#then Ares must be a god of a common soldier

[gabichanwrites]

Can you... Can you guys imagine. Get in the Water. Poseidon is MAD happy to finally get Odysseus. Get in the Water, Odysseus. Or I will DROWN your Ithaca, or I will GOUGE your son's eyes. Odysseus answers, begs. What else can he do? It's Been Ten Years, they are both hurting from loses. Why can't they stop and just... go home. Finally, finally get to the home that is so close.

But No. The god says "Die". The god sends waves, sends him under. Ruthlessness is Mercy, he said before. He will not let Odysseus get away again. There is no escaping god of the sea now, not so deep in the ocean. Odysseus can hear Polites, can hear Eurylochous, can hear his mother. All of his comrades are Waiting, Waiting, Waiting. He can't let go but he must. They are Waiting. But then something unlike the sound of trumpets - crashing waves - resonates within him. A beat like his heart but getting stronger, getting more powerful. His chest is vibrating with it when he finally hears the tick-ticking, so familiar yet foreign. Then, a voice shakes his very being. "I was promised blood." Godly wrath fills him and suddenly Ares' instruments are all he can hear, followed closely by his soldiers' vengeful cry.

[many-but-one]

Hi, I'm a ramcoa system. I wanted to ask a small question. It's hard to find resources for this sort of stuff, but have you ever heard anything relating to cicadas? Programs, symbols for aomthing, etc? /genq

I haven't personally heard anything about cicadas, but I can see why programmers might use cicada terminology or try to program a kid to believe they *are* a cicada. They live underground and hidden for a certain number of years and only come out to complete one task (procreate and then die) which could be something abusers would want in a particular alter. We have alters who are programmed to believe they are certain types of bugs, animals, or mythical creatures based on what is most understood about that bug/animal/creature to shape that alter's perception of the world and how they act when they front. Some examples I can provide based on multiple programmed systems I've met:

Note: not all of this will be the same for every programmed system, this is just what I've observed.

angels often relate to being bound to a "god" and being unable to disobey, the god being the programmer.

foxes are considered both hunters and hunted, and so fox related programming can go in many directions, whether it is teaching children that they must be cunning and smart "hunters" or teaching them that no matter how far or fast they try to run, they will never be able to escape. The latter is very common for prey animal related programming, which can include rabbits, deer, and other commonly hunted animals.

cats also have a wide variety of programming modalities, as cats can be both small (domesticated) and weak as well as large (wild) and fierce. Sex kitten programming is common, as it's a common fetish among people who watch CSEM and almost all programming is for the purposes of making CSEM or sex trafficking children.

spider related programming often relates to being "trapped in a web" and "never being able to escape." Spider programmed parts also often relate to perpetrated violence because of their negative connotation. It's also easy to procure spiders to traumatize children with.

computers or robots are already "programmed" so if you can convince a kid that they are a robot or computer, it can be pretty easy to convince them that they have no free will and cannot think for themselves, only do what they are programmed to do.

object alters in general are very common, as objects cannot think for themselves, and programmers don't want kids to think for themselves, because if they can think for themselves, that means they have free will and that's the last thing the programmers want kids to believe.

soldiers follow the commands of their superiors, and the punishments for not doing so can be dangerous in the child's eyes, so they will default to following the orders of their commanders (the programmers)

and many, many more. Literally anything that exists in the world a programmer can figure out a way to manipulate a kid to believe they are that thing (via costumes and props, dissociation, torture, drugging, hypnotic suggestion, etc). There's common ones like discussed above, but there can be any range of thing out there.

I hope this answers your question at least a little bit. Unfortunately, programming techniques change frequently over time with the addition of things like AR/VR and other technical and mechanical things that have improved over the years, so the books and information you see about programming that are out now often don't encompass what programming looks like in this day in age. The stuff in books like Alison Miller's are considered "old age programming" and current day "new age programming" looks much different and has different motives, of which there hasn't been much information written about it because survivors haven't had the chance to heal enough to be able to write about it and share their experiences, and not many therapists are willing to put their licenses on the line to talk about the stuff their clients talk about.

That's all I've got for this ask. Take care, anon.

-Many

[goddess-of-bubblegum]

~your court jester~ leo x daughter of zeus!reader !medieval AU!

(I did the chap!!)

You were a child of Zeus, king of Olympia who was married to Queen hera, which whom he had triplets with, Jason, Thalia and you, with you being the youngest 

Today was the day a ball was being held, where you could see your cousins and friends. You knew for certain that king posidon and qeen amphridite of atlantia would be there, along with his children; prince percy and tyson and king Hades and queen Persephone of Elysia and their children nico and hazel would be there too, but it wasn't them you were exited about.

Nor was it lady athena , the war-rstrategist with her children, and it wasn't lord Ares (war commander) or anyone else of the sort.

In fact, it wasn't even a noble person at all!

It was leo , the child of the palaces blacksmith. You felt a familiar flutter in your stomach as you thought of him, but you knew your mother and father would have your head on a platter if they ever knew.

They wanted you to marry a nobleman (or woman), or atleast someone in a position of power, not some pesant child of the palaces blacksmith! Alas, they found you weren't happy with any of the suitors they showed you, but hope was (unfortunately) not lost for them.

》I just don't understand it piper!《 you grunted as she pulled the corset strings tighter, the handmaiden child of Aphrodite,  the tailor for the royals hanging on your every word.

 》what is it that you don't understand, m'lady《 you blinked and pushed some of her styled hair out of her face

》no need to call me that and I just....I dont know why I'm not falling for any nobles! I mean, there's percy, who looks like a God, hazel who looks stunning, and even from the  people who aren't nobles who my parents would approve of, like lady annabeth, aren't that interesting!《 

》well, I know you've been looking at the court jester, leo, you do know he's a close friend of mine, Right?《

she finished adjusting your cosetband moved on to fixing your gown

》plus, prince nicholas-《

》He preffers to be called nico《 you interrupt

 》Prince nico is dating the local bard, William, and his parents seem to approve 《

You sigh as you push another strand of hair away from your [e/c] eyes 》well yes, but bard and jester are two different things! And Williams father is a well respected bard, Leo's dad is the blacksmith of the palace who is highly unliked for his looks, not that leo inherited any, of course! But Apollon the bard does have strong ties with King Hades, so of course nico dates him! Whereas my mother and father both hate hephastios the weaponmaker《 

Piper sighs, mildly exasperated with how dramatic you were 》well who are they going to introduce you to next, a guard?《 she makes an attempt at a joke, trying to lighten the mood

》not too far off, actually,  you know the soldier lityerses? The child of lady demeter?《 you sigh and try not to ruin your make-up by face-palming

》oooh, he's a catch! But I must say I prefer shel...《 Piper thought fondly of the village baker-girl, with whom she was absolutely smitten with

》ya know, sometimes I wish I was a commoner.....then it wouldn't matter who I'd married....《 

Piper looked at you with pity in her eyes, before subtly looking at the window, seeming to say I told you so to leo with her eyes, who was standing outside the window all along

☆le time Skippy because idk what else to put here☆

You tapped the heel of your shoe against the floor at random intervals while playing with with a strand of your hair, your cousins have already arrived, that's not what you were nervous about, but it was now time to "entertain" the royals , which means you would see leo, the favorited court jester 

》M-mother?-《 your tried to hide just how much your voice trembled, which your mother always found endearing

》w-when are the entertainers coming?《

》in a bit, my little peafowl, leodinaidas (i-i.....I butchered that, didn't I?) being the first to arrive 《

》o-okay....《 you sighed and looked out the window, seeing Piper laughing and cuddling with shel, and sighed wistfully You werent at all joking when you said you'd love to live a commoners life,  close to no responsibilities, not having to deal with potential suitors and being able to love who you wanted to love.

Nico and will were on your right, and were laughing at something,  will was nicos personal medic and bard, and they were dating which is parents did accept as will and his father were high in status.

He could date him without problems.

But you couldn't date leo

Speaking of-

You blushed hard the moment you saw leo enter the ballroom. 》my ladies,  lords and lieges! It is I, leodinaidas the court jester! But you can call me leo , and pretty people can call me love~《

zeus chuckled at that, while hera rolled her eyesYou blushed and quickly looked away, gods why is he like this...... he continued with his jester bit, making jokes and making fun of everything

Eventually,  his act died down and will started playing music for people to dance to, [I mean, they were in a ballroom] and you were just standing awkwardly on sidelines, watching your siblings and cousins dance with their partners.You sighed sadly and were deep in thought , only being pulled out when someone tapped your shoulder.

