#their name is so old it's historical....
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sighâŠâŠâŠ. 900âs icelandic commonwealth au with kaenriâahnsâŠ.. one can dream but who is going to read my niche old nordic blood feud chieftain political drama dainsleif x reader and capitano x readerâŠâŠ triangle or just both of them fuck itâŠ
the cold harsh winters and uninhabitable landscapeâŠâŠ the warm hearth and gatherings to uphold spiritâŠ. the relief of summerâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠ the alĂŸingi meetingsâŠâŠ sturlungaöld-esque chieftain wars and internal conflictâŠâŠ. the dread and fatigue of endless family blood feudsâŠ.. must always be repaidâŠ.
my biggest problem would be conveying/translating all the old terms into english in a way that makes sense lol
#â yapping#who would read this except me lol#this is so incredibly niche#lots of kaenriâahns have old norse names#but also not allâŠ?#kaeya doesnt#neither does caribert#but bunch do#even the âsinnersâ like surtalogi⊠though i think heâs just named after surtrâs sword. still pretty intimidating#âsurtrâs flameâ#surtr is a fire giant that waddles over into midgard during ragnarök#vedrfolnir was an eagle who fucked around with dragons (same haha⊠no he just did a bit of trolling)#i wouldnt like to have beef with nĂĂ°höggr personally#âŠâŠ gunnar ĂĄ hlĂĂ°arenda my belovedâŠ.#⊠snorri sturluson my belovedâŠâŠ#i was going to ask if its weird to use my culture as a conduit for fanfiction but isnt that just all historical fixtion
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Oh, hawakan mo ako Damhin mo ang pag-ibig kong sa'yo Oh, ikaw ang pinakamagandang dalaga Na aking nasilayan Magulong mundo'y tatakasan Ikaw lamang ang hiling na makasama - Maria Clara by Sugarcane
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#call of duty zombies#cod zombies#codz#cod zombies oc#codz oc#original character#fanart#shin's bimbinis#marcelito gonzalez#leonora sanchez#Not me giggling over the alt versions where they looked like they're in an old vintage historical romance movie dhjfdsgfhsdjf#Please read the alt if you want to know what the song and dialogue translated in English#I know the dialogue should be in English but I can't help myself#Also this is prior to the events of Aether so this is still Lito and Nora being together during their reunion after college#And our boi waited for this moment to court his Maria Clara (His pet name for Nora)#Also I would like to thank Pinterest for giving me a reference that got me out from my art block#Sadly I don't know who's the artist behind it but credits to you#It's been a tiring month but I am still alive and kicking... For now#Spotify
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holly black for real writes books like theyâre mid movies from 2008 and it is sincerely one of the most beautiful and real things ever. the cruel prince trilogy excluded from this sentiment because i havenât read and wouldnât know if thatâs its vibe. well thatâs not true i read the cruel prince but NOT in the booktok way i read the first book when it came out when i was in high school and then i entered my illiteracy era and never read the next two. i have them, oneâs even a signed copy i just havenât had the time to get around to them and also iâm lowkey prejudiced against them because of their booktok popularity. those annoying ass people donât even know my friends hazel and ben evans. who btw would have slayed in a low budget fantasy action comedy rated pg made in 2006 released direct to dvd with the ugliest and most captivating cgi youâve ever seen in your life. starring some dude who was not famous at the time but became so in 2011 as the faerie prince. god i can see it now. actually to be fair this could never have been a film in 2006 because thereâs gay people. if it was about two sisters tho instead of a sister and brother it would have. and nothing else about it would change and i would have watched it so many times i scratched the dvd. but well that is not the world we live in we live in the world where itâs just a book nobody has read but me by an author whoâs popular for other stuff. and you know the worst part about the cruel prince getting booktok-ified? ben is literally in that book and i know none of those bitches even knew or cared. holly sets all her faerie stuff in the same universe (which is ambiguously also the same universe cassandra clare writes in. hard to explain the nuances to a fuckin newbie you had to be there) anyway. i was a holly black girl before it was cool. i was literally made fun of for reading her books and then suddenly in like 2020 faerie romance became âinâ and frankly iâve never felt more betrayed by the trend cycle as i was then. ok i was there in 2017 getting bullied by my older cousin for reading about gay faeries (lady midnight) when i was 15 and now adult women are allowed to log on to tiktok and talk about their literal fantasy porn series every day. is anything fair holy shitâŠ
#my point was originally just meant to be that hollyâs writing is culturally trapped in 2008. or it was. i donât remember tcp being that way#anyway does anyone wanna know what i did tonight. well iâve been cleaning but specifically something i did was take out an old box i wrote#my name on in sharpie when i was like 8 and i decided to take off the sharpie with nail polish remover. itâs a metal box so i figured itâd#work. and i did that. and then immediately felt like i had just desecrated a historical site and almost cried#and then i got out a blue sharpie and traced back over the faint outline of the letters#so. iâm doing okay đ#beth.txt
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What is your favorite tv show? (:
I have multiple but my favorites right now have to be BBC Sherlock, Hoganâs Heroes, and Andy Griffin.
#Hoganâs Heroes is an older war comedy#Itâs not very historically accurate but itâs so funny and witty#Andy Griffin is an old Southern show about this sheriff named Andy Griffin and his life in Mayberry#Itâs so sweet and all the characters have their own personalities and lives#og
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NOT ANOTHER ORIGIN FOR DUNCANS PARENTS IN THE TOOLSET?
#WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ORTHLING??#orlais being spelled 'orlay' here is making me lose my mind#w. wait. were. were orlesians called orthlings... surely not...#actually by context from his codex background that should say his mother was from the anderfels not an orthling#they must have swapped it bc orthling was too close to orlesian? can you imagine if anders was called Orthling#edit: okay yeah i checked the orth/orthland/orthlings are definitely an old name for the anderfels and ander people#bioware employees have referred to it as an old name i cant find anything where its mentioned in world#so idk if its just a name from in development or if it was ever canonised as a historic name
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I've been looking through various primary sources about what life was like in the old west and hm this photo from 1890something has an interesting name. There's a canyon in Colorado called Mancos Canyon? Huh!
All of this is fascinating for reasons unrelated to fictional men but I thought the spaghetti mutuals would be interested in this one in particular.
#I wonder if he was named for the canyon. I mean who knows#anyways#that's been my day#the interesting part. let us not speak of The Doldrums#job still bad family still bad car still not fixed so I'm just in anticipation of the huge bill coming in and also can't go anywhere#its gonna be better in february but that's a while away! aguhghhghg#personal (ok to rb)#historical#history#old west#for a few dollars more#because. yknow#manco
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The Hoennian age of majority was historically something like 14-16 ( with exceptions made for 10+ year old orphans who'd have to look after their siblings ) because the child mortality rate was far higher in an era without modern vaccines, antibiotics and pre / post natal care. People simply married earlier, had more children and their children would have grown up more quickly. They'd be learning their parent's trades while we were still learning basic algebra.
( You know those statistics about how low historical life expectancies were? It's heavily skewed. The majority of those deaths would've been children under 5. It's unfortunate but it was just a fact of life back then. Anyone who survived past that point had a decent chance of at least making it to middle age. )
What we'd consider a basic education would've been seen as a luxury only a few could afford. There's no formal schooling system until the modern era, especially not for commoners. You would've had to find a private tutor if you wanted an education. Most of the population had some degree of literacy but that heavily depended on their class. For example, a farmer might know just enough to write her own name, sell her crops and do the proper rites to appease Groudon. Intellectual pursuits were reserved for the wealthy. ( Though priests often taught their own acolytes. Rayquaza's bunch were known for hoarding knowledge. )
#like I was doing research for on historical life expectanies in china and#people used to wait till a child is a month old before even naming them#bc so many of them would die before that point#there'd be a ceremony where guests would all send a egg as a gift#child death tw
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today my mother met my favourite regular at the bar I used to work at and, after asking her thousands of questions about me, he told her "this place is sadder since she left".
he made my whole day without even knowing it.
I abruptly decided to quit that job over a month ago because it was ruining my mental health in ways that were actually scaring me and one of the things that terrified me the most about leaving is that my bosses could have started to spread lies about me to our regulars to make me look like the bad guy in the situation and therefore save their own faces from bad reputation for mistreating employees.
hearing something like that from the one person that literally gave me the strength to go to yet another day at work immediately silenced so many of those worries.
that 95 years old man is a treasure.
#one of the interesting things is that my mum said that he talked quietly because he didn't want my ex bosses to know he was asking about me#which is absolutely something#he also dissed them because he says they are incapable of making a good cappuccino#indeed when i worked there he would specifically ask for me to make it for him#and after asking he would always make sure to say 'because she's the only one who's able to'#but another thing that warmed my heart so much is that he told my mother that he promised me that he would give me some historical books#and that he hasn't forgotten about that promise#him and his best friend piero were the ones that supported me the most about wanting to study history#and once beppe (that's his name) spent a good half an hour telling me everything he remembered about WWII#simply because i asked him to since at the time he was old enough to remember#he truly made my work days better#he's basically the grandfather i never really had#and he never really liked the way my bosses treated me#best old man out there#unfortunately michela speaks
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I'm reading a book named "A Guide to The Correction of Young Gentlemen Or, The Successful Administration Of Physical Discipline To Males, By Females" - essentially, a fantasy femdom BDSM book, written in 1924 by Alice Kerr-Sutherland but first published in 1991.
It has some genuinely fascinating stuff to say about gender, and I feel like it's worth looking at/thinking about in the context of Historical Gender Stuff. This 100 year old book has the following to say:
"The truth is that some young gentlemen would rather they had been born young ladies: they cannot admit this openly, because in the male world to confess as much would lead to instant ostracism if not worse; but they cannot conceal it either, and by preferring the company of girls, and soft, feminine clothing, and by flinching during the rough pursuits to which all boys, willing or no, are occasionally heirs, they attract opprobrium."
"Such boys weep too readily for their fellows' tastes - weeping is a great crime among boys unless it is generally admitted that circumstances left little choice - and are hounded for that reason."
"Just as there are girls who had rather been boys - we all know examples of the type - there are boys who, in a kinder world, would have been born into the gender more suited to their dispositions."
"Many young people of this sort are riven with a guilt they do not deserve but have been forced, by the conventions of society, to adopt; they are confused, ashamed and thoroughly unhappy."
"The ideal thing to do would be to treat these cases on their merits, send them to girls' schools, and so on. (The same thing should happen with those girls who would rather be young gentlemen.) Boys of this sort are girls in any case-in all respects save one."
"Most subjects of this sort have a secret name - a girl's name."
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Loving Fate/Samurai Remnant so much actually. I love all the sword fighting. The gameplay is just so fun. But there r all sorts of informational things about 1600s Japan, specifically Edo and its neighborhoods and all sorts of cultural things, both big and small, and it's just. So Fun!!!!
