#then he forgot he was mad

[jamethinks]

Since Damian is actually still very childish I like to imagine him trying to talk to his brother and show him how cool and smart he is and Demetrius just absolutely wrecking me.

Like Damian tries to boast about knowing how to count to 1000 and Demetrius is like well I can count to 1 zillion and Damian is just flabbergasted because he didn't even know that was a number.

Another time Damian is Luke I got 100 on my spelling test and Demetrius telld him "I'm so good at spelling I already got certificate in it so I don't have to do it anymore." The next day Damian goes to Hederson to ask him how he can a certificate in spelling.

Da: "I can jump over 4 boxes and thats the second highest in the grade"

De: I can walk over that

Da: but you can't jump it

De: Because I don't need to

Da: what if there were like 5 boxes and you had to jump over them because you can't walk over them the area is blocked off so you have to jump and if you don't then you lose and you don't win

De: then I'll jump it. I can jump over 10 boxes.

Da: *breaks down in tears*

Idk I just think he'll fight with his brother over every little and lose because he's 6

[heartorbit]

happy halloween! 🎃🐈‍⬛👻🐇

[dreammeiser]

Kaloo, Kalay! Earl Conversational Sprites hastily put together for his Birthday Ask Session, which was on June 1st! Thank you to everyone that wished him a happy birthday and visited with him on his special day <:o)

[rainybasementthing]

Danny is rotting

Not that he notices. His body absorbs ectoplasm from the portal, with the ectoplasm preserving it. Each time he leaves his body, it absorbs more. No one, not even Danny has realized.

His parents find out after they see him leave his body behind to fight a ghost and promptly dips, flying off in panic with his body. He heads to one place with... definitely smaller amounts of ectoplasm, but enough to possibly survive.

Gotham.

Danny, in a rush, didn't have time to pick up the backpack meant for this scenario. He (thankfully) had some ectoplasm in his thermos, but it's not nearly enough long-term.

After running out of ectoplasm for a few days, Danny starts to feel off.

Danny's skin feels tight. His body is a lot stiffer than he recalls, and he can't seem to get rid of this awful smell on him. His face and hands are slowly discoloring, fuck, what the hell is going on?

His emotions and core are going haywire from the disapproval of his parents, perceiving anyone as a threat.

He temporarily haunts an alleyway, refusing and growling at anyone who enters his haunt. His eyes flash with that sickening green color. He can't afford to get hurt with the limited ectoplasm he has.

.

Unfortunately for Danny, it was the alleyway where the Waynes were murdered.

And the Bats are protective of it too.

[mwagneto]

i wonder if they realise how fucking funny these thumbnails are

[cobaltfluff]

a few more heartsteel crossover doodles.. this time of the Oh They're Boyfriends variety :3c

[lady-a-stuff]

I just remembered that Kaz swallowed bombs (and lockpicks and chloropellets??) and kept regurgitating it every now and then to keep it from being digested???

[gray-thistleclan]

new character alert

[artiststarme]

Steve had always wanted a dog. He wanted to cuddle on the couch, tug of war with old socks, and play catch in the yard. Most of all, he wanted a friend that would love him unconditionally.

So when he and Eddie got their first rundown house on the edge of Hawkins, he wanted to get a dog. They had a yard, savings in the bank, and plenty of time to spare between Eddie’s gigs and Steve’s school. He wanted a dog.

Eddie, though, wanted a cat. He was never a huge dog-lover. He didn’t really like the way dogs seemed so attached to their humans, they were too needy. He wanted a cat that kept to itself 23 hours of the day before finding its favorite person for minimal scritches and pets before disappearing once again to be a cat.

They were at an impasse. Neither one was backing down and after a two day silence streak, they reached a compromise. They would get a dog. Eddie could be reasoned with on the condition that they got a golden retriever because if he got a dog, you better believe it was going to be Steve’s twin.

With his acceptance, Steve brought home a puppy and named her Cinnamon. In a need to wreak havoc however, Eddie called her Van Halen and she only ever answered to that.

Years later when Van Halen was fully trained, Steve got his revenge. Eddie brought home a cat named Ozzy and Steve saw his chance. He called her exclusively Cuddlebug and from then on, she only answered to that.

It was so much worth it, seeing the grimace and full-body sigh Eddie took whenever he called her name. He learned the hard way that Steve holds a mean grudge (and usually gets payback in unexpected ways).

[redheartzz]

lord peepers stuff bc uuuuu

[silver-the-hedgeblog]

Silver punches things when he's frustrated and gets up by punching the ground. When Silver gets physical he uses his fists.

[zarnzarn]

(check the tags for more and also the tag for other fics in the story!)

athena, scowling as she gets bullied into marrying the people she pined over for the last 1000 years, suddenly realising something: wait a minute

odysseus: what?

athena, frozen: wait a damn minute you know what this gives me rights to do

penelope, also realising: oh fuck yes

odysseus: I don't like the sound of whatever's happening here what are you two fucking talking about?

athena, grabbing the marriage wine and tossing it back, then kissing her new wife and husband and handing penelope a spear as she picks up a mace: we'll be back shortly, you can start celebrations without us.

penelope: do u have anything that can start a fire

athena, pulling out an old contract and scanning it before throwing it over her shoulder: yes. are you scared of heights or can we fly.

penelope: fucking bring it I've waited years for this moment

zeus: where are they going

hermes, picking up the contract: they're going to... Ogygia? Oh fucking shit they're going to fucking kill Calypso- hey, hello, WAIT-

[adashulaz]

I need to see Soren go mad with anger and resentment, I need to see him fight ugly and dirty and uncaring about if he possibly kills the person he's fighting. After all, he's the youngest crownguard in history, meaning he probably spent a good chunk of his childhood training or as a crownguard. I want to see him unleash years of resentment towards all adults around him that never bothered to treat him as a child but instead an adult just because he had the title of one. But I especially need Soren to fight dirty and ugly against the cosmic council if Aaravos joins Xadias side. Because I know for a fact that if Soren had to lose his sister because of a bunch of old ass bullies then he'd probably go mad.

[kamenridergaysex]

[megamindsupremacy]

I need to marinate more thoughts for this but. okay so gravity falls au. partially inspired by this. fiddleford has the memory gun and he's This Close to using it on himself to erase what he saw in the portal. he pauses. he thinks, just because I forget doesn't mean stanford will stop building the portal. he thinks it's all or nothing. he goes to stanford's shack in the woods. he sneaks in through the side door and sees stanford sleeping on the couch. it's dark outside. the lights are out. fiddleford can barely make out the shape of his former-friend's body. fiddleford looks at Stanford one last time. he types into the memory gun, Stanford Pines. he points the gun. half a second before he fires, Stanford stirs, as if sensing the danger he is in. he manages to get out "who-" before fiddleford, panicking, pulls the trigger before he can chicken out completely.

stanley wakes up on a couch he doesn't remember falling asleep in, with a terrified looking man standing over him, holding a glowing gun, and thinks this is one hell of a situation i've gotten myself into

[raviollies]

I wish homophobes were right about gay brainwashing cause hearing the way my cute straight coworker gets treated by her bf makes makes me violent.