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early morning blues
#there an unflattering photo#worst pose#stubbly#unhappy lol not flourishing#just kidding need coffee see ya#just let it sit here if you want i dont mind flops#idk why i have to post them to get the feelings out of me lol
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Pour one out for women who lived through at least part of the Victorian and Edwardian eras and then had to wear 1920s clothing because keeping relatively current was an aspect of respectability
Like yeah sure, some found it fun and dived in with gusto. Some had not enjoyed the previous decades and liked this one. Good for them
But imagine having lived with AND liked actually supportive corsets, and elegant lines that acknowledged things like Breasts and Hips, and beautiful decoration, and hairstyles where you could learn one go-to and do it every day with minimal professional help (unless you were rich)
And then being told “oh sorry now you have to look like a barrel unless you want to bind your breasts and develop an eating disorder. we call this a corset still but it is basically proto-Spanx. Please have the head of a Lego minifig, hair-wise; you’ll have to pay for regular hairdresser visits if you want the MOST socially celebrated iteration thereof. Here is a plastic geometric bangle; have fun”
(Obviously that’s highly subjective and non-comprehensive but it WAS a huge switch to almost the opposite of what came before the late 1910s-ish. And if you happened to prefer that Before…)
God I would start Murdering
#fashion history#historical fashion#dress history#I found a photo of the woman for wh#my new place was built#it’s from the 20s when she was like 50#and I can’t even IMAGINE her in a lovely satin wedding gown c. 1895#so deeply unflattering on this poor woman
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i bet the aftg universe youtube videos of "neil josten and kevin day having the greatest exy friendship for 12 minutes" slapped severely
#there would be a thirty second clip of them just giggling in an interview like little kids#or neil posting the most unflattering photo of kevin#“kevin day what would be the first thing you do if you woke up in neil jostens body” “kill myself”#theyll spend a whole interview insulting each other but in the last thirty seconds kevin will be like#“”i cant imagine ever going to the olympics without him“#and the interviewer is like you called him a feral raccoon two minutes ago#aftg#all for the game#neil josten#kevin day
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one of these MIGHT be oscar piastri....
#that photo is so silly....#he has a way of getting captured by cameras in unflattering ways that has bewitched my body and min#oscar piastri
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#he takes unflattering photos of alpine on purpose#to slander her#the account is a combination bucky barnes fanpage and art journal#ugH i love that photo of seb and anthony#steve rogers#alpine the cat#bucky barnes#sam wilson#captain america#winter soldier#white wolf#stucky#stevebucky#steve and bucky#bucky and steve#catws#captain america the winter soldier#captain america civil war#cacw#catfa
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Thought my outfit was funny today (wolf in sheep’s clothing)
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I HAVE to be the most fuckable employee at the big box retail store
#horribly unflattering venue for a selfie#but hey i felt cute#sat on this photo for a while because oh my god its a work bathroom selfie ew#trans#me.png
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The boys are “fighting.”
#yeah im gonna keep taking unflattering photos of Higgs its one of my favourite hobbies#death stranding#higgs monaghan#sam porter bridges#samhiggs
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#aradia#kanaya#vriska#ot3#hs#@#croissants#just the rgb hanging out :^)#-- just a tidbit of lore: a lot of the slice of life vriskan i had drawn are photos taken by aradia#-- that's why you see them sometimes annoyed when they're looking directly at the camera#-- ara pops up at random times and just snaps a photo#-- kan says 'i don't want unflattering pictures of me'; vris says 'i'd be miffed but send it to me'#-- funny enough ara rarely gets truly unflattering photos... one day perhaps
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#Unflattering#yawn#funny#hilarious#cute cats#cats of tumblr#funny cats#kitty cat#my cat#my photos#my photography#mobile photography#phone photography#original photography#iphonography#summer 2024#Meme#template#Art ref#Photo dump#Queue
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what about......a 4head reveal 😳
here u go u sick freaks
#anon#my face#ignore my unibrow and eyebags and sad eyes I’ve spent the past week deathly ill#in fact I might delete this later I just realized it’s unflattering but. the bit#ironically there’s only like 4 photos including this one on this blog where my forehead is visible lol I’ve always had bangs
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it's laundry day!
#the man the legend: laundry#dogblr#most unflattering angle of all time he is not 100lbs#anyway this is just an update ill take real photos tomorrow when i take him on a hike
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I call this unflattering photos of my pets
#featuring: bandit pepper diego manny risotto and fluffy (a cat i babysat)#my pets#cute animals#cute pets#guinea pig#cute#pets#babies#oh hai#cockatiel#my babiiiiiiies#cats#silly#unflattering photos#bird dad#bird owner#birds#budgies#budgie#funny#humor#funny animals
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i have acquired… mini smartphone printer… i can print… any credit-card-sized image… the possibilities…….
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why are the tumblr ads trying to deport me
#I'M NOT GOIN BACK YOU CAN'T MAKE MEEEEEE#and why did they choose the most grungy grey sky unflattering ass picture of the thames#like yeah it's accurate but Why would this make me want to move to the uk.#if i had been considering it and i saw this photo i would instantly change my mind#unless that's the play... reverse psychology... the uk DOES hate immigrants...#lexi stfu challenge
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hey
#back at it again with unflattering himi photos#i actually have been able to go out and feed the rabbits myself the last couple of days ;w;#i had an injection in my hip last week and so far it seems to be helping a lot...not 100% there yet but the end may be in sight!#i miss my bunnies sooooo much#i should have babies due on leap day and i hope i get to share them with everyone#this is what happens when you turn 30*#*i have had bone problems my whole life this is a joke being 30 is actually really rad and fun and i mean that genuinely#show rabbits#himalayan rabbit#knishes#rabbits
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