I've gone looking some things up online for additional information on a few things, so I've learned things from that, too!!! It's just a really fun process
#speculation nation#AND since Edo is the old name for Tokyo. well now there are a lot of names i recognize from Tokyo#like ueno and akasaka and asakusa and MORE#inokashira was mentioned at some point and i was like đ„șđ„ș omg đ„șđ„ș i know that place#i dont think ive actually seen it tho. ive been to a few places but ya kno#ive learned about Yoshiwara and Kan'ei-ji and Nihonbashi and MORE...#i also learned about Tsujigiri. which i feel like i vaguely knew about like conceptually.#but when they mentioned a guy was being arrested for tsujigiri i was like 'huh?' and looked it up#and. yeah that sure is something someone would be arrested for huh.#it's interesting to play as such a law-abiding ronin. he's not afraid to rough people up but he prefers to avoid killing as much as possible#a pacifist through and through... unlike his sword-happy servant lmaooo#constantly having to talk Saber back from killing people while Saber is like 'i Know đđđ'#there is of course a fair amount of anime bullshit in the game. especially regarding magic and rituals and such#but all the frank cultural information lines up with what ive found online#so ive come to trust that That at least has historical backing.#im holding the People Of Influence with more of a scrutinous eye. simply bc fiction and its tendency to fictionize#though Fate also has a tendency to use major historical figures in ways many things would not. from what ive learned.#so Shrug. some of these guys might just be drawn from real people.#tho theres stuff like. Zhou Yu. the chinese military general. being made into an anime twink.#it's so funny actually. and Even Still it's making me learn more bc they include historical information in everyone's bios#(once we find out who they are lol)#i dont know if im gonna try to play any other Fates games. considering theres a Lot of em#but im having a lot of fun with this one at least đđđ
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summary: clan leader!gojo needs a favor from your clan but as the leader you refuse, so he proposes to give you a child since your husband is unable to.
"and what am i to do when the child comes out with a white head of hair and blue eyes?"
âif that happensâŠâ he undoes the knot that holds your kimono together and pushes the material down your arms with no resistance from you, ââŠthen iâll kill your husband myself and marry you.â
nsfw ahead cw: historical au, infidelity, pregnancy, creampie, child birth, satoru is pathetically in love. featuring samurai bodyguard geto and toji.
âi thought we had solved all our business with the gojo clanâ your husband says from the door he leans on.
âand i didâ you emphasize the i since the head of your clan is you and only you went to the clan meetings that got things solved. you tapped your lips a little bit more to place the reddish pigment looking at the mirror, âbut satoru summoned this meeting and gave no details.â
âsatoru huh?â your husband points, not letting go unnoticed the fact you used his first name without formalities.
âall rightâ you take one step back checking if your kimono is proper, âsee you tonightâ you peck his lips lightly to not ruin the tint on yours and proceed to the carriage outside.
for years the gojo clan and yours avoided each other due to some very old beef that no one remembers or even was alive when it happened, so when your mother passed and you assumed as the new head you soon decided to reach out to make peace with the current head of the rival clan and a friendly relationship was restored. more often than not you two met, sometimes with other clan members or even other clans when necessary, but today gojo insisted on being just the two of you.
toji, your bodyguard, opens the carriage door when you arrive and give you his hand for you to step out.
to avoid any issues the place of the meeting was always the temple middle way your residences. from time to time your families attended the prayers there, thatâs when your husband saw satoru for the first time.
âwhereâs his wife?â he asked the first time you pointed the white-haired man as the clan head after you made peace.
âhe doesnât have one.â
âfiancĂ©e then?â
âi donât think soâ you both watched discreetly as he greeted the monks.
âi find that quite odd. what about the black-haired man?â he pointed to geto, gojoâs bodyguard, âcould they be involved romantically?â geto leaned to whisper something to his master, a little bit too close if you might add, a few more inches and his lips would be touching satoruâs ear. his romantic life was no business of yours but you didnât like the idea of him having any partners, didnât seem right, though deep down you knew it was very unlikely for a handsome man like him to be alone. both men somehow found your curious gaze.
âgetoâ you greet the known bodyguard as you enter the temple, and he bows to you, your bodyguard nods at him as well and youâre guided to the secret room.
the conversation went on for almost an hour, satoru served you tea when he noticed you finished yours, which was unusual for a clan head to do such a mundane task but he always insisted no servant join on your private meetings. you always thought he was particularly paranoid about spies, but that suspicion was dismissed when you had your first meeting with other clan heads and he didnât oppose the people that stayed in the back of the room waiting for their masterâs orders.
âsatoru we went over this on the last meeting, why am i here?â you are getting impatient, satoru always seemed relaxed when he was at the temple like itâs the one place people donât come to him with problems, so he tended to do things without any rush at all.
âso impatientâŠâ he smirks, âi was getting to the point but fine. i need your doctors for a few weeks.â
because of the many wars and the necessity to heal mainly the samurai your clan became specialized in healing techniques and remedies instead of combat.
âis someone injured?â you raised your eyebrow, it wasnât likely for satoru to ask for something like this when he couldâve sent a letter.
âno. but we are expecting a conflict soon andââ
âlet me stop you there satoruâ you raised your hand and for a second you saw a glimpse of annoyance cross his features, âwe donât get involved with battles anymore, the healers go through extensive training and i canât risk losing them in battle.â
âso instead of putting their knowledge into practice you rather keep them locked in a room reading books?â
âthey are busy with research at the momentâ you raise your chin unwilling to budge on the matter.
âis that so?â he tilted his head smiling âand how many people does it take to figure out your husband is infertile?â
you widened your eyes, this is way too personal of a matter for someone else, especially another clan head, to know.
on the other side of the door, geto and toji guarded the room, they were close enough to listen to the conversation and without turning his head geto looked at toji with his eyebrow raised, to which toji only nodded confirming the rumors.
