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#suddenly occurred to me that I haven't kissed anybody in over a decade#im not altogether certain i would were i presented the opportunity#and im not altogether certain the opportunity would be granted me were i to continue using this ridiculous phrasing#but anyway like a lil bit :( on realising that#it was uhhh nice. y'know. but ive not been confident and/or drunk enough since then#and im not the sort of person to uh to do anything about anything so of course nothings happened. yknow#im not lonely or whatever i like my life how it is#but i do like kissing. and it's sorta a shame ive only got to do it one night ever#i don't have any friends in my city and i don't go out ever#loud = not fun‚ and i don't drink - which would take the edge off the not-fun-ness - y'know so i don't what did i say before#there isn't ever the opportunity#but never mind#anyway if there was id be too worried that yknow whatever like im very aromantic etc i don't want anything else to happen or whathaveyou#i overthink too much probably#anyway#what was i saying#basically kissing is nice and I sorta miss it#how can incredibly reclusive autistic fools get kisses without. like. any scary effort or the dangers of interpersonal nonsense#advice please#that last a joke#i do not want advice or anything im just struck by the thought and rambling#pffft anyway
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aight let's go
timeline of laz1's diamond and lykn's lego (with a celebrity cameo (it's daou, daou is a celebrity cameo))
jan 30: somebody asks mond how would he feel if lykn's william would come to his live. diamond says he would thank him, and talks about lego being cute.
after that they would occasionally comment under each other's tiktoks and also diamond likes a tiktok about their interactions
march 4th: lego posts a tiktok to a song by boss and diamond. the lyrics of the song are like 'you stole my heart where did you go'. diamond comments "where did you end up going", and lego answers "come and i'll tell you".
that same day diamond streams and lego comments on his live. here is a supercut of everybody in the chat telling him that lego is watching and mond not believing them but scrolling a lot to find The Legomments. the legomments in question are: asking mond about his hairstyle, apologizing for not being verified and laughing at the situation
diamond in turn apologizes for the situation on twt and lego laughs at it again
march 18th: lego posts a tiktok to hit me up and diamond comments
june 10th: fans talk to diamond and they start teasing him about lego. they ask him if they met already ("no not yet") and does he want to meet him ("where is he?")
june 14th: lego QRTs that video and laughs that if diamond wants to meet up he could've just say so
june 16th: there is no other way to phrase this: diamond is Shooting His Shot.
and now. ladies and gentlemen.
the stream
not even describing it, just watch the videos. it's so!
after lego left the stream, we have our celebrity cameo: khun Daou Pittaya himself jumps on diamond's stream to tease him and call him out for the flirting
june 21st:
june 30th: it's the day they meet on the bondbond festival. but first, lego tweets this and they chat a bit.
the first tweet says 'i didn't take any pictures, this is all i have, i love phis, i don't want to be just a nong' and it can be related to mond bcs diamond posted a tiktok with lego to the song 'brother zone' by bus7, and the lyrics of the song are, well, about phinonging lol
here are behind the scenes of that tiktok
they also filmed a trust me challenge
july 3: diamond's mom reposts a ship video of them. ANYWAY
july 26: diamond comments this:
and lego answers with a selfie and a song, here are the song's lyrics
september 11: goodnight to lego from diamond
september 12: cat to diamond from lego
also we have another celebrity cameo: joong archen liked a post about diamond's comment
this timeline is last updated on 2024/09/17, anyway there is that!
#diamond narakorn#lego rapeepong#did i write this whole thing just to share how funny it is to me that daou jumped out of nowhere to clown his nong? maybe so#you can't judge him tho it was the first time ever it wasn't diamond laughing at him for being gay on main but the other way around#he saw an opportunity and he took it#but also it IS funny mond is simping so hard hfsdkhksfd i guess it paid off if he got a whole ass selfie in return#also the way lykyous were tweeting about that stream was hilarious like#what was that GIGGLE lego this isn't your usual loud as fuck laugh!!!#it was just lazers handshake lykyous#agreeing that these are too are flirting hard
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i love sincerely love working with dungeon meshi's magic system and the way mana sickness is depicted, like it has the breadth and scope for some truly powerful and wacky fun shit, but you can also easily bring down the hammer when you want to put the characters in difficult situations they can't get out of without a little creativity. i found when writing for baldur's gate 3 that, unless i was in a modified setting, i was hard-pressed thinking up fun ways for characters to solve their problems without just using magic, especially for the small things. i mean, what fun is throwing a character into a river and needing to warm them up when you can just cast prestidigitation?? it's one of the first things a novice can learn and also it's a cantrip, it literally costs nothing!