》huh?《 you looked behind you, not seeing anyone, before you felt someone take your hand in theirs 》hello gorgeous-《

 You looked infromt of you, and flushed red immediately Infront of you was, who else would it be, leo

》l-leo?!《 you breathed out

》Hi gorgeous~ would you indulge me , a humble jester, in a dance with a stunning woman like you?《 You smiled nervously and looked over to where your sister, Thalia, was standing, who was grinning and giving you a thumbs up, zeus smirking and rolling his eyes as he looks at the both of you

》y-yeah s-sure......《 you tripped over your own words

He smiled and led you out to the dance floor, putting one hand on your shoulder and the other on your waist, starting to dance a slow waltz with you

You smiled and let him lead your moves, smiling widely for the first time in a whileAfter a while of dancing, you tripped and almost fell down, if it weren't for leo catching you bending down to your level, his lips only inches from yours.You blushed and leaned closer into his lips, only a breath away from touching his lips, so close you could almost count every single freckle on his face.

》may I?-.....《 he breathes out

You nod and inched closer to him, feeling butterfly's in your stomach as his lips touch yours, him kissing you being the best feeling you've felt for a while After a minute that felt like far more than that, he pulled away and leaned his forehead against yours

》Pipes told me You had a crush on me.....and I thank whatever force is pulling us together because I never thought my feelings would be reciprocated.....I love you《

And without thinking of potential consequences and pushing any judgement from your parents , the words fell out of your mouth 》I love you too《

@bast-the-best26 @reyna4ever @deciduowl

[onlyasimp4nobody]

Okay actually I. I yearn to yap about my previous reblog.

Pop culture depictions of Ares and adaptions have taken the concept of his godhood (god of war: specifically the battle and bloodlust) and have decided to associate modern-day personality traits that adhere to that theme. One of the most common being piece of shits, Ares being god of battle thus meaning he must be god of toxic masculinity, anger issues gruff buff old man dickwad behaviour. However this is far, FAR from how the mythos depicted him.

Also the turn-around is in online spaces outside of pop culture - Spaces that like to discuss Greek mythology itself there's this pseudo-fanonized concept he's the precise opposite, a feminist human rights activist have you or whatever and the most progressive god which... isn't fully a tap on the correct button either.

Ares is not an old hardened man, nor wise, he is youthful and boyish - He represents the warriors and is their muse in ancient Greece, just like the then soldiers; young men, young boys. He's passionate as they were to their cause and loyal and dedicated, and this does not just show by Ares' dedication to battle or his warrior-hood.

He did not view or treat Aphrodite as just a body and beauty to bed, he genuinely wanted her as a partner and loved her fully. This is why so many view the affair and love of the two as one of Aphrodite's few legitimate lovers. He respected her independent person hood because he loved her so intensely because he is intensity personified.

Yes many of the gods were protective and loved their children (mortal or/and God kids either), but Ares was of the most notable because of how out-of-the-way he went for them. On numerous occasions he defies his own father and king Zues himself for the sake of his children. He attends his children's weddings and cheers for them, seats himself amongst mortals to be with them. He mourned and grieved his children's deaths. He intervened and avenged them directly where the other gods simply sent monsters or omens as vengeance to those who killed their children. He would defy gods stronger and nobler than him and the law of Olympus itself for daring to defile his singular one daughter. He would come to and train even his far descendants the Amazonians be with them, aid them directly, they were his daughters. he was VERY dedicated and passionate as a parent.

Ares is very much the wrath of war, the loyalty of the Greek warriors, the brawn and never the brains (that status is handed to Athena and Zeus), but this isn't because he represents.. the bad or evil that wrath and bloodlust indicates into our modern society like misogyny and the such, neither does it implicate "Female rage" or whatever the fuck. This, wrath this brawns this warrior spirit was passion at its basis and unfiltered love. Ares was not a cold hardened embodiment of violence, he believed and cared so much his loyalty and love was an unstoppable bloody force the way the then warriors of Greece were to their nations and cause. His children, his lover (Aphrodite) and his beliefs.

[johnconstantinejld]

The Olympus Moans

Athena was schemer and defensive strategy in war. Ares was valour and bravery. But being farmers first and soldiers second, it was natural to not say his name loudly.

'I'm most proud of the Amazons, you know Herakles.' He said, 'Being my children and all.'

The big man snorted. 'I must thank Hades for allowing me Cerberus. My father was pleased. My mother...not so much.'

'Ah yes, another affair. She does that to all of Zeus' affairs. He does that to her favourites as well, so it's a little busy.'

'How is Hades?' Hercules enquired.

'Persephone is spending her time out of his realm once more, so he is sullen.'

'I killed.' Hercules sighed.

'Yes, that was Hera's jealousy destroying you. The twelve tasks...from fighting my children the Amazons to cleaning out the stables.'

'The women wore pants like common barbarians!' Herakles laughed.

'Yes, I was proud of that. Diana is my favourite one of them.' Ares sighed once more, looking down from Olympus. 'Atlas stumbled when you arrived here.'

They were making sacrifices to Hades in his temple. They did this by turning their backs and seemingly not acknowledging him. Likewise, Ares had sacrifices in his name in order that he might prevent war with Athena, not make it.

'That bloke honestly thought you would overthrow Zeus.' Herakles laughed again. 'More powerful than all the gods combined.'

'Better than that Disney shit, though. Then there's Circe, of course. She was just a witch.'

'They called me the god of speed.' Hermes said, taking a rest. 'Never mind not mentioning the sailors, thieves and merchants part.'

[4res]

The Chariot of Ares ♂

Understanding The Body Of Ares: The Chariot, Part 1

Homeric Hymn 8 to Ares: "Ares, exceeding in strength, chariot-rider, golden-helmed, doughty in heart, shield-bearer . . ."

The intention of these miniature chapters is to discuss, at length, the metaphysical side of a very physically grounded God of War. I look to reach into the depths of The Red One (Mars, Tyr, Ares) and learn how His Divinity sinks far into our ideology of War, Conflict, Justice, Courage, and Sex.

Mars and His Chariot:

Looking out at Ares from a mythological standpoint, almost every understandable symbol of War could be assigned to Him and His domain. From the blood soaked offerings of soldiers before battle, to the cries of the wounded of the field - in every hymn, He is exalted as the voice of those who dare offer their own lives for the chance of Victory.

We tend, as a people of manufactured conflict, to therefore exclude Mars from further exploration under the assumption that His brazen bravery stops short of wisdom. Let us take Tyr into our Hearts and far away from the short-term rewards we may seek to gain from Him, or His domain, and consider what Mars could be telling us as disciples.

Beginning with The Chariot.. the Beloved Red One has His Chariot prepared by His sons, Phobos and Deimos.

In fact, we see almost every deity arriving in this mode of transport. It is easy to dismiss this as a story telling feature since chariots were common transportation for our ancient family, but The Chariot carries its ties throughout a variety of different theological and spiritual recountings.

In the depths of Christianity, "Chariots of Fire" carried beloved prophets to the heavens, allowing them to bypass the normal death process at the hands of God. Within Greek and Roman mythology, chariots were used as a way to likewise communicate the movement of Divine Presence.. whether that be Gods transporting themselves, transporting Lovers, or fleeing to return to Olympus. Unless they were retrieved by Hermes, a different type of movement - (but that's for a different post!)

Or, perhaps we understand The Chariot's symbology from various tarot divinations. Regardless, we can now hold within our mind's eye the vision of the concept we wish to explore..

Let us consider that the chariot can represent our ability to be moved by Gods.

I do not move myself, rather I am moved. I do not breathe myself, rather I am breathed. I do not shift myself, rather I am shifted.

If we play with this faith in our Hearts, and understand ourselves as instruments of the Divine, then the chariot can be a lesson in digesting the release of control in our own lives. We do not control this chariot, nor the beasts that pull its weight with fired breath.

Rather, we find ourselves to be guests on board its tremendous strength as we are MOVED by the Gods through our lives. We must come to release the idea that we are MOVING OURSELVES- which places us as the Charioteer, which is Ego (Self-Centered) placement.

For Example: I, as a devoted Heart to Ares, must understand that the only true surrender I must admit is surrender unto Mars and His forces. This is not literal surrender (stepping away from literal symbols with Ares again), rather a release in control, where I shift my way of thinking from "I am the one pushing, I am the one doing, I am the one winning." to "Mars pushes through me, Mars does through me, Mars has His victory through me."

In this, we surrender to the Divine Charioteer Ares, which shifts our consciousness from being the one to be blamed or praised for our deeds to understanding that as His fire flows through us, so too do our actions, words, thoughts, feelings flow through us.

In understanding the Chariot, there is a way for us to work with the forceful, strong, unyielding forces of Mars without being controlled and driven all over the place by His forces. Which happens so often because we do not yet have our consciousness in a place of surrender (still trying to be The Charioteer) and are still certain of our own control, that those forces come to DRIVE us instead - Fear (Phobos), Terror (Deimos), Anger, Violence, Cruelty..

