#i feel so stupid

[sunberies]

How is the Village taking Poppy and Branch’s surprise egg in the Silver Linings AU? As an introvert myself my heart goes out to Branch for how awkward this must be 😅

i genuinely can’t imagine the village being anything but happy about this, i mean come on. a new royal baby to take care of? yeah, they’re stoked. and i also am an introvert so i need things to go right or else i will feel every emotion this guy would feel and i CANT. DO IT.

Branch was flipping out about this but was able to do so with Poppy constantly in his ear telling him that it was going to be ok and that she’d be there with him :3 he is SHOCKED that everyone was so happy about it, he was worried that everyone was going to think less of Poppy for even thinking about liking him(someone get this guy a therapist)

Branch is still kinda in shock afterwards, but he’s really happy and relieved that things are actually looking up for him for once.

also, Poppy and Branch needn’t worry about getting baby supplies because the village gifted them literally everything they needed(Branch is so confused)

(i’m so fragile rn i genuinely can’t think about angst cause i will crumble into a million pieces)((i want branch to be LOVED and TAKEN CARE OF))

ok bye bye until next time :3

[lavendermoonlitskies]

God the more I think about this the more stupid I feel, like, OF COURSE the older man who spent so much of his time on tumblr talking to his considerably-younger-than-him audience is a predator. OF COURSE he wasn’t just trying to have some innocent chitchat about his projects with the people who looked up to him and had every reason to believe that this friendly and approachable persona of his was genuine. He had an ulterior motive. They ALWAYS have an ulterior motive.

Fuck, man.

[punklemon]

i showed my friend aka my french teacher eycte music video and out of nowhere they deadass told me that districts in paris are actually forming a spiral so

im going insane guys why is nobody told me why are you normal about this

i mean one of their most batshit lyrics have become even crazier idk if this is a common knowledge but i've lost my mind

Hotel room Holy Bible

Hotel room, free love revival

Baby, it's a never-ending spiral

'Looks a little bit like Paris

[therealmochiiz]

Zerum.

[lillipad72]

I am pretty sure I have read every aogg fan fiction on ao3, and I always feel sad that I have run out...but my very young self just discovered fanfiction.net and now life is bright and happy again for a whole new world of possibility has been opened for me

(seriously, some of these fics are older than me, I feel like a small child finding out about DVDs or something)

[moominmanoneandonly]

Thanks to @stunticonbreakdown for pointing out my dumbness. It feels like i jus cheated but anyway live goes on. That said the color palete was just to good not to use honestly. The creamy color fits him so well.

[angelnumber27]

It’s so embarrassing and heartbreaking being in so much pain over losing someone while knowing they don’t give a fuck if you live or die. Your favorite person becoming a stranger is a special kind of hell.

[ya-boi-haru]

I would like to join the "I only *just* got the 3 facts/Ice breaker joke" club😭

I had to stop mid painting and pause the podcast to process how stupid I felt 😂😭 /lh/hj

[i-drop-level-one-loot]

Why does it feel like no matter how hard I try, everything keeps going wrong? My life is falling apart, and I can't fix it. I don't know how.

[shiiro-arts]

Try to imagine my stupid ass face when I realize that I do, in fact, have an Instagram account but I've been telling people that I don't.

I COMPLETELY FORGOT I CREATED ONE HOW CAN I BE THAT STUPID

MY INSTA (it's literally empty tho LMAOOOOOOOOOOO)

this is so embarrasing

[feeshies]

All that work I put into making my tomato soup and grilled cheese recipe dairy free, only to find out that the bread I used contained milk

[returntosunder]

Apparently I'm so out of touch with what is going on online that I was today years old when I found out that when someone is talking about the song "Thick of it" they were in fact, not talking about the Backyardigans

:/

[stealthymouse]

Pride Month random Incorrect Quotes but twisted wonderland version

Leona: I think I'm falling for you.  Ruggie : Then get up.

Your oc / (Y/N): Are you trying to seduce me?  Vil: Why, are you seducible?

Epel: We’re getting married, bitches!  Jack: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

Deuce : Amazing! Ace , your just like Sherlock Homeless!  Ace : IT'S HOLMES!

[hectorfrombritain]

I'm going to smash my head in with a rock, this thing inside my head never works

[wiktorianala]

Reverse Bear Trap mask

I've made it quite a time ago, but never really posted it here, so time to change that ig???

Anyway it was part of my Amanda cosplay in which I went into two cons (on 2nd, (local one) I've tried to go into cosplay competition but well... right before it I got a breakdown 'cuz of just the fact of having an interaction /w someone and amount of people around, so I wasn't really able to participate... Gosh, I'm sorry just ignore this part m'kay?)

[ladyhallen]

My brain: the image of a snowflake falling gently on a snowdrift in movie-esque fashion. My hands typing out: it fell like snow.