#dungeon meshi#not that im thinking of throwing anyone into a river or anything 👀#but like for example i was reading this one fic where character A had gotten injured in a fight and there was blood everywhere#and they needed to hide the mess from character B for angst reasons#and i thought 'ooooohh character A isn't going to get it cleaned up fast enough and character B is going to find the blood#but then i remembered oh ya ... character A can just clean it all away with a snap of their fingers#and it took the wind right out of my sails haha#i suppose that's just a gale girlie problem tho 🥺#that moment in the sick fic where kabru had to debate if it was worth it to dry off his shirt#like i loved having the opportunity to write him running a cost benefit analysis like that haha#dm isn't like the first series to equate depleted mana as fatigue or anything and forgotten realms has spell slots#but idk the way mana sickness is depicted just really works for me#especially having healing potentially hurting just as bad as the injury itself that FUCKS and idk if i've ever seen that before 🤔#side note this is also why the magic system in hunter x hunter is one of the best in any piece of media ever
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I need to stop romanticizing careers I am not mentally stable enough to maintain
#man it just. it's so hard#it's so hard because I love music so much but deep down I know I don't have it in me#I love everything about composing but I don't have the creative fortitude to make that the source of my income#a conducting student once told me I should go into conducting and I briefly considered that fantasy but the truth is I just don't have the#personality for it. I hate being in charge I hate even having to critique people playing My Own Music I don't cope well with attention#but at the same time I love doing it. I love the art form#I don't have the chops to make it as a performer. I knew this from the start but I formally gave up that idea after high school#when I realized that it was doing nothing for me but burning me out#I'm a better writer of music than I am a performer of it anyway#the only performance career I could envision for myself *possibly* would be in like. an early music ensemble or something#not that I really imagine that happening. but if I ever had the opportunity maybe I'd go for it#that's the only performance environment I really thrive in at all#and I guess in that sense it's not completely off the table. not as a main source of income but recently I've been getting gigs#for some of the folk music stuff with my friend because we're achieving a degree of notoriety in reenactment circles which is fun#idk. I know this isn't for me. I know it deep down#but I think there is always going to be a part of me that regrets it. a part of me that desperately wants to#mine#sorry I'm feeling normal about my choice of major clearly#composerposting
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(*in Snapcube fandub Eggman voice*) sigh.....I miss Chaos Sonic tails...I miss them alot...I'll be back...