In another example: When we feel the undertow of anger invading our consciousness, it is important to understand that we did not produce those thoughts ourselves. It is a divine energy (holy, despite its pain) that is passing through us in that moment. If we see ourselves as "The One Who Must Do It, Must Be The One, Must Step Up" then in our arrogance those feelings take the reigns to the Chariot, and we find ourselves on the other end of something that quickly overcomes us and lead us to drive ourselves in arrogance.

But if we allow ourselves to understand that Gods move THROUGH us, not OF us, then we know in this moment that Ares can steer us through the strong tides of those emotions. We do not have to "fight", rather we surrender control, and allow that Fire to push through us.. and out of us.

To summarize this entry,

Ares is a master Charioteer, Warrior, and Judge. We are not so much the "Warrior" of our own cause as we are a "Solider" under His command. So much so that the sometimes harsh energy of The Red One can only become the Medicine once we surrender to His Will, and allow those energies to shift our consciousness and teach us how to respond.. rather than brace ourselves in Ego, convince ourselves we are being affected, and try to "fight that energy back".. which creates more battles to be had, so to speak.

In Ares we find the origin of all of our greatest conflicts, and right beside that we find the solution..

Responding, not Reacting.

[yandere-daydreams]

Prompt: politically influential Aphrodite wages war on the princess of a neighbour country because she can't control her gayness

While I hate writing for gender-specific Darlings, I may’ve made a *slight* exception in this case. Aphrodite is one of the more unstable Gods, sure, but she’d just be so romantic with her precious little Princess of a Darling… it’s almost nice. Almost.

TW: Slight Infantalization, Non-Consensual Touching and Mentions of Violence.

~

By the time you got to your balcony, the city was already burning.

Red and white and every color in between sparked across the rooftops, smoke billowing out of open windows and blocking the view into doorways left ajar by fleeing occupants. You didn’t recognize the battalion of invading soldiers, the insignia on their armor foreign and a flag absent from view, the only familiar shape being that of the swords and shields clutched in each of their hands. You leaned forward, gripping the guardrail as a family ran out of their collapsing house, a parent clutching a child's hand and attempting to drag them past the aggressors, only to be cut down by the faceless troop without a second of reluctance.

The urge to do something sickeningly noble hit you instantly, the temptation to jump from your position of protection and stop them yourself managing to spar with your common sense longer than it should’ve. Instead, gather your skirts in your fists and prepared to confront them diplomatically, but a sweet, melodic voice stopped you from doing so, a voice you didn’t have to struggle to put a face too.

Aphrodite never seemed fond of you getting your hands dirty, after all. Even if she was more than willing to take up the task herself.

“Don’t fret,” She started, the words as much a dissuasion as they were an order. You stopped in your tracks instantly, not having noticed the Goddess’ presence before, but Aphrodite was impossible to miss once she decided she needed to be seen. She seemed to float where she was perched on your guardrail, balancing effortlessly despite how her silk dress whipped and snapped in the wind, a glass of something clear and foaming in one hand and the other running carelessly through curly hair -- each strand dyed a deep shade of crimson. You couldn’t help but feel today’s color had been picked for the event at hand. “They’ve sworn to maim, not kill. It’s their claim to decency, if you will. They’re overrunning your city, sure, but they’re doing it with solely peaceful intentions.” She stopped, a smile breaking out across perfectly flushed cheeks. “Clever, isn’t it? They may not be the heroes in your myths, but they will make very honorable villains. I still need to work on my own motive, if you have any suggestions.”

“It’s monstrous.” You didn’t hesitate, gritting your teeth as you settled. She held out a welcoming arm, but you couldn’t bring yourself to focus on anything in particular, only staring blankly over the carnage. “Why would you…. why? Did I do something to offend you? Did they do something to tarnish your name?”

“Mortals are always so worried about that, aren’t they? I suppose we’ve spoiled you, always providing a proper catalyst rather than throwing you to the sharks.” She took a sip from the crystalline glass, cringing at the flavor before dropping the object unceremoniously, letting it shatter against the paved road below. “I could spoil you properly, if you’d let me. Hephestus just gifted me the loveliest golden cuffs, I really should’ve brought them, they’d look so striking with your complexion--”

You didn’t hesitate, interrupting her with a flat tone. “You’re not answering the question, mistress.”

There was a pout, Aphrodite’s curls seeming to loosen when she grew tired of struggling with them. “So impatient, (Y/n), have I taught you nothing?” She clicked her tongue, shaking her head disapprovingly, continuing with a wide sweep of the chaos outside your palace. “Love and war, love and war, that’s what everything leads back to! As romance blooms from conflict, one will always come from the other. War always blossoms into something beautiful.”

“Only if you consider bloodshed to be a sight for sore eyes.” You snapped towards her without thinking, taking a tentative step in Aphrodite’s direction. “I don’t understand, why do you have to hurt these people? Does it have something to do with Ares?”

She laughed, snorted, the sound simultaneously akin to the chiming of bells and fingernails scraping across copper. “Ares… that fool wishes I would still wage war for him. No, my dear, if I ever stoop to chasing after him, push me off the highest cliff you can find.” You made the mistake of closing your eyes, if only for a moment, and Aphrodite was gone by the time you opened them. You wondered if she fled, if she’d gotten tired of tormenting you, but that hope dissolved as strong arms wrapped around your waist from behind, a tall form soon looming over yours. “The trophy I have in mind is much more rewarding than a lover so fleeting.”

You were spellbound, for a moment, breathless and speechless. You didn’t dare push her away, already more than aware of what Aphrodite’s wrath would entail, but you couldn’t help but stiffen as her chin came to rest on your shoulder, her chest slotting too intimately against your back. It was all you could do to keep yourself standing, your knees threatening to buckle under the pure lack of proximity she allowed. “But, your husband--”

“My husband is a very kind man, he knows what my divine responsibilities require and he understands that my attention must wander.” She squeezed your side affectionately, kissing your cheek when the gesture didn’t earn a response. “Did all those nights we spent together mean nothing? All those scandalous prayers you sent me, all those wishes I helped you to fulfill… Surely, you didn’t think I would do this for every pretty face among my followers.” There was a short pause, giving Aphrodite time to sigh, the noise as loud as it was dramatic. “If you don’t talk to me, I’m going to start to think you don’t find this impressive at all.”

The realization hit you hard enough to bruise. She thought this was impressive. She was trying to be impressive.

She was doing this to impress you.

“If I give you… what you want,” You mumbled, your nerve faltering with every other word. “If I give you what you want, will you be content?”

“Oh, nothing would make me happier!” You were nearly lifted off your feet as her excitement boiled over, her grip growing crushing as she went on. “We’ll have to celebrate, won’t we? I’m glad the palace is still intact, it’ll make a wonderful venue, and everything’ll be ready by sunset if we begin now. That’ll be perfect… or, do you want to spend the rest of the day doing something more private?” Her grin broadened, pressing into your neck as she chuckled. “I wouldn’t blame you for wanting to put-off the announcement, I know how shy you can be.”

You brightened despite yourself, although your smile remained fragile. “And you’ll call off the attack? My people, too, they’ll need aid--”

“They don’t matter.” You faltered, moving to speak, but if the Goddess noticed, she didn’t care. Her hold only grew tighter, her voice lighter, Aphrodite glowing even more stunningly than before. You could practically feel the heat radiating off of her, beginning to sear at your back, but you couldn’t bring yourself to pull away.

Not when your city was burning even brighter with each passing second.

“We have each other, now, what more could you ever want?”

[ms-march]

Luck be a Lady: Spoilers & Drabbles

Based off of this prompt request!!

So yeah, here we go, spoilers for future LBL are below the cut!  If you liked this half as much as I do please give it a like, reblog, or both!

It was late May in Virginia, and Belvior was bursting with beauty.  The sun shone brightly in the sky, and the breeze that blew over the hills was light and warm.  The day was perfect.  So perfect that Adrienne found herself walking out from the manor with a light brown wicker basket in hand, on her way to meet Colonel Kosciuszko for a picnic.  

As she walked across the peaceful grounds of her childhood home, Adrienne hummed a tune to herself, one she remembers her mother singing to her as a child.  That was where she was headed.  Adrienne and Thaddeus would be able to hide away all afternoon together under the willow tree where Lawrence proposed to Anna, where her father would whisk her mother away after he returned from the assembly in Williamsburg.  Now, it’s where Adrienne and Thaddeus would spend the one perfect afternoon for the rest of their lives alone with the soft songs of the cardinals and the sweet smell of honeysuckle on the breeze.

Approaching the spot where the tree sat rested a figure in blue sitting on the grass, head resting against its trunk.  The sunlight hit the man’s face from an angle, and Adrienne stopped in her path to admire the beauty of the dark-haired man.  He was so relaxed now, so peaceful she wondered if he had already fallen asleep where he sat.  A smile found its way to her lips, spreading across her fair-toned face, and she continued on, her white floral dress dragging behind her.

