breathalyzerfail
The Laughing Storm
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Tho’ much is taken, much abides
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breathalyzerfail · 8 hours ago
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One thing about me, if you show me a character that’s kind of a cool guy and then you give them an even littler guy to take care of? I’m all in, baby.
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breathalyzerfail · 10 hours ago
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Betrayed by the one they put their faith in
All they wanted was to keep their child safe
Liliana Temult 🤝 Cassida Previn
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breathalyzerfail · 1 day ago
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missing them (Disney plus you fuckass bitch)
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breathalyzerfail · 1 day ago
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So one of my tweets kinda blew up. :v
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breathalyzerfail · 2 days ago
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A strange alien doctor stands near the unconscious body of Padme Amidala. “It appears she has lost the will to live.” A older man with a limp hobbles closer with the aid of a cane. “That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard,” says Dr. Gregory House.
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breathalyzerfail · 2 days ago
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Princess Tutu is great, there's this cool, silent, dark and serious guy and he's in love with a duck
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breathalyzerfail · 2 days ago
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Seeing a post that you know a mutual will like and reblogging it to add enrichment to their dash like giving a tiger in a zoo a cardboard box
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breathalyzerfail · 3 days ago
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Posters for National Theater of Korea's production of Macbeth, designed by Yuni Yoshida and photographed by Noh Juhan. [1][2]
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breathalyzerfail · 3 days ago
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doodling a bunny vs doodling a hare
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breathalyzerfail · 3 days ago
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Legends And Lattes by Travis Baldree
Ever since I first heard of this book I was intrigued. It's described as an high fantasy with low stakes, people who read it defined it super cozy, so I had to try it. Especially because in the past few years I have read less fantasy than I'd like to admit, mostly because I felt like I didn't have enough mental energy to follow a complicated high fantasy world, I don't like to get into books just because and not dedicate each of them the right amount of attention and energies. This book was the perfect lighthearted and cozy story with a fantasy setting that just made it so much better. This has definitely entered my comfort books shelf, I will definitely pick it up again in the future when I need something cozy to feel better about everything in life. The story is quite simple, Viv, an orc, decides she has had enough advenutres and decides to open a cafe. It's the perfect story for autumn and winter because it is indeed very cozy, and it will make you want to bake every food you read about. I highly recommend this novel, I think it would work amazingly for those who want to read fantasy without getting into a super complicated world of politics, it would also work very well if you want to get into fantasy but are intimidated by the genre, this could be a very light-hearted start. I also think it could be the perfect book to get you out of a reading slump.
This is one of the books I read for the studyblr w/knives autumn reading challenge for the anticipated release prompt.
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breathalyzerfail · 3 days ago
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me drowning in a lake while my friend, 11th century french rabbi and prolific scriptural commentator Schlomo "Rashi" Yitzchaki (zy"a) stands nearby: help im drowing help me rashi
Schlomo "Rashi" Yitzchaki (zy"a): "drowing" is likely a scribal error for "drowning." "im drow[n]ing" is to say: my lungs have become filled with water, and i am struggling to breathe. "help" once followed by "help me" a second time: the first [help] is directed to the Holy One, blessed be He, and means: "may He help us by swiftly delivering the World to Come;" the second (i.e., "help me") is to invoke direct assistance in this world, spoken as if to a personal friend. the meaning of "rashi" here is unclear.
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breathalyzerfail · 4 days ago
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​they’re a prophet. november 19th was in fact next
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breathalyzerfail · 4 days ago
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jon in agot
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breathalyzerfail · 4 days ago
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breathalyzerfail · 4 days ago
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goat fight. non-negotiable.
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breathalyzerfail · 4 days ago
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just made the best non-looping gif i think
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breathalyzerfail · 5 days ago
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This illustration for the wikihow article on "How to Get Over the Death of a Fictional Character" is unreasonably funny to me.
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