#i think due to the hate he has got. that might be the reason why he isn't here in s3#but omg IT WAS SUCH A MISSED OPPORTUNITY. WASTED PORTIONAL EVEN#I'm gonna fucking miss him :(#i hate you Netflix#DONT GET ME WRONG! S3 IS GREAT#its just that#we'll never get to see him ever again :(#*starts sobbing*#chaos sonic#sonic prime spoilers#????#sonic prime#my post#sth
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You don’t get to pick your own nickname, Spamton, that’s like the whole point (Patreon)
#Doodles#Deltarune#Spamton#Pink Addison#Nice going on your flirting lol#You know he brought up a pet name for Pink just because he wanted to drop this great idea on him haha#Playing with some prompts for these - outside of my usual wheelhouse so it feels weird!#I get all flustered when something isn't Wholly Mine lol#But I mean - when the prompt works who am I to fight it! It ended up fitting him very well lol#Pink is so moved! And then- lol#Gotta hide behind a million layers of joke and irony and self-aggrandizement to even approach any level of honesty#It's fitting#I do love how he's so excited about it tho lol - any opportunity! He even reaches for Pink more than asking to endear him#He does move back a bit - out of close hugging range hehe#Shows where his priorities are pfft#Pink is so not amused haha#He gets the plain name! How unfair!#Privately thinks about it later like ''♥ .... >:^('' lol#Will they ever see eye to eye again?? (Did they ever really in the first place? :)#Oh go on and humour him for a bit ♪ Hasn't he earned it? Even just once#He actually does and Spam just :^0000 at him lol
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Sorry but am I the only one that thought that episode…sucked? Like it was straight up bad. Horrible pacing, no wrap up of all the random characters and plot lines they’ve thrown around all season (the tuskegee airmen, Westgates spying, literally all the guys beside like the main 4). (Seriously it makes me so mad that the three redtails got all of 5 seconds of screen time, almost no lines. Literally what was the point of introducing them other than to pretend the show was iNcLuSiVe) Even at the end of BoB and the Pacific you get a much better idea of what happened to all the remaining guys. In this they’re like what happened to DeMarco or Hambone or Brady or (insert character here) we don’t know! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ The concentration camp scene felt shoehorned in compared to how it was done in BoB. Unless that actually happened to Rosie (which i haven’t heard anything about) but it was just like.. ok? It all felt so rushed and emotionless to me. Maybe I’ve just fallen out of love with MoTA but it’s been downhill for me since episode 6 or so.
i already made a little (read: long) post-finale write-up here, where i talk about the use of the tuskegee airmen, l'sandra, and overall editing/pacing issues i felt the show had. but i don't agree with the notion that adding the redtails was in any way insincere or trying to halfass being "iNcLuSiVe", i just think they suffer from this show's obvious time constraints. and to summarize what i wrote in my linked post, there's a limit to what white writers/directors/producers can do when creating a story about black people. there are some stories i'd feel uncomfortable with them telling on their own, truth be told. dee rees wasn't the sole nonwhite director, but she Was the only black one. i think she did her job well given the limitations and i appreciate that they let her direct those episodes, rather than leaving it up to a team of white people trying their best to tell a black story.
the worst i can say about the finale is that it didn't feel like That strong of finale, tho i wouldn't go as far to say it "sucked" or call it "straight up bad". i liked it plenty, it's just the weakest of the hbo war finales imo.
as for the concentration camp scene, artistic license was taken with both shows. unlike what's seen in the BoB, easy company wasn't the first to arrive at kaufering, and there's 0 mention of the all-japanese american 552nd who helped them liberate it). similarly, rosie rosenthal did assist in liberating those camps, though it would've been after the events shown this episode. idk if he saw one in that up-close way seen in this episode, but he could've (i should research this when i have time). plus, it would've felt weird Not having him acknowledge them at all. "shoe-horned" is an odd term to use here imo, as both scenes more-or-less center a jewish character (BoB's liebgott and MotA's rosie). the former show has survivors the characters can help, the latter shows no one left to help. the former has all of easy company there, the latter has rosie there all alone. rosie's scene felt deeply personal in that way. at the end of the day, both scenes are communicating different things. that doesn't make one better than the other when they aren't trying to be identical. (disclaimer, i'm not jewish, so i'd be interesting hearing from the perspective of someone who wrt whether or not they felt it was "shoe-horned")
i can understand if you've disliked the show post-episode 6 (and episode 6 was a very strong episode i'm ngl). eps 7 and 8 were weaker in many ways, even to me, so i get it. everyone's entitled to their own opinion (i'd be a hypocrite saying otherwise). just understand that this blog is run by someone who overall enjoys this show despite its flaws! basically, i encourage you to take this energy and make your own posts.