Thaddeus opened his eyes as a shadow shaded his face from the sun.  There she stood, in a way he had yet to see her.  The gown Adrienne wore was, frankly, as simple as could be.  The short train of the jacket covered the grass behind her.  The plain white dress had a pattern of flowers scattered across it, and they were the same color as the blue petticoat she was wearing.  To anyone else, this sight would be an odd one, the simple cotton fichu accompanying the gown contrasting all common beliefs about her modesty.  But to Thaddeus, this was his Adrienne, not the fanciful gowns she wore at camp or to social events, but rather the simple cotton dress and wicker basket.  She was beautiful, more beautiful than ever before, exactly as she was.  He started at her, wishing to forever preserve the memory of her like this.

Thaddeus was snapped out of his trance when Adrienne took a seat on the blanket he had brought and began to unpack the basket. “Good afternoon, my dear, I hope I didn’t wake you,” as she spoke, Adrienne was pouring two cups of lemonade out of a corkable glass pitcher, and as she finished, she handed him one.

The glass sat securely in Thaddeus’ right hand as his left hand reached out to Adrienne, caressing her cheek, “Oh, now my sweet, as long as it is you, I would never mind be awoken.” He smiled as her laughter filled the air around them.  That laughter was sweeter than any choir could ever hope to be.  

“You are staring again.”

“Of course, my apologies, madam.”

Thaddeus was staring at Adrienne with that adoring smile across his face again, eyes squinted to block out some of the sun as he continued to stare.  He cradled the glass of lemonade in his hands but shifted to only one as she extended a hand out to him.  Adrienne had intended on pulling his head into her lap, but he had the same idea and twice her strength.  She caved into his pull, resting her head in Thaddeus’ lap so that she was looking up at him from an angle.

His hands instantly went to her hair, fiddling with the rolled curls. “Why must you do this?” he asked, seemingly out of nowhere, emphasizing his claims as he pulled lightly on one of the curls atop her head.  

“You mean my hair?” He hummed in agreement, and she shook her head slightly, “Well, that’s an easy fix, my dear.” She reached up with a hand and removed the pins holding her curly gold locks in place, letting the hair fan out around her.  

“Amazing,” he breathed, “Truly divine, my love.” Adrienne swears that the childish grin on her face hasn’t left since the moment she arrived, but he was far from done with his flattery, “Greater than any angel in heaven, like a goddess divine.” 

“Careful there would hate for our afternoon to be ruined by the wrath of some aggravated ancient deities,” she giggled and reached up to undo the blue velvet ribbon that held together his queue.  As the ribbon came untied, his curls fanned forward into his eyes, causing the two of them to laugh. “There we are, now we match.  My soldier and I.”

“Like Ares and Aphrodite, my Lady and I.”

“Because we are lovers in secret, behind the back of my husband?”

“Because we are passionate lovers, so destined to be together that not even a marriage can keep us apart.”

She hummed happily in agreement, tangling her fingers in his hair, rolling his curls around her fingers.  Even as she remained intent, with her gaze focused on his face, his eyes were far away from Adrienne, even as they looked right at her. “You are thinking again.”

“Well, it is unfortunately not something a person can cease in doing, my sweet.”

“Of course they can, Colonel Hamilton does it all the time.  For whole weeks even.”  

Thaddeus snorted, “I’m sure you don’t mean that.”

“Oh, I do.”

Sighing, he smiled sadly down at her, “I was just thinking about how I wish it could stay like this forever.” He ran his hands through her hair as he continued, “No John, no secrets, just us, here together like we should be.  I want that.  I want that with you, Addy.”  

She frowned up at him, her brow creasing slightly with concern, “Well, that’s an awfully glum thing to think about.  I would like to think that my presence isn’t so horrible you must result to thinking such things.”

“No, madame, it is the delightful presence of yours that calls me towards such desire,” he sighed, “I never wish to leave it.” 

“Then don’t.”

“Addy-”

“For all we know, today is all we have.  For all we know, today is forever.  So spend it with me.” He hummed, agreeing with her statement.  She tugged on his coat, drawing his attention, “Will you just hold me?” She closed her eyes, the warm sun on her face, “Just right here, in the moment, for today.”

Thaddeus said nothing but shed his officer’s jacket and draped it over her like a blanket.  He then moved her head from his lap and laid down next to her.  Adrienne, who waited till he was settled before resting her head on his waistcoat, smiled with her eyes still closed when Thaddeus wrapped his arms around her.

And that was how Ona found them.  Adrienne with her face in his chest and his jacket around her shoulders, and Thaddeus in his waistcoat, an arm wrapped around her, and another underneath his head as a pillow.  And Ona thought to herself as she walked back to the manor, ‘They look just like Lord and Lady Fairfax.’

When they did awake, it was Thaddeus whose eyes opened first.  The unusual weight on his chest drawing his attention.  There was Adrienne, sound asleep on his chest, her hair fanned out across her back, atop the continental uniform jacket she used as a blanket.  She was beautiful like this, and suddenly he couldn’t breathe, and it wasn’t because of her head on his chest.  She was more beautiful than any woman he had ever seen, more beautiful than the mythical Helen of Troy, and he loved her.  Oh God, he loved her.  He loved her, and she loved him, and this love made them divine.  Aphrodite and Ares, caught in a dance of love and secrecy.  Passion on the basis of deceit and love so strong that it will fix the universe’s wrongs.

[sirfrogsworth]

Terminology tips for debating gun advocates.

One thing gun advocates love to do is shut down debates because people use the wrong terminology. They see this as a sign you don’t know what you are talking about. And thus, you aren’t qualified to have an opinion. 

I don’t agree with this assessment. I don’t think people need an encyclopedic knowledge of firearms, but these gaffes can stop the conversation dead in its tracks. And we need to have these conversations. 

Here are the most common terminology mistakes people make. A slight shift in language may help you keep debating without them trying to shut you down. 

Don’t say “assault rifle.” 

This is a select fire weapon with automatic capability that is typically only available to the military. Personally, I think this is just semantics and everyone knows what you mean, but gun folks will use this to say you don’t know what you are talking about. 

“Assault weapon” is better. 

Though its meaning is very non-specific. I’ve read (but can’t confirm) that the NRA actually came up with the term to help confuse which weapons would be banned. Essentially using people’s lack of gun knowledge against them. But if you want to generalize, this is a decent alternative to assault rifle. I still prefer calling it an “assault weapons ban” specifically because it is so generic. That way, if the time ever comes, we have more leeway to add a wide variety of firearms to the list of banned weapons. We just need to make sure we don’t miss any as the NRA hopes we will. 

“Semi-automatic rifle” is probably most accurate and what you should use in most instances. 

You can even add “with high capacity magazines” (don’t say clips). Being able to sustain fire for longer without reloading allows mass shooters to increase fatalities. 

For guns like the AR-15, you might say “military-style rifle” instead. 

This just means the gun’s aesthetics match the kinds of weapons used by the military (think Rambo). They are not the same guns a soldier would have. They just look like them. 

Further confusing things, the two guns below are mostly identical in function. 

Military-style weapons have features like being more modular and customizable. You can add more accessories like lasers and flashlights. But they shoot the same bullets and kill just as effectively as the plain-Jane models. So I prefer to stick with “semi-automatic rifle” unless I specifically want to talk about the gun’s appearance.  

Also, I would avoid saying AR-15 altogether because that is a specific brand and model. There are many similar guns made by other manufacturers. While it is a bit like calling a tissue a kleenex or hook-and-loop “velcro”, you can avoid pointless discussions about which model a shooter used by saying “ semi-automatic or military-style rifle.” 

All of these terms can help you be more specific about the kind of weapon you are describing. “Semi-automatic military-style rifle with high capacity magazines” is a mouthful, but they won’t be able to shut you down for saying something inaccurate. 

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen a politician call an AR-15 an assault rifle and then the comments get flooded with gun enthusiasts saying things like...

“AR stands for ArmaLite not assault rifle! It’s a brand, dumbass!” 

“That’s not an assault rifle! Get a clue!” 

Just remember this class of semi-automatic firearms require one trigger pull for each bullet to fire. Don’t misunderstand... these guns can be fired very rapidly and the large magazines allow them to do it for a longer period of time without reloading. With training, some people can fire them at very high rates just with their God-given finger. Which is part of why they are so dangerous during mass shootings. But they cannot hold down the trigger and spray bullets.  

The worst thing you can say is “machine gun.” 

Machine guns are usually much heavier than a military assault rifle. They are often mounted on vehicles and have belt-fed ammo--though some can be carried. Usually, they must be fired from a prone position with bipods due to their cumbersome weight. Otherwise they will be terribly inaccurate. 

Beyond that, all automatic weapons (assault rifles and machine guns) have been banned for decades. So if you say you want to ban machine guns, you will probably get laughed at by gun folks. 

