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AND I WANNA LIVE NOT JUST SURVIVE

[So this was one, an exercise in digitally coloring traditional art, and two, pure fun. Decided to utilize some of the Old School Anime Style methods, and thus if you look closely you will see A. Black used for shading, and B. Anime hair highlights. Great stuff here.

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Lesbian pride gown season yet again <3

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And additionally, as well as in honor of National Yaoi Day, there’s this too.

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Hey bro let's high five with our tongues bro......

[I really only drew this cuz I knew it was National Girlfriend Day and whenever I hear the word "Girlfriend" my first thought is "Yuri" cuz. Well. Y'know. I'm not gonna sit here and say some pathetic mopey shit like "UGH I wish *I* had a girlfriend 😭😭😭" because in complete honesty the fact that I'm not in the dating scene doesn't really bother me much. Like thinking on it now I haven't sincerely crushed on somebody since, like, freshman year. Crazy how that works!! Nobody asked idk why I said all that. If you do have a girlfriend good for you go tell her you love her!!

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Whenever I’m on this goddamn app my phone heats up and starts laggin lmao wtf is going ON in here?!

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REMEMBER WHAT WE'VE LOST, WHAT WE'VE FOUGHT FOR, AND WHAT WE STILL NEED TO DO FOR A BRIGHTER FUTURE. AND ABOVE ALL ELSE, REMEMBER YOU DESERVE HAPPINESS.

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SUMMER BREEZE MAKES ME FEEL FINE

[My goodness, I have not talked about them in so long!! I don't even know if I ever posted Tira on here before. That's Tira, btw. The one with the eye scar and the lip tattoo. That's Tira. They're pirate ladies and they're definitely on something 98% of the time and they're very in gay love with each other and then they both die cuz some twunk from Cali wanted to get his lick back and they just so happened to be some of the collateral damage. Sorry gals, at least you're together in Hell <333

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Nobody get worried I'm just processing some things. You should probably know that whenever I draw her I'm usually processing some things. The Things is NOT murder it's just negative emotions about certain people that she reminds me of I wanna make that VERY clear.

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I think I miss drawing Citra, or maybe I’m just having an episode again.

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Can’t wait for when Sonic 4 ends and Sonic is like “We did it guys, we saved the world AND we saved our new friend! I think……this calls for a celebration! I’ve been working on this new mixtape, I’m thinking I’ll call it……the SONIC CD!!!” And then he pops it into a record player and the whole main cast is having a grand old time. Except for Shadow, because he’s leaning against the wall and scowling. But then he looks down and sees that his foot is tapping to the beat and he goes “W-what’s happening to me?!” and then Amy walks over and she’s like “I think you’re feeling the beat!” and Shadow’s like “No……that’s IMPOSSIBLE!” and then SONIC comes over and he’s like “C’mon faker, we didn’t save you from space just to have you moping around, get in here!” and Shadow growls but then he pauses and chuckles and goes “Heh, what the heck……” Then he gets on the dance floor and he starts BREAKDANCING and everyone stops and stares in shock and when he’s done he goes “Yup, still got it. THAT’S how we did it back in the 70s.” and everyone else simultaneously goes “That……was……AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!”

But then there’s someone mockingly applauding from offscreen and they hear a voice and it’s like “Cute little party you’ve got here. Too bad you forgot to invite me, teammate……” and everyone else is looking around the room in confusion, except for Shadow because he’s looking up and smirking and he’s like “Ah, not YOU again……” and then Sonic goes “Not WHO again?!” but then he ALSO looks up and then the screen pans up and it reveals that ROUGE is there and then it cuts to black and says “The End…?”

And then after the credits it suddenly cuts to a post credit and you can hear the music from the dance scene playing faintly and it shows Stone, Robotnik, and Metal all in jail cells right next to each other and Stone is frowning with like anime shaded over eyes and he’s like “This is ridiculous……we’ve gotta find a way out of here, right Doctor? ……Doctor???” and then it pans to the prison cell to his right and he sees Robotnik nodding his head along to the music and he’s like “Y’know, this track’s not half bad……” and Stone looks at him mildly annoyed and then he hears a Hue from the other cell so then it pans to the cell on his left and Metal is also nodding along to the music. Then Stone rolls his eyes, but then he sighs and softly smiles and he’s like “Well, at least someone’s having fun……”

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DO YOU LIKE THE WAY THE WATER TASTES?

[Don't think I've ever posted this lady on here!! This creep right here is Typhoon the Sockeye, a member of the team of Big Bads in the same story TAFF and Prince are in.

Without rambling on the extensive lore here, the nation of sockeyes she's from were at war with the nearby nation of grizzlies, she fell in love with a bear woman, they tried to fix things with the Power of Love but sometimes things don't work like that and they had to flee. In the midst of said fleeing, they were separated after an explosion from a Certain Spacecraft led by a Certain Evil Scientist flings them apart. She ends up in cahoots with Robotnik and the evil posey he's been collecting afterwards. While she doesn't necessarily agree with him or even like him all that much, they've got an agreement, that being that if he's to take over the entire observable universe, there's a high chance they'll eventually wind up wherever her lover landed when they were separated. They'll pick her up when that happens, and once the whole universal domination thing is established, they're promised protection and a peaceful life under it. I'd also like to note that part of the reason why she agrees to this, along with the sliver of hope that she'll find the person she loves again, is the fact that she kinda has no hope for the world. She actually kinda hates the world, actually. She's convinced that the universe itself is dead set on making her miserable, and that the only way to make that misery end is to somehow drastically change it. She's very unwell. She needs a therapist and mood stabilizers and her wife back. I love her. She tries to drown Sonic repeatedly.

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Hotline Green Hills idk

[Not much to say here, I’ve just been getting into HLM lately and I love putting my guys in situations, so now he’s in there!!

I like to think their lives continued on exactly as they do in canon after this like this is all a distant memory of that one crazy summer they had in Miami that one time. They watch the Jacket movie and they’re like “Lol this is so inaccurate they should’ve called us in as fact checkers”

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Alright

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Bro where tf is my post.

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all my homies love butch stone

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THIS IS NOT ALTERNIA.

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🥕🥕🥕