on a crack theory i came up with last night.
i was gonna draw a kuroha-ified murdoc meeting saeru too but this took all my energy So um. goodnight everyone (<- 5 in the evening)
#roach talk#roach art#tumblr oomfs are unaware but i have most recently been hyperfixating on#gorillaz#so well. um except some of that i guess#it has both toxic old man yaoi and selfslash. like what can i say#kagepro#never drawing ruffles again we should ban anime girls from having ruffles. momo i love you but what the hell#kisaragi momo#2d gorillaz#i'm not calling him stupot. deadname
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not my usual post,
but I was at my friend’s house watching Fellowship of The Ring. And it was that one scene in Isengard (forgive me if I spell it wrong, I suck) and Gandalf and Saruman were fighting and I just said.
“Toxic Old Man Yaoi!”
My mind went to Billford. Someone please execute me
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