Only people with a special license (which requires an extensive and expensive background check) and at least a hundred grand to spend can get an automatic weapon. And even then, it must be made before 1986. These guns typically go to rich collectors and sometimes gun ranges. No one can go into Walmart and buy a machine gun.

Right now one of the most pervasive debate tactics conservatives use is shutting down conversations altogether. 

“Oh, you’re just an SJW.” “Oh, you’re just a socialist.” “Oh, you don’t know about guns, so you shouldn’t have a say in this.”

I don’t think anyone should have to memorize every gun spec to have an opinion on gun violence, but I do think learning some basics will help keep these conversations going longer and maybe we can accelerate progress a bit. 

TL;DR

Don’t say assault rifle. These are used mostly by the military and usually not available to civilians.

Assault weapon is okay but not very specific. It’s good for saying “assault weapons ban” because that leaves more leeway when deciding which firearms will fall under that ban. 

Semi-automatic rifle is probably the most accurate term.

Semi-automatic rifle with high capacity magazines is more specific. This is probably the most important one to commit to memory. It covers pretty much everything.  

Military-style rifle is appropriate for guns that look like something Rambo would use. This is aesthetics only. The gun functions the same as other similar rifles. Good alternative to saying “AR-15″ as a catchall term. 

Don’t ever say machine gun. Automatic weapons were mostly banned in 1986. 

[iliadshq]

                             𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐎𝐅 𝐙𝐄𝐔𝐒 & 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐀. 𝐎𝐋𝐘𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐃𝐄𝐈𝐓𝐘.

— NAME : ares.

— AGE : immortal.

— GENDER : m/nb.

— FACE : utp, must be poc.

Warborn and anointed by bloodshed, your domain is where men rise and fall, where heroes make a name either for themselves or for their glorious ends. In the end, what you are is the sheer chaos inherent in the battlefield—that sound when sword clangs against sword in mindless frenzy, when blood and golden ichor streaks through muddied battlegrounds, that unashamed fervour for war in its endless & insatiable bloodlust. You are hateful and cursed: your presence is abhorred by all save that of love herself—and what better bliss than this union, this coupling of love and war ? For all men gamble in both & all men live for both, a truth undeniable as the rising of the sun, the liminal surge of the tide. And if others hate you, curse you, spit at your face, it is because you represent to them their basest urges, the inclinations which they seek to deny themselves, deem themselves above of—but you, fearless soldier, you’ve never been one for self-deception, have you ? You know exactly who you are. You play this game of gods and kings if only because it will vindicate you at last. Your victory is a long-sought pursuit that you have aspired to since time immemorial. You are inevitable: you will be victorious, and you will be brutal.

                                                    𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒.

✹ APHRODITE  —  It amuses you, how mortals and Gods alike think you make an unusual pair. They do not see behind the pearly veil—the Goddess is more similar to you than anyone else, on eternal Olympus or in the valleys below. You wouldn't call it courtship; a keener understanding binds you. But do you share their adoration for Paris, or rebuff it ?

✹ PENTHESILEA  —  Their mother was a mortal, but oh, how little it shows ! No spear you dueled ever stabbed so fiercely like the pride you take in them. An almost physical feeling; it would humble you, if such a thing were possible. But you have nothing in common with all those fretful fathers, who would lock their daughters away for their protection. Your child leads the Amazons, a javelin for crown—it's not a matter on if they fall, but when.

✹ HEPHAESTUS  —  You hear them hammering at their anvil beneath the fog-trapped crags, lending to iron the devotion Fate has denied them. You know you should call them brother, yet something in you smothers that instict in its craddle. The fact that they circle Aphrodite like a mournful prey does not sweeten your impulse one bit. Is it pity, or revulsion you associate with their name ? You never could distinguish between the two.

✹ HERA  —  It takes one look, one hour with your mother, and it would dawn on anyone this conflict was inevitable. Hera is more than a Queen long overdue respect; she is the incarnation of hegemony, imperiousness made spirit, made flesh. Zeus made sure to chip away at her pride every chance he got, she would allow no one else. Challenging her ability to rule Olympus is not a war declaration—it is welcoming apocalypse at the table.

This skeleton is currently OPEN.

[shippy-pjo-shipper]

Hi! What are your thoughts on these pairings? Thalia/Magnus, Alabaster/Calypso, Zoe/Luke, Annabeth/Octavian, Leo/Ethan, Clarisse/Octavian.

Hi anon!

Thalia/Magnus (Thagnus) : Not sure. Sounds like an interesting friendship though. Magnus seems like a good combination of Jason and Thalia personalities, so I like to imagine Thalia taking him under her wing, maybe after her brother's death (after he's Annabeth cousin, she could easily consider him as a part of their family). + Thalia would love Alex.

Alabaster/Calypso (Alypso, Calyaster) : ...Hum, hum... Yeeeeeesssss !!! This two (+ Hazel) are my magicians babies ! They would be a-do-ra-ble ! And there's so many possibilities for them to meet : Alabaster who lands on Calypso's island after the second Titan War, Them meeting after Leo (or someone else) freed her, on their way to Camp Half-Blood, Alabaster being at Waystation... I love this ships. This two have so much in common : grief, temper, way of think, abilities, hatred against the gods... Just an interaction would bless my heart.

Zoe/Luke (Lukoe, Zoke) : That... That would be SO angsty. Just this angst potential please me. Zoe hates Luke, but after all she doesn't know him so there's room for good development. Their story would be very different depending on the time and situation they meet and befriend. If it's before Luke, Thalia and Annabeth reach Camp Half-Blood, it could be an amazing hidden and forbidden relationship, if it's after the events of the Titan's Curse (if Zoe survived)... gods she would hate him so much. Like, Zoe could be captured by Kronos' soldiers and met Luke again. Angst, angst, angst, who need angst ? This paiting has... so much potential, it kills me.

Annabeth/Octavian (Octabeth) : Hummmm. How to say it... It's weird for me cause I must have read numerous fanfic in which Octavian kind of treat Annabeth like nothing (or worse enslaves her) to go on Percy's nerves. So it's really really hard to picture it as a healthy relationship. But this aside, Annabeth would, of course, hate Octavian at first, but, with a fanon backstory which is propitious to it, they could bond. Annabeth could see in Octavian the guy he tries to hide : a terrified boy who just wants to prove his worth to his family and his camp. I don't ship it, but a god AU could make me rethink my opinion.

Leo/Ethan (Leothan) : Pretty much like my opinion about Ethan/Sadie. It's fun on the paper, but when I imagine it I can't see Leo be anything more than a nice but annoying friend for Ethan.

Clarisse/Octavian (Oclarisse, Clarivian) : I like to imagine Clarisse beating the crap out of him to protect and avenge many other people I ship her with, so it's hard to visualize. Maybe, if Octavian becomes friend with Ethan, Nico or Drew, maybe if he's forced to stay at CHB for a time and he's watched by the Ares' daughter... But that makes lots of maybes. Clarisse as a mentor for him ? I'm in. As a love interest ? Not excited.

This ships were really interesting anon, thanks for suggesting them (and sorry for the long time it took me to respond).

[faveficarchive]

The Other Side of Fortune

By Bongo Bear

Pairing: N/A, Xena & Eve

Rating: PG

Synopsis: A bit-piece on Xena seeing the other side of a war she helped win. 

The parade route wound around the city square three times before finally it settled in front of the main platform. The mayor, a stodgy balding fellow, eagerly stepped forward to deliver his speech commemorating the tenth anniversary of the defeat of their sworn enemy, the city of Aledale. His people followed Eli's teachings. Before they were conquered, Aledale honored the gods of Olympus.

"Ten winters ago, the final battle raged not a mile from where we now stand. We were losing until Eli smiled down upon us and gave us victory. Xena, Warrior Princess and Defender of the Faith, you were our protector then. Today we honor you. Please come forward and say a few words." The mayor extended his robed arm from the podium and pulled Xena up onto the platform. He presented her the keys to the city.

The Defender kept her back to the audience instead of soaking in the crowd's adulation. She even cringed slightly when thunderous applause rose up. She turned to the crowd and croaked out, "Thank you. I appreciate the honor you offer me, but I cannot accept it."

The mob chanted, "Xe-na, Xe-na, Xe-na." Finally, she accepted the brass keys and quickly walked off the stage.

"What is wrong with you? You're usually more," Eve said, "more polished than that."

"I know. I know." Xena shrugged off Eve's hand on her elbow. "I just need to get away from here. We're supposed to meet Gabrielle tomorrow."

As they shouldered their way through the crowd, the mayor yielded the podium to another speaker, a preacher man.

"The worshippers of the old gods made Aledale a den of iniquity. Our victory showed them the error of their sinful ways. We are now one city under one God. Eli showed us the Way and we all bask in his everlasting Light."