âyouâre not the only one with little birds across territories, sweetheartâ his smile only seems to grow.
âthat is no business of yours. besides, lending you my healers will only harm my clan and, as i said, put them at unnecessary riskâ you managed to find your composure back and avoid the infertility topic.
âdonât you trust i have the best warriors? you seemed to when we came to your aidâ he reminded a time you asked for their men.
âi paid for that.â
âand what makes you think i wonât?â
âwe donât need money.â
âiâm not talking about moneyâ he drops the volume of his voice.
âlisten, satoruââ you rise to your feet sensing the tone of this conversation is off.
âiâm listening, for a very long time iâve been listeningâ he rises as well and takes a few steps in your direction, âyou know what i listen to? the rumors about your family threatening to make your brother head of the clan if you donât bear an heir soon.â
you take a step back.
âor the resources youâve been spending to research a treatment for your husband. tell me, darling, can he even get it up for you?â he is too close now, you can see all the details of his insanely blue eyes.
âheâ thatâs not a problemâ you accidentally confess.
âof course itâs not, look at youâ his finger brushes your cheek and the touch makes you burn under your skin, âi could give you a childâ he lowers his head to your ear, running his lips on it, âa healthy, smart, beautiful childâ he presses his hand on your belly over the thick material of your clothes, âand it wouldnât even be an effortâ he presses his hardened member on your hip.
âand what am i to do when the child comes out with a white head of hair and blue eyes?â you look into his eyes challenging him to a solution.
âif that happensâŠâ he undoes the knot that holds your kimono together and pushes the material down your arms with no resistance from you, ââŠiâll kill him myself and take his place as your husband.â
you gasp, not expecting such an answer from the man you always watched trying to find a way to avoid violence.
satoru kisses your jaw then your cheek and when he gets close to your lips you turn your head, your conscience only now, in this intimate act, attacking you.
âheâs not fulfilling his dutyâ he whispers, letting go of the knot on his kimono, taking your hand and putting it on his chest. you open your eyes, not even aware you had closed them, and see his sculpted torso, so close to you, so warmâŠ
âitâs not your fault, canât you see?â he raises your chin, âit wasnât meant to be, unlike usâ you know heâs just telling you what you want to hear, but in his voice everything made sense.
âyouâll seeâ he picks you up and lowers his body with you back to the mat in the middle of the room, his kimono is still around his arms while yours was forgotten somewhere else, leaving only the very thin, dress-like, white undergarment that pretty much showed everything.
satoru lowers his head to your chest, his tongue wetting your nipple over the material, âi bet youâll become even prettierâ he replaces your breast with his hand, big and hot, and goes to the other nipple, âwith your breasts heavy and a big bellyâ he sucks on you, hardly, you put your hand over your mouth.
satoru raises your legs over his shoulders, âyour feet will get tiredâ he kisses the inner thigh, âbut youâll still come and see meâ you thought it sounded like a question, it was a statement.
his head goes down, as he kisses your folds your back arches, he licks a stripe ending on your clit and flickering it.
satoru starts to lose himself, he gets too intoxicated by you, almost forgetting time is running against him here. he doesnât have much longer until your bodyguard gets suspicious and calls for you, and by the way your hand is tight against your mouth he doubts youâll be able to give a proper response.
he wants to make you cum before he shoots his load, suguruâs intel told him you asked one of the doctors if the woman needed to come to increase the chances. it doesnât take much medical knowledge to interpret that question.
you cum on his tongue pulling him out of his dreams where he imagined himself doing that every night after those boring fucking meetings he has to attend at every slight inconvenience in his clan.
âitâs gonna be okay, just relax for meâ he pushes his length slowly before you get the chance to see his size. you whisper his name behind your hand and he canât stand not seeing your whole face, so he takes your hand out of the way and kisses your wet lips pushing his tongue and swallowing your moans as he goes deeper and starts to pick a pace.
satoru holds back a curse, reminding himself heâs in a sacred place and although anyone would say thatâs ironic given what youâre doing in the temple he would argue thatâs even more sacred than what most people prayed for.
you start to feel his weight down on you as he trusts get sloppier, heâs still kissing you, holding your lips with his when he twitches and fills your insides, in your drunk mind you think itâs so much more than what youâre used to.
after he catches his breath he pushes himself up and out of you, you allow yourself to close your eyes for a brief moment but you open them wide again when satoru pushes his cum back into you with his finger, âkeep it deep and warm for me, yes?â
one hour later you pass through the door your bodyguard slides open for you to enter your chambers. on the way there you realized thereâs no chance he and geto didnât grasp on what was happening inside the room.
âtoji?â you call before he can close the door and go to his personal room, he stops, indicating he listens although he doesnât respond with the formality others usually do, âi trust you wonât share with anyone what happened todayâ you speak firmly looking the tall man behind you over your shoulder, his scar stretches slightly with his smirk, the man bows and closes the door.
they said it was a road accident, the horse got spooked and ran, by the time they found it there was no rider so they searched your husband and found his body down the mountain.
the ritual was long, you wore the traditional widow clothing, accepting the kind words of the clan members and the prayer of the monks. though you really were sad, all this pity was making you sicker thanâŠ
âat least you didnât have kids, no child deserves to grow up with a dead fatherâ an old lady says to comfort you while holding your hands.
âexcuse meâ you turn around walking slowly to not raise suspicions and as soon as it is just you on the other side of your home you bend your torso and throw up all youâve eaten before the funeral.
you cough and when a tissue enters your field of vision you immediately take it and clean your mouth.
you feel your stomach empty but the light volume below it reminds you of whose fault it is.
you raise with the tissue on your lips to say thank you and the sight of the white-haired man makes you choke.
