My Grandma: *hears weird noises in another room* Huh. I didn’t know the cat could make that sound… Oh. The cat is next to me. Huh. Weird.
My hard of hearing ass: I didn’t hear anything.
Grandma: Well that’s probably because you’re deaf, honey.
Yesterday night…
Me: I had a weird dream about a mouse crawling on me.
Me: ….
Me: I probably just miss my cat! Good thing my dad is bringing her here soon!
Yesterday…
Grandma: I keep hearing weird noises…
Me: Huh. Weird. Hey, maybe that’s what my weird dream was about.
Grandma: Haha. Maybe.
Tonight…
Me: What’s that weird noise in the foyer?
Me: Huh. Better check that out…
*opens door to the foyer*
Me: …
The mice in the foyer:
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The angel in the parking lot of the raising cains
They gave me a toothbrush, a gum wrapper and a blade
They had no eyes but they looked into my soul. Hot gold trickling down my throat
They smelled of cinnamon and char
“Go,” they said, “you know what to do.”
Then sank into the potholed tarmac.
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Hiii, you still making fanchilds?? I just wanted to ask you if you could draw the fanchild of Cinnamon cookie and my oc (From my secondary account) Blackberry tart?? Here is a drawing of him
Sorry it took a while, but here we are, this is Cinnamon Tart Cookie
So Cinnamon Tart here is a circus performer, I think a harlequin? They know magic, and probably use it in their performances. They could have probably been a skilled wizard, but they chose the performer lifestyle
(I’m gonna be honest, I never figured out their gender, so nonbinary it is)
As seen by the sketch, they curl their hair, though it’s naturally straight. Not only that, but the cheek marks are makeup. There’s probably also a difference in how they act on stage and in real life, but I don’t really know. They’re probably more whimsical on stage
They also have a performing partner. I don’t know who, they’re probably not another fankid, but they likely have a contrasting color palette of orange outfit and purple hair. They’re pretty close, even outside of work
Sorry I don’t really have much in terms of their personality, just the vibe
I don’t entirely remember where the name came from, since I came up with it months ago, but I’m pretty sure I based them off of apple cinnamon tarts. I think it was just trying to combine cinnamon with tarts, but it works
Apple cinnamon tarts:
So the reason Cinnamon Tart has all those round parts is because of the patterns on the tarts when I looked them up, and I wanted to incorporate that. They are supposed to have apple in their dough
I wonder if their colors are too gaudy, but at the same time, they’re a circus performer, so I guess it makes sense
I also wonder if they look not enough like either parent, though which one keeps flip flopping. Maybe because of that, it’s fine, but I’m not sure
Also I thought Blackberry Tart had a beauty mark, hence why I gave Cinnamon Tart one, but now I see he doesn’t, so oh well
And I don’t remember much else, so I guess I’ll end it here. Sorry the description’s a bit sparse. I didn’t have much of a thought process, just vibes, but I think they turned out good
Well in any case, you like them!
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