The preacher's voice faded into the distance as they walked toward the city's central fountain. Xena poured out a dipper of water into her hand and splashed the cold water onto her face.

"It could have gone the other way, you know." Xena said as she shook out the excess water from her hair.

"What do you mean?"

"A Galemedian messenger literally ran into me while I was camped in the forest near here. His mission was to deliver a scroll containing the terms of Galemede's surrender to Aledale's forces. He told me of their conflict and begged me to help. He said they followed Eli. Of course I helped. If that messenger hadn't come across me, if he hadn't told me that they were fighting for Eli, I would not have been involved at all."

"So you're saying that they were lucky to have found you." Eve said. "Well, don't knock good fortune, Xena. When at war, you need all the help you can get."

"I suppose. These keys," Xena said as she jangled them lightly, "don't feel right in my hands. I'm not sure they would feel right anywhere."

"The mayor and the townspeople would be offended if you didn't keep them. Besides, you fought for a good cause. How many battles can you honestly say that about?"

Xena shrugged.

"Where are we staying tonight? I saw an inn back there." Eve thumbed toward a side alley.

"I don't want to stay here. Galemede will party all night long. I want to rest." Xena eyed the buildings lying to the west of the city square. "Why don't we go across the river and look for an inn there? They seem quiet enough."

They crossed the long bridge over the river the locals called Fortune and quickly found an inn on the other side. Banners announcing the tenth anniversary festooned the posts supporting the front of the building, yet the inn itself was quiet. Judging by the number of horses tied up in front, Xena guessed that only a few travelers were taking up quarters. There was plenty of room for a couple more.

Xena approached the bar and asked for two ales. As the portly barkeep busied herself with filling the tankards, Xena said, "It's so quiet here compared to just across the river. Shouldn't you be celebrating, too?"

The woman suddenly stopped pouring the ale and set the large jug down. "What's to celebrate, warrior?" She looked Xena up and down. "Don't let the banners outside fool you. I put them up because I have to. There's nothing for us to celebrate here."

"Huh?" Eve asked.

"We must be in Aledale," Xena said.

"Yeah, welcome." The barkeep waved her hand around the dimly lit common area. As their gaze traveled around the room, they noticed the large cobwebs in the corners and the thick dust on the shelves. And through the large windows, they could see only a few buildings had candles lit in their front rooms. In the distance, a firework exploded over the central square in Galemede proper.

"It's changed. It's not as I remember it at all," Xena said.

"Don't know when you were here last, warrior. But you should know that old river Fortune is fickle. Some years she rises like a lady and lays rich silt on our farmlands. Other years, she's complete bitch and lays waste on a whim. Both cities have been rebuilt many times over."

"A real hopping place," Eve whispered into Xena's ear.

"I would love to celebrate something, but we can't even mourn our war dead properly. My boy's lucky. I found his body before corruption took hold. Most were buried in a mass grave." The barkeep continued, "Have you seen the cemetery over in Galemede? Notice the marble statues honoring their generals? It was paid for from the taxes levied on Aledale's commerce. Half of what you're paying for the ale you're drinking goes straight into Galemede's coffers."

"Well, Galemede did win. It's only fair that they recoup their losses from the lo..." Eve suddenly shut up when she felt Xena's elbow in her ribs.

"Say it, girl, 'losers'! That's what we are. I know it. We all know it. We're reminded of it every year."

"Doesn't Galemede share some of its good fortune with Aledale? You're all citizens of Galemede," Eve said.

"Some of the tax money comes back to us. We built a new school last year," the barkeep answered.

"See, it's not so bad, right?"

"Galemede sent some teachers over here to instruct our children in the way of Eli. But most of the adults still worship as we always have. In secret. That's how we worship these days. We will be the last to do so. Our children are becoming strangers to us."

"I'm sorry," Xena said.

"Don't be. We deserve it. Maybe you don't like our cause. Maybe you don't like us. We fought just as hard and as bravely. What good is that when there is no honor in losing? Though, it could have been worse. Galamede could have enslaved instead of assimilating us." The barkeep fell silent. She stared into space, her eyes only seeing the past.

She sighed deeply and came back to the present. "I talk too much. It doesn't matter anymore. Will you be wanting more to drink?"

Xena and Eve shook their heads. The barkeep gathered up their empty tankards and waddled into the back room to wash them.

She called over her shoulder before disappearing behind a ragged curtain, "The room at the end of the hall is available. I'll bring up fresh linens when I'm done here."

Xena and Eve walked to the back of the inn and found their room. As they unpacked their saddlebags, Eve said, "You did the right thing ten years ago. Galemede winning the war proved that Aledale was wrong to continue to worship the old gods. The Olympians never cared about people. Eli cared about everyone. Ares, Zeus, Athena, they were all evil. I'm glad they are gone."

"Even Aphrodite?" Xena asked.

"Except for her. She was Gabrielle's friend. When the rest weren't treating us mortals like toys, they were trying to kill us."

"The gods had their faults. I should know, shouldn't I? The gods were selfish immortals. That's a fact, regardless of the outcome of any war I fought. Winning this war proved nothing except that I'm a good commander and Galemede's soldiers were competent enough to follow my orders."

"Eli meant for you to fight, Xena. I just know it. You were his instrument to right a terrible wrong. It's really that simple."

***I 

The next day, Eve woke up with the sun. Xena was not in the room.

She went downstairs to question the barkeep when Xena walked through the front door. Eve caught a bag of provisions tossed in her direction.

Eve said, "You should have woken me up. I would have helped you buy more supplies."

"Nah, I didn't want to wake you. Besides, I had something to take care of. It's done now. I'm ready to leave whenever you are," Xena said.

"Give me half an hour to eat something and get cleaned up. Then I'll be ready."

After they left Aledale, the barkeep went to the cemetery like she always did each morning. She carried a bundle of flowers she picked while they were still wet with dew. As she knelt to place them on top of her son's grave, she found a set of brass keys.

Finis

[randomnameless]

Final chapter - Chalphy to Edda to Dozel !

Seliph starts to conquer the various duchies opposing him, faces the Great Wall (tm) and ends up killing an old man.

But who will inherit the duchy?

Who cares!

(given how the Edda part was too short, i added Dozel)

AND SO,

After years of fighting, Johalva returns home and meets his last brother.

Finally Seliph finishes the Dozel story.

Again, Who cares?

We finally learn the truth about Julia!

and we all say a bif F to Lewyn 

The Great Wall (tm) of Edda! Quite frankly, this part was annoying. Crusader or not, when Ced is targeted by a sleep staff, he sleeps.

maybe this wall was where Kaga thought “what if i make Staff Emblem 776 next?”

He has hard feelings even if he’s asleep! Granted, he didn’t die. Lucky him! And sorry for you, Voltz’s ripoff.

Prince Shanan isn’t being receptive. Scold him Patty! Is this a way to talk to your wife?!

SHE MADE A PIE HERE IT IS SUMIA HAD BEEN TAKING NOTES FROM PATTY’S HANDBOOK - kidding, it’s adorable but i agree with Shanan here.

Light Touch? We’re always needing gold Patty! Go and steal those fools, with your famous wind sword!

Now, he is only worried about your safety, even if he doesn’t know how to show it. he’s trying to look cool (tm) as if he was 12.

Shanan swallows his pride - he loves her (meals)! 

Daw :)

what the flying fuck did you put in this Patty??

DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU’RE TALKING TO??

Shanan wants to kill people, it’s a side effect from Patty’s lunch. Did she put some berserk powder in it?

Well, he’s completely stoned

This is so evil, i love it but don’t forget, Loptyr goon, that you are too, a mortal.

Hopefully Shanan managed to break free from the berserk pie, so Leif kills an old man instead. GG Leif? Why are you talking about damnation dude, did you know you were serving under Loptyr or were you feeling bad because you were ruling over Edda when it’s kind of common knowledge that Claude was murdered by the Loptyrians?

Julius doesn’t give a fig

So maybe Claude’d be happy that his land is now safe, but Claude DID NOT gave his life for Siggy’s cause!

He was branded a traitor because he knew too much from the Blaggi Tower - not because he was a friend of Siggy! Claude and Siggy bonded because they were both branded traitors ; but under no circumstances Claude was branded a traitor because of Siggy!

Honestly Seliph, not everyone died because of Siggy!

:) 

I made a post about it earlier

Giving crap advices #1 : look after them from now on, and completely ignore Lene and Cairpre who have Blaggi blood, and their children. I’m sure it won’t bring catastrophes.

Hopefully no one can look at that screen !

Ooh! If Brian stayed in the kitchen in the castle it’d have been a pain to seize it, OTOH, by charging on Chalphy, he is more dangerous due to his high mobility and stupid stats. Our useless units (Lester) can’t survive a fight with Duke Brian.

Legendary? So that means that the peons we’ve been killing in Isaach, who were with Danan, weren’t Dozel’s finest soldiers but mere peons?

