#Facing the Minotaur

[sketchywasteland]

ultrakill line-up with (almost) every character + some swap versions :]

i tried to keep them all proportional to each other

[cheesomancer]

What are you waiting for? I'm totally ready, I tell you.

Full art (with close up!): twitter, bsky

[mossymandibles]

[breathalyzerfail]

Hey y’all. Remember how Sam’s old character had two names ‘Nott the Brave’ and ‘Veth Brenatto’ that are anagrams for each other?

Just gotta say, the letters in BRAIUS DOOMSEED can be rearranged to spell —

ASMODEUS BRODIE

Merriam-Webster helpfully clarifies that ‘brodie’ is another word for a boner.

For real. It says so, right there.

Onto the crazy speculation, a ‘brodie’ or ‘to do a brodie’ means to take a dangerously risky or suicidal leap.

Maybe something monumentally crazy like setting aside phenomenal cosmic power to get past the Divine Gate and take direct action in Exandria?

[peggy-sue-reads-a-book]

No thoughts just this urn of Athena telling Theseus to put on some pants

[thyendisnow]

Ultrakill fact 1

Minotaur can get mauriced.

[lesbian-munkustrap]

Also I don’t understand when people (my friends) are like “ew, Cats is about furries” like my brother in crust, you are literally a primate

And anyway, so what if they are? Like who cares? Not me 💁 I’m too busy having a grand old time

[filth8899884]

aroace pride flags of ultrakill's demons

long post warning! all under cut

just like tcokm, i only used the icon for the leviathan. its because the full image has a background. and is PARTIALLY transparent

image in question:

[rpfisfine]

[paintpants]

EVERYBODY LOOK AT THE AWESOME TIME MY PARTNER AND I HAD A THE REN FEST I WAS A FAUN PALADIN AND HE WAS A MINOTAUR BARBARIAN

[fullmooneverynite]

new self portrait (daniil dankovsky)

[garussy]

Me explaining Percy Jackson and the Greek gods to my 3 y/o nephew: Poseidon is the god of the sea and horses and earthquakes and-

My nephew: and dinosaurs? Rawr

Me: yeah sure dinosaurs too

My nephew: and slime??

Me: I don’t think so

My nephew: and Anne? (His dog)

Me: well… technically dogs are Ares’ sacred animal

[athamad]

I agree with people who say "Fuck Theseus" because they're so right, let's all fuck Theseus everybody

[copepodkisser5000]

As someone with two OCs who have a voice claim of existing actors, I just wondered how common it is...

(By the way, in case you don't know what a voice claim is, it's a voice that you hear in any media and go: "that's it! That's what my OC sounds like!")

[conscious-naivete]

> open tumblr

> see post about the pjo show

> entire musical soundtrack starts playing all at once in my head

[wraith-of-thiodolf]

minotaur from 3e dnd