#masters of the air#hbo war#e9#asks#long post#masters of the air spoilers#mota spoilers#all the hbo war finales are different. i don't think MotA's is as strong but like#my fav hbo war show is still BoB and even Then i don't think it has a better finale than TP. and i dislike a lot of TP! like A Lot!#and Even Then we don't get a good idea about what happens to a lot of the minor-er characters in TP once they leave#anyone who isn't sledge or leckie (rip basilone) is hand-waved-'they went home'-away#not every show needs a sandlot ending w/ a voiceover going:#'[NAME] got really into the [INSERT DECADE] and no one ever saw him again' like they did to webster (rip webster)#and again! i'm mixed about the redtails. but i can Very Clearly See this show getting released without including them#which wouldve left many people (justifiably!) upset that they weren't shown when they were Literally there in the same pow camp#i'll give the hbo war team a lot of shit about a lot of things (despite the enduringly positive energy i try to keep up here)#but i Have to give MotA props for Trying. i don't see faux inclusion i just see it as not quite hitting the mark but an attempt was made#and i think that's worth Something given neither BoB or TP bothered trying#(like i think there was a missed opportunity in TP not mentioning what's happening to japanese americans on the home front)#this got away from me (i'm also opinionated) but while i can agree with you about how the show feels rushed#i do take issue with the idea that they were pretending to be inclusive. i'll blame money time and covid19 before i blame bad intention#maybe that's controversial here but it Is my blog. so.
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#remind me to never ask my mother for opinions on absolutely anything ever again#i only wanted to see which illustration should go on my portfolio for kidlit art#and her wonderful opinion was to take out an illustration of two dudes EATING TOGETHER because and i quote#"gay relationships are not suitable for children books. it simply isn't their target audience''#does she need the list of the thousand of books that are literally about gay couples or about gay kids?!#they're not even like overtly gay they are literally eating together!!! (sure it is actually gay cause it's fanart of a bl but whatever lol#it's literally two guys sitting at the same table eating...#how is that not appropriate for children?!#also even if they were gettin married or whatever... how's that inappropiate?!#ALSO also i'm sick of reading in every illustration agency how they're looking for artists and writers and whatever who tackle queer storie#like sure i'm not gonna say gay people don't experience discrimination but it's not the fucking 50s... there are opportunities out there#idk i'm just so fuckin upset right now because she's saying I'M the one that's taking it bad#like the whole ''i'm not homophobic but.... blah blah''#and it drives me up the fucking walls to have to deal with this when the only thing i wanted was to have a char about which drawing looks#the best for a professional portfolio lol#anyways now out of fucking spite i'm gonna send all the gay ones i have lol#dkfjhkdfg#angel talks#personal#wish me luck on this email btw i need work!#dfkjghdfg
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an excellent ship dynamic is like. Person A: cares so much about everything, all the time, always. has a 117-item to-do list and every day clears it before lunch. gets stressed when they're not standing in front of the event 5 minutes before it starts. and then Person B is like. the day i do a single thing that is personally unpleasant for me is the day they bury me baby. has been in a mexican standoff with their unfolded laundry for 12 days and is winning. has the impulse control of a starving wolverine and considers "on time" to mean "present before the end of the day the event starts." and the two of them give each other panic attacks <3
#i promise this isn't about who you think it's about#also a great opportunity for character building because B shows up on time for things and A is deeply moved#meanwhile A hauls B around like a sheepdog and they both enjoy it#B is like 'oh THIS is what the first half of events are like? this is cool!'#yes i have been A in every relationship I've ever had why do you ask
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there's a certain. we'll say comedy group. that i've watched clips of and enjoyed but i refuse to ever actively seek it out bc the fandom feels like a pressure cooker waiting to explode.