Diarmuid is the son of the man who killed Langbalt, you had no chance.

He is the one and only Dozel slayer! Granted, here, he won’t be killing Brian (because he can’t)

Murder it was, and yes, at least two generations of Dozels were killed by Chalphians “wait i’m not from chalphy i’m leif from leonster” “you’re from chalphy”

The sass! Brian doesn’t call him a traitor though, but a moron! Maybe he still sees him as family, even if he turned against his bro and his dad. It’s kind of wholesome, in a way.

Not the people of Dozel Johalva. But look, he swears to look after his Duchy! yay?

Now Brian is mad, because Johalve mentioned the people? Is it a case where Brian thinks he has the HW so the people must be behind him as the Crusader, and Johalva is spouting nonsense, or Brian being mad because Johalva completely writes him off the future Dozel scenario, meaning that he wants to fight?

You made your big bro mad - honestly, idk if it was on purpose or not, but by his sheer class, Brian is stronger than his siblings and can wreck them without his HW.

Hopefully Ced finished to sleep and uses his magic to kill him. If it weren’t for him though... I wonder how you kill him in a sub only run. He has so much def, Seliph, Ares and Shanan can make the deal?

:’(

This line makes me so sad. Wrong about what? Fighting for the Empire? Why were you even fighting, did you even know what was going on? Did you agree with your dad’s policies in Isaach?

We will never know, and we’re not supposed to give a fig.

Farewell Brian.

i’ve seen this before

stop reusins your friend’s quotes damn it!

“there is a red castle over there, i’m sure we have to seize it somehow. It’s near!”

???

I kept on seeing this all around, but did Quan in FE4 ever mentioned that he wanted to unify the peninsula?

“his GRAND vision” damn it stop putting your words in Leif’s mouth Finn!

Quan’s GRAND vision was most likely to unify the peninsula but to get rid of every Thracian from it first.

“i’ll follow you even in maps were we can’t see a thing!”

Burn in hell - i didn’t hate anyone in FE4 before playing the game but now i do - hell even Chagall is better

yes, let’s play blame the dead. Seliph has had enough of his rant, and wants to continue to listen to his story.

and i thought F!Lewyn said it earlier that the gods were the dragons?

“I can’t say for sure” yes of course :) - but if there is one thing that’s interesting about this character it’s this line “our land’ misery was caused by the power of the dragonkin”

Without HB would Langbalt not be an ass or something? i don’t think so.

Bantu traveled a lot in his younger days, he went to another world! His recollection of the journey must be one of Tiki’s favourite stories.

Naga who? And what scripture? The Blaggi bible?

Bantu = Salamand? what shape did you take, Forseti?

Just like the covenant Erik of Laus wanted to make with Hector and Eliwood!

blood rites, yes. At least it’s not as hardcore as bathing naked in a pool of blood but...

F!Lewyn is upset that Seliph isn’t into blood rites unlike his ancestor Baldur.

“humble” well they managed to survive that far, against people who could magic unlike them! So they were pretty badass!

I wonder if Blaggi was disappointed when he saw the staff - until he learnt what was its power 

Sadly, not all of them. 

Fell power? Here again, being judgmental when you shouldn’t. Granted, we don’t know what was Loptyr, but in this verse, and at that time, the Earth Dragons aren’t reviled as being evil; heck, Medeus is a pretty chill guy right now.

Heim used to be a priest then, but Blaggi founded the church?

OH MY GOD

MAYBE THIS IS THE REASON WHY AZMUR WANTED A MAJOR NAGA ON THE THRONE BACK IN GEN1?

IS THIS WHY BARHARA IS THE RULING HOUSE IN JUGDRAL?

I WONDER WHO THAT IS

oh wait, F!Lewyn told us back in the prologue that it was you Seliph! Remember?

THREE?? WAIT SHE MENTION JULIUS AND AN USELESS CHARACTER IN THE LATEST CHAPTER COULD IT BE

IT MUST BE THAT USELESS CHARACTER

OMG OMG OMG

JULIA IS A PRINCESS???

And how dare you claim you learnt it recently, you spent 6 years with her, when everyone heard about Princess Julia missing, you found a kid clothed with royal clothes in the middle of nowhere, who had the same name as the missing princess, and you didn’t make the link?

F!Lewyn “i was expecting Tahra to fall” can’t fool anyone

LIAR

if it was really your reaction then you would NOT have sent her in Isaach WITHOUT any weapons, not let her out of your sight for even a millisecond, knowing well that without her Judgral is DOOMED

or maybe, if he really learnt it recently he’s all “welp i treated like lester when she was actually important^^”

oh, because if she wasn’t your sister you wouldn’t need to rescue her?! 

FE5!Leif wants to have some words with you two

If she isn’t a plot device i don’t what Julia is

[trash-aged-like-fine-wine]

In another perspective, "X god is <culture>'s version of Satan!" Is an inherently wrong argument in the first place because if these cultures were in any way similar enough that you can swap deities like that and have it still fit fine, then they're just. They're just Christianity, but with different names. It's a whole nother religion. There is absolutely no reason for it to have a satan *role* just like there's no reason for it to have a *jesus* role. Why would there be? They're not Christian. There are roles with common traits, like Hades being the lord of the underworld, but so is Osiris and I don't hear people going about screaming "So that means Hades's son must be Zeus and Hades must be dead and have a body somewhere!!" That's not part of the religion*. They aren't a swap-out, just like how Loki functions as a Jesus figure through taking punishments he doesn't deserve more than anyone else, but he sure ain't Jesus either.

*the Romans are notorious for doing this, but even they don't have a complete match up. For example: Mars lost his agricultural connections when he was merged with Ares, and the Romans tried to match Odin with Hermes, when I think that from a glance and just surface knowledge of the Norse religion (like how Roman soldiers moving North would have bc why would they care about studying a religion they're bout to wipe out) Odin would match better with Jove as the "king of heaven (Olympus/Asgard" role. He'd lose lightning, but it functions much better with his connections to the goddess of marriage and family (Frigga), being the king of the gods, and having sons who are part of the pantheon (Thor, who was a blacksmith god at some point could be a Hephaestus connection).

But I don't have a degree it nor any formal education beyond one (1) intro to mythology class and a few world history gen eds, so don't quote me on any of this.

6 Things I learned from OSP’s Miscellaneous Myths Loki episode:

1.) Loki is canonically a beautiful Twink/Femboy.

2.) Despite being considered a male God, he would change species/gender so much it didn’t really matter.

3.) No one actually knows what Loki was the God of and there were no recorded sacrifices in his name unlike any of the other Norse Gods.

4.) Loki didn’t want anything to happen to his Monster Children,(Daughter Hel, Son Fenris, and Serpent Jormungandr), and tried to hide them away until the rest found out.

5.) Despite being a mischievous “Evil in Disposition” God, he usually ends up using said cunning/trickery fixing messes whether or not he caused them. 

He is also just as often used as a scapegoat by the Gods to expunge themselves of guilt for the wrongdoings they commit. Yes Loki causes a lot of mischief, but he receives a disproportionate amount of punishment from his peers. It’s to the point that he’s portrayed as a comparably sympathetic character even in the original text.

5.) If Loki can get mpreg…

…He will get mpregged.

Seriously, the dude’s given birth more times than his actual wife and all the Goddesses combined!

[adayinbookland]

🌿bookish thoughts on Lovely War by Julie Berry🌿 . i don’t read much romance; and i read historical fiction from time to time, only if the time period interests me. however, i saw this title featured in Jennifer’s (insert literary pun here) favourites of 2019 video and i couldn’t resist. . the premise? it’s 1942 and in a hotel in New York Aphrodite and Ares are about to get caught in a golden net; a trap set by Hephaestus. once caught the gods must face trial and Aphrodite asks to tell a story, a love story set in the Great War so that her husband can understand why love and war go hand in hand. . i enjoyed this novel immensely and i loved the fact that the gods narrate it and each and everyone has a distinctive voice. it is heavily focused on the romance, true, and one might say the characters fall in love rather quickly but at the same time, it was a story i couldn’t stop reading; full of love and kindness. i have a ice-cold heart and i ended up crying in public while finishing this up so make of that what you will. . with Ares, Hades, Apollo and Aphrodite’s help, Julie explores the atrocities and horrors of the war, the suffering the soldiers had to endure and the pain it brought to the families of those who perished. but she also shows what black american soldiers had to face in the military and how despite fighting for a common goal, they weren’t treated as equal. . Lovely War is about human emotions and the power of love, whatever the kind. . rating: 8.5/10. . now the embarrassing question... have you ever cried in public while reading? 😬 • • • #lovelywar #julieberry #historicalfiction #adayinbooklandreviews #bookreview #bookreviewers #bookrecommendations #leoyrecomiendo #bookstagramespaña #recentreads #januaryreads #ilovereadingbooks https://www.instagram.com/p/B8MVxMdI_iJ/?igshid=kox0b2n312g2

