#then I thought he was gay
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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my mom loves to lie and like she always swears she was NEVER homophobic or anything to me as a child “i even have a gay work friend” but a really funny memory resurfaced recently where i asked if i could use birthday money i had to buy a rainbow flag when i was like ??? 7?? because i LOVED rainbows. and she said no that means something Evil and god will hate you . so what did i do. but ask my grandmom for a rainbow sweater for christmas and proceed to only wear that sweater for three years when it got cold because i didnt like the idea that god hated colors and i wanted to challenge him
#id also stare really hard at the sky when i wore it because i wanted to see if he would#acrually strike me with lightning because i thought it would be a cool way to fie#die*** <- and no i didnt realize rainbow = gay for another SIX YEARS#that was AFTER years of g#‘google images girls kissing’#scratchpost#txt
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Do you think it would have been cool if Atsushi's white tiger aged with him as he grew up
#I think so#This was a 3am thought so I had to act on it#drawing because murder is wrong#background was NOT cooperating today#I’ve never drawn atsushi but I think I should do it more he deserves it#bsd#bsd art#bsd fanart#bungo stray dogs#bungou gay dogs#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs fanart#bsd atsushi#atsushi nakajima#bungou stray dogs atsushi#atsushi bsd#my art#digital art#hmm I think I went a bit silly with the stars
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she's so sick of him<3
#art#digital art#fanart#one piece#one piece fanart#comic#the stupidest thing i've ever drawn#but i thought it was funny so#sanji WOULD be more embarrassed to admit he wants to get gay married to zoro than admitting to reading p***#also pls tumblr don't flag this it's just a silly goof#zosan
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...Turns out gay sex actually was the solution.
(This is basically a redraw, come read the real deal over at Tiger Tiger)
#tiger tiger#jamis arlesi#arno#I like to think Arno meant that as an inside thought but it came out as an outside thought. He's rolling with it though.#He did cause a Catastrophic Yaoi event though.#Jamis my beloved. You have the heart of a maiden. The body of an Ox. The brain of a loyal dog.#This is a guy who's okay being attracted to another man but *NOT* aware he's in love or that he's bisexual.#We love him for this. My god. This man is crafted so perfectly. I need you all to at least give Tigers a chance for *him*.#I'm tricking you a little bit because you will actually also fall for Ludo and Luck and Remy and Honeyfoot and-#okay you get the point. There are so many amazing characters in this comic.#I just.. my joke comic of 'gay sex is the solution' feels so ominous now knowing a few weeks later that was going to be canon.#I feel like a jester and a prophet. I don't know if I should tell anymore jokes in fear of what I may predict.#I am putting my hands together for Ludo to get a good smooch in with [redacted] in dragon form.#Also predicting something very spooky is going to go down with the diving bell. We shall see!
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God i remember reading as I lay dying for the first time and I genuinely thought Jules or whatever was fucking his horse 💀😭
#GIRL THE WAY I GASPED WHEN THEY SAID HE KEPT SNEAKING OUT WITH IT AT NIGH#turns out he just rlly wanted it#but damn#is his name Jules???#I cannot remember#then I thought he was gay#it was a TRIP guys
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i think im having a stroke
#what is happening. what am i watching. where am i#anyway i am mostly incoherent but i have. a thought or two#this man is so repressed that he skipped right over the part where a guy can't handle any suggestion that he might be gay#instead our boy gregory is getting ahead of everyone (including and especially himself)#by joking about being gay and specifically about being in love with wilson#because hey! that must mean he couldn't possibly be repressed :)#he's just that secure in his straightness :)#...#...yeah#house md#hilson#house season 2#the mistake#op
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Listen as though I'm the voice of God or an angel talking to you. Telling you this room doesn't matter, this night doesn't matter. You're not inconsequential or a junkie. You're a bright young reporter with a point of view. There are stories that need to be told. If things ever get bad again, these are the words you'll hear in your mind like a tape playing over and over, like a song stuck in your brain. These words will hold you up and carry you. They are your lifeline.