#they're already annoying me can you imagine if i was actually invested in any of this?#i feel like it always happens when the thing is very UWU WHOLESOME and the people involved appear to be good nice kind people#you create a culture of high expectations so if you ever mess up even a little bit that relationship with the fans is absolutely shattered#and inevitably the fans will eat each other alive at any opportunity bc as humans and as fans there is a small part of us that needs blood#and if there's no blood and guts in the original work we've gotta make it ourselves.#it happened with john mulaney the try guys even the mcelroy brothers to an extent. idk. it's an interesting phenomenon isn't it.#it's dr*pout by the way i wasn't gonna say the name bc i didn't want it to accidentally show up in the tags but after all that i kinda think#i have to name names. sorry.#they're funny but i can't do all of this again
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alright, yeah, manja may be kind of sly... BUT have you also considered that she's a seven foot tall partially moth-like woman with luxurious, long black hair and glowing yellow eyes? like she's honestly gorgeous and i'm tired of pretending like she's not okok (LMAO i'm just joking as i know this account is still new so i haven't talked about her much 💀 but even with the, uhhh, body horror thing's manja's got going on — she is stunning)
#NO ONE EVER TELLS YOU THAT BRAVERY FEELS LIKE FEAR: musings.#ooc post.#JSJSJ okay i don't mean to be manja's hypewoman or anything but i am so serious about her being haunting but in an alluring type of way#sometimes. like IDK about you all but if a seven-foot tall woman with long black hair that also happens to wear exquisite robes granted#me the opportunity to save someone through a deal BC she's a death god even though that exception turned out to have some serious strings-#attached to it... i might have some inner conflict surrounding the type of anger i would be feeling towards her NGL. like i feel as if ana-#has felt the kind of anger that comes with someone being beautiful but them also trying to ruin your life at least once around her ahahhh#okay so this is mostly a joke post as you may be able to tell given the fact that i just wrote something flabbergasting 💀#but OFC manja isn't real so this would all be hypothetically speaking. but seriously... y'all can't tell me that there ain't a possibility-#you would melt in this god's arms if she hugged you as ana has gotten hugged by her and it was the most conflicting thing ever#because she both seems kind of tricky and genuinely nice towards the souls she collects#so all in all she is a bit complex as i touched upon before
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we are being FED tonight sumigoros
#this is why I was excited for detective prince akechi + kasumi! it opens up opportunities like this where akechi#is slightly more open about his actual feelings and isn't pretending to be evil and not care about anyone ever#like he is during third sem#sera plays p5t#I love this game so much for the interactions between goro and sumi theyre all so good#I'm prob gonna have to chill on the liveblogging tho or it's gonna take me forever to get through it
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i've recently been revisited by a scenario from a conversation my partner and i had re: Kagami and Hiruzen giving Tobirama inappropriate gifts (like i'm sure he'd be suspicious of any random gifts, but if, say, it's an occasion where one might typically be giving gifts to their teacher... (idk what holidays exist in the Narutoverse)), SO i'm going to post it here whilst it's still bouncing around inside my skull:
(Tobirama opens Kagami's gift — it's some very tiny, very lacy, very slutty underwear.)
Tobirama: "These are ridiculous."
Kagami: "Come on, Sensei, they're your color!"
(Tobirama opens Hiruzen's gift — also underwear, but just regular ones this time.)
Tobirama: *exasperated* "Well, at least these are more sensible."
Hiruzen: *breathlessly* "Thanks."
Hiruzen: "They're mine."
(Tobirama drops them and leaves, with neither a word nor a facial expression.)
In the future, any gifts he DOES accept are not opened publicly.
#sarutobi hiruzen#uchiha kagami#senju tobirama#hiruzen sarutobi#kagami uchiha#tobirama senju#HOWEVER...#if the students ever get the chance to stage a panty raid...#they may discover that Tobirama in fact kept both.#(#it's not what it looks like#Tobirama's just secretly too sentimental to get rid of anything his students gave him#(though honestly he'd probably be equally embarrassed to admit that. hopefully he just isn't given the opportunity to explain himself lmao)#)#my post
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Response to fic request (Malleus, Idia)
For @moody-b1tch, the only person who responded to my "give me two characters and I'll write a few lines of dialogue" invitation.
Which is probably a good thing, because this is ... I don't even know what this is.
Characters: Malleus, Idia, with extra bonus prompt: water
Which is included...metaphorically, I guess.
As usual, this kinda got away from me. Don't think it's good enough to post on AO3 - it's hardly good enough to post here on Tumblr - but it's 1221 words and I do love when the word count is a fun number like that.
Also: TIL that Tumblr has a limit of 30 tags per post. How did I learn this? No reason in particular.
Also also: It used to be 1221 words and then I panicked and rewrote some of it.
“Sometimes it’s better to forget. Pretend it never happened.”
“Is that how you truly feel, Shroud?”
“Gah! You look like you’re ready to incinerate me! Not that I think you’re gonna go all OP again. … Uh, you’re not, right?”
“It would be foolish to repeat such folly. Surely you, of all people, can agree.”