[vaingloire]

PJO AU 

godly parent: hades. human parents: lilitu kaiser ( biological mother ) & kronus kaiser ( stepfather ). birthday: august 6th, 1991. age at present time in the series ( 2010 ): 19 age ( 2017 ): 25-26

background

berkut was born into an incredibly wealthy family in england as its eldest son. his mother had married into it while pregnant with him ( though he was thought to be his stepfather’s child ) and so it was only natural that he was thought of as the heir to that family. he is of both germanic and french descent, even possibly having some ( not from hades ) greek and norse lineage as well.

berkut’s stepfather was always incredibly harsh with him, trying to make him into a perfect man of high society. of course, berkut wanted nothing more than to stand above the rest, but the way that his stepfather went about it terrified him. punishments for failure were common and torturous, while rewards for achievements were few and far in between. berkut quickly came to realize that the only compensation he was getting was no punishment and self-satisfaction. he would end up working himself to the bone day in and day out in order to please. it was rare that he ever got a full night’s rest. he crafted facade after facade to hide his fears from his stepfather but he could not hide the sickening cold that would settle in the room whenever his stepfather made to do something to him.

his mother was not a demure woman. she was powerful, loud, and strong: an ideal woman in high society for those who did not wish for the common woman. she was a perfect match for berkut’s stepfather. she was less of a perfect mother, however, and was almost as hard on him as his stepfather was. she demanded that he be well learned and get nothing below an A+ in school. there was hardly ever any time for friends with all his studying. not that someone like berkut thought that he needed them. his cat, volkan, one of the few animals that seemed to like him, was sufficient enough for that role.

when it is discovered at the age of twelve that his dna does not match that of his stepfather’s, berkut’s mother is immediately brought into question. she admits to his stepfather that berkut’s true father was not him, but hades, the god of the underworld. naturally, being a mortal, berkut’s stepfather couldn’t possibly understand and instead deemed his mother to be crazy. when he rose a hand against her something strange happened---the ground opened up beneath the man and dragged him down to who knows where. to this day, berkut doesn’t know if it was him who caused it or something else.

his mother explains that she had the ability to see through the mist, a veil that would keep mortals from interacting with immortals and monsters. she explains that this was exactly why strange things kept happening to him at school, why he didn’t feel as if he fit in, why people felt the need to stay away from him. to them, he felt different, but they could never know why. to monsters, he felt different as he was a worthy snack. she also explains that his true father, hades, had warned her that things like this would happen if she kept from sending him across the sea to camp half-blood. so as soon as she’s able, she sends him to long island so he may be safe.

with his life now turned on its head and the idea of being heir no longer a possibility due to how relentless monsters were with hunting him, berkut develops a need to have power over something. he has some small loathing for hades for leaving him to this sort of fate---one where he could not achieve everything that he’d worked for his entire life---and so he also somewhat detests the idea of the gods as a whole. at a young age he came to realize that to some gods people like him were nothing more than pawns to be used. still, berkut makes full use of his demigod abilities. he would be a fool not to when he’d been born with them.

now at the age of nineteen, berkut remains at camp as one of hades’ more popular sons and has plans to study in new rome once he finishes his second year of college. no one can deny his talent or charming nature that seems to make up for his pride and arrogance thus earning him quite a few admirers. still, everyone knows exactly what a son of hades is capable of and knows not to get too close in case it should end badly for them.

general abilities

adhd - natural reflexes that all demigods possess that is characterized as adhd by most specialists.

dyslexia - berkut’s brain is hard-wired for ancient greek, thus making it hard to read any other language. though, he has a better time than most with how much he does read.

enhanced physical condition - due to being a demigod, berkut is able to handle situations that a mortal would be unable to. he is faster, stronger, more agile and has better reflexes.

enhanced strength - with enhanced strength when he’s already fairly strong, berkut becomes a force to be reckoned with. a lot of the time he underestimates this strength and ends up accidentally hurting someone or breaking something.

enhanced durability - he can take hits and easily recover.

enhanced agility - even if berkut is not the most agile demigod, he is more agile than most humans are. he has the ability to run, leap, and dodge better than a mortal could.

enhanced reflexes - he reacts quickly.

leadership - berkut is often one to take charge and easily get those that he’s leading to listen to him, be it because of his charm or skill.

fighting skills - berkut is an adept fighter and possibly one of the most diligently trained demigods at camp half-blood due to hours spent fighting against training dummies or sparring partners. he is best at wielding a lance, but can still hold his own with a sword if that is the only weapon available to him. if necessary, he can improvise, though he’d rather not do so. he has yet to test his skills against camp half-blood’s finest.

ancient greek ( minimal )��- since arriving at camp half-blood, berkut has been studying ancient greek so he may better understand it and make use of his “dyslexia”.

german - berkut is fluent in german since he grew up with it in his household and was taught it by his stepfather.

french - berkut is fluent in french since he grew up with it in his household and was taught it by his mother.

latin ( minimal ) - berkut sometimes studies latin, and plans to fully when he goes to college in new rome.

demigod abilities

geokinesis - berkut has the ability to levitate rocks and open rifts in the ground, but does not surpass the other children of hades in this regard. which is fine for him as he’d rather not put much or any stock in rocks and the earth.

subterranean navigation - ability to travel underground with a strong sense of where it is that he is heading. even if thrown into tartarus, he would be able to navigate out of it. the underground is one of his best playing fields.

earthquake generation ( minor ) - berkut has the ability to create shockwaves, but nothing as strong as his father or a child of poseidon. if anything, he uses them to knock his opponents off balance or weaken their stance to unbalance them himself.

ferrokinesis - manipulation of metals and gems from deep beneath the earth. berkut can both sense and summon metals from the depths and often uses them as currency.

sensing riches - he can locate riches. for this sake he was often of use to his late mother for gathering her precious gems.

summoning and controlling riches ( minor ) - he can bring riches to the surface, but he cannot attack with them.

telumkinesis ( minor ) - with enough concentration he can rip a weapon from someone else’s grasp or call his own to him, but that is all. he cannot manipulate the shape of a weapon or metals like a child of ares would be able to.

necromancy - control over the dead or any monsters that reside in the underworld. he can only be overruled by hades himself.

power over the undead - berkut has a strong influence over the undead. he can summon undead soldiers to fight by his side. this power is incredibly draining, and so he hardly uses. also, he’d rather fight his own battles and not rely on undead troops to determine his victory. he will summon them only if he must.

summoning deceased souls - berkut can summon the souls of the dead, but only with a very specific chant and offering that he’d rather not do and provide.

releasing souls - he can force souls that are trapped or have not passed on into the underworld.

telepathy with the dead - berkut can communicate with all kinds of undead beings and spirits.

sensitivity to death - berkut can sense when someone close to him is about to die or if an immortal is fading.

life aura - he can tell when something is alive or dead on sight, or if they’re dying right in front of him.

umbrakinesis - manipulation of shadows and darkness.

shadow travel - berkut can use shadows to travel great distance, though it it physically draining. abusing this ability can cause one’s molecular structure to dissipate and turn them a shadow. for fear of this, berkut has only really used this for short distances.

shadow absorption and dissipation - if using a stygian iron weapon, he can draw shadows to it and absorb them.

darkness generation - he can cover his opponents in shadows and block out the light around them, leaving them in darkness. other children of hades can shoot bolts of darkness as well, but this is not something he has mastered.

darkness shields - he can create impenetrable shields made of shadows that can only be shattered by the strongest weapons. even then, they don’t reach the amount of impenetrability that his father’s shields have since hades’ can even deflect zeus’ bolts.

invisibility - berkut can cover himself in shadows and hide from people. he makes use of this ability often. even if he attracts and revels in attention, it sometimes becomes too much and he has to escape from it all.

cryokinesis - if attempting to intimidate someone, or in the midst of a panic, or some sort of strong emotion that is not anger or passion, berkut can cause the temperature around him to drop drastically. it acts as some sort of defense mechanism or scare tactic depending on the situation.

induced fear - berkut has the ability to fix someone with a glare and instill great fear within their hearts, though not nearly as much as his father can. even he realizes that he cannot stare down a god.

pyrokinesis - manipulation of flames

dark infernal pyrokinesis ( minor ) - control over hellfire. when angered, berkut seems to come alight with it. otherwise, he cannot produce his own.

flame manipulation ( minor ) - though not nearly as powerful as a child of hephaestus, berkut can produce normal flames and manipulate them.

hot touch ( minor ) - with his touch, he can burn someone or something enough for it to hurt / heat the area. he is still working to see if he can make this power stronger.

fire endurance - berkut can handle heat and fire more than others, but he is by no means fireproof. he can burn just like everyone else.