#there is a god and she is her
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i cannot words
#mary earps#she makes me feel unwell#she is ridiculous#jesus christ#there is a god and she is her#so fucking hot
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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.
I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.
One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.
The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?
The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”
I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.
It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.
#still not really sure what part of this joke was funny?#cuz if the prank had worked#then they would have made an 8 year old think she had lost her family and been rejected by god#which isn’t really much of a joke#Christian’s are weird yall#pirateprincessjess
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Expertise can't help you here.
#dungeon meshi#kabru#laios touden#falin touden#Happy Thistle Thursday once again. Have I been holding on to this comic for several weeks? Sure have!#I forgot how long it takes for Chimera Falin to come into play.#I still really love my 'better drawn' art of her - unfortunately it was several weeks too early for the anime only folks.#Slowly getting the hang of drawing Laios. I don't know why I struggle so much but I am getting...somewhere.#Meta time: God damn I love how the chimera shows off the expertise and gap between Kabru and Laios.#The truth is: they are both *right* and they are both *wrong*.#This creature is a combination of monster and human and they only have the skillset to deal with one of those.#Kabru goes for all the human vitals - but she isn't human.#Laios tries to approach her as a monster and is struck down by the humanity he sees in her.#She is something new that defies what they *both* understand about the world. And that makes her such a perfect antagonist.#The damsel was the dragon all along!#...She is really so cute though. Terrifying! But adorable. I am so excited to see the boom of fanart for her.
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Full of Desires
#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi fanart#dungeon meshi manga spoilers#dungeon meshi spoilers#its really just cause of the outfit#farcille#marcille donato#im still surprised this came out of my hands tbh#im not normal about her#curse you dunmeshi for making me fall for the white girl#but god#she looked so good in that fit#i dont understand whyvthe other characters shat on it smh#falin wouldve loved it tho#this drawing is for the gays and theys btw#for the sapphics#lets go lesbians#ok ill shut up now#my art
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what people need to understand is that ariana grande is able to pull off every single one of galinda's physical gags because that woman was in the comedy trenches of nickelodeon's victorious and anyone who was forced to show feet in front of dan schneider is walking away with a level of commitment to the bit that human beings were not built to perceive
#flickerthoughts#wicked#once again i am reminding people that the moment the casting was dropped for wicked i was ariana grande's number 1 champion#quite simply she understands galinda in a way no one else can because she trained for that role her entire life#1k#5k#good god#10k
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bastille has done more for the queer community by just making all of their love songs about "you" instead of specifying a gender than taylor swift has in all of her discography. thanks for coming to my ted talk.
#shrooms is talking#anti taylor swift#i can't believe y'all got mad at this woman for being straight#of course she's fucking straight#gods bless#stop trying to turn her into a queer icon#she's never gonna be a queer icon
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Guys I don't think this kindly stranger is all that nice But yeah, if Medic confessed about stealing their souls in the next pages I don't think anyone would really care
Based on this post thread
#team fortress 2#tf2#god i gotta tag everybody#miss pauling#tf2 medic#tf2 heavy#tf2 demoman#tf2 sniper#tf2 scout#tf2 spy#tf2 engineer#tf2 zhanna#tf2 pyro#tf2 soldier#I think tumblrs gonna absolutely eat the quality of that first image huh#but yeah I dont think we have to look for how to justify stealing souls of his coworkers/friends lol#its tf2#i dont think any of them care#Miss pauling might but thats cuz shes given hers to Helen
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Roan of Arc


Tag list: @st-leclerc @rubywingsracing @saviour-of-lord @three-days-time @the-wall-is-my-goal @albonoooo @ch3rubd0lls
#oh my GOD#I NEED to draw her fighting a dragon#I’m gagged#I love her so bad#she knows how Joan of arc felt fr#not f1 art#and tbh I think I’m just going to be drawing vmas stuff for the next few days 😭😭#chappell roan art#chappell roan#chappell fanart#vmas#mtv vmas#vmas 2024#formulanni#good luck babe
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a satisfactory answer for Selina
#bruce wayne#batman#selina kyle#catwoman#batcat#bruce#selina#mine#my art#i wanted to make the bat ears fold back SO badly but it looked too odd . unfortunately#wanted to put the collar ON HIM too but also it looked too out of place. SAD .#oh my GOD i forgot i could add IDs to these pictures now !!!#just finished adding that#i will see if i can do that for the other images i posted on this blog#anyway#thats her pookie bear.... her discord kitten...#who said that#this is what batcat is . to me . not that deep#just playful. selina gets to cause a little mischief whenever she wants and bruce gets be ouppy when he wants#thats just what the file names are LOL ouppy 1 2 and 3#in another post i may feel inclined to expand on it instead of in these tags#just know that there are very few people he would let restrain him and she is one of them. they just vibe like that.#younger bruce DOES follow her like a little duckling for these kinds of things. older bruce is too miserable to do fwb w anyone anymore#so they just enjoy each others company and reminiscence#mm. alot of tags for a shitpost.
