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violetlunette · 8 months

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Yuu: Okay, Azul. I’ll give you everything you want if you can find this stone. Hold up Pearl Azul: *Thinking* Hah! What an idiot! Azul: Alright, you’re on! ~Later~ Azul: Here you go! I brought enough for you to make a necklace. Yuu: Great, but you still lost. Azul: What are you talking about? You said to find a pearl! So I found a pearl! Yuu: *Buzzer sound* Wrong! I said find THIS stone. You lost! Azul: *realizes he was fooled by the school’s biggest idiot. Again.* Oh, dammit! -- (part of this series)

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goldenpinof · 5 months

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“Phil’s family, Phil’s friends” Dan the implication being that you are a secret third thing 👀

it be like that sometimes

#he shoot himself in the foot. twice.#answered #youtube #dan and phil

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quirkle2 · 4 months

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[zombie au] finally a full colored piece of the gang (and also a fun b&w version)

#qkdraws #id in alt #zombie au #mob psycho 100 #mob psycho #mp100 #ritsu kageyama #mp100 ritsu #tome kurata #mp100 tome #shigeo kageyama #mp100 shigeo #mp100 mob #blood #tw guns #(don't hold a gun like that.)#told u he's bad at trigger discipline. ritsu get ur fucking finger off that trigger ur gonna shoot ur foot #another tiny thing abt this au that makes me sad: ritsu makes sure when looting for clothes that he gives mob the stuff that fits him #and ritsu wears the bigger oversized stuff. on all accounts it'd prolly make more sense to give mob the stuff that doesn't fit him #since ? he's a zombie and doesn't rly give a shit abt what he's wearing.he barely notices he has a jacket on at all #but ritsu wants him to be comfy even if mob himself doesn't rly Notice ?#idk he feels bad giving himself anything that's Better than what mob gets #the kid always feeds mob first. when he finds soap he always washes mob's hair first instead of his own #always gives him water first whenever they find it #mob is always taken care of First ritsu is an afterthought even to himself #ritsu kiddo ya gotta take care of urself too . ritsu .oh god he can't hear us he's too busy mourning

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l-just-want-to-see · 9 months

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“Scott got me again!” JOEL STOP USING THE CROSSBOWS THEY HAVE NEVER HELPED YOU RAHJJJHHHHH

#so hard to root for this man #me knowing he’s never gonna win bc he’ll never not shoot himself in the foot: 🫣#smallishbeans #joel smallishbeans #traffic life series #trafficblr #secret life #secret life smp #traffic smp #slsmp

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graves-doodles · 2 years

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He thought it would be way funnier and now he doesn’t know how to end it

#Hyrule can do magic but he cant do *magic*#Time actively shooting himself in the foot #linked universe #linkeduniverse #linked universe time #linked universe hyrule #LUtober

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sapphorror · 4 months

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You know, I think it'd be very funny if Zim didn't have the cultural understanding to really get the meaning behind the more... salacious rumors/assumptions surrounding him and Dib, but he DOES pick up on the fact that they never fail to make Dib violently uncomfortable, which is more than enough justification for him to start shamelessly embracing them

#invader zim #zadr #zadp #iz posting #natterings #the key corollary to this is that zim isn't going to be any happier than dib when he eventually figures it out #as per usual he's the uncontested grandmaster of shooting himself in the foot

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bugflies00 · 7 months

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I find cctommys persona SOOO funny because other people talking about meeting him or being his friend off camera are like "he's incredibly kind, very considerate guy, he was so helpful to me" and you hear stories of him being sweet and emotionally vulnerable. And then on camera he's like "HI WHO WANTS TO BE A LITTLE SHIT TO EVERYONE I AM AN ASSHOLE AND THATS FUNNY IL'L DO ANYTHING FOR THE BIT. WOMEN."