#interview with the vampire#iwtv#iwtv fanart#louis de pointe du lac#daniel molloy#amc iwtv#something a little experimental ✌️#I loved young daniel way more than I thought I would 😭😭#something about Daniel not being able to remember Louis’ face but remembering his words…did Armand allow that part of the memory#or did it touch him so deeply that he remembered 😭#when ur gay4drugs but a little bit too excited about the gay part#can tag as ship if you want idc#mine#my art
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INDUSTRY 1.06 "Nutcracker"
#industry#industry hbo#industryedit#david jonsson#will tudor#wtf i just realized it was him lmao#the gay from GoT#gus x theo#theo tuck#gus sackey#i was so confused just like gus like i thought the gf was saying she was cool with it 💀#like what do you mean you seem very close with a smile on your face lmao#also didn't realize he was the top#idk why i felt the need to gif the 4k version#i swear if this gets 🚩 i'm rioting
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Jeremy is so brave bc if I saw Jean doing up his gloves with his teeth it would’ve been over for me
#And then he just had to go about his day#I have so many drawing ideas brain full many thoughts#Also this book really makes u realise how asexual Neil is#Like Jeremy and jean are always having weird gay thoughts about each other#And Neil is just like wowwwwwwww look at andrews eyes#And that’s after three whole books#Meanwhile Jeremy looked at jean in a blue shirt and had to leave the room#tsc spoilers#tsc fanart#The sunshine court#aftg#jean moreau#doodle#my art
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If you follow my main you had to know this was coming… anyway. Enjoy these bloodweave doodles :)
#bloodweave#gale x astarion#astarion x gale#baldur's gate 3#bg3#baldurs gate more like baldurs gay amirite folks?#yeah sorry the themes of hunger abuse and power got to me. I’m not immune to thematically mirrors#I have so many thoughts about the it’s not even funny anymore#oh you mean to tell me that canonically gale would offer up his blood if asked and that astarion can’t even do that bc of the orb ??#tasteful irony that the guy who would want to help can’t do that bc of a mistake he made for love.#especially devastating for someone who measures his self worth in usefulness#oh they are so fucked up and they could understand each other in ways hardly reachable to others#once I start an origin run it’s over for you guys I will be so insufferable. even more than usual
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Goku would be taught the concept of "anal training", walk into the hyperbolic time chamber, and come out a day/year later able to gape on command
#dragon ball#dragon ball z#goku#he's gaping for vegeta#saiyan culture says its only gay if you top#thats why goku has the edge#vegeta would train for a week and get really good at it but not because he wants to top#he saw how powerful goku got and thought “oh i need to fight with a plug in to increase my battle power to surpass kakarot”#anyways
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this thing about josh saying all that about not judging people over the way they've acted when they were closeted, and the way buck reacts to initally finding out...and something about the whole way that there's this underlying thread of eddie's sexuality being closeted and repressed and how that affects the way he interacts with women in real time but that's something buck takes in stride until it gets serious...something about josh sowing those seeds in the image of tommy, but that could very visibly apply to eddie "i'm straight" diaz...and something about them making tommy almost an older mirror of eddie...like???? there are dots and i am connecting them
#zee liveblogs#it's actually so transparent?????#since when do straight people need to say it like this lmao#also eddie didn't even realize tommy was gay there is no way he thought hot priest was hitting on him lmao#eddie diaz#evan buckley#buddie#i fear im cooking with this#911 spoilers#911 abc#911 on abc
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Did Ford know how distracting he was in booty shorts 😐
#I like one sided fiddauthor very much#and I also like oblivious fordsy :)#I think fidds was so enthralled by this intelligent#And I think in college ford was still having ideas about getting girls (thanks Stanley for instilling that in him)#and so Fidds was just shaking while yearning the whole time (thought he didn't like boys)#I think Ford isn't straight or gay but a secret evil third thing (in love with people smarter than him which is nobody but bill)#fiddauthor#stanford pines#ford pines#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleauthor#gravity falls
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the damn geometrussy got him
#this was too many panels to add each one separately so i had to edit them together hope y’all are happy i went out of my way here 😒😒💔💔#ford comes out and stan lowkey thought ford already came out to him bc he just assumed he was gay#insta stories again#heyyyy#thank u insta stories my life saver#ur so easy to make terrible doodles on ……. <3#this’s intended to be post-show btw#as displayed by stan’s growing mullet#bring back the mullet old man 🗣️#gravity falls#billford#stanford pines#stanley pines#uhh#bill cipher#< i guess#gravity falls fanart#my art#rystiart#i had a vision#had to make this immediately
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i hate when men are funny and kind and smart and silly and caring and pretty. stop it dude you're ruining my sleep schedule.
#sigh#i may be crushing#just a little#okay a lot#he's literally wonderful#yearning#mlm yearning#soft mlm#mlm thoughts#bisexual#gay#bi mlm#filenametxtpost
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