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megamindsupremacy Ā· 2 years ago
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Team Red fic recs
(Or ya know, at least 2 out of the 3 of them)
How to make friends:an essay by Peter Parker by softlyblue
me: hey have u seen twitter
matt: i havenā€™t seen twitter no
me: that stopped being funny about 203738 years ago
dont interact (wade): dont listen 2 him bby ur hilarious
Daredevil and Deadpool and Spiderman. The only thing - the only thing - they have in common is the red in their suits.
And, apparently, their unique ability to put up with one another.
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Spider season by selador
Peter Parker is Ben Urich's intern at the Bulletin. He's alright, as far as interns go. Bad coffee, but he fights crime bosses who want Ben dead. That wins a lot of points with Ben, that's for sure.
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How to (not) meet new people by aloneintherain
ā€œWhy is there a teenager in our office?ā€
Foggy stood in the threshold of the office, mouth slightly agape, most likely wondering if heā€™d walked into the wrong building. The kid waved at him, smile huge under a blooming black eye and spilt lip.
ā€œFoggy,ā€ Matt said, far too calm for someone who was in the presence of a beaten, bloodied, teenage stranger. ā€œThis is Peter.ā€
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The devil and the unknown by Phoenixyfriend
The boy doesnā€™t approach him as Daredevil. Not at first.
ā€œHello, Mister Murdock, you donā€™t remember me, nobody, um, remembers meā€”no, no, that sounds dumb.ā€
ā€œHi, Mister Murdock! Iā€™m Peter Parker, and I kind of stopped being a person, a few months ago, and you helped me once and I was hoping you could help me find out if I still have a social security number? No, thatā€™s worse.ā€
ā€œHi, Iā€™m Peter Parker. You donā€™t remember me, but you helped me once, and I know you help people who are inā€¦ weird situations. There was a wizard involved. I donā€™t know if Iā€™m legally a citizen anymore, andā€¦ no, that doesnā€™tā€¦ heck.ā€
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Inimitable Verse by deniigiq
ā€œPeter, is it supposed to be doing that?ā€ One of his students asked him. He looked up to see the industrial-strength magnets heā€™d collected for this lab trying to crack through the glass between them to be reunited. The glass splintered.
ā€œYeah, no. Thatā€™s totally fine,ā€ he lied. Then he inconspicuously chased everyone to the corner of the lab, donned a glove, and smashed the glass so that it wouldnā€™t splinter and stab someone in the eye in its explosion.
His students cheered.
He needed a drink.
(Peter gets called back to the city at the age of 25 to help mitigate the rapidly increasing crime rate. He's in way over his head, so he sets out to re-establish Team Red.)
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The Teenage Vigilante's Guide by candlesneedflame
While Tony's assistance with all of Peter's technological needs has been invaluable, he hasn't managed to be much of a mentor when it comes to the actual hero aspect of being a powered person. After a chance encounter, Peter finds himself being mentored by none other than Daredevil with no shortage of guest-taught lessons from the older vigilante's friends and acquaintances. This exposure to the grittier side of the city and vigilantism as a whole leads Peter to discover a conspiratorial plot to destroy New York City.
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noodles-and-tea Ā· 2 months ago
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Continuation of this
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spyglassrealms Ā· 2 years ago
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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
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chloesimaginationthings Ā· 3 months ago
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Happy 10th anniversary to FNAF!!
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theoldaeroplane Ā· 1 year ago
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worried that thing you put in your art or writing or game or music is too self-indulgent, too self-referential, too niche for anyone but yourself? fear not! you can do whatever you want forever. and you should.
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crashstanding Ā· 1 year ago
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Reblog to give the person you reblogged from the ability to finish their WIPs
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brucie-baby Ā· 3 months ago
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the fact that alfred was the one to put up jason's memorial is so important to me
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samgiddings Ā· 1 year ago
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@staff @support @engineering @music @books
Have you ever considered this is a really stupid layout to have when thereā€™s no way to easily get your account back if you accidentally hit the wrong button???