âshh, itâs okay, iâm here as an ally, to give my condolences to a friend in griefâ thereâs absolutely no seriousness in his tone.
âwhat about the war?â you ask through heavy breathing.
âthat was childâs play, donât worry, your healers will return safe and sound in a few daysâ he puts his hand on your shoulder to calm you down, you do.
satoru takes a second to drop his sight to your belly, it has been a month since your last encounter, and by your sensitive stomach he knows that one time was enough for you to get pregnant.
âdo you think you can hide it for another month until the wedding? then when the child is born weâll just say it was a premature birthâ god, your former husbandâs body was barely cold and gojo is already planning the wedding and what to say about the baby.
âwhy now?â you look up at his mischievous eyes, he knows what youâre asking truly.
âi donât know what youâre talking about, it was an accident right?â he touches your face, brushing away a tear that came out, more of a natural body reaction of your gagging than a sadness reaction.
âsatoru, tell meâ you demanded.
âi just reflect a little you know? when i said i would kill him you never asked me not to. besides, i donât want another man to think they own whatâs mineâ his eyes are darker, you think heâs talking about the child in your womb but by the intensity of his gaze, you realize heâs talking about you. âif you need anything tell suguru, iâll have him staying in the village until we announce the wedding.â
âno, i have toji, donât want anyone suspecting getoâs intentionsâ you defend.
gojo doesnât seem to like it, but he doesnât argue either, âeither way, i want to see you. meet me at the temple in five days, weâll talk about the arrangementsâ he leans in and kisses your forehead before turning away and then back âi almost forgotâ he reaches for something inside his sleeve and pulls out a shiny golden bracelet with gems and puts it on your palm, you know you canât wear it now but god itâs gorgeous, âcame from the west especially for youâ he puts his hand on top of yours and leaves it there for a long moment as you look into each other's eyes. satoru is fighting the urge to kiss you, if someone catches you he canât say heâs comforting his recently widowed friend, so he forces himself to let go of you and go head back to his village.
the midwife instructs you to push harder as her helper dabs a wet cloth on your forehead. youâre squatting, on your knees giving your all to push the baby out.
finally one last push is all that it takes for the little one to come out, you want to lay down and close your eyes, but you need to see the baby first so you mumble something with your arms open, the midwife cleans babyâs face through crying and screaming.
âitâs a boyâ she whispers putting him in your arms. satoru enters when he hears the cries and kneels in front of you. behind him are both suguru and toji, who arenât allowed to enter but the men are also very eager to see the child they canât help but try to peek.
you balance the boy in your hold for a little bit till he stops crying and when he opens his eyes you see the blue sky.
âgive him to the father, weâre not overâ the midwife says.
âwhat?â you, satoru, toji and suguru ask. the last two get an angry look from the midwife and remove themselves from the scene.
âthe next one will come out soonâ she puts new towels below you.
âtwo children? at once?â you ask in disbelief then look at satoru who can only smile apologetically.
after god knows how long youâre finally allowed to rest as the babies were cleaned and fed. the second one was a girl, with identical blue eyes as her brother and father.
âi canât believe you put two kids in meâ satoru is outside the wooden tub, breaking all tradition by helping you bathe after the birth.
âcanât say iâm sorry for thatâ he rubs your shoulders, âyou were incredibleâ he confesses now that thereâs only the two of you. satoru refuses to even let your feet touch the floor, he takes you out of the tub once the water starts to cool down, placing you on a dry surface and getting on his knees to dry your feet, you reach out to touch his face.
âi love you, satoruâ you blurt, overwhelmed by your feelings for the man who was once your rival.
he looks up from his position, taking the hand on his face and kissing your palm, then your pulse, he kisses inch by inch of your arm until his lips are on yours, âi love you.â
"pay up, pretty boy" toji approaches geto.
"excuse me?" suguru looks up from the sword he's polishing now that gojo dismissed him for the rest of the night.
"i said it was gonna be a boy."
"yeah and then a girl came out right after so the bet was invalidated."
"there's no such a thing, the boy will inherit it all anyway" toji crosses his arms, geto laughs, fishing a coin from his pocket since he knows toji will say anything to win the bet.
"and what makes you say that? there's two clans and now two heirs" toji snatches the coin as soon as he sees the silver glow.
"that's just how it has ever been" he turns his back to geto who drives his attention back to his sword.
"things are changing old man.
dividers by @/cafekitsune
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#ok but i don't understand the duck and the measurement? (@mygeekcorner)
You... don't understand the duck?