“Of course I agree! I’m just like. Not used to this heart-to-heart protag chat. I’m not some shounen manga hero with an 'I'm-all-fired-up!' speech, and even if I was, it’d be pretty cringe coming from me. Your guards are good at that sorta thing. Especially the big guy. He seriously likes to talk! Or Silver. He’s got that intense princely vibe.”
“Silver and Sebek have had much to say, but it is your thoughts that I am most interested in hearing.”
“Because I’m one of the SSR level problem children? You could talk to anyone else about this! Leona, he was big mad. Your guards were there; they can vouch. Or Riddle! That hothead was the first. He probably has some S tier thoughts on his experience.”
“SSR…? Shroud, I am interested in your thoughts. You hold the power to enter the underworld. To speak with those who have crossed to the other side.”
“Whoa, whoa, whoa! I can open the gate, but that was a one-time thing, going down there. You saw how that turned out.”
“I did not. I was at Night Raven College, if you recall.”
“Of course you were here. After you went all berserker mode, I don’t think Charon would’ve been enough to get you to the Island of Woe.”
“You could have simply invited me.”
“Invite the great and powerful Malleus to play a sim game? Are you for real?”
“I am quite real.”
“That’s not - yeah, okay. Anyway, it’s more like a curse, the gate opening thing, and not Pumpkin Knight level cool.”
“Is it not? Shoenheit, Rosehearts, and Kingscholar all mentioned that the closer one travels to Tartarus, the colder it gets.”
“I meant it wasn’t exactly fire. Not like … dragon fire, fire. I mean, it’s not…”
“Shroud. I am merely teasing. Is that not what friends do? Lilia and the Child of Man assure me that it is.”
“Friends?”
“We have spent time together. We have shared experiences. Are you telling me that is not common with friends?”
“You sound like Ortho.”
“Your sibling is wise indeed. I understand that it was he who prevented you from using your River Lethe. Come now, Shroud, surely you can agree that at least some of those memories were to be cherished.”
(Eep! Is he serious? Even if I had an IRL trap card to flip this, could I even use one against someone as OP as him?)
“Shroud, are you unwell?”
“I’m f-fine! HP is at max. Wait, what are you doing?”
“Calling Lilia so that he may assist me in translating.”
(Gah, is he really using a synchro summon?) “You don’t need to do that!”
“It appears I cannot. My phone screen is blank. Lilia will be rather cross.”
“Your phone’s broken?”
“It happens frequently. Lilia has told me many times to be careful. My lightning has broken several phones just this semester alone.”
“I, uh, can fix it.”
“You would do that?”
“Hee hee. It just needs to withstand high electrical input. EZ PZ.”
“Lemon squeezy.”
(Did he seriously just say ‘lemon squeezy?’)
“Shroud?”
“EEP! I mean, I was just surprised to hear you say that.”
“Is that not how it goes?”
“No! You got it right! It’s just weird hearing it from the Malleus Draconia.”
“Why is that?”
“It just is! Let me see your phone. I mean, if you trust me with it.”
“Here. You cannot possibly damage it more than I have.”
“How old is this phone? I haven’t seen one of these since pre-5G.”
“Can you repair it?”
“Of course I can fix it, but it needs a serious upgrade.”
“What would you like in exchange?”
“Huh? You don’t have to give me anything!”
“Of course. Because we we are friends.”
“No, we're not!"
“Is there something about myself that causes you hesitation?”
“It’s not that. It’s not you, it’s me.”
“I, too, would like everyone to forget what happened. What I did. The lengths to which I went in order to selfishly hold on to something - to someone - who is dear to me.”
“Where is all this heart-to-heart coming from?”
“If we are to be friends, we should be honest with one another. I have learned that by watching Lilia with Diamond and Al-Asim, and by listening to Silver and Sebek. It is not an easy thing, but I must start somewhere.”
“Why are you starting with me?”
“Because we have a shared experience. This ‘SRR problem child’ status.”
“SSR.”
“I beg your pardon?”
“Ah, the uh, it’s SSR, not SRR. It stands for Super Super Rare.”
“That makes what we share uncommon.”