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sangrefae Ā· 6 months ago
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wheezes and collapses into a pile of bones and dust
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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses Ā· 1 year ago
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the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"
just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible
#due to the Great Data Decay academics write viciously argumentative articles on which episodes aired in what order#at conferences professors have known to engage in physically violent altercations whilst debating the air date number of household viewers#90% of the couch gags have been lost and there is a billion dollar trade in counterfeit ā€œlost copiesā€#serious note: i'll be honest i always assumed it was english imperialism that made shakespeare so inescapable in the 19th/20th cent#like his writing should have become obscure at the same level of his contemporaries#but british imperialists needed an ENGLISH LANGUAGE (and BRITISH) writer to venerate#and shakespeare wrote so many damn things that there was a humongous body of work just sitting there waiting to be culturally exploited...#i know it didn't happen like this but i imagine a English Parliament House Committee Member For The Education Of The Masses or something#cartoonishly stumbling over a dusty cobwebbed crate labelled the Complete Works of Shakespeare#and going 'Eureka! this shall make excellent propoganda for fabricating a national identity in a time of great social unrest.#it will be a cornerstone of our elitist educational institutions for centuries to come! long live our decaying empire!'#'what good fortune that this used to be accessible and entertaining to mainstream illiterate audience members...#..but now we can strip that away and make it a difficult & alienating foundation of a Classical Education! just like the latin language :)'#anyway maybe there's no such thing as the 'greatest writer of x language' in ANY language?#maybe there are just different styles and yes levels of expertise and skill but also a high degree of subjectivity#and variance in the way that we as individuals and members of different cultures/time periods experience any work of media#and that's okay! and should be acknowledged!!! and allow us to give ourselves permission to broaden our horizons#and explore the stories of marginalized/underappreciated creators#instead of worshiping the List of Top 10 Best (aka Most Famous) Whatevers Of All Time/A Certain Time Period#anyways things are famous for a reason and that reason has little to do with innate ā€œvalueā€#and much more to do with how it plays into the interests of powerful institutions motivated to influence our shared cultural narratives#so i'm not saying 'stop teaching shakespeare'. but like...maybe classrooms should stop using it as busy work that (by accident or designs)#happens to alienate a large number of students who could otherwise be engaging critically with works that feel more relevant to their world#(by merit of not being 4 centuries old or lacking necessary historical context or requiring untaught translation skills)#and yeah...MAYBE our educational institutions could spend less time/money on shakespeare critical analysis and more on...#...any of thousands of underfunded areas of literary research i literally (pun!) don't know where to begin#oh and p.s. the modern publishing world is in shambles and it would be neat if schoolwork could include modern works?#beautiful complicated socially relevant works of literature are published every year. it's not just the 'classics' that have value#and actually modern publications are probably an easier way for students to learn the basics. since lesson plans don't have to include the#important historical/cultural context many teens need for 20+ year old media (which is older than their entire lived experience fyi)
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astearisms Ā· 1 year ago
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catalysts, protectors
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starspilli Ā· 7 months ago
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dc cowboy doodles & wips !
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pangur-and-grim Ā· 2 months ago
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look at that transformation! well done, Belphie, youā€™ve defeated death!
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gideonisms Ā· 2 years ago
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I LOVE being alive so I can be mediocre at SO many different hobbies
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stil-lindigo Ā· 10 months ago
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Bisan is calling for another global strike!
I saw some posts just outlining Jan 21st, and wanted to clarify that Bisan has called for a full seven days of action.
What a global strike would look like is:
calling in sick to work
purchasing bare essentials ahead of the week so you can observe the general boycott of goods / buying as little as you genuinely can
putting in a concerted effort to elevate Palestinian voices and make it clear that this strike is in support of a permanent ceasefire!
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For those who will have to purchase necessary goods during this time, please observe the brands that the BDS movement is asking us to boycott!
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Right now is also a good time to mention some better uses for your money during this week.
Available e-sims in Gaza are running low!!
Mirna El Helbawi and her team are working round the clock to continue to connect Palestinians as Israel does its best to cut them off from the rest of the world.
You can learn how to purchase and send e-sims here, and below youā€™ll find a list of what is currently needed (the areas in brackets indicate what region you should select to buy e-sims in).
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CareforGaza is an organisation that does verifiably good work, distributing supplies directly to Palestinian families.
They have a Gofundme set up at the moment, but because of Gofundmeā€™s poor track record regarding refusing to transfer funds to Palestinians, Iā€™d recommend continuing to donate directly to their PayPal here.
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Good luck to all of you. Don't turn away from Palestine!
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dxkjf Ā· 12 days ago
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Elita please he's trying his best :[
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