The epitome of this is when we hear for valentines day molly got him a beautiful present that reminds him of techno who he was close friends with and he cried because it was such a lovely thing for her to do. And then on-stream tommy tries to make it fit his general persona by going "and she got me a BOOK. LAME! Who likes READING? 🤮🤮 LMFAOOO. How SHIT"

GENUINELYY he tries so hard to push the asshole rich kid spoiled youtuber persona and then you go his friend's stream and it's like "oh yeah tom gave up his lung for me last week" like😭 and then you have people who only see the first facet and theyre either dudebros who fall for it completely and make tiktoks of his clip on logan paul's interview putting sigma music over him lying about being a billionaire, or on the opposite twitter users who will post "free molly" completely genuinely bc they think tommy is actually Like That. it's kinda funny

#the MASTER of making himself look worse . shooting himself in the foot. for the 'bit'#alex.rambles.txt #alex.asks.txt #cc!tommy #mcyt

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magicalgirlmindcrank · 1 month

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Trump said the medal of freedom (highest honor for civilians) is better than the medal of Honor because MoH recipients are almost always heavily injured or dead on live TV and his base is Not Happy

#Trump shitting on the military is one of the few things even he gets right #but it's really funny that it's amounts to him shooting himself in the foot

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theballadofmars · 5 days

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Nie Huaisang, after the events of the book: ah, finally. My enemy is dead, my bro came back to life and is married, my revenge plan is complete. I can have peace after so many years.

Nie Huaisang, coming back home: oh fuck true my sect is broke

I love him babygirl is going to spend the next 10 years trying to solve the socio-economic problems that he created.

#i love this motherfucker so much #he's so smart but he can be dumb sometimes because what do you mean you let your sect go broke so people would think you're useless?#also remember that the ones who helped nhs with taxes where jgy and lxc #one is dead and the other probably doesn't like it very much after being manipulated to kill someone close to him #he shoot himself in the foot a bit #mdzs #the untamed #nie huaisang #lan xichen #jin guangyao

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bobacupcake · 1 year

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hello everybody . twitter is limiting you to viewing 600 tweets a day now

#its temporary but this is so funny. just contstantly shooting himself in the foot

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nostalgic-shamefest · 1 year

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I've realised I only like ships were one person is absolutely baffled by the fact that they want to fuck the other

#lacho #nacho is so concerned with himself fr #royjamie #were roy like can't accept it at all #fuck like all my ships basically #macdennis #cause you know dennis is THAT bitch #tomgreg #greg be horrified by the tomussy #romangerri #gerri wants to shoot herself in the foot with this one I'm sure #I'm sure i can think of more too like if I try #tomshiv #dude tomshiv cause tom has that effect in general on like even me

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daily-hanamura · 10 months

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#p4 #persona 4 #p4g #persona 4 golden #hanamura yosuke #yosuke hanamura #shirogane naoto #naoto shirogane #YELLLLING i love this because there's layers to it ok #first of all yosuke of all people telling people that they have a tin ear for others' feelings means so much to me because #on the one hand there's the irony of someone who tends to shoot his mouth off and easily maybe accidentally offend people pointing that out #but also remember how yosuke tends to be very introspective on the things he says? how he comes back to apologise the next day or so #because he reflects on himself!! he knows he's not the greatest at talking but he tries his best!!#and that's the second layer to it because the contradiction of yosuke's foot-in-mouth disease is also how sensitive he is to other people #yosuke apologising to chie because he's realised that he's terrified her with his actions when he first drags yu into the tv #yosuke wanting to apologise to nanako for bringing up her deceased mother because he thinks he's made her uncomfortable #yosuke being the one that brings up how naoto must feel as he's settling in into the school! his boundless empathy!!#and i think actually it does make him the perfect person to talk to naoto about it especially because in this investigation #they really represent the dual sides of the work. yosuke is driven by his need to get justice and his very emotional cause #naoto is driven (at first) by profession and the cooler calculus of rationality and logic (until his pride was provoked at least)#idk i think that before naoto yosuke was really the one driving the team's investigation and analysis #and after naoto joined them it just. rounds out his effort significantly #so that's my third layer yeah them talking behind the scenes is so important to me #yosuke reaching out to naoto to discuss the case because he's got all these notes that he can't make sense of #naoto reaching out to yosuke to discuss the case because he can tell which one of the IT is idk essentially the project manager #don't get me wrong yu leads the team and everyone does their part in the team as well #but yosuke man. yosuke. the right hand man. the ideas guy. the one trying to form hypotheses about their evidence.#and idk i feel like yosuke probably commented that in a sort of throwaway manner as they're reviewing clues because he tends to do that #kanji's “didn't you tell me there were all kinds of love” or the beach scene and LISTEN maybe yosuke drops a lil philosophy sometimes.#maybe he drops a lil life advice like nbd. yosuke says very observant or wise things at times!