Next you'll say that you don't understand why this is multi-cursed:
Things the â@â sign is named after in different European languages
#dunno if that's the ACTUAL reason. but it was my immediate first thought. and the fact that it wasn't YOUR first thought is weird.#also. though i've never heard of it before. it was pretty easy to guess that the ''measurement''-thing#is bcs they've got history with it. as in. they put @ back then same as we put kg on stuff nowadays.#and that was something that came about from their measurement-word beginning with ''a''#i'm sure that the factual history of it is more nuanced and complicated (it always is). but a quick google agrees with me.#so @ is old enough and well-established enough as a ''unit of measurement'' that the symbol got the same name as the unit.#but only in the ''general area where it was used historically'' which is ''around Spain''#history#languages#laughing#culture
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Jean may barely be a character but I love them for what they are. We truly need more cranky old farts who are nonbinary
#rat rambles#oni posting#tbf they're probably not That old but theyre probably at least middle aged#I personally imagine them as being in the 50s-60s range#so yknow greying a bit but not necessarily crumbling into dust#I can accept them being in their 40s tho just not much younger#theyre also part of the Aid squad so theyve probably been working at gravitas for a while#probably significantly longer than most of the others if we assume that they are in fact decently old but otherwise who knows#anyways all they do is yell at some employees abt to be trapped in sub sub sub basement hell and be grumpy abt the holidays#well ok they dont necessarily yell but they do get mad that one of the scientists that was supposed to be here went home for the holidays#and then after being all like take down those lights this isnt a mall they fuck off and are never seen again#well ok. technically speaking we dont have 100% confirmation that its jean since someone goes jea- before correction themself to last name#but like. its jean. theyre the only character that it could be unless this was some rando. which if I've learned anything theres no randos#everyone who I thought was a rando turned out not to be and Im sure even the completely nameless mentioned characters are probably someone#ok ok. there are Some randos I Think. but most of them are mentioned in relics as historical figures#its very possible that they do appear in other stuff in the logs but Ill have to double check#but from the top of my head theres only like 3 ppl I feel confident calling randos#and thats because two of them are reffered to in historical context + we get full names and the other seems to also be in the past#and also gets a full name so while technically the third Could be someone given that they have initials instead of comfirmed middle names#but both are e and the only e named person we have is ellie who we already know the last name of#so basically theyre almost certainly a rando but a very very weird rando since theyre mentioned in an email I think
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A Guide to Historically Accurate Regency-Era Names
I recently received a message from a historical romance writer asking if I knew any good resources for finding historically accurate Regency-era names for their characters.
Not knowing any off the top of my head, I dug around online a bit and found there really isnât much out there. The vast majority of search results were Buzzfeed-style listicles which range from accurate-adjacent to really, really, really bad.
I did find a few blog posts with fairly decent name lists, but noticed that even these have very little indication as to each nameâs relative popularity as those statistical breakdowns really don't exist.
I began writing up a response with this information, but then I (being a research addict who was currently snowed in after a blizzard) thought hey - if there arenât any good resources out there why not make one myself?
As I lacked any compiled data to work from, I had to do my own data wrangling on this project. Due to this fact, I limited the scope to what I thought would be the most useful for writers who focus on this era, namely - people of a marriageable age living in the wealthiest areas of London.
So with this in mind - I went through period records and compiled the names of 25,000 couples who were married in the City of Westminster (which includes Mayfair, St. James and Hyde Park) between 1804 to 1821.
So letâs see what all that data tells usâŠ
To begin - I think itâs hard for us in the modern world with our wide and varied abundance of first names to conceive of just how POPULAR popular names of the past were.
If you were to take a modern sample of 25-year-old (born in 1998) American women, the most common name would be Emily with 1.35% of the total population. If you were to add the next four most popular names (Hannah, Samantha, Sarah and Ashley) these top five names would bring you to 5.5% of the total population. (source: Social Security Administration)
If you were to do the same survey in Regency London - the most common name would be Mary with 19.2% of the population. Add the next four most popular names (Elizabeth, Ann, Sarah and Jane) and with just 5 names you would have covered 62% of all women.
To hit 62% of the population in the modern survey it would take the top 400 names.
The top five Regency menâs names (John, William, Thomas, James and George) have nearly identical statistics as the womenâs names.
I struggled for the better part of a week with how to present my findings, as a big list in alphabetical order really fails to get across the popularity factor and also isnât the most tumblr-compatible format. And then my YouTube homepage recommended a random video of someone ranking all the books theyâd read last year - and so I presentâŠ
The Regency Name Popularity Tier List
The Tiers
S+ - 10% of the population or greater. There is no modern equivalent to this level of popularity. 52% of the population had one of these 7 names.
S - 2-10%. There is still no modern equivalent to this level of popularity. Names in this percentage range in the past have included Mary and William in the 1880s and Jennifer in the late 1970s (topped out at 4%).
A - 1-2%. The top five modern names usually fall in this range. Kids with these names would probably include their last initial in class to avoid confusion. (1998 examples: Emily, Sarah, Ashley, Michael, Christopher, Brandon.)
B - .3-1%. Very common names. Would fall in the top 50 modern names. You would most likely know at least 1 person with these names. (1998 examples: Jessica, Megan, Allison, Justin, Ryan, Eric)
C - .17-.3%. Common names. Would fall in the modern top 100. You would probably know someone with these names, or at least know of them. (1998 examples: Chloe, Grace, Vanessa, Sean, Spencer, Seth)
D - .06-.17%. Less common names. In the modern top 250. You may not personally know someone with these names, but youâre aware of them. (1998 examples: Faith, Cassidy, Summer, Griffin, Dustin, Colby)
E - .02-.06%. Uncommon names. Youâre aware these are names, but they are not common. Unusual enough they may be remarked upon. (1998 examples: Calista, Skye, Precious, Fabian, Justice, Lorenzo)
F - .01-.02%. Rare names. You may have heard of these names, but you probably donât know anyone with one. Extremely unusual, and would likely be remarked upon. (1998 examples: Emerald, Lourdes, Serenity, Dario, Tavian, Adonis)
G - Very rare names. There are only a handful of people with these names in the entire country. Youâve never met anyone with this name.
H - Virtually non-existent. Names that theoretically could have existed in the Regency period (their original source pre-dates the early 19th century) but I found fewer than five (and often no) period examples of them being used in Regency England. (Example names taken from romance novels and online Regency name lists.)
Just to once again reinforce how POPULAR popular names were before we get to the tier lists - statistically, in a ballroom of 100 people in Regency London: 80 would have names from tiers S+/S. An additional 15 people would have names from tiers A/B and C. 4 of the remaining 5 would have names from D/E. Only one would have a name from below tier E.
