#thebatfamasquotesfrommyfriends

[thebatfamasquotesfrommyfriends]

Babs to Stephanie after a rough™️ time.

Steph: I’m just sorry you all had to deal with that.

Babs: (Hand on shoulder, all compassion and seriousness) I would walk backwards into hell and fight the devil if you ask.

Jason to his Mcdonalds.

Jason: Aww yeah they gave me a large!

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Jason: Do any of you guys know someone named Norm? I wanna know a norm.

Damian: No.

Tim: Nah.

Jason: I wanna meet a norm.

Tim: Wait - did you say Jamal?

Jason: WHAT?

Damian: How did you hear Jamal from Norm?

Tim: I don’t know!

Dick: When I was a kid my aunt dated a guy named Norm for awhile. I remember distinctly because I got in trouble from my mom because I said that he looked like the ring leader of a carnival.

Jason:

Dick: She said I can’t tell anyone, but that it was very funny.

Jason:

Tim:

Damian:

Dick: Huh. I didn’t realize I had repressed that memory.

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Tim: Truth or dare?

Dick: Truth.

Tim: Okay. How many teeth do you have?

Dick: A lot.

Tim: [cracks up]

Dick: What?! Do you know how many teeth you have?!

Tim: [laughing still] Yeah, 32!

Dick:

Dick: Nah, that seems low.

Tim: [cracks up again]

Dick: Gotta be at least 33.

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[Opening up a stuffed pita]

Tim: Oh my goodness it’s like a giant uncrustable

Stephanie: Yeah that’s a pita, buddy!

Damian: What white people pita have you been eating?

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Jason: (Drunk) Do you wanna watch the Book Thief?

Dick: (Also drunk) I wanna watch icarly

[kimberly-spirits13]

It’s either:

LOL

Duuudeeee Mark Grayson from invincible is lokey my type tho

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You're being murdered. You look the killer in the eye & your last words are the last text you sent:

Kinda funny

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Jason: *leaves, already drunk, to buy more alcohol*

Jason: *returns from buying more alcohol* I HAVE NEWS. They were doing a wine tasting at the store… so I’ve had much. They kept giving me wine, and I kept taking it, and it was so good, so *looks at Dick* DO YOU WANT TO TRY THE WINE?

Dick: *also drunk* YES, I’LL TRY SOME RIGHT NOW

Damian: *Watching in horror…*

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Dick: Y'know, I wish we could just Hannah Montana transition out of the Coronavirus.

Jason: Honestly?

Jason: I've never related to anything more in my life.

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Dick: I'm glad you guys like playing Dungeons and Dragons.

Dick: Because it's literally just me tricking you guys into practicing team work and friendship.

Jason:

Jason: Maybe so.

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[thebatfamasquotesfrommyfriends]

Damian: Todd, what are you doing?

Jason: Creating an essence project.

Damian:... what?

Jason: Do you want to come stick your hand in?

Damian: No.

Dick: *from the other room* I’LL STICK MY HAND IN!

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[Clip of Trump talking on SNL]

Jason: Oh, my God, his voice is getting worse.

Jason: [smiling] Please die.

Dick: No. I want him to live and permanently lose his voice.

Dick: Because we all know that's what he loves most in the world. Listening to himself speak.

Dick: And then, once he loses what he loves most... then he can die.

Jason:

Jason: Y'know, sometimes, I'm like... 'hey, this person should die'. And then you go... 'no, this person should live, and suffer'.

Dick: [laughing]

Jason: Like we all think my mind's dark. But your mind truly terrifies me.

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Stephanie: I’ll say it. I’m gonna say it.

Barbara: What?

Stephanie: If Dick was a Jane Austen character he would be Frank Churchill.

Barbara: You know what...

Barbara: Yeah.

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Dick: Make an intelligence check for me.

[Jason frantically grabs his character sheet.]

Jason: Where is---I don't---

Jason: Why is there no intelligence here!

[Damian looks immediately to Dick.]