“Yeah, you, me, and five other people. Uh, here’s your phone.”
“You are done with it already?”
“I couldn’t upgrade it more with what I have here, but the screen is fixed, and it has lightning fast internet speed. No pun intended!”
“You do get so easily flustered around me. You are an interesting man, Shroud. Oh, I see Lilia has been trying to reach me. We must do this again.”
“Uh, yeah, sure.”
“Until we meet again.”
“Yeah, kthxbai.”
“Idia? Was that Malleus Draconia who just disappeared into thin air?”
“Hey, Ortho. Yeah.”
“You have made another new friend!”
“We’re not friends! My HP is critically low after that.”
“Your heart rate is accelerated, but the rest of your vital signs are within normal ranges. And I clearly heard Malleus Draconia state that you are friends!”
“I know you mean well, Ortho, but-”
“I think he needs a friend, too.”
“Malleus Draconia? Needing a friend?”
“We have spent time together. We have shared experiences. This ‘SRR problem child’ status.”
“Idia?”
“Yeah, Ortho?”
“You’re smiling.”
“I was just thinking about the new volume of the Mew Mew Chronicles manga!”
“Yes, I remember. It arrived in the mail just this morning.”
“So of course I’m excited. It’s the only good thing that’s happened since all of this started. I’m, uh, going to the store to pick up some snacks, if you want to go with me.”
(Your heart rate and eye movement tell me otherwise, Big Brother, but I am happy to see you happy.) “Of course! I’m interested in seeing the ingredients in this new mystery flavored fruit twist that Ace Trappola and Deuce Spade were arguing over.”
“It can’t be worse than last year’s pineapple-lemon-licorice mystery flavor.”
Ortho remembered that. It had been very popular the first two weeks, with numerous reactions posted to Magicam. After that, the only person purchasing it had been Lilia Vanrouge. His eyes lit up.
“You should buy some for Malleus Draconia and Lilia Vanrouge! And Silver and Sebek Zigvolt, too! And Cater Diamond, and Rook Hunt, and…”
By the time they were done, they’d purchased a mystery flavored candy twist for all of the third year students, all of the housewardens, plus Silver and Sebek Zigvolt, Ace Trappola and Deuce Spade, the Ramshackle prefect, and Grim (especially Grim).
Ortho’s analysis of the candy indicated the primary flavors were seaweed and cinnamon, and he could hardly wait to see everyone’s reactions.
Everyone's, but especially Idia’s newest friend, Malleus Draconia.
#twst fanfic#sorta#it's lines of dialogue#but a lot of lines of dialogue#and three not-dialogue paragraphs at the end#I tried#Idia Shroud is really really hard to write#Malleus isn't exactly easy but sooo much easier than Idia#idia shroud#malleus draconia#fic prompt#it's not even Halloween themed#missed opportunity right there#don't hate me#this may be the worst thing I've ever written#and that's saying something#not even in a funny way#because I don't know if you know this but I'm hilarious#except not this time#oh no I hear trick or treaters outside and I have like zero candy#which has nothing to do with this not-fic thing#but I still feel really bad about it#so now that's two terrible crimes I've committed on Halloween#this may be one of those posts where I quietly delete it after giving it way too much thought#I am a tweet-and-delete kinda person on That Other App#although tbf I have more reason to be over there#still though I am already overthinking the wisdom of letting this see the light of day#it may still make it to AO3 at some point#Happy Halloween everyone
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people i know are getting insane opportunities for career stuff and meanwhile i've lost my storage unit key and keep missing the editing i need to do for my novel each day
#morgane is doing a type#little bit of a vent bc it really feels like i wont get anywhere#meanwhile someone who isn't even really a great person continues to get insane opportunity after opportunity#like other than becoming magically extroverted and pretty how the hell do i ever get that like if what i'm doing isn't working
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oh yeah by the way i'm gonna change my theme to the winner of the bracket if that's any incentive
#it probably isn't but it gives me an opportunity to change my theme <3#i just went with raven for my theme right now because . she's pretty much the Face of ever after high#not the literal face though because brooke Is the Literal Face#nep dot txt
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