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They did NOT have to bring little Miss Huang to the Jerk Off And Die Woods
#i know you only hired her because she's the only person in this town that can play a theremin but there are other times for this#LET THE CHILD GO HOME!!#anyway MASTERFUL CINEMA MY GOD#severance#severance 2.04#severance spoilers
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10 years later
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#yuji itadori#fushiguro megumi#nobara kugisaki#itafushi#itafushikugi#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#least heterosexual group photo ive ever drawn tbh#u have the kings of subtle pda and their judgy lesbian third wheel#this does remind me a lot of the kind of art i used to do jhgdjghdfj#specifically that one furuba main trio piece i did forever ago. same vibe better art#anyway......i tried my best........ i tried so hard#i do not know how old they look . the goal was 25/26 but atp i've gaslit myself into thinking they look the same#especially megumi im so . throws hands in the air in defeat#but idk what else i can do cries at least i like it??? i think???????#i don't know!!! if they look younger than 25 whatever!!!!!!!!#why is it so hard fr me to make chars look older im gna slam my head against the door#maybe its fine. idc <- (lie)#in other news itfs are married fight me abt it . yuuji rockin the right hand ring fr Lack Of Finger reasons#also i am Eating nobara's fit . she might also look a bit younger than intended the more i look at her gDI why cant i have nice things#new hairstyle carrying tbh. i think she would a. grow it out and b. switch the side she parts it on to make Seeing easier#god just take it all tht really matters 2 me is low pony nobara and Rings On Fingers itfs#i did my time in yoi i know how to make wedding bands Work
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Don't Be Difficult
#my art#long post#auggghh aughhh ok finally done I started making this in September my GOD#sorry to everyone for making the wizard boy a nepo baby lmaooo#and for making the witch mom do the equivalent of cottage core living..which it 100% started out as for her but don't worry she put the wor#anyway! hope y'all like it :D#i just love to draw THEM!!!!
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i just saw a post that was like "i would cannibalize gods rotting corpse" and i can see and empathize with how you might write a poem on this website but truth be told if i saw gods rotting corpse i would go eww ewwwwwww ewwwwwww ew ew ew ew ew and honestly as an ex catholic i have seen it a lot and eaten it a lot and it was kinda nastyy in a bad way. i once got a lecture at school for chewing it with my mouth open.
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Rook got her dance
#someone asked on my last post if she got her dance#lucanis caved to rooks request after exactly 0.3 seconds#dancing’s fun when it’s with the person you killed gods for I guess#remember kids the victory ball is Now Canon because Dragon Age Lore is MINE NOW#dragon age veilguard#lucanis dellamorte#lucanis x rook#dragon age#rookanis#datv#rook#dragon age fanart#lucanis dragon age#can u tell i had concepts of a background and then went no ❤️#checkerboard dance floor to save my brain#also lmao when I drew it with their crowns on they looked like when deers fight and their antlers get stuck together#Vivienne Rook Mercar#Rook Mercar
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Day 38– East Gerudo Chasm
“…You. I know you. You’re that zoran healer’s apprentice.”
(I known you. You healed my hands. I still wear ferns in my hair, because of you.)
Excerpt from Tauro’s Journal- “The Gerudo Kingdom, shattered under vicious attacks from the Malice infected, became a vassal state of the Hylian Kingdom around 20 BSE. Records have dissenting voices during that time— many argue that the Hylians took advantage of the chaos to enforce their policies upon the other races; more argued that vassaldom is a small price to pay for medical and monetary support, mandatory draft or taxation be damned. Either way, one thing remains clear: The Zonai were the first to fall to the Malice, but they were not the last. The Era of Alchemy is drawing to a close.
Interestingly enough, Sheikah records during this era did not explicitly mention Calamity Ganon until 100 SE. This implies Calamity Ganon the entity is not a direct correlation to the Malice infected.”
*BSE— Before Skyloft Era, SE— Skyloft Era
**Lifting of Skyloft 0 BSE, one of the few concrete dates available. See Ring Ruins and Tauro’s notes for more information.
(we’ve officially entered au territory! I mean, we already have with Familiar Familiar’s premise being a self indulgent totk au where zelda didn’t get whisked back in time, but now I’m going after the lore too. You’re welcome.)
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#critdraws#lonks diary#familiar familiar au#artists on tumblr#botw farosh#botw zelda#botw link#totk zelda#totk link#totk sonia#totk rauru#totk ganondorf#totk au#gibdo#farosh#link#zelda#loz comic#loz au#tloz#loz#art#tears of the kingdom#botw#the legend of zelda#you heard it here folks im fully embracing hero sonia and she’s gonna have arcane levels of warcrimes attatched to her name#not that link cares. too busy fighting the sandstorm he and zelda got impolitely dropkicked in to#oh my god we’re finally gettinf to the gerudo arc YESYESYES#(anakin voice: mm sand)#tw swearing
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VEROSIKA MAYDAY, Succubus Pop Star | 2x09 - Apology Tour
"Blitz, there is a crowd full of people here who cared so much they throw an entire fucking party about hating you every year! Do you know how much you have to care to do something as stupid as that?"
#helluva boss#helluva boss spoilers#verosika mayday#verosika#helluva verosika#apology tour#SHE CARED THAT MUCH ABOUT HIM#SHE *LOVED* HIM OH GOD#I MEAN IT WAS OBVIOUS WITH THE TATTOO BUT HEARING HER VOICE BREAK AS SHE SAID IT#AUGHHH#character spotlight#my gifs#helluva boss edit#helluva edit#FINALLY US VEROSIKA SIMPS ARE GETTING FED AFTER YEARS ON CRUMBS. *CRUMBS*!!!!!!!!!!!#Certified Redemption ☑︎
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