Women's Names
S+ Mary, Elizabeth, Ann, Sarah     Â
S - Jane, Mary Ann+, Hannah, Susannah, Margaret, Catherine, Martha, Charlotte, Maria
A - Frances, Harriet, Sophia, Eleanor, Rebecca
B - Alice, Amelia, Bridget~, Caroline, Eliza, Esther, Isabella, Louisa, Lucy, Lydia, Phoebe, Rachel, Susan
C - Ellen, Fanny*, Grace, Henrietta, Hester, Jemima, Matilda, Priscilla
D - Abigail, Agnes, Amy, Augusta, Barbara, Betsy*, Betty*, Cecilia, Christiana, Clarissa, Deborah, Diana, Dinah, Dorothy, Emily, Emma, Georgiana, Helen, Janet^, Joanna, Johanna, Judith, Julia, Kezia, Kitty*, Letitia, Nancy*, Ruth, Winifred>
E - Arabella, Celia, Charity, Clara, Cordelia, Dorcas, Eve, Georgina, Honor, Honora, Jennet^, Jessie*^, Joan, Joyce, Juliana, Juliet, Lavinia, Leah, Margery, Marian, Marianne, Marie, Mercy, Miriam, Naomi, Patience, Penelope, Philadelphia, Phillis, Prudence, Rhoda, Rosanna, Rose, Rosetta, Rosina, Sabina, Selina, Sylvia, Theodosia, Theresa
F - (selected) Alicia, Bethia, Euphemia, Frederica, Helena, Leonora, Mariana, Millicent, Mirah, Olivia, Philippa, Rosamund, Sybella, Tabitha, Temperance, Theophila, Thomasin, Tryphena, Ursula, Virtue, Wilhelmina
G - (selected) Adelaide, Alethia, Angelina, Cassandra, Cherry, Constance, Delilah, Dorinda, Drusilla, Eva, Happy, Jessica, Josephine, Laura, Minerva, Octavia, Parthenia, Theodora, Violet, Zipporah
H - Alberta, Alexandra, Amber, Ashley, Calliope, Calpurnia, Chloe, Cressida, Cynthia, Daisy, Daphne, Elaine, Eloise, Estella, Lilian, Lilias, Francesca, Gabriella, Genevieve, Gwendoline, Hermione, Hyacinth, Inez, Iris, Kathleen, Madeline, Maude, Melody, Portia, Seabright, Seraphina, Sienna, Verity
Men's Names
S+ John, William, Thomas
S -Â James, George, Joseph, Richard, Robert, Charles, Henry, Edward, Samuel
A - Benjamin, (Motherâs/Grandmotherâs maiden name used as first name)#
B - Alexander^, Andrew, Daniel, David>, Edmund, Francis, Frederick, Isaac, Matthew, Michael, Patrick~, Peter, Philip, Stephen, Timothy
C - Abraham, Anthony, Christopher, Hugh>, Jeremiah, Jonathan, Nathaniel, Walter
D - Adam, Arthur, Bartholomew, Cornelius, Dennis, Evan>, Jacob, Job, Josiah, Joshua, Lawrence, Lewis, Luke, Mark, Martin, Moses, Nicholas, Owen>, Paul, Ralph, Simon
E - Aaron, Alfred, Allen, Ambrose, Amos, Archibald, Augustin, Augustus, Barnard, Barney, Bernard, Bryan, Caleb, Christian, Clement, Colin, Duncan^, Ebenezer, Edwin, Emanuel, Felix, Gabriel, Gerard, Gilbert, Giles, Griffith, Harry*, Herbert, Humphrey, Israel, Jabez, Jesse, Joel, Jonas, Lancelot, Matthias, Maurice, Miles, Oliver, Rees, Reuben, Roger, Rowland, Solomon, Theophilus, Valentine, Zachariah
F - (selected) Abel, Barnabus, Benedict, Connor, Elijah, Ernest, Gideon, Godfrey, Gregory, Hector, Horace, Horatio, Isaiah, Jasper, Levi, Marmaduke, Noah, Percival, Shadrach, Vincent
G - (selected) Albion, Darius, Christmas, Cleophas, Enoch, Ethelbert, Gavin, Griffin, Hercules, Hugo, Innocent, Justin, Maximilian, Methuselah, Peregrine, Phineas, Roland, Sebastian, Sylvester, Theodore, Titus, Zephaniah
H - Albinus, Americus, Cassian, Dominic, Eric, Milo, Rollo, Trevor, Tristan, Waldo, Xavier
# Men were sometimes given a family surname (most often their mother's or grandmother's maiden name) as their first name - the most famous example of this being Fitzwilliam Darcy. If you were to combine all surname-based first names as a single 'name' this is where the practice would rank.
*Rank as a given name, not a nickname
+If you count Mary Ann as a separate name from Mary - Mary would remain in S+ even without the Mary Anns included
~Primarily used by people of Irish descent
^Primarily used by people of Scottish descent
>Primarily used by people of Welsh descent
I was going to continue on and write about why Regency-era first names were so uniform, discuss historically accurate surnames, nicknames, and include a little guide to finding 'unique' names that are still historically accurate - but this post is already very, very long, so that will have to wait for a later date.
If anyone has any questions/comments/clarifications in the meantime feel free to message me.
Methodology notes: All data is from marriage records covering six parishes in the City of Westminster between 1804 and 1821. The total sample size was 50,950 individuals.
I chose marriage records rather than births/baptisms as I wanted to focus on individuals who were adults during the Regency era rather than newborns. I think many people make the mistake when researching historical names by using baby name data for the year their story takes place rather than 20 to 30 years prior, and I wanted to avoid that. If you are writing a story that takes place in 1930 you donât want to research the top names for 1930, you need to be looking at 1910 or earlier if you are naming adult characters.