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scalproie · 6 months

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Heichachi: So sad that even tho I love my family I had to put them down for being devils and destined for evil 😔 Alas there was no other way 😔

Jun, kissing Kaz and hugging Jin: Skill issue.

#like as much as I shit on heihachi it IS an interesting character flaw he has #like lets give him the benefit of the doubt: kazumi did try to kill him and his relationship with kaz was doomed as soon as he killed her #and neither kaz nor jin ever try to downright kill jun #but heihachi never like. tried. Like the cliff throwing is narratively important bc without that we wouldnt have tekken #but he just jumped to conclusion and doomed his own baby son to protect HIMSELF #and sure. mayyybe you can raise an argument for heihei with kazumi and kazuya. but WITH JIN?#unforgivable. to use his own grandson and to betray him in such an horrifying way JUST because jin is his father's son #smth about the mishima only knowing how to destroy...#meanwhile the kazama foster life. she loved kaz and raised jin with love.#and even tho tekken will shoot itself on the narrative foot to try and give reason to heihachi. it's jun who is objectively in the right #tagging later

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the-woman-upstairs · 5 months

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Honestly, even without Art’s attempts at manipulation and sabotage, I don’t think Patrick and Tashi’s relationship would’ve survived anyway. Before they started dating, Patrick was criticizing her career plans and Tashi was never interested in entertaining his massive ego at her expense. Passion and chemistry are important to relationships, but if that’s the only foundation, it’s gonna crumble quickly.

The only difference between Patrick/Tashi vs Art/Tashi is that the relationship would’ve ending with a bang instead of a whimper.

#challengers #challengers spoilers #patrick and tashi need art between them #his willingness to submit even when done so with manipulative intentions does let tashi and patrick to indulge in their desire for control #the movie makes a point of saying that patrick is constantly shooting himself in the foot because he’s unwilling to humble himself #art let patrick get away with a LOT but tashi does and would not #but even tho patrick does get to the point where he can humble himself it’s still necessary for patrick to go off script and stir shit up #the way the film ends makes it abundantly clear that all three of them need each other to function #and that each person brings something different to the trio that each person needs #so i don’t buy that patrick and tashi could’ve worked things out on their own #tashi so clearly likes art’s dependence and loyalty to her #while also getting a lot from patrick’s passion and pushback #would also like to say that i personally love when art’s a mean little bitch #not only cause it’s fun but because it really seems born out of a fear of being left alone/behind #spreading my ‘art’s a greedy pillow princess that actually needs TWO tops to handle him’ agenda #and wrt the injury…sorry no one’s actually at fault for that #not only could no one could ever engineer something like that #it could’ve happened at any time because that’s life #in the film it’s meant to underscore the danger of disharmony between all three of them #and snap the tenuous thread holding all three of them together #and placing blame kind of misses the overall point the film is going for wrt the relationship between all three #hey is it just me or has this film broken my brain

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chayannecraft · 9 months

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Can we talk about the moment today where when Chayanne was upset about Tallulah telling Phil about what happened, when Phil asked “Do you guys not trust me?” Chayanne DIDN’T EVEN SAY ANYTHING HE JUST LEFT (Unless I missed something in that stream, but that’s what I saw happen)

#qsmp chayanne #qsmp #qsmp philza #qsmp tallulah #Chayanne ‘would shoot himself in the foot with a gun for his loved ones without hesitation’#I just think it hurts #Did Chayanne even talk to Phil after all that happened? I know he went with Tallulah back to Rose’s Sacuntary but

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mable-stitchpunk · 9 months

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"Jax makes a few questionable life choices and Ragatha, Pomni, and Gangle are along for the ride."

#the amazing digital circus #Dazed and Amused #Fanfiction #Ragatha #Jax #Pomni #Gangle #Zooble #Kinger #Caine #The Digital Carnival #Ragatha x Jax #Bunnydoll #Jax shoots himself in the foot

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