I combined (for my own sanity) names that are pronounced identically but have minor spelling differences: i.e. the data for Catherine also includes Catharines and Katherines, Susannah includes Susannas, Phoebe includes Phebes, etc.
The compound 'Mother's/Grandmother's maiden name used as first name' designation is an educated guesstimate based on what I recognized as known surnames, as I do not hate myself enough to go through 25,000+ individuals and confirm their mother's maiden names. So if the tally includes any individuals who just happened to be named Fitzroy/Hastings/Townsend/etc. because their parents liked the sound of it and not due to any familial relations - my bad.
I did a small comparative survey of 5,000 individuals in several rural communities in Rutland and Staffordshire (chosen because they had the cleanest data I could find and I was lazy) to see if there were any significant differences between urban and rural naming practices and found the results to be very similar. The most noticeable difference I observed was that the S+ tier names were even MORE popular in rural areas than in London. In Rutland between 1810 and 1820 Elizabeths comprised 21.4% of all brides vs. 15.3% in the London survey. All other S+ names also saw increases of between 1% and 6%. I also observed that the rural communities I surveyed saw a small, but noticeable and fairly consistent, increase in the use of names with Biblical origins.
Sources of the records I used for my survey:Â
Ancestry.com. England & Wales Marriages, 1538-1988 [database on-line].
Ancestry.com. Westminster, London, England, Church of England Marriages and Banns, 1754-1935 [database on-line].
#history#regency#1800s#1810s#names#london#writing resources#regency romance#jane austen#bridgerton#bridgerton would be an exponentially better show if daphne's name was dorcas#behold - the reason i haven't posted in three weeks
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One of my personal nitpicks for historical fantasy is a lack of servants, staff, subordinates, and... idk... subjects? Like, their absence is not... a total dealbreaker for me, depending on the situations the characters are in and whether or not I can just assume that other people are there in the background... but so many of the protagonists in historical fantasy stuff are higher-ranking (very often royalty), and/or have busy jobs, and/or have enormous houses that would necessitate having at least part-time staff.
Like, girl, you should have a maid! WHERE is your chaperone?! WHO is driving this carriage?! Where are your footmen? Are you trying to imply that a WEALTHY DUCHESS is taking a CAB?! You know that you probably have tenants, right? Where is your steward?! Where is your lawyer? Your accountant?! (Like, yeah, you're not going to have your lawyer living in your house, but you HAVE one, right???)
Or, man, you're supposed to be a military commander and you don't even have a single secretary?! Where is your SQUIRE?! (In the spirit of historical fiction, I am jumping wildly across time periods with every sentence here.) Man, I know you aren't looking after your own boots. Where are your GUARDS?! Who set up this tent for you?! Who is looking after your horse?! Who is making and carrying the incredibly valuable maps people are recklessly stabbing daggers into?!
SOMEONE has to be scrubbing these floors and delivering the mail and cooking the meals and doing laundry, and they're probably all DIFFERENT people! My dentist has at least three different receptionists and we can't even get ONE for our court wizard here? A sorcerer's apprentice to take notes? Someone like Sherlock Holmes could get away with just having a housekeeper and taking taxis, sure, but your character is supposed to be a KING?! Why is he answering his own front door? He's going to get assassinated. His SERVANTS should have SERVANTS.
Like, yes, I understand that a lot of servants in certain places at certain times were supposed to make their labor invisible, but there have always been servants who still had to interact directly with the masters of the house?! Yeah, there are potentially really messy ethics here, class divisions are bullshit, but I don't think that completely ignoring the reality that humans have ALWAYS been doing work for other humans is better than just including some well-paid and well-treated servants and employees? Because a complete absence of them, especially where logically for the worldbuilding there MUST be servants (and probably exploited servants, or worse, for some particular worldbuilds to work), often makes me think that your main characters just don't care enough to notice the "lower class" people or know their names.
Also, even Frodo Baggins had a gardener and Samwise Gamgee might be the best damn character in the story?! Sam saved the world?! Servants are PEOPLE. Servants are often the funniest and most interesting characters, tbh, with the most to say about a society and its workings (yes, Discworld is a very good book series, highly recommend), and also the joke of some romantic scene being carefully orchestrated by a stage crew of servants frantically diving into bushes to stay out of sight never gets old to me. Teamwork makes the dream work!
I don't want to gatekeep historical fiction, especially not historical fantasy, because the worlds don't necessarily have to conform to our own and may have magic and characters are often in very unique circumstances, but... sometimes I pick up a story and it's like... "Author, please tell me that you know there is a difference between a butler and a valet?!"
#tossawary reading#tossawary watching#I don't know what to tag this as#tossawary fandom#long post#where are your servants#reblogs off
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Ohhh so it's like someone being named like, Mark Smith vs Caesar Obama?
âashkenazi jews have white surnames and light skin that means theyâre whiteâ
do you think black people arenât black if they have white last names? do you think native americans arenât native if they pass for white? please understand that the world doesnât conform to the western/american leftâs idea of race
#honestly i think its BASED that theres apparently been a trend growing over the past like 1 decades of black americans naming kids old names#lile Caesar or Rome or whatever#that sounds so cool#canada doesnt really have any sort of idea of a unified black culture like the states seems to#torontonians tend to have Americany names#tbh NO idea about nova scotia even though thats where one of the oldest most historic black populations is#like thats were escaped enslaved persons mostly went to#and then in quebec black ppl mostly have french or african names#altho quebec has 2 different cultures of black canadians